Baldur's Gate 3: So it Begins {Part 1}
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some viewers may find the following video disturbing viewer discretion is advised hey everyone welcome back to board games unlocked and you might be wondering Seth what the hell is this well this is balers Gate 3 which if you don't know what that is uh completely out of the loop entirely which I guess would make sense if you only focus on board games but here we are uh Bailey and I are going to be starting a campaign of balers Gate 3 which I know my channel is focused mainly on board games but I figured balers gate was board game adjacent enough um because it's it's it's basically DND d uh D and D I would cons I know a lot of people like actually consider like d and in that role playing stuff as an activity uh I think people who say that have never played because I don't know what kind of activity yeah I don't know what kind of activity requires as much math and die rolling and uh strategy as as D and D can um so anyway I figured this could be fun now with balers Gate 3 uh we they're doing they have some weird issue going on with direct invitation for multiplayer so I believe believe we found a workaround to to make that work but yeah Bailey are you ready I'm really ready sweet new game let's hop
into this and we're going to be doing uh let's do now I've never beaten this yeah honor honor mode I mean that would just be awful and it is I don't I have a friend who has played this game so many times and he's done multiple honor um honor difficulties but I just I'm I'm going to go with balanced I I want to I want to have fun yeah it's it is literally balanced it is pretty good like there are some my my first few playthroughs um there are a few spots that kind of kind of trip you up for it if you're not ready for it yeah so um and every every time I've played it's always been a different style playthrough so I'm I'm excited to see how our playthrough is going to go I am too um all right cutscene is a going which is just a sexy cut scene it is good now I have started this game oh my god dude you have no idea how many times one just trying to get the multiplayer to work oh God there's liel she's so hot everyone's so hot OD you know what I'm attracted to what bats bats bats bats okay yeah baseball bat that's weird well I played baseball as a kid and something that phallic you just you grip it too many times it'll it'll change you it's there it's there man see
I'm attracted to all the tentacles that somehow feel like that's more normal yeah right I'm I you know I'm I'm attracted to uh tadpoles with teeth oh yeah dude I like when they're like swarming all over my eyeballs
God now I feel like her reaction is a little under like underwhelming she's just like ah ooh and it's like that thing is literally just crawling in into your eye underneath your eye I guess not into your eye behind your eye I mean it might be like some sort of paral thing there are some like worm things that do that they bite you it's like paralysis and they can I guess what that's a leeches right uh Le uh bot flies do it also cool all right well here we are we are now in character creation so I'm not going to reset tutorials I don't need to do that so we are going to go ahead and I'm going to skip past this on character creation and we'll go over our characters after we're actually in the game so we will see you guys in a sec all righty well my character is made so now Bay will have to create his character whenever I get him to invite
but so that uh mind flare whenever he like leaves after he gives you the the parasite he like looks over and he sees that dead M flare but like it'd be funny to go was just sleeping on the job and he's like oh oh he is going to be reprimanded so hard I'm going to [ __ ] tentacle brain what if you saw this like one day we were just out and you saw this mind flare ship come out of a portal I'd get home be like H I think we lost yeah we kind of lost here man these guys got [ __ ] dimensional travel we kind of [ __ ] there although if it was like this like dimensional travel with sci-fi yeah we're [ __ ] cuz they're going to have way better technology oh good old will home scream oh it's such a good scream I almost feel like that if it was a fantasy like this that we'd we'd actually probably stand a chance yeah especially if I just bring a [ __ ] gun no not us not us personally the military I mean sad thing is though like if something like that happened like it's all hands- on deck dude like it's not just like there's going to be [ __ ] random people walking around near you yeah it's
going sick nice hey
it looks so good look what part looks good the dragons the cut scene oh yeah when they start popping in it's pretty good Scenic area cool all right there's mommy
LEL dude my [ __ ] desk has a ton of [ __ ] little dinosaurs like Christmas tree ornament dinosaurs yeah cuz Ezra just had to bring them up here just set him around everything oh good millions of Little M I'm sure we'll be fine yeah we'll be okay you remember the when they redid Jurassic Park the Jurassic world uh you didn't seen it I I never watched Jurassic world man there's a scene the there's one scene alone that I say it stands out enough to where I'm like this is brutal like it's an generally brutal scenario it's all these pterodactyls are flying around and picking up everyone and just like there's this one chick that they pick up and they throw her around like 10 times oh I think I've actually seen that scene though dude it's so crazy I just thinking about being like those imps I was like imagine actually like having just being picked up by somebody that can fly like that and throw your ass that's true okay I am now in the game so we're going to have to cut again so I can get Bailey in and he has to make his character so we will be right back all righty we are back and there there he is right right there okay you look like the most generic gnome Lord
farquad yeah okay with none of the capital the proper uh capitalizations or anything n nope m okay well here we are so you went with the wizard huh yep okay so we got a barbarian and a wizard so we will definitely need some some heels this is the pool that thing came from the parasite now ring behind your eye oh I'll reach towards it oh what's this do uh oh oh [ __ ] don't waste the step all right we're getting ready to against actual scenario so I guess I will sit properly and good here we go I always the the voice options I wonder if that's a mod cuz now they've done now they've D it to where D it to where you can just freely add mods which is
awesome okay so I need to do a couple things options wise in accessibility um yeah so
yeah so it turned off all explicit content which is lame but I think game play was I think this is all correct I'm just going to add that EES drop that's it let you automatically listen on other people's dialogue scenes okay so that's that's all on cool so in case either of us get into yeah oh we're going to come up here and talk to this guy yeah where am I going my cameras start panning off to Nowhere you want to go deal with deal with that yeah sure start taking off his shoes uh what are you doing Piggies are I I need my shoes you think this guy's going to make it yeah he's going to pull through to save us from this place from this place you'll free us I look like [ __ ] P gas from Tenacious Ste oh you failed perception yeah I don't know what's going on uh let's see who am I talking to man or brain uh I think you're past the point of saving tell me what to do uh you sound afraid why H tell me what to do remove us from this body from this case free us
please okay what are you even good at SK uh not this not uh I'm going to investigation I think all right well uh investigation's a plus five let's do that yeah let's roll this thing I believe in you well you're getting plus three and nice you do like Kyle you should have just named him just Kyle against of skull are you good at medicine am I good at medicine uh situational I have a plus nothing but I have a vantage on it oh all right there you go let's do it why not all right situational plus zero there you go I got 18 hell yeah
dude right sucess he looks like he's getting the like best sloppy to I mean maybe it feels good I mean that doesn't feel good I love how it's like hey uh don't show like YouTube's like don't show boobs but you'll show brain and Gore bra ripping someone's brain out Spirit do I want to mutilate it or spare you said spare it yeah cuz uh I don't think I've ever spared it before so the I have I have a little bit of meta just because ew because I've done this intro so many times the creature pauses I don't know that much of the actual game really at all I I just have done this intro so many times the home we all need it attack the brain all right let's go to the we go we going to the hel yes shut up hey are we going to the helm all right no there you go now you got your little little brain guy um little brain yep it becomes an ally because I'm going to try and we're going to try and kill the general oh cuz get the sword get the sword yeah that is a very good early game
let you go first I can deal with life did you see my character's name uh yeah I couldn't pronounce it oh it's it's just Horus Horus okay Horus Slaughter Abomination this is your end just quick cut she just gets punched in the face yous and your skin tingles Visions Rush past a dragon swing a silver sword and a flash of your face seen through the strange woman's eyes you're aroused my head what is this I'm [ __ ] buz pause bust you are no th FL blesses me this day together we might survive who are you I your only chance of survival I doubt that straight to the point first we exterminate the en I plan on playing the stereotypical dumb dumb brute I hit hard I've planned on being stupid as a wizard so let's do this it may be of use in the fight to come all right baby W look at all the
amp what my [ __ ] newborn Sun looked like all right what do I got I got my rage oh man I got the I got to play as the brain strike we did it um maybe we should go through and uh maybe talk a little bit I just was like I'm gonna get it uh Fury all right Li what do you got got pal strike nice fortunately I mean she has a range shot so give me that I saved against it what a shame this is going super well oh God we're going to lose oh God we're we're we're losing God damn it dude we're dead we're out of here jump baby can I reach I can nice I did you prove surprisingly adquate in yeah you're adequate yeah it's like he you're all right all don't need a million things I don't even know if anything in here no there's really not okay cool besides like their bodies I think have like I mean these just fully restore everyone so hell
yeah all righty just [ __ ] grabbed it I'm sorry you're good you're good I mean I think had a healing potion which You' probably need uh this one has a single gold mine like me I called it I called it I I I I get the gold you climb oh I can't climb since you're climbing yeah I'm done that's
stupid oh righty Machinery better watch what I touch um I just need to go straight into this room get me out of this no time for strugglers oh open sphincter Barbarian grip the pods LD in pool hell yeah [ __ ] I open oh nope I give up this ship is crashing do you intend to die for a stranger Barbarian strength don't give up tear this thing open all right come on baby come on come on I got a net one that's hilarious
I'm I'm it's I it's I just woke up you can't for yeah just leave me alone man I'm I just woke up I'm just stretching my legs for the first time finey that cont to cares how many are there H hurry please all right okay what does this do the console appears
dormant uh oh did I find okay I didn't even know I found a rune comes to life I also found a rune I'm going place my hand on the console this is totally how it works suddenly you feel a hideous squirming in your head the parasite then discomfort Fades and another sensation washes over you connection authority authority oh yeah wisdom oh I get a plus one God I am rolling like ass do I have my caric dice on I got a four on a DC of two mechanical brain of the console process your command and yield to it a shiv runs across your mind you feel I see you're a little there we we go you want Shadow heart um I'm sure you can go up on her later I'm go up on character looks so like he's like like a hobbit he looks so generic and I look like I'm at like 60 I'm that guy I really look like [ __ ] P gas like that's just see and what's funny is Bailey did not design him he did a random and he told me to
hit stop whenever he was I did I wish I did that us yeah I actually put effort in the get off the ship alive first let me come with you we can get off the ship and watch each other's backs along the way dude shut up all right let's go I'm Lord farquad I do like the [ __ ] name hey can I have that what's that what's that trust me okay no it's definitely something yeah um that clearly looks like a magical artifact okay how the [ __ ] did she get 55 XP but we all got five who did what a shadowart got 55 did she or was she just like merge with someone it's probably she merged with yeah and it just show yeah all right oh God I'm on fire the matter besides the obvious that is shut up I'm I walked into fire oh something the matter yeah I'm Burning Alive Burning Alive there you go okay don't the fire that was like you know I was going to try not to we nearing theill I did inside do as I say okay open my sphincter I'll what yes do it just do it do it yes you want to enter the helm no we're all
here and our toes are out I was behind you and they couldn't see me oh please please do that to me
connect the of the transponder we must escape now yeah yes whatever whatever you say Dad after okay the N will connect them uh we will after we um kill Commander zul um oh come on the yeah there we go good now my turn my turn uh uh we're going to move this way and hamstring shot 30% chance to hit oh it worked two damage oh magic Missile oh God yeah we we got this in the bag as long as the M flare actually does its job yeah right there sometimes it just does poop do I do Shadow heart or is she doing herself or do I you you should be controlling her leave him to me there we go yeah her up and she is just going to do you can shoot the uh I don't remember how to Ping uh the uh imp over here yeah the sound I I think one of the best sound effects in this entire
nice okay we must take the uh one of the best sound designs in this um it's going to take me a couple Victory awaits couple rounds to get there what does she have she has like her oh Mage hand and second wind oh I don't think she has her G Yankee jump yet no I think that's like level like
four can I do Rush attack oh I can and I missed well she's here damn okay I was I'll do a pomel strike while I'm at it bonus tech oh nice I like how cuz I think in Divinity if I'm not mistaken you had to actually take turns I like how we can go simultaneous there we go if you would have done tactical I think it makes us take take turns like uh take turns all right we're going to risk it oh God nice damn Shadow heart just do that on my mouthe just [ __ ] send your big blast right into my [ __ ] mouth um oh here we're going to do this onto yeah perfect exactly enough and then no dad what are you doing Dad D I get oh high defense I get advantage on this attack yeah cuz uh and I miss well I guess time to rage baby my fault I clicked attack with the mine flare or with the does that matter though yeah it does are you sure I don't think it does it it it only it only works on the next attack so like if I had I I hit with mine and you miss with yours wish she's got
lacerate oh I wonder if he can actually fail on anything who the M player no the actual commander zul oh maybe I don't know come on and uh I'm out of my spells so unfortunately she unfortunately it's just is the most basic ass attack yeah nice run behind him hit him in the spine oh God he's paralyzed no dad all what shocked with uh all of us around him it's like there we go prepare and then you and then lacerate come on oh God crit hit crit hit but you got double ones is that what that was yeah oh okay that's neat that's neat you're also getting a crit and we'll just do a regular
attack D just dude is just getting high school bullied yeah I know come on dude like what what what are your on he's level eight they're both you're both the same level are you also out of spells yeah you only get two at level one so okay yes well there we go and turn oh take this nice kind of sounds like you're going take this there we go thank you with your tentacle lash 21 come on M flare is 24 he has 21 M flare is almost dead that's fine he can die damn it he can't die okay oh there we go it's funny when he Dodges back and then he gets hit from behind
yeah 17 oh yeah nice four there we go man I think that's the fastest I've done that I think the first time I've ever actually done that we uh because technically we need to kill the M FL oh we do want to kill yeah do you want to kill the my player I will uh I mean if he's now an enemy I guess you yeah he's red yeah I guess okay oh never mind oh now it's their turn
yeah nope that's like get over here so I can stab there we go okay take all there we go what do you have on you Dad all right well I think now is as good a time as any to oh I didn't click anything did you you move towards the thing though oh yeah I think I I just took a step I didn't oh there we go oh I forgot there were enemies over here examin take that and we'll just do a range shot on that lesser a oh 16 why couldn't I done that earlier right thanks for nothing yeah right nothing important ever and have to keep going also do fire of course you [ __ ] and oh yeah that's right it actually takes an action to swap that was my rage over
I like what is happening they're like all right we're here the oh we we totally failed we goofed May the gods take you first die and my rage is over so end turn no time to waste nice okay so I'm just going to dash oh there was nothing there I don't think there's anything else in this entire think that's it you got it are you able to interact with it no of course not close enough what [ __ ] dumb Dums yeah I think every every single time I've always um they've always joined it's always been like at the nick of time breathe deep and
move I have I'm right there there we go all right the Helm's alien transponder you made it in time you made it yeah these dragons look so nice they really do I mean all honestly this entire game looks really nice that's true fire that's what happened to my home I just have like a mental
breakdown ow no now that I'm seeing the hair I it looks good it does look really nice seen it in this light like in the actual like yeah I gave him like green highlights as well I couldn't tell if it's like green or blood splashed across it uh it's both it's both it's blood and BCA it's placenta I love placenta keep it yeah dried like dried apricot just keep it a little baggy dude oh was that is that some fruit no no it's human placenta oh when did Ally give birth I it's not hers let's go collect it all right I bought it I think I'm just going to you just hear the Discord game backs out oh God there's Menara there's my other girlfriend there's Mine The Goblet the the drummer yeah it's not the only thing that's going to be druming on later it's going to be your butt cheeks it's going to be
my balls you're supposed to be dead oh ohpe Dad no you don't have a nose wow okay uh it's 2024 anyone can be
B I have a nose it's right there just it was so dark just couldn't see it oh God speaking of noses Jesus yours [ __ ] nose is honking yeah with your schnaz dude I can smell in 4k dude like as you wake the tatle squirms in your skull uh orientate yourself other than the infection you're more or less intact a miracle given everything you've been through but it'll all be for nothing if you don't find help soon the tadpole is a death sentence and the clock is ticking you need a cure I need a cure all right did we level up oh do we not level up we do oh we did oh there it is okay hot I'm going to do my level up mine like insanely basic I just I get such a massive um Health increase from 1 to two it's 14 to 20 three and class features danger sense that's nice and Reckless attack got to love it very simple what kind of H wizard build you going for I guess you always have you have to prep your spells in this yeah you do unfortunately I'm going with uh evocation I'm GNA blow some [ __ ] up nice I have something to ask maybe let's see
I I can just make necromancing and just [ __ ] summon a bunch of random [ __ ] time to cut her head off two new spells which spells would I like wake her up wake up wake up I'm alive I love how she didn't even really seem groggy like you shake her and she just like opens her eyes you're alive I'm alive how is this possible doesn't matter true seems like we're the lucky ones judging by all the Cor good Maj are really good a good one to put on I remembering and we're going to go witches bolts that's another really good spell no I don't recognize this place but anything's an improvement where we just came from I don't know I kind of like the teleporting ship we need supplies shelter and most of all A Healer we might have escaped but we still have these little monsters our mangled corpse that's not me we need each other and we both know what's at stake I'm gonna throw her while you're talking to her can you no it's not the option's there but it won't let me do it that' be funny J get pushed down so [ __ ] funny you okay let's see do I level her up or do you level uh it might be you didn't
I'll remember that good Le the way um she's attached to me so I guess it's and we can swap him when we go get liel I'm a I'm yeah actually yeah because I don't think I what spells do you want for her I'm going to let you be in charge of the the two spellcasters Okay so so her prep spells right now are inflict wounds guiding bolt healing word Shield of faith and cure wounds do you want those five or do you want do you want protection from evil and good Sanctuary Bane command bless or create or destroy water um I say leave her where she's at right now okay I those are pretty basic good ones they are so yeah okay so I think how do I
no okay so is it in like multiplayer ah there we go cool well didn't really work oh there it is okay I got her I have to click group once you once you ungroup her I have to group her oh gotcha I have to oh you still have your little mind flare buddy yeah really oh it says he's he's on he's attached to you need to find a way forward but I think this is actually a good place to stop for our very first video um so yep we we're doing it we're going to start Boulders gate um and then you you might be wondering why I don't have like webcam or anything on for that I just figured it's just easier that way cuz um see the full game but as long as you guys can see still hear us then should be a good time I'm excited I'm excited so I hope everyone else is excited uh so stick around for the balers Gate 3 Series uh like comment share and subscribe and have a wonderful whatever time of day it is for you hey everyone thank you for watching and I really hope that you enjoyed the video if you would like to see more of my content go ahead and click that subscribe button and the bell to be notified whenever I upload any new content if you feel like supporting the channel you can go ahead and click that patreon link to be taken to my patreon and any help is truly appreciated other than that stick around for any any other run throughs or reviews or cool top 10
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