WELCOME TO PLANET DAEMON, BADASSIt has come to my attention that you are a newcomer here on Planet Daemon. I assume you’re here for The Lost Treasure, correct? Well many here have tried to open the Stygian Locks before, myself included. But none so far have been able to defeat the perils of this damned planet. You know why they call this place Daemon? Because it’s a bitch, that’s why.
Make sure you get imaged by M.I.R.R.O.R. pronto, you never know when you’ll need a backup. Between Crocos wanting to take a bite of you, Raidos waiting to rip you apart, Corpos trying to take the Treasure for themselves, and those weird ass Angos… no shortage of stuff that wants a self-respecting badass dead.
And that's what you’ll need to be to survive Daemon. You will need to be a badass. I know you’ve got some fun tricks up your sleeve, but you need to keep your wits about you. Preferably also a big fucking gun and a massive sword too. The usual brands all have a presence here on this shithole, and are more than glad to just dump weapons all over the place. You can’t kick over a rock without finding a gun these days!
Oh, do you know your elements? Of course you don’t! Every badass worth their salt knows the elements, and you’re a goddamn greenhorn. Well on Daemon there’s a bunch of wacky magic and shit. I suggest filling your gun with all the magic you can find, then firing it directly up the asshole of anyone who looks at you funny.
GOOD LUCK, TRY NOT TO DIE
GAMEPLAYInspired by games such as Borderlands and Bulletstorm, GUNFUCKS is a tabletop roleplaying game built on the LUMEN system. This means that to play, all you’ll need is some friends and some six sided dice.
Sessions are played in a series of Quests, with characters gaining loot and advancing at the end of each one. Weapons are generated randomly, each with wild Elemental abilities.
GUNFUCKS is meant to be played loose, with people laughing while defeating enemies and collecting loot.
Source: The Game Website.