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Men: A Manly RPG for Manly Men

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From the back of the book:

MEN is a work of a satyr.

A very serious satyr. If you do not like what this satyr says, he is gonna ram you in the guts with his big-ass horns and then ram you in the ass with his big-ass dick and then kill you and eat you. This is not a disclaimer. This is a fucking death threat.

If you cannot take a joke, fuck you. Fuck your mother. Fuck your daughter. Fuck your puppies. Fuck your race. Fuck your religion. Four your horses. Fuck whatever fucking lowlife you voted for last year in the hope of your miserable fucking excuse for a life improving. Fuck your fake friends and cheating wife. Fuck your failure of a father. Fuck the rotten system that let pathetic freaks like you reach maturity. But most of all - FUCK YOU!

In MEN you play real men who kill, fuck and eat things. You are doing this to maintain your fearsome erection – the source of your power. Your enemies are emasculating Feminazi, sneak attacking Butt Pirates, exploding Boomistani and other freaks. Kill them and have your way with their daughters.

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