Publisher's blurb:
...Gned arrived at the next floor with a gun in one hand and a table leg in the other. He marched down a long corridor lined with ornate stained-glass windows. During the trip to the tower, Gned spotted it had a section suspended in midair that was connected to the main tower by nothing more than a thin corridor. “Lousy magic architecture,” said Gned.
The sound of a dull rumbling engine slowly approached the corridor. Gned glanced out the windows and spotted a silhouette slowly rising up outside the window. The engine began to roar and the silhouette smashed into the corridor. The dust and shattered glass slowly cleared, revealing a heavily armed crystal warrior riding a hover-bike. The warrior was a semi-transparent green color, with silver gauntlets and boots. The entire bike was chrome and polished to a mirror sheen. Mounted on the bike’s handlebars was a large cannon that looked like some kind of weaponized air conditioner.
“So Gned, we finally meet.” spoke the warrior.
“That’s Gnarly Gned to you, sunshine.” replied Gned...