Bard: College of EMOtion

For everyone who has ever felt misunderstood beneath your swooshing single bang, here is the College of EMOtion for bards who want to whip out their dingy composition notebooks, angstily brood, and get a whole subclass's worth of features and abilities based on some of the emo-est of emo lyrics from the 2000s and on.

Please note this is a parody subclass, but you are perfectly able to use it in games, as long as your DM is willing. And if they're not, you can always write a really scathing poem about it and perform it at the next open-mic night.

- from the publisher's blurb