From publisher blurb:
Step into the orderly and regulation-bound world of the Bureaucratic Paladin, where divine justice isn’t just a matter of strength, but of paperwork, procedure, and precise adherence to celestial codes. As a Bureaucratic Paladin, you enforce the laws of the gods not only through your sword, but through the meticulous application of divine regulations. Your sacred duty? Ensuring that even in the chaos of battle, everything is done by the book.
In the heat of combat, you don’t just fight—you issue divine citations to enemies for infractions such as striking out of turn or improper use of magic. With every smite and spell, you enforce the cosmic laws, issuing penalties, restrictions, and celestial injunctions that leave your enemies bound by red tape and unable to act until they’ve filed the proper grievances. Your allies may roll their eyes at your dedication to divine paperwork, but they’ll thank you when your rules and regulations turn the tide of battle in their favor.
So grab your quill, sharpen your sword, and prepare to lay down the law. As the Bureaucratic Paladin, you bring order to chaos, control to combat, and justice to the unruly—all while ensuring that the universe runs smoothly, one form at a time.
This is a full 5e Class, with a description, Unique Abilties and Level progression up to 20th Level, for a Comedic Spin on a Fantasy setting.