"Welcome to Squelch, a miserable little town in the midst of Eberron's Shadow Marches. Clouds of biting insects fill the air. The smell of rotting fish is inescapable. There's nothing to do here. The residents are tiresome. Bet you can't wait to get out here!
Inside a Fantastically Boring pamphlet, you will find details about a humble location that can be used as a hometown for a character in your campaign. It is the kind of place that any aspiring adventurer should be eager to leave and to which they are in no hurry to return.
Players wishing to use Squelch as their character's hometown will find quick facts about it, common names of residents, two location-specific backgrounds (Squelcher and Former Cultist), a new cantrip (Repel Biters), a map of the Shadow Marches, a list of notable Squelch residents (who are potential mentors for you character) and a Squelch Gazeteer.
Includes a full-colour pdf, a printer-friendly pdf and a booklet-formatted pdf that can be printed & stapled."
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