Ogre in the Court

This morning, the Honorable Judge Forgeflame made the terrible mistake of eating mutton for breakfast and then crossing the "Equal Rights for Ogres" picket line to preside over court. As the court rose to welcome the judge, she was swallowed whole by the large ogre who'd followed the scent of mutton into the building. As the ogre's blood sugar returned to normal, she realized her faux pas and insisted on fixing it: by presiding over court.

You've never been more invested in winning a case, because the ogre has introduced a new rule: the losing party is dessert.