Publisher's blurb:
The World Has Changed
In a world where all poultry (I'm looking at you chicken) is illegal after a catastrophic outbreak of the bird flu killed over 100 million people, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration is now the most powerful law enforcement agency on the planet. As a member of the Special Crimes Division, it’s your job to investigate food crimes from chicken trafficking and egg dealing, to fricken (chicken/frog hybrids) mutants gone wrong, and put food-powered criminals behind bars.
Food Powers
Yeah, that’s right! Food. Powered. Criminals. The world looks almost like our own except for the intrusion of food-powered mutations. No one knows when they appeared in human history, but some people just have them. Maybe you cook, eat, or draw food, but when YOU do, something supernatural happens. You have a unique experience with a particular food not many can relate with.
Maybe you...
are what you eat. (how is that even useful?)
carve weapons out of chocolate. (if only you could stop eating the ammo.)
or can see the past of anything you taste. (It's not pretty!)
It's zany, it's dark, it's a ton of fun in an absurd world!
Welcome to the CHEWniverse!