Much That Is Good and All That Is Evil Playtest Edition

[From the Introduction]
“Much that is good and all that is evil has gathered itself up into the Western Gull,” wrote ornithologist W. L. Dawson in his 1923 classic Birds of California. He praised the bird’s handsome
plumage, but warned that it belied “the black heart within”–“Cruel of beak and bottomless of maw . . . this gull asks only two questions of any other living thing: First, ‘Am I hungry?’ (Ans., ‘Yes.’) Second, ‘Can I get away with it?’ (Ans., ‘I’ll try.’)”
— from "A Squabble of Gulls", by Joe Eaton, for Bay Nature Magazine's Oct-Nov 2010 issue.

IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY, AND YOU ARE A HORRIBLE GULL.