Sorcerous Origin: Quantum Anomaly

From publisher blurb:

Written by a quantum physicist, the Quantum Anomaly subclass provides all the excitement of quantum mechanics without any of the laborious number-crunching! Stand one quantized energy level above the rest as you wield your awe-inspiring power of infinite possibilities.

With the Quantum Anomaly sorcerer, you can:

Blur yourself into a probability distribution
Know where you are or how fast you're going, but not both
Accidentally tunnel through your chair
Learn Yiddish for a day
Know twice as many spell lists as lame single-reality sorcerers.

You might even learn something! But probably not. It isn't that kind of subclass.