Manly Men!

From Introduction:

If you’re tired of all those wimpy, girly RPGs out there, then this is the game for you! You’re not some little girl, or a Japanese schoolgirl, or a maid, or a macho woman with guns, or anything like that. No, you’re a MANLY MAN! You’re a LEGEND, feared and admired by lesser men, and loved and lusted after by all women ever.

Okay, so this is still an RPG so you’re just pretending. You need a pencil and paper (try to make them as metal as you can manage), but no dice. You’ll want some kind of poker chips or something too. Playing some kickass rock music in the background (old Metallica, AC-DC, Iron Maiden, and to a lesser extent Led Zeppelin are all acceptable) helps too. You can only have up to four players.