From publisher blurb:
Welcome to the calm yet cunning world of the Pacifist, where battles are won without shedding a single drop of blood. As a Pacifist, you have chosen a path of non-violence, using your wit, agility, and strategic mind to disarm, deflect, and demoralize your enemies. Instead of swinging a sword or casting destructive spells, you excel at neutralizing threats by tripping foes, blocking attacks, or convincing opponents to simply give up the fight.
In the chaos of combat, you bring a sense of tranquility, ensuring that brute force is not the answer. You specialize in turning your enemies' strength against them, making them stumble into their own traps, or tricking them into knocking each other out. While others fight with weapons, you wield the power of peace, creating a battlefield where no one truly gets hurt.
So prepare to navigate conflicts with patience, creativity, and a dash of humor. Whether you're convincing a rampaging orc to reconsider their life choices or stopping a battle with a well-placed calming word, as the Pacifist, you prove that sometimes the best way to win a fight is to never fight at all.
This is a full 5e Class, with a description, Unique Abilties and Level progression up to 20th Level, for a Comedic Spin on a Fantasy setting.