Never to Die

from the introduction

Your girlfriend’s doing your nut in.

Your mum & dad just give you aggro if you sit around the house all day. But there’s nuffin’ for you to do in this crappy place... not until after dark.

‘cos when the pubs are open and you’ve had a skinful, you feel like you’re really livin’. Nuffin’ beats it; the booze, the smoke, the girls and your crew. You’re out with Your mates in Your town on Your night and it’s never gonna end.

So, who the fuck are you?