Chutes and Ladders - Drinking Play Through
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as I always say a well-mannered man must need to have a good pair of morals between his legs if you know what I mean even heirs and heiresses these days are raised with hardly a semblance of morals back in my day I Lord Hawkes worthy Esquire Pemberton the third landed gentry was punished or rewarded severely for my actions
welcome back to story time kids today on rum and board classic game series we're going to be playing chutes and ladders the classic game of climbing up and falling back down along the way you'll learn some morals and it's the class a theme of in going up the ladders and down the chutes a child will learn by the pictures the rewards of good deeds and the consequences of naughty ones Wow is that slightly British oh I get it I get it I get it at the top of this shoot he's pulling the tail oh look petting the cat that's saving the cat from the tree how you saved a cloture on the wall and you gotta go back in time to like scrub the things off the wall but you don't get a choice about what your thing is nope nope dad girls first see you suckers we do cuatro oh you make the egg no koala confused I baked a cake well if there it's intimately familiar with chutes and ladders they'll know what we need then they won't know later claimed all backwards one I planted in the flour oh yeah that's not was part of my backstory last time alright alright I
just want to explain to the camera that these only one sided we're trying to play this whole time I'm only looking at the back sighs okies character just why we get confused which is why we have the koala the koala and the sock puppet sure just looks like a face a little doubt dinosaur darlin and gumby lumpy cheer all right lumpy chair show me what you mean show me what you got the cake all right have a bake sale know what that was Merrill's cake yeah it's mine don't
four I like the foot no no daily wanna I like flicking aspect you two i like spinner game gives you more ATT also trouble pop pop pop I'm sure the plane trouble you always measure your blanks I want to push the popper I'm the chair mara we're friends no ours is gonna be so weird I used to have a lot more like really know you use it yeah your parents your parents made you mobile one yeah it was fun it was like that's great it was a small lon to be fair there's in California
what so sorry belongs I know are in California so I'm imagining just a forest as opposed does it oh look Golf Course in your backyard not in calif no my parents know what's gonna do i answer but we don't know it is your turn yet six cool 12 hey I bumped my head wait what why did I bump my head or did the cookie jar ecology goddamn ginger mom's gonna take this long no one oh my gosh my head you're very such parallel life ha even though we're in different places you were trying to cheat and be a sneaky person I was trying to be a good person but be too efficient but for my own good sounds a lot like you and then everything stacking too many dishes all right where my koala at 25 if you pay attention to the numbers it's not that
danger zone oh I had twice in a row we really do have yeah we did the right way I know I'm learning how to math for how to map my box no cat Oh Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat nope oh yeah actually yeah hmm I think it should take you a realistic amount of time to climb that ladder I'm two turrets or something hey every turn symbolizes a month in real time no what oh wow what you read my heart mm-hmm one Wow nothing good happened to me
Oh Lorraine and didn't wear my boobs that's like the least bad Giotto so I got a cold that's put my feet in the bucket oh so warm bucket yeah I think it's just an empty bucket what oh man the cat is really strong wait what there you go no one else mmm Tommy yeah Mel to no no you're not allowed to move faces anymore even if you're closer person which is not normally what I didn't go back down the same way all right here's the Dalek coming up good 50 you do get a slight no only doing nude lady still they still could I wanted to get this slide yeah big one oh he can't get the big 10 count it accountant sometimes in life you f it up okay three
slow but sure GG noob I want to see Jordan just go down you draw the vault you will I walk around whoa buddy artist my parents don't appreciate my latent artistic ability no you skated on it oh my gosh that's so dangerous did you fall into the lake yes he did so can you fell in and now he's sad I have been a much bigger shoot dude that's like life or death oh wow look how shallow this though like I'm just sitting in a lot like a little puff yeah yeah it's a frozen over pop3 where me where r me one too sorry bad accidents happen in a row yeah I'm now just found some flowers okay nobody Wow
you better get you that you can get you think the cat yeah I want that care oh you're slow it down no that's not how it works I don't even like cookies in this game my character doesn't like to be as good that you can't have any of my cookies been one real vibe or not he's talking about to move you it's impasse the cat
ooh I like that's a dog job in to win oh really this game was like hurts all again yeah the people who drew this game were like we did too much cat favoritism and then they're like let us take the dog lately but there's two dogs and two cats right no yeah there's a dark show and I bandaging a dog's paw and then there's the rescuing you cache creek at one time cat's tail okay when I first count the car favoriten I didn't realize that they how the chutes and ladders work and I just like there's so many cat there's a lot of cats in that area i agree this is it fine that cat is so please after just like scratching that boy to death yeah I like that a lot oh no losing I was winning at one point three well just like like we didn't have a dog show you have hot chocolate I keep bumping my mic it's probably really bad sounded about good practice 1 i'm moving so slowly if you like that's good you gotta appreciate this or something that's what i'm saying something kind of feels like actually I almost got
tall big in some [ __ ] more a nerd I don't never mind the floor so you're getting a foodie oh I almost went backwards again haha six one two three four five six no movie for you love that war only I had a choice yeah the far is already clean and clock to smooth that floor are we all real for kids in one family so how this works oh I guess though no I'm getting it for my friend I'm trying to be a good friend wah wah longside it's a fest far to fall oh now do that again that wasn't proud all right I fell from grace yeah I don't ice cream I don't miss anything any coming back from that but I could study the gas where you can get the cat again everything to be right behind ya it's very good five no boring my life is so I
on the men cold okay after all I took me an extra turn 60 14 and what's the dog show snake suspenseful skip the stomachache
yes oh you would I'm good too it's true a traitor oh it's this way now okay all right 30 dangerously break your arm well he is riding his bike like a mad person looks like Wow well he looks happy to me yeah he looks half or a moment he means cuz i said mad 06 come back hot on your trail you wanted an instant win I did do that's my
this game is a capricious overload all right most of those cookies hot yeah they're tempting but for we'll see if you succumb to the temptation soon yes
miss the first lady see is that is that captain oh no the cat called behavior side standing out yeah I'm convinced on the other side of this sign that says no no skating on the other side it says please ski my name is please skate and then you're on the fragile ice oh just visiting okay
okay okay oh yes I'm back in it quits saving ha no ah you got arted goddamn it Harvey five I don't get the I love those guys near the wall is a trap for you the circuit okay no fun there is hope yeah you all have to go down are you trying to run away and join the circus marry yet though yeah fine so far me oh all of the talk show I never learn Oh was it for a friend again this time noticed I was for me one
Oh 3 get that giant ladder again three destiny has spoken stop 20 we do
you wanted that I wanted two three four little koala bear excuse you I spinning to help you Justin the second is on that you forgot about you Oh resist the Krans resistor creds hmm Hey oh you escapes the cookies yeah Oh fine you're tall good job you bring your tall grown up Oh growing up we're is out too hard for
it's over for Jordan bring me stole the chance well 406 I'm Tasha this game 100 teacher teaches you to trick your friends until like doing a job so you get a life Percy yeah you broke I played sports which is what all american parents want their children to do and I broke a window which is what half of America parents want their children to do are careful not play with passion they all the dads what huh like that no no its parents parents of female children want their children to bring our glass ceilings well you're beating jordan by quite a bit yay good one oh
well play afraid of this answer that's gotta buzzing can you spit while your diesel me dance Becky dance Oh Daniel damn Dale oh no I'm placing this video I point in time not done to it Congrats yeah go work Felicia Congrats Felicia 5 solution bye Felicia all right now is it this is chutes and ladders probably the best kids game yep pretty much that was great surprise you complete entertaining it's freeing ups and downs what it is it's like how we just do something no you just give up you're just like whatever the dial is gonna do with the dials you surrender yourself to your face yeah exactly lesson is that you have no control over your own which is true for children who are this age sure they're just doing [ __ ] they're just like I have some Ron are machines that are responding to inputs they have no control over isn't that awesomeness no okay machines are just trained to the other earlier inputs but there's still no control thanks for watching you guys if you enjoyed this hit that like button leave a comment down below and go check out our other classic games on season two be coming soon so get height and we'll see you then not to burn save a
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