If I Were President

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We will play a presidential debate in the near
future. Some of us will be candidates, some of
us reporters, some of us just normal people with
questions to ask of the big shots.

The candidates will big make big speeches, and
snipe at each other while tackling issues like genetic
selection, drones, and subliminal corporate
ads for kids.

A president will be elected, and then we’ll flash
forward twenty years. We’ll do it again, and again,
and again, envisioning a weirder and wilder future,
until there’s no more Republicans and Democrats,
just robot toasters agitating for rights, while candidates
debate whether blowing up the moon would
be good for the economy.