subtitled: for Obsessed Pathetic Losers
A parody of the ASL Annuals, this magazine was a one shot effort featuring Alfred E. Neuman on the front as a 5+2 leader.
There are various articles and letters to the editors, including a column "Tank Talk" by Clink and Clank, giving their caller Erin Rommel advice on what type of tank he should be driving.
There are three scenarios included:
ASL Scenario On0, ATSA Natsoguda, Italy, February 15, 1944. Elements of a dug in German regiment and a lot of armor counters from Panzerblitz face off against an American force that never enters onto the mapboard.
ASL Scenario K9, Un Chien Boiteux Et Mal Equilibre, June 10 1940. The French border forces are Three Fenchmen and a Poodle. The Italian Forces are: La Groupa Gonna Getcha, You Bet.
ASL Scenario 1954, Gojira!!!, Outside Tokyo, 1954. The Japanese army takes on Gojira (Godzilla).