From publisher blurb:
Welcome to the whimsical and deliciously potent world of the Cheesemancer, where magic flows not from ancient tomes or arcane symbols, but from the finest wheels of cheese. As a Cheesemancer, you have discovered that the true power of magic lies in dairy—summoning cheese-based creatures, creating slippery cheese slicks, and mastering the art of "aged" magic to enhance your abilities or poison your foes with the power of fermentation.
The life of a Cheesemancer is one of delightful absurdity, yet undeniable potency. You blend culinary expertise with arcane prowess, using blocks of cheddar and wheels of brie to confound, control, and conquer. Your enemies may laugh at first, but they won’t be laughing when a Gouda Golem crashes through their defenses or when a well-placed cheese slick sends them tumbling.
So grab your enchanted fondue fork, don your cheeseboard of battle, and step into a world where magic is creamy, flavorful, and completely unexpected. Whether you're buffing your allies with the energy of aged cheese or sending enemies fleeing in lactose-intolerant terror, as a Cheesemancer, you wield the sharpest magic around!
This is a full 5e Class, with a description, Unique Abilties and Level progression up to 20th Level, for a Comedic Spin on a Fantasy setting.