From the introduction:
"Welcome to Hell.
"Please ensure you have all documentation completed in triplicate, unless you qualify under sub-categories 12a - 486c in which cases documentation must be chiseled into eighteen pieces of virgin flesh. Staff are to filter through lanes equal to a prime factor of limbs they possess, in many case the head is counted as a limb (and liable for vorpal re-assignment - refer to Oswald's grimoire of irrelevant occultisms vol 13 chapter XX - second edition) but tentacles of less than four groteenths are not considered limbs. A total tentacle mass of one cameron plus helf a furloin does constitute a singular limb. Sinners must bring completed portfolios of sins (approved to CDA standards) and hypothetical sin sheets of sins you might have committed given the choice. Also inform the staff of your religious preferences and we will do our level best to completely destroy your twatish belief system. We do really really genuinely care about all the denizens of Hell and hope your stay is as comfortable as possible. If you are still reading this then you have transgressed, breaching the Styxian boundary without a A47 permit or hades swipe-card. Return to limbo and await entry with the next soul influx, it's scheduled for late next millennium.
"Toodles!"
User summary:
MoobleBall in Hell! combines a board game with light roleplaying elements.