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BDSM: Big Drunk Satanic Massacre

Game ID: GID0041426
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Hi there! Are you tired of consumer culture, are you sick of tolerating "tolerance", fed up with being force-fed female pheromones? Well, guess what, sugar pie, we're pretty f*cking sick of it, too. So we did something about it. We made something different. Something new. And we made it just for you. Introducing: BDSM.

Big.

Drunk.

Satanic.

Massacre.

That's right. BDSM. You get it. What's this game about, you ask? You like story, do you? Want to really be grabbed by the short and curlies, huh? Well, you're just the kind of bastard we want playing this game so I'll tell you.

You become the devil's son, the literal spawn of Satan. And that's the good news. The bad news: Hell is occupied by Human Military Forces, hundreds of your fellow demons are being slaughtered for burgers by the Big Wack fast food franchise, and all the girls you used to know went to work in fancy ass cathouses they won't let you into anymore. Oh, and did you think there weren't any pure-blooded Third-Reich ponies? Because there are. A lot of them, actually.
This ain't the hell you know and love, so all you gotta do is bring it back. Polish your gun. We're about to have some fun.

Hell yes.

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Ever wondered what it's like to be Satan's son? Nothing special... Unleashed lust, chronic alcoholism and reckless shooting - the usual routine.
Save Hell! Wait... What? Yup, that's right - Hell! It's not the place it used to be - Hell's been possessed. Possessed by the most vile dark hideous evil the world has known - people. They've turned your * precious homeland into a madhouse, and only you can stop them!
What's in it for you? Spectacular locations, battles with epic bosses and a nice mixture of pain and nonsense.
Choose the right side of evil and rescue your "princess" - the most badass dare-deviless Hell has ever seen.

Whoever decides to stand in your way'd better be sorry!

Source: The Game Press Kit.

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