From publisher blurb:
THREE NEW CLASSES AND FIVE "MAGIC" ITEMS FOR YOUR OLD SCHOOL CAMPAIGN!EXCITEMENT!!! ADVENTURE!!! POCKETMODS!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!
IVANHOE UNBOUND is PROUD to present its LATEST SUPPLEMENT for SWORDS AND WIZARDRY WHITEBOX or ANY OTHER OLD SCHOOL GAME based on the 1974 three booklet version of the WORLD-FAMOUS RPG whose name rhymes with "TRUNCHEONS AND FLAGONS!"
Do you like a little HUMOR in your games, like BOB BLEDSLAW of the JUDGES GUILD? We've got you COVERED with these THREE NEW CLASSES:
The CLOWN-MONK, able to stun people with ENGLIGHTENMENT! What IS the sound of ONE HAND CLAPPING?
The FOOLE, master of DUMB LUCK and RANDOM MAGIC! But not so-called "Chaos Magic," as you will SEE...
The HECKLER, able to INSULT opponents until they ATTACK him! LUCKILY, he has a lot of Hit Points...
Do you like a little SCIENCE FICTION in your games, like DAVE ARNESON and GARY GYGAX did?
We've got you COVERED as well, with FIVE TECHNOLOGICAL ITEMS sufficiently ADVANCED to be considered MAGIC: Blasters, teleporters, a MYSTERIOUS CRYSTAL, a peaceful pistol and DRUGS!
But wait, THERE'S MORE! This supplement comes in POCKETMOD FORMAT. Print out a SINGLE PIECE OF PAPER which can be TRANSFORMED with FOLDS and a single cut into a TINY EIGHT PAGE BOOKLET with EVERYTHING YOU NEED!
Plus, while THE TINY BOOKLET IS ADORABLE, there's also a couple of larger-size versions so you can KILL MORE TREES!
And as a SPECIAL BONUS, the actual supplement doesn't use EXCESSIVE CAPITAL LETTERS!