SHUG Play Through - The Game Haus
Transcript
Listen, given our job, we have a billion of these little packets.
that's very true. What's up, everybody? My name is Nick. I'm Mike. We are the Brothers Murph today at the Game Haus. We are playing Shug. Shug is from Wandering Games who are sponsoring this play through.
Wandering Games.
Big shouts out to you. This is a passion project at its very core.
Started as children. Started as children.
As kids who are now artists and animators who did all the hand-drawn art for this game. This is a game we are wandering around looking for Shug, who's this little mythical creature trying to get him to the pub.
Yeah. This is a classic. This is This is very English.
Yeah, very English folklore. Uh and so we are going to be wandering around a map fighting or befriending monsters, doing silly stuff. As it says, fantasy meets foolery here. So we're going to do all sorts of silly stuff in search of Shug, uh doing attacks and stuff, doing each other and things like that. So we're going to show you an overview of this game and all the silliness we're about to get to and we're going to hop right into our two-player play. In Shug, players will be peasants racing around the board, befriending and slaying monsters, finding valuable treasure, engaging in some foolery, and searching for Shug to get them to the pub. On a turn, you will first draw a treasure card. Some treasures are actions, some reactions, and others are items that can go down in front of you to be used for attacks and for their abilities. Now you will roll two dice and the amount rolled will be the amount of spaces you can move this turn. Walking along paths is safe and at times you can come across treasure spaces marked with an X. There are also inns which will allow you to re-roll your dice and move even further on a turn. There are also some spaces on fire and these will make you draw chaos, which will change up the game state greatly. Players ultimately characters for you to gain and have some game-breaking powers. Shug is among these runes and if you ever find them, you want to race to get Shug to the pub as fast as possible to win the game. If you step off the path, your movement ends immediately and you draw a monster.
Monsters have an attack value, a blessing potentially, and a desire that will be a silly task for you to complete in real life. If you can succeed in the task, you befriend that monster and you can use their attack value and any abilities they have. They may also give you some treasure. If you can't do the task, you must instead slay the monster by meeting or overcoming its attack value. You can do this by totaling the value of your items and friends in play and if you can't beat them, you die, lose your items, return to the village to start over. If you run into another player, a duel may occur where both players use their attack values to determine who is strongest. The victor may steal from their opponent and swap places on the map or even kill their opponent. Note that many treasure cards change up the rules for the game including how a battle is conducted. For example, a battle could turn into a game of rock, paper, scissors. Players will continue to explore the map until someone finds Shug and gets him safely to the pub or if a player is feeling powerful enough, they may move to the castle and attack the 100 health king and if they defeat the king, they instantly win.
Welcome. We're in the forest. Two steps from the village.
Ready to venture out and find Shug. Get him to the pub.
Get him to the pub. You got to get him to the pub. What do we got to do here? You know. Um I am the beast modeur. Wearing the skin of my trophies that I have killed. And I'm sandwich boy. Sandwich boy. Sandwich boy. Hello sandwich boy, bring me your finest rye bread, please. May I have a bite? Um so we have our rune stones and stuff set. Uh we do not know where uh Shug is. What is there under one of these? Uh but other ones give you awesome of course uh things to find and legends and powers and stuff like that. So we are ready to explore around. So we do a uh highest roll goes first?
Sure. I got an eight. Seven. Close. All right, you're up, man. Draw treasure. Okay. So yes, I want to try my drawing a tree heiser. Mm. Oh. Oh. Oh. Sure, I'm just going to play straight away. I'm going to play a monocle. Okay. So I can peek at the top three treasures and then take one and then put the other two either on top or on the bottom of the deck.
Oh, okay. Let's just dig into the Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Chaos.
Sorry. All right, I'm going to keep in play a sugar cannon. Uh so I unequip to shoot myself out of the cannon, roll one die, multiply it by five, and fly that many squares in a straight line. And in the meantime, it adds 10 to my uh attack. And I'll put both these on the bottom.
Okay. Okay. So, um I haven't rolled dice You have not You have not rolled yet. Let's do it. You got to do it. All right, six. I rolled double, so I will get to reroll after this. Yes.
Um So you're going to stay on long paths? I'll stay on long paths. I want to get down to that This one? down there. So can I go 1 2 and I'll go
reroll again.
Yeah, so let's go around the bottom half half of the board.
1 2 3 4 5 6. Yeah. Is that right? Is that it or all? No, I think you're right. Yeah, that's it. All right, then you get to reroll. So I got five more, and let's just keep working over toward Right there is perfect. Over toward that runestone. And that is going to be it for me.
Okay. Um Okay. Yeah, this is okay. Um I'm going to play my horse, my trusty steed here. So this is one I'll It's not the best fighter. I get to roll basically a die when I fight. Um but I can unequip basically discard it to move like a horse. Like I basically move like a horse in chess. So I can do the kind of the the L kind of move. Um all right. Ooh, eight. Okay. Well, you're going over there. Hopefully that's not sugar. I think I'll go Oh, there's There's one over here. I'll go 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. Because I passed through an inn, I get to reroll once and move a a bit more. Four.
Am I afraid of ghosts? I probably should not. I mean, if you go in there, you'll be right next to that spot. If you go into the forest part, right next to the Rune Stone, it will stop your movement. You'll have a an encounter with a monster, but they might become your new best friend.
It might. I'm going to try for it. I'm going to go 1 2 bop stop. Okay. Bop stop. Draw a monster card. All right. Pu Logs cat. So, the itch it burns. You can be my friend if you haven't touched my card. I'm literally touching the I wasn't. Was that even me? You were touching the card. You should have asked me to draw the card for you. Why didn't you do that? I didn't think that was an option. Okay, so I now have to fight uh this kitten. Um So, uh I said I would take 16. I don't think I can get to 16. No, I think you're I think you're Do you want to die? Okay, five. All right, you got five. You got Yeah, somewhere there. So, Nick is dead.
I'm dead. Um Oh, there's my trusty steed. No, yeah, you do. So, I have to come back to the kind of a village square here. I'll lose all my stuff. That's why I was like, I'll go for it because if I lose it, I'm going to come right back here.
numbered 0 to 30, but there's more low-level ones. So, it's you know, you weren't very likely to draw what you did, but you did.
couldn't And do I lose this, too? Um I think so. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, you do. Lose all your treasures and you draw one. So, you do end up with one.
My gosh. That's horrifying.
All right.
Don't look like Look at this. Okay. Look at this. Look at that. evil I should show them the evil. Let them see it. All right, I got five. Um I will go 1 2 3 4 down to the Rune Stone and then 1. Actually, I'll go four. Or is that four right there?
That's Okay, so five. I'll go to the Rune Stone. All right, flip it over. What do we get? Oh, okay. So, we got The triangle. Lady Godiva shed her robes. Behold! The burning bush. Queen of chaos they madly sing. Fools are wise, good things bad. Ye all yearn for foolish abandon. You're foolish to think she's mad. Okay. Let chaos reign. Whenever you draw chaos, draw three and choose one. Reshuffle the other two. So that is going to be useful because I'm probably going to start working my way up here, which might lead me to some chaos. So now I have that power for as long as I'm friends with Lady Godiva. Okay. So do this and hang on to this. If I were to die, this would get dropped in whatever spot I died in. So I'll just kind of hang on to it in the meantime. Okay.
And that is everything for me. That was took my full movement. So it's on to you. Okay. All right. I never drew my card. Wow. Oh. Okay. Can I see your Let's create a little discard pile here. There we go. Okay.
Okay, I got my card. Let's go ahead and
[snorts]
roll. I have notes. Eight. Gosh. I have no I'm going to go around. I'm going to go 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. Because I passed an inn, I can roll again. Ooh, 11. So you actually will stop at six. So you'll have at the inn and re-roll at that time. So you'll have 11 from here, which is still I see. That's right. Ooh, so I do want to go to here. I'll pass some chaos. But let's see what happens. 1 2 3. I've already died once. 3 4 5 6. I'll do this to get a treasure.
Okay. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. Do I stop here? You passed by, but you have to draw the chaos. Eight, nine, ten on a level deck. There you All right, Tempest. Gather the peasants, shut your eyes, spin around, drop them on the map. Where they land is their new position. Redo if they fall off. Okay, so hold on. I have to gather the peasants, shut my eyes, spin around, drop them on the map. Okay. So these are our you know, sometimes infinite, sometimes one-time world events. Table. Table. Okay. Okay. I landed on a treasure spot. I'm going to say that I get a treasure.
Okay, I actually landed I'll say you get a treasure, too. I think you kind of landed on a treasure. I only have three cards, though. Um Um I'll get rid of that one. Terrifying. Look at this. Look at that. Oh, wow. Look at that. Oh, wow. My gosh. Oh, yeah, I'll keep this one. Okay, so that was uh that was that. That was that. The chaos has reigned.
The chaos has reigned.
is actually great for me because
of is legitimately great, yeah. Like It actually put me closer in some ways to this one, so Yeah. All right, what are you doing then?
Honestly, thank you. Um Hm. Well, I'll draw a treasure card. Okay. I'm going to add that. Um What does that do? Uh stilts, so I can walk on the river.
Oh, that's interesting. It just keeps me up high. I see. Um it allows me to roll looks like three dice when uh doing an attack. Yeah. All right. And All right, let's roll. I'm trying to figure out where I want to go. I got six.
Six. Um the thing that's so funny is I got dropped into a crazy area where there's just really You're probably going to fight something. I am. So, I'm just going to go one and then two, which will make me stop and fight a monster. Who you got? Oh, man. I got Skillem and Link. Skillem and Link. Um Do I take your breath away? Set a timer, hold your breath, and nose for 1 minute. Okay.
1 minute? You're funny.
[snorts]
Hold on. I'll get my phone. Hold on. I'm just going to take some time to to hyperoxygenate. Yeah, man. Get that Get that oxygen in there. Don't pass out while I do that. I'm using uh techniques from the three free diving videos I've seen. That's true. That's true. They do that, say they're okay. This is more of the recovery part that they're doing.
Okay. So, 1 minute?
Okay. Hold on. I don't want to embarrass myself. Okay. All right. Wait. I will do a I will do a accentuated inhale and then plug the nose. All right.
[sighs]
Time. Easy.
I was just like
I'm going to wait a minute and so I was like I'm not going to talk cuz I don't want to make you laugh or something like that. So I was just like I'll just I would This is the longest minute of my life.
Seriously. That's when you're like, "Man, time is slower than you think." Uh okay. So I have to befriend them. That's awesome.
My only option I guess was to befriend so I get a treasure. Um They're 27. You weren't You weren't beating them in a fight. That's for dang sure.
No. Okay, so uh I can have that. I'll play this down. Weighted die. Unequip to advance to the position of a die that another player just rolled. It's the position of a die? So this is if I rolled like a six, you could basically unequip that to also move six. Is that what that says?
That's my understanding. Un equip or uh to advance to the position of a die that another player just rolled. Yeah, I think that's right. Okay. That doesn't mean like like move there. No, I think that is what that means. All right, now I'll get rid of that one.
Also I have to constantly roll like right here.
I was like bye. I don't agree with that crap. That's a good point. I was like, "Wait." I think it sounds like the position you roll. So if I rolled there, Mikey could just move here. That's a good clarifying question to ask. It's such a silly game. You're like, "Of course that's the actual rule."
Yeah. Okay.
You hit that nay. Uh okay, cool. Me? Yeah. Okay.
Oh yeah, I had to finish my point though. I was like I'm going to keep my eyes closed cuz if I look at that thing, then I'm going to be really aware of the time and it's going to be really hard. So I was like I'm going to zen out, had a sip of coffee, didn't breathe while I did it. impressive. Pretty impressive, honestly. Um Okay, I'll play this. It'll be sugar caddy, so I can return items to my hand. My hand limit is now six. And uh if I have sugar, which again is who we're looking for, it'll be under one of these. Real quick. Okay. All right.
Um My hand limit is unlimited, so that's cool. That's nice. They have no attack. I keep getting items that have like no attack, but um Um okay, and I'll go ahead and move. Ooh, 11. So, we're going to go 1 2 3 4 Whoop! 5. Yesh. Who's that? Um that is A little N, looks like an N or a U. I'm not sure if I look at them right way up.
Well, I don't I'm not sure which way this
this is either.
That's a fair point, too. I think it's the pipe. Yeah. You found Molecut Pass. Ooh, Molecut Pass.
which it should say, probably. All right. What do they do? Um They are on your turn when next to a player, steal all their legends. Uh go on, you cheeky bugger. All right. Oh my god, cheeky bugger. All right. Um All right, that's me. Hm, all right. The Great Pamphleteer. Hm. Okay, I'm going to play this so I can hang on to this.
Hm, let's see. I'm going to play Glitch real quick. So, Glitch I can draw to my hand the last treasure that was put in the discard pile.
to have that neg cuz you You're about to have more treasures in hand, I don't like that. Uh okay. Five. So, I'm going to go 1 2 3 4 Oh, I want to back into the five. I think I might just leave it there. Yeah, I might just leave it there. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Uh Okay. So, I'm trying to decide. I feel like I need to get down here.
if that's sugar, right? You don't want to leave it un un you
going to be When I was over here, it's easier. It's like it's legitimately kind of far away. I think going around here, but I have to get two chaos spots to do that.
Mhm. So, I'm not sure. Five. Yeah, I'm in a kind of a weird spot. I think I am going to go 1 2 3. I'll go there. Five. 1 2 3. Ooh, that'll have to go here and stop. Yeah. Uh Why don't you see what chaos comes first and decide which way to go?
Okay. Chaos rebel rebel rumble. Redraw if an odd number of players split up evenly to two teams. A team wins if one of its member wins. No sharing cards. So
Oh, so it's a two-player game, it's sort of the same situation, but
Oh, I see.
that multiple players would win if you were in a four-player game.
Whoever, you know, if one of the two members wins, the other one is considered to have won as well.
That's true. Okay, that that's easy chaos. Okay, I'll go here then. Let's see what happens. Titty. What's her name? These. Um choose one player to act out a charades behind the other. Mirror their actions exactly. The guessers Can we do this as a two-player? Probably not.
Okay, let's do this one.
Let's do a different one. Uh changeling. Um I'm going to set your hand out and cradle me till your next turn. I can be swapped with another player's friend only once. Okay, so I can swap out um one of your friends.
And what do you have to do to I mean I guess you can Nothing. It just says I can It has like a zero something like that. I think they're just they're meant to be I can be swapped with another player's friend only once. So, I think I can just swap with someone. Let me see. Well, if you want this person, you have to you have to hold this you have to cradle this card till YOUR NEXT TURN.
OH, THAT'S FINE. YEAH, I'll cradle him. Y'all watch him close. Okay. I'm going to hold him like a little baby. Okay. Okay.
[gasps]
Um Hm. All right. I'm going to get rid of this and take this. Okay. What do we do with this? You have to sing to it. Ah, little baby, you're a little monster. That's your childhood, are you? They look like a monster.
All right. I'm going to go here and get a drink.
Babies sometimes are ugly. Oh, I'm sorry.
Um Oh, man. All right. I'm [clears throat] going to do this. Keep this cuz I'm liking this. All right. I'll go here and face it down. I'm a monster. I'm a monster. All right. Snizzard. It's a big sniffling lizard. It's terrible It's so scary. Monos Dingles, have you got a tissue in your pocket? I don't. I don't. So, I have to fight them. I do have plenty of attack. I've got four. I'm going to roll dice for this, so I will slay them instead. Boom. No uh no lizard friend for me. That ends my movement. You can now put down your changeling baby. Changeling baby. Um Okay.
Okay, interesting. Um [snorts] I am Ooh, 11. I think I think I am going to come down here. I'm to go 1 2 3. Let's see what this chaos is. Happy day. Each player has said something nice about their day and then draws a friend. Yay. Hm. Uh my nice thing about this day is that I have to say
Actually, hold on real quick. I'm going to play this. Uh use on an action or chaos. Uh it now targets and affects only you. So, you don't get to have a nice day. Um Well, I was going to have a nice day, but then Nick ruined it.
Uh Mike and I played disc golf this morning. We both I think probably played the two best games of disc golf we've ever had.
That's going to be my thing.
Yeah, but I get nothing. I get nothing. And I get a friend. Oop. Oh god, I don't know if I want this one as a friend.
your friend now. That's what you get. Um okay. Uh feed me your friends. For each I gain plus 10 attack. You know what? I am going to eat this baby. So, do you want to like throw it down underneath it to track how many you have to eat?
So, they have now 35. Feed me your friends. For each Uh for each I gain plus 10 attack. Now they're 35. Oh. That's terrifying.
Yeah, that's All right.
God. Oh, I'm sorry. That was and I still had lots of movement left. So, that was just that. Boop boop. All the way down to here. Who that? Ooh, that is this one.
that one right here. Okay. Uh Gongle Bog Uh turnip milk again. I can now move on mountains.
Ooh, mountains. Gandalf mountains.
returning to I'm going to play the great pamphleteer. So, I draw treasures equal to the number of players. Take one and pass them to your left until all are taken. So, I'm just going to do this.
Okay. See if it might help my next turn here. Okay, so
[sighs]
Clear the bottom of the board. Shug was not there. You can take that one. Shug. Shug. And Uh it's good. Oh, nice. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Let's see. That's interesting. Oh, okay. Yeah. Um All right, let's roll. Let's roll. 10 I'm going to go 1 2 3, so I have to stop here at the end and re-roll. 10 All right. Doubles, man. I wish I could re-roll twice.
All right. Um Okay, so I'm going to go 1 2 3. I'll stop here and read some chaos. Just a little bit. Uh doom scroll, anyone using their phone suddenly drops dead. Thankfully, we are professionals and we would never be on our phone on the air.
my phone earlier, but that was the time I I put it away. That was so Good. Don't be on your phones during games.
Yeah, be present. Uh okay, so that was 3 4 5 6 7 8
K? 9 10. I mean, I've got I'm kind of like a I'm like
do like 100? Third of the way there.
Yeah. All right, I'm going to go there. All right. Um Uh all right. Okay. Oh. I'll play
[snorts]
this leeches. This basically means once per round, this mimic uh this mimics another player's items and I can unequip to cure venom. So, whenever I get venommed
Okay. So, I could like use this to like use Mike's stilts or something like that, which I am so far down. I wish I had your cannon. Yeah. So, I could just shoot forward cuz I am just way at the bottom there. Okay, so where's the other one? Oh, it's here. Okay, I think I'm going to go in there. Six, I'm going to go 1 2 3 4.
And then you pop out there and then basically use your dice movement.
That is okay. That gives me much farther along the board there. Yeah, All right. Oh, you know what? I I could have used your shuriken, now that I think about it. The leeches card literally lost me the I'm not going to do it now, but I was like, "Oh, I literally could have done that." Which is hysterical. This is a good Michael.
It's [snorts] so weird. All right. Uh let's see what we do here. Four. Aw. Can I get further? One, two, three, four. Hilarious. Dang. All right. That's all I'm going to do here. All right. Mhm. Uh Oh, wish I had this last turn. Wish I had this last turn. Would be so useful. All right. Let's see if we can get down. Ooh, 10. I'm going to go one, two, three, four, five. Um just because I happen to roll like snake eyes on the second roll, I'm just going to come down to here. Ooh. Shoog. Oh, Shoog is Oh, you're so close. Okay, hold on. I got to find you fight you, man. All right, so Nick's goal is now to get to the pub. Shoog is the best friend you have. Yes, he is.
And now you have the Shoog Caddy and Shoog's your hand limit is unlimited now. Yes, that's true. And you have so many cards. I have so many cards. They're not They're not crazy useful right now. I'm not going to lie. But so Mhm. Okay, I think I don't Yeah, I don't think I have anything that I can really use right now, unfortunately. Shoog, Shoog, Shoog. Shoog, Shoog, Shoog. Shoog, Shoog, Shoog. Shoog. Shoog, Shoog, Shoog.
All right, I'm going to discard that. All right, so seven. Let's pop off this Shoog Cannon. Oh. So, I'm going to unequip it. Um so, I have rolled seven, so this is for my movement purposes. Unequipped to shoot yourself out of the cannon, roll one die, multiply by five. Six, please a six. God, please a six. What's going to happen? Please get 30. Oh, 15. Still 15, that's still pretty far. Um fly that many squares in a straight Where does that get me? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15.
bad, actually. Go!
I thought it was going to be farther than that.
Sure, cannon. That is interesting. All right. And now I can move seven. 1 [snorts] 2 3 4 5 6 I said a monster. All right. Oh, I found the time turtle. Time turtle.
sets a 30-second stopwatch, guess when 28 to 32 seconds have passed. Wait, one or the other or in between?
to get somewhere in that range, within 4 seconds of 30. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Okay. I'm going to have I'm going to have the I'm going to have the I'm going to show the audience, too. So, you're going to have to close your eyes. Yeah. Um so, yeah.
to say, you know, time starts now.
it. I'll say time starts now. So, 28 to 32? Yeah. All right. Time starts now. It's already been 27 seconds.
I feel like I'm slow. 1 thousand 1 thousand 21 1 thousand 22 1 thousand 23 1 thousand 24 1 thousand 25 1 thousand 26 Time. Oh! Was I just over? Oh! I was five 100ths [snorts] You were
of a second off. That's not bad. And I counted to 29, which means I was wrong.
a teeny bit late, so you were slightly
to go to 30 in case I was a little slow. Wow, you were I was like, "Oh my gosh, you're going to do it."
It's almost an impressive level of failure, though.
It was, yeah. All right, so now I got to fight them. I do have enough to slay them. Dang. I really wanted to nail that cuz I was like I was about to be so proud of myself.
Dude, you were very
proud. That was very close.
I Again, I was If I had just gone to 30 in my count I I pulled a little I should have I should have should have waited.
Hilarious, man. Okay. Uh um Let's see what we got. Okay. I keep getting stuff that's not super useful for me right now. All right, I am going to roll seven. Okay, I think I am going to um What's the word I can mimic another player's item? I'm going to mimic your stilts. Yeah.
So I can go across water.
Go across the river, specifically. Otherwise, it sucks you down to the river.
Yeah, which you don't want to do. So I'm going to go 1 2 3. Oh, this is scary. 4 5 6 Things I'm going to have to fight a monster at some point to get into this inn. So I'm just going to go seven. Here's the thing, I have 35 here. So like
about it, right? Should be good. Harry mag Look at that, crazy. Uh hmm, such squalor, tidy or clean up a bit. I'll I'll easy. You know I do? No, no, hey man, no, listen. I'm I'm I'm about to blow You're about to put me on blast right now. Mikey I have ADD. The best part about this table by Arcade is that there's eight trash cans in it because Mike puts trash in the cup holders all day every day. So I'm going to go empty this real quick. All right, in the meantime, I'll show my shame. There's also trash in this one. There's also I will give Mike this. There's also trash in this one. Yeah, there's not trash in this one, but no one ever sits there.
Sorry, there is trash in this one.
It's never like gum. It's like It's like
No, it's it's
package.
We have a Listen, given a job, we have a billion of these silica packages.
that's very true, but it is all day, every day. Mike got eight trash cans in here him at all times in this room.
Easiest card [clears throat] ever.
the resident puncher and organizer of the games too, so I'm just I'm coming across plastic, little bits of cardboard. They're just They're all up in there. Gum wrappers. It's never gross, not like food. I'll I'll give you that. But it's so bad. It's literally like over half of them have stuff in it that I've just dumped.
I just gave up a long time ago, y'all. I gave up so long ago.
All I hope to do is to not start brewing a cup of coffee without a cup of a cup underneath it and brew it straight on the table, which I have done several times.
both have done that one, to be fair.
So, yeah. All right. All right. It's my turn, isn't It's you. I'm going to put on blast. Sugars a game that will reveal yourself to us.
True.
[sighs]
All right. Doing that. I'm not going to worry about rolling the dice cuz I'm just going to move into here. Cuz we're going to have a final showdown.
the difference in the final showdown? Is it just a normal duel? It's a normal duel.
Cool. Okay. Uh I will also roll. Now, the thing is, we can have, you know, if I'm here when the the the Shug Bear arrives, we can duel over the winner. What you got there? What you doing? Are we having a duel? I think so. All right. Turn the duel into a staring contest. Whoever blinks first loses. I'm going to say nay. Oh, come on. Saying nay to that. I'll say nay to that because we're actually going to go the way of the rock. Uh turn the duel into a battle of rock, paper, scissors. Redo if it's a tie.
Oh, battle of rock, paper, scissors. Um Okay. Would you rather a staring contest? You you feel more confident about staring
No, I'm just so bad at rock, paper, scissors.
blink. No. No, no, no. Let's do this. Let's do this here. You named me, so we're good. Let's do a staring contest. I want to do it. Now I Now Now Now I want the stare. I want the smoke. All right. Okay, hold on. All right, we're going to 3 2 1 open eyes. Audience, make sure [snorts] we don't we're not closing our eyes. 3 2 1
No. Getting a little dry. We live We don't live in a human climate, man. We don't. We live in a very dry Oh god. We live in Sacramento, California.
It's just so hard to Oh, I I
[screaming]
WHAT DID YOU DO? YOU LOST FOCUS.
THAT WAS NOT A BLINK OF NECESSITY. THAT WAS
OH, WHAT DID YOU DO? I SAW THE MOMENT that you said, "I'm going to say something. I'm going to blink." And I was
Well, Oh, well, I
me the winner.
What were you even going to say? I DON'T EVEN KNOW, DUDE. That was hilarious, dude. You just lost. It It I was like I was like I was like 90% through that blink. You did like a thing you're like, "Listen." And I was like I was 90% through the blink and I was just like, "What are you doing?" And then bam. And I was just like, "Oh my gosh." I was We just started it. Okay, well, I lose. That's a great way to win. I You know what? I'm glad it wasn't rock, paper, scissors. What would have happened? Oh gosh. Is it one or are we going to do best of three? To one? Okay. All right. Yeah. Hey. See? Well, all right. No, we do Okay, to be fair, we grew up doing ro- ro-sham-bo. Okay, does anyone else call ro-sham-bo? Yeah, I think so, right?
know. All right. Should we do ro-sham-bo? Right, right. Ro-sham-bo. Ro-sham-bo. Oh, Nick with a one. I also have one that we we'd have to do a stack off, a stacking contest. What? Yeah. So, I win via the stare down. Boo. I can't decide that ending was climactic or anticlimactic. I feel like it was very shoog.
It was It was It was climactically anticlimactic.
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