From publisher blurb:
COCAINE OWLBEAR
Or
FANTASY WOODLAND COCAINE HEIST CREW
You're a woodland creature who has recently gained sentience when you ingested magical cocaine from the satchel of an unlucky traveler in your forest.
With your newfound intelligence, you plunder the belongings of the courier you killed. You find that he or she had a complicated heist plan written on parchment and hidden in their satchel bag. But it’s not just any heist. It is a complicated heist that involves stealing more of the enchanted cocaine that has granted you sentience and made you really jittery.
Can you take a chance that when the cocaine wears off you’ll revert to being a mere woodland animal?
No.
No, you cannot.
You have to get more of that enchanted cocaine! Luckily, you have this written plan from the deceased courier that requires discipline and exact execution.
Unfortunately, you're a goddamned coked-out enchanted woodland creature prone to rage.