/co/co/'s Bizarre Adventures

From the introduction:

Welcome to Earth! Not your Earth, obviously, but one that at first glance looks about the sa... actually, that’s a lie. All sorts of weirdness is going on here, like cowardly dogs smarter than the average person, talking animals ranging from odd hybrids to almost human, and even a certain Man of Steel. But peel your eyes real good, and another layer of crazy shows up. Madmen wearing the same maledicted malicious [MELODIC] mask appearing every few hundred years to raise hell, a tribe of ancient warriors of dubious morality with mystic power thrumming in their [CELS] right about to wake up from their slumber, and even demonic conspiracies threatening to take over entire countries!