From publisher blurb:
Travellers, mutatoes are good for you! Do they look like a disgusting purple-brown mess? Yes. Do they squirm like Change-fueled worms? Yes. Are they poisonous if too ripe or not ripe enough? Also yes. But mutatoes also provide fast healing and amazing nutritional value… in exchange for some mild and (often) temporary Change burns. And - on top of that - free darkvision (sometimes)! That’s what I call a true gift of the ocean.
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Side effects include headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, yellow phlegm, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart ezxplosions (yes, ezxplosions), varicose veins, purple stool, darkened soul, carcinization, more vomiting, visions, hemorrhoids, extra limbs, mild discomfort, tentacles, spontaneous dental explosion, sugar high, even more vomiting, starfish, the colour dabazle, scales, and mild rash.