Forget to prepare game? Lost your DM notes? Don't worry, this module can help. Or at least, it could if a mimic hadn't eaten the adventure before it was written.
Join this quest to rediscover the lost adventure that was supposed to be in this module before evil forces beyond the author's control came and destroyed all but the remaining scraps of it. This incoherent and vaguely connected vignettes will confuse and delight your gaming group, if it is even playable at all.
Inspired by the self-referential nature of the second part of Don Quixote and fueled by the deep impenetrable anxieties of the author, this module explores what it means to even have an adventure in your adventure, and exposes how these adventures really get made.
This mind-bending meta-adventure will have your players asking deep philosophical questions, like, is the author okay? Should someone go check on him? What even is this? Suitable for characters between levels, and any fantasy settings from five to seven, this adventure should probably not be downloaded by anyone, at any time, ever.
"5 out of 5 thumbs up!" - Cide Hamete, a totally real human person
"By far, the best adventure module out there. Not disturbing at all." - Doug Strain Fan Club Newsletter
"Yes, come inside so I can eat you." - A strange growling coming from inside the book."
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