From publisher blurb:
Twas the night before Christmas, and we're in a bad mood,
We were naughty this year, and we know we're all screwed.
So what is a group of 4th-graders to do?
Summon ourselves a demon, or two.
Out comes the ouija board, plopped down with a shake.
When we suffered a horrible horrible spelling mistake.
The king of demons we meant to bring,
But dyslexia is a horrible deplorable thing.
So instead of Satan, a Santa called to,
No idea what we children can do.
So heed our advice, before all is a wreck,
When summoning demons, perform a spell check...
Our hapless 4th-grade heroes find themselves on the naughty list and attempt to summon the devil himself to fix their Christmas woes. But when the spell goes horribly awry, it's a tale not of sleighing but of slaying as they find themselves trapped by an Eldritch Santabomination. Will they get a Merry Christmas, or will they meet up with Santa Claws? Find out in... We Sold Our Souls to Santa, a Holiday One Shot from Atomic Ninja Studios.