Bring me the Head of the Comte de Saint-Germain

From the introduction:

IN SHORT: You’re nineteen years old and your weird mom’s resentful chauffeur.

THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU: Like a lot of people your age, it’s your parents’ divorce but… it’s complicated. Karen and Leo split up when you were ten and dad somehow got custody. You think it’s because your mother just bailed but you’ve never asked her—too scared of confirmation and besides, she’s here now. That matters, right? Dad was a security guard. Not the mall type, the “armed response to the alarms” type, but he’s in jail now. Someone used codes from his company to pull a string of robberies, and he went down for it. You think it might have actually been your older half-brother Curtis, but you don’t know for sure.