Points For Everything! Comedians Get Silly Playing Games
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Every episode, we get professional comedians together to play a board game and share some laughs. Welcome to It's All Funny and Games.
Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of It's All Funny and Games, the show where we bring in great comedians to play some board games here. Thank you all so much for joining me today. Today we have Randyclar. Hey,
and Doulce Sloan and Jonno Zle. and we will be playing a couple of games from the company Taco Cat Games. Uh, both very silly, familyfriendly, fun games. So, the first game we're going to jump into is Go Go-Kart. And one of the things I like about this game is it is a racing game, but we are actually the spectators and we can choose who we are rooting for in the middle of the race. We are going to have these spectator tokens and we can swap them out and try to screw over other people, try to get our racer ahead, try to root for the person that finishes the race uh first. And we're going to play three races and whoever has the most points at the end of three races wins the game.
I love it. Very excited.
Thank you guys all for being here. Yeah. I mean, I just want to tell you that I bring people in here so that I can beat them. So, I'm here. Yeah. Yeah. I've always wanted.
Oh wow. So the staged friendship. Hello friends. I'm Dul Say Sloan and I'm here to beat Grant at his own game.
But doing stand up. I've talked to a lot of white girls cuz you know they be around and you always want to talk to me about feminism. I'm like girl why? Like I'm like what you want? Like we I mean there's just so many issues like oh it's equal pay for equal work. Equal pay for equal work. I'm like cool cool cool. I don't want to work. ever. I want to be a trophy wife. I want to kick people off my yacht cuz they brought me the wrong wine. Say breezling ocean.
And then I got to hire somebody to fish them out the water. Now I'm creating jobs. This is like the camp counselor who like just swats everything from like a 5-year-old boy.
Yeah. And feels really good about I don't feel guilty at all.
No, I'm great on the inside. Randy Scolar here, one half of the Scolar Brothers. Um I love playing games. I have two daughters. I live in a House of Estrogen, which is my new show that I was going to pitch on HBO is kind of like a spin-off from House of Dragons, House of Estrogen, where everyone is breathing fire at me. If you were to put the phrase a Florida man or a Florida woman in front of the plot of any fairy tale, totally worse. Florida woman breaks into a house, eats their food, breaks a chair, and then is found passed out in the kid's bed. What is that? That's Goldilocks meth in Tampa Bay. That's right there. Florida man kisses a dead woman, then tries to marry her. Who the hell is that? Prince Charming ketamine in Orlando. Florida woman lures two children to her house using breadcrumbs with hopes of eating their faces off. Bassalts Pensacola Hansel and Gretle. All right.
Florida woman gets a DUI for trying to drive a pumpkin on the highway. That's happening in Jacksonville tonight.
Yes, it is.
It's really just touching a backboard. Ah, get out of here, kid. You're like, I'm 11.
All right, ladies. First, pick your spectator token. This is who you will be.
Oh, ma'am. Okay.
Reveal.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Ah, trying to get more bookings. E, we see you.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
This is who you will be rooting for.
This one.
Well, you Yep. You can show everybody.
I'll let you pick next.
She's so cute.
I'm going this way.
Oh, I got the pizza. Yeah.
All right, Jonno. Who you rooting for?
Pointed right towards me. Was meant to be
cat. Okay.
Hi, my name is Jonno Z. I got my PhD in neuroscience giving cocaine to rats. Uh, and now I do comedy full-time. So now my job is ridiculous. My wife did improve my life dramatically. Uh she convinced me to see a therapist for the first time, which I recommend. We must destigmatize mental health in this country. Although it is true what they say, women will straight up suggest you need therapy instead of just being your new mommy.
And I am the cheese right here, the big cheese.
And now these will flip over. And essentially the game is fairly simple. we will just be flipping over a card on our turn and doing what the card says and moving people forwards, moving people backwards, jumping around. But when our card has a swap token on it, we can uh swap out who we are rooting for based on who's doing well in this race. So,
how do we know who goes first?
Uh, I'm going to let you go first, you know.
I just pull here.
Yeah, just pull one. The goes first.
The go first.
Oh, look at you. A wild ride right away. I wonder what you're going to move,
man. I'm going to move mine.
Are you sure? I could in Cheese is pretty good.
That sounds crazy. That sounds absolutely insane.
Yeah. All right. And then we've got a move. Look at that. We're all moving our own right here to start with.
Okay. It's me.
It's you.
I'm sorry. And this is move one.
Look at this. Seems like I stacked the deck that we all got our own.
SOFTLY CONVENIENT. WHAT IS THIS? A World Cup game?
Who are we? Argentina shuffle.
I know. It's true.
Whenever I watch these little pseudo racing games at baseball stadiums and stuff, I've always wanted to influence who actually wins.
Sure.
Oh, yeah. The mascot. You want You want to be the guy that beats the freeze, the Frozone.
Exactly.
Ooh, swap.
So, I get to choose. Maybe I want to switch to a taco.
You can You can swap with anything because that card says swap. So put [clears throat] it down so people can see it on the top down camera. Uh so because you are definitely moving this too. The taco is moving too. One, two. But now if you want to, you can swap out that sad cat token for him in the back with any other token right here. You don't have to right now, but you're welcome to.
Here's the thing. Before I get too invested in any specific cat or taco, I do want to have some agency in choosing my fandom. And I AM ALLERGIC TO CATS.
OH, your immune system is weak. Hey,
it sure is. Hey, listen. We're both allergic to avocado. Um,
that's not honest.
I'm going to switch the taco. Who is now in the lead? When Jonno swapped and swapped out the thing in my brain, I said that's going to come back to bite me.
You are momentarily in the lead. and karma will come back. Thank you for abandoning abandoning this little friendly cat.
You know what I'm not allergic to? Cats, John.
Let's see what we got here. Okay.
Oh, look at that. Just when you left THE CAT, THE CAT THE CAT IS JUMPING UP TO the hot dog stand.
Instant karma. My goodness.
THIS DECK IS CRAZY. OKAY. But then since the cat sounds like I'm going to have to I'm going to have to swap. You're you're bailing on your goat.
Listen, you the sweet baby girl.
Fair weather fan. [clears throat]
See, now I get all this.
Now I'm understand. Okay.
Yeah. All right. So, don't you feel kind of dumb now?
NO, I FEEL GREAT.
I'M A PADRES'S FAN. We're known for losing and we love our tacos.
Oh, and the cat's moving two more.
Oh my god.
Look at Jesus.
Oh wow. Oh, look at the blessings.
The cat just signed Otani.
Wow. The cat jumps to the next star and I just got it there. Wow. Dodgers energy from this.
You really swapped out at the right time.
I'm glad I wore a low cut shirt.
Some great did some great work there.
Uh, all right, Jonno. Back to you. [clears throat]
Here we go.
Wait, what' you get?
Oh, you moved.
He moved it to the next store.
I got a two. Oh, move back one.
Wait, he moved back one. Now he picks anything he wants to move back one. And I think you know what's about to happen.
That's crazy.
If I can't win, neither can the cat.
By the way, the cat doesn't care what's going on here.
What?
We're so invested in the cat's like, "I'm just enjoying the sunshine."
Another kitty cat and it says roll.
Okay, so roll that dice and that's how many it moves.
Oh my god. This is the biggest blowout in the history of this game.
Three, four, five.
Oh my god, it's over. That's insane. Are you sure you don't want to swap out for somebody else?
How?
I already went,
man. That was insane. I shuffled this deck. I promise you.
We watched him shuffle before this. You made the move. You made the move.
I did. I stand by it. I'M IN SECOND PLACE.
I mean, it was so funny how quickly the cat won after I abandoned it. Of course. Of course it would. It just just sprinted straight to the finish line as soon as it was out of my clutches.
THAT IS TRUE. NO ONE ELSE MOVED but me.
That is crazy,
dude. That is taco logic.
If we're going to call it what it is,
truly, nobody moved but me.
That is insane.
What just happened? I've played this game a bunch of times and that is the biggest blowout I have. I I didn't even have a chance to swap my token.
You never seen blessings.
You never seen the law. Okay, so that is the end of the first race. But remember, we're doing three races here. And so we count up the section that our racer is in, who we are voting for, who we are a spectator of, and that person gets that uh many points. And so Dulce with seven points in round one, and all of the rest of us just have a single point.
I'm saving it up for round three.
Ask mine. I'm tech my points specialer. Yeah, because you I I'll put you a 1.1. No, I'm not going to do that. I just I just wanted you to
So, you could put an asterk next to about his choice.
I'll put a little asterisk right then. You think
you did this to us?
Yeah. You think that asterisk means second place, but we know it means you blew it.
I know I blew it.
Yeah, it's all right.
Yeah.
No, you didn't. Thank you.
No, you didn't blow.
I know. You don't get to say
very well. He could have been here. He could have been here. You did the best you could given the options that you had.
That's right.
And based off the choices and what the cards dealt, that ain't on you. That's
We We're only as good as the cards that are dealt to us and the decisions we make.
And the cards are literally dealt in my favor.
I know. That is insane. You need to go to You need to go to Yamova now.
Only 90 minutes away from anywhere.
This is this episode.
I hate gambling.
Do you?
This is kind of a little bit of a gambling. They don't like it either. I'm curious to know why you don't like it.
Oh, because you work hard for money AND YOU THROW IT AWAY.
SO, HERE'S THE THING. I think entertainment dollars that we all make doing what we do is like $1 is like equals like $10 in the real
it's like 10x like
we've gambled with the choices we've made in life that now gamble with like a roulette wheel.
Yeah.
And I might just be like, "Oh my god." Oh,
okay. Here's the one counterpoint to this is if you are somebody that can actually have a budget that is your entertainment budget. You know what I mean? If you go into a casino and you go, "Look, I would have spent 200 bucks on
$300 and I'm [clears throat] out. I'm not going to an ATM. I'm not
And then that's like, oh, I just spent threeund bucks on having fun for the night.
I just know that
I just my night was over in 10 minutes. What's wrong with that?" At the end of the first race, what we do is we've shuffled, put all the cards back in, shuffle them up. We keep the same spectator token that we had in the last race, but all of our racers reset here and then we do another race. All right. And so then the player who won the previous race,
and who was that?
Who whooped everybody? Who laughed everybody? You sweet baby girl.
I also just want to show off my shuffling skills here. And you can tell that I shuffled because I'm actually pretty good at shuffling.
I'm very good at shuffling. You know, you didn't realize how hard that bridge is.
Yeah, it is really good.
All right, don't say you get to kick us off here. Second race.
You are the cat.
I'm the cat.
Here we go.
Okay. Okay. Look at that. You're welcome. You're welcome. There you go.
This one's going to the next star.
Always everybody can see to the star. And then would YOU LIKE TO SWAP?
NO. NO. YOU GET TO SWAP. IT'S YOUR CARD. It was your choice. You could be on the bandwagon after wagon. Wagon.
No, I'm not abandoning a sweet little kitty cat.
Yeah. I'm like, you can't after how big of a win it gave you.
You can't I have not been given That was the first round. I have not been given any evidence that I said swap.
I don't know if it'll cross over, but continue on. But go ahead.
Okay. I am going to the uh the cat is going to go to where the cheese is. And the cheese is at the start. Okay. And you could swap.
And I could swap right now, but I'm I I believe in the cheese this time.
I'm going to believe in the cheese.
There we go. All right. Mine is
swap. Swap and roll the dice for the taco.
Yeah. You You're You're rolling for the taco right now. And then you can swap if you want to.
Look at this.
That's pretty good. One, two, three, four. Do you want to swap out? You can also be a fan of the taco. [clears throat]
I'm going to be a fan of the taco. Swap for the taco. We got team tacos.
This is the great American taco swap of 2026.
You remember that?
Yeah.
Where is that Food Network show?
The Great American Taco Swap. That has to be.
Yeah. Taco. Also the most mobile of the foods, right? Got these trucks.
It's actually on Tik Tok.
Okay. Another weird swap.
Okay. That one that one uh the the goat is going to where the pizza is and they're both still in the starting gates. So, we've got two two blowouts in a row here. I'm going to stick with my talk. I've learned my lesson.
Sure.
Let's see what we got now, baby girl.
Wow. Another
Okay, [screaming]
GO. I'm in it.
I'm in it. There we go.
You can swap, too, if you want.
I don't want to swap now. I'm in.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, she gets your turn. You can swap.
So, no one So, there's only two people for the taco, right?
You could be another cheese.
I could be another cheese.
No, I'm good.
All right. What am I doing? Oh, the pizza's getting out of the starting gate here.
Oh, come on, PIZZA.
I smoked too soon.
Can you come behind the starting gate?
You got to go to the garage.
You got out of the pizza game.
The pizza has to look in the opposite direction.
He's going back this way. Face the wall,
you idiot. All right, here we go. Uh uhoh. The goat moves.
Yeah, the goat's moving. Goat's out of the gate.
One, two. There we go.
All right. And you're sticking with taco.
I'm staying with taco.
Okay.
All right. Come on. Roll us taco. Something good.
Oh,
I got a roll for the
cash. Okay. Cat's getting out of the game.
Big money. Big money. Big money. Big money. Big money. Big money. DON'T PLAY WITH IT. DON'T PLAY WITH IT. [screaming]
DOES THAT MEAN the cat also has to turn around? That you can't roll a die.
But it was roll. Here we go.
Okay. All right. The cat. The cat's moving. The cat's moving.
We all outside, but we're inside.
The pizza's still looking at the wall back here. All right.
Kitty cat move.
Okay, sweet girl. There we go. All right. Time moment.
Okay, she coming up.
Ooh, go to the next star. All right, now we got a real race here.
Okay, now we're actually cooking.
Yeah, now we got a real race.
All pizza go to
the cap. All right, the pizza gets to turn around.
Turn around closer this round.
This is a real thing
cuz last time So we got to actually see like real gameplay right now.
This is a a real race with tension
instead of just move.
Oh, look who's in the lead. in the way.
So, can I say what I love about this game is that you're the that we move things that aren't your like you're that's what's cool is that the moves are for pieces that aren't what each of you are actually rooting for.
Yep. I like that, too.
All right. Here we go. I don't think I've ever played a game like that.
Okay. Well,
I know you love pulling your own cat cards. I feel like you do it all the time.
Pulling the cat do a lot of work. All right.
Oh, man. Move three. One, two, three. I feel like we haven't moved in a while up here, guys.
I'm ready to swap soon. So, let's see who we got here. Okay.
Pizza move. Oh my god.
Oh, you could swap. You said you were ready to swap.
Maybe. I don't know. I think I'm going to stay. I'm going to stay right now.
Taco.
Kind of a lot of swap card. You have a lot of
You have a lot of opportunities.
Opportunity to change.
This is a This is no loyalty.
Yeah. This really wants you to be fickle.
Okay. Pizza.
Roll the dice for the pizza.
Okay. Pizza could jump in the lead after staring at the wall for a while. Wow. Pizza just took the lead. And you can swap.
And you can swap for it. I know. This is hard. This is
1 2 3 4 5. What What kind of benefits you throwing out here? Is there health insurance? I have to rely on private insurance. There's never
No, I can't.
No, I love it.
No, you're not swapping.
I will not swap.
Oh, wow.
Okay. Okay. He learned his lesson from the last race and now he's terrified.
After I was burned on that first swap, I decided I shouldn't ever do it again. But there became a point in the game where it's like I would be foolish not to strategically.
Wild move.
It's going to have to be the baby girl. It's going to have to be She's a kitty cat in the cat card.
Look at this. Our taco is just
I know it's just been falling off. It's just been parked. But you know what that could be? That means there's a a flurry of cards coming. right here. You know what we got?
Go to the next star.
Oh my god.
Boy, I can swap.
Are you going to swap?
I mean, I am because also I don't feel that disloyal because pizza and cheese is pretty close, you know, where I'm like, these guys are cousins.
They go foam finger in foam finger.
They're cousins, you know.
They're foam fingers. Okay.
I am a little bit nervous because there has been a bunch of pizza cards and so
wild move ahead. Yeah, you should do this one.
And then
I'm going to move the taco ahead.
Yeah, taco.
Let's move us.
They've been they've been moving a lot of tacos out of their truck. They've got a lot of
So, here's my question. If we both are rooting for taco and taco finishes first, we both get seven points. Okay,
let's go, dude. Come on.
Oh, pretty good.
Oh my god.
Keeps punishing.
You are literally playing for her.
How dare you? You're like a patron of the arts.
Oh, a bit of that.
I know. That's it. That's it.
Let's see what we got here. OH, THE CHEESE.
OH GOSH. AM I GOING TO regret Am I going to regret swapping?
Make him regret it. Make him regret it. Three.
Not yet. I don't regret it yet.
One, two, three.
I feel okay right now. You can swap.
That's true. Do you can't swap.
Well, I'm I'm I'm up here for
I'm okay.
Yeah,
man. I got to just START
MOVE TWO. OH, AND I SWAPPED AWAY FROM THIS GUY. I did leave the cheese.
You left your cheese out in the wind.
Cheese stands alone.
That move, too.
Okay. Are you going to swap?
Uh,
you can abandon the taco now.
I can't abandon the taco
cuz you could become a a pizza fishado or you could go to the cheese.
I'm going to swap for the cheese.
That's true. We We're getting close here. Jonno, it is your journey.
Jonno, let's do this thing. The long reach of Jonno.
I know. That's why I got that long arm.
DANG IT.
OH, [screaming] YES. IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
STAY. STAY. Cuz there's not enough
cuz there's no star to go to.
Okay.
That stays.
Yeah. It's heartbreaking when you're that close.
Dolce is going to win this again. I'm like, she going to get a dice roll for the cat. Roll a six.
The goat moves one. So, firmly in last place.
And you refuse to swap.
All right. Come on. Come on. I can win it right here.
No.
Wild move.
But I am going to move that back one cuz it's a threat. This is a threat.
Talking about cheese threat.
You got to save your own life.
Roll for Is the goat going to come back?
NOBODY'S [screaming] back there. I'm going to have you company. How about that?
Back to the basement.
That's your job, baby.
All right, Taco. This is our time.
You got it. YOU GOT IT. TWO AHEAD.
OKAY,
remember how I brought you in to film these things and you were like, "This is going to be so fun."
Listen, I'm not going to be FIFA with Argentina. No, come on.
I am not above bribing people to move by them.
I have no idea what we're talking about. I watch
I was trying I'm trying to bribe Jonno to move me ahead.
He was already moving while YOU WAS TRYING.
I KNOW, BUT he he didn't taken his hand off the piece. You know,
he ain't move paid you a lick of mine.
All right,
minus one.
All right, you can move back. We can all see what's going to happen.
It had to go down.
A lot of defense.
It had to go down.
What a different race than the first.
SO MUCH BETTER.
OH, LOOK AT ME. HEY.
HEY. IT'S FINE THAT you did that last time to me.
No skin off his pizza.
All right. Move two.
Okay. He's in the lead again.
Look at that EVIL LAUGH.
DO I?
NO. THAT LAUGH. That was that lap was like I'm coming for the win again.
So now do I swap out?
You can choose to swap if you want to. You can get on the cat train, too.
Get on the cat train.
You know, if you think Dulce is going to win this again so much, I'm swapping for the cat.
Is this the cat? This is the cat. I'm swapping for the cat. And I'm not a cat person. I just
I feel like Ry's the the king of the swap.
It's fun. Just jump ship. Have zero allegiances whatsoever. It's like you just are like, "Okay, I'm now I'm this. All right, now I'm the pizza. Now I'm the cheese."
Randyclar has no loyalty to anybody. And he will do whatever he needs to do to get ahead. Even though he keeps being behind,
you know, I didn't know about Randyar before today that he had no loyalty. But you get to see people's inner demons when you play games with them.
I'm like Lindsey Graham. RIP.
I really can't wait for him to come OUT OF THE CASTLE.
[screaming]
GO BACK TO THE HOT DOG STAND WHERE you belong. That's really painful.
That's crazy.
Go back to the hot dog stand where you belong is what I also said to Lindsay Gr.
We know she doesn't train.
Okay, let's see what's happening.
Oh, see
it doesn't matter at this point. I DON'T KNOW.
I NEED A SWAP token is what I need to get on board with my the way I do.
You need a card that says pizza move to the cat. All right, move one. You know what? Look who's coming. Look who's coming.
Taco hasn't If I had a swap, I would swap for Taco right now.
Slow and steady.
Cuz it hasn't had a card [clears throat] in a while,
girl. Here we go. But I don't have a swap.
I need to swap again.
So, I'm sad.
Go to
taco. Go to pet.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know why I'm cheering him. I'm not a taco. It's just what I want to swap to. And so, I cheered for that because no me finish line taco. Let's see what happens.
DANG IT.
Cheese move two.
You can you can get jump on the cheese train.
I can swap to the cheese, but I won't. I want to step quick.
See that first swap just has completely
He's traumatized. He
is traumatized. Too
scared. Like he's got he's got swap trauma.
Yeah. Yeah. Swap shy,
dude. He's swap shy now.
But maybe this is your Wait, John. This is my happy.
Take our cat across the line.
Nope. Nothing happens.
I'm already at the start. I'm already at the star.
You want to swap?
Never.
All right.
Okay. Here we go.
Oh god. Roll for the
And I can swap.
I'm going to do it first. I'm going to swap first. So now what am I doing? I'm not swap. I'm not doing that. I'm I'm swapping my tokens. I'm swapping my token and then I'm rolling the cheese.
Come on. Minus one. I know.
Come on. Minus one. Here we go.
Let's see what happens.
Yeah. YEAH. [screaming]
OH, NO.
You know, this is the secret about me is I often speak to God, but if you could just move the die so that it would get just a negative one and she heard my please. You know, I I asked for that over world peace. Like Jonno, I made the wrong choice.
You really spoke that into existence.
Listen, you got to manifest.
Come on. You got to believe. All right. Pizza move two.
Wow. after right AFTER I SWAPPED THAT. I LEARNED my lesson too hard.
Why does this look like a supermarket Jazzy? I have no idea.
Here we go. J three-way tie for first right now.
It's crazy.
Oh, minus two. Who do you want to go back?
Well, there's one answer because Dose is already crushing us in this game.
And and now Randy jumped on the bandwagon. I got true. There is one answer.
That's crazy. I jumped on the bandwagon.
Yeah.
All right. Don't say put us home. Bring us home. It's possible. You could you could get a dice roll and get bring it home right now.
Dice roll. Let's see what happens. Happens happens. Okay. Pizza to taco.
Right back in.
That is right back in it.
Oh, baby.
Okay, this could be it.
I don't even know how TO
MOVE THREE. NO, SHE'S IN THE LEAD NOW. I moved her back, too.
Yeah. Oh, that's true. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE win if you didn't move back. Okay, here we go. Do we win here?
Do we win?
Uh.
Oh, man. Look at how
Oh my god, this is crazy.
This is crazy.
I love this game because you literally are making moves for other players out here.
There's all the strategy, too. We got to choose who to win back and everything.
Here it comes. This could DETERMINE THE WHOLE THING. OH, ONE, TWO. OH, RIGHT.
OH, THE GOAT came out of nowhere into the lead.
The goat comes out of nowhere. I knew the goat would win.
Let's see what happens.
Oh, this could win it for the cat again.
Come on, Jesus.
Oh, YEAH.
Jesus really guided you to the victory right there.
Thank you for your comment.
Thank you. That's what I didn't say when I rolled the negative one. I should have said
this is what we said. You know that old song, Jesus take the catnip.
Jesus ate the wheel.
Yeah.
And also, thank you for Jesus.
Hey, we gave you Jesus just so we could believe in this right here.
All right. Don't say
crucifixion was for right there. That's what it all came down to. It's all been building up. The last 2,000 years has all been building up.
Payback for the crucifixion.
Listen, that was
all right. Doulce and Randy both got seven points there and Jonno and I are on four points.
All the different variations of what can happen I feel like came to fruition in the second game and it was very neck andneck but of course ended the same way that it ended before but
cuz no one had the boat.
Nobody had the goat. Nobody came out of nowhere so quickly.
So you each have five. I have eight and she's got 14.
That is true. But last round but remember last round is double the points the points. So, you're still in it. If you can uh if you can get the win and the 14 points on this last round, you're still in it.
Yeah. Depending on who wins, if you're sitting on like five points like and you double that, you might be able to I don't know.
It's true. Yeah. I mean, essentially Doulce to be down here as we're up here. Um
do you mean
Yeah. That's the only way we can beat you because if you're like here,
you're this ain't going to be enough double points for you have too much of a lead. So, we need you to be down there when we win.
We all have to.
This is like on Jeopardy.
I'm on your side. I
know. Black lives do matter.
Yeah, I do.
Black cats do matter.
I hope I I'd switch point switch this to just do
by the way. That's what I did. I was like, I'm going to f hitch my wagon to her train.
You're like, I don't even care that it's a cat. This is the doulsece.
By the way, I should have done that. I should have done that in this industry. Just try my wagon to your train.
Whoever won the last uh round gets to go first. But you guys both won the last round.
She's leading overall.
So, you're leading overall. So, I guess you can go first. They get on this round.
Let's see what happens. Okay.
Okay. So, goat. I got I can swap. Swap.
I know. I feel like now the cat's got you two wins in a row. It means it goes to the next store.
Oh, that's so fun. All right.
Uh I feel like you could swap, but if you abandon the cat now after after having two wins,
cat is definitely going to win.
I know.
No matter who has it.
Yeah.
Just see.
All right. Go to the next store. That's a pretty good one, too. And I can swap.
You know what I am? I'm going to jump now. We're going to have teams right here. We're team taco versus team cat.
Cat games. Have you guys ever tried a cat taco? It's unbelievable.
A little f like after you eat it, you're like,
I was going to say something.
It's a different taco. Different color.
Still a black cat.
It's paint.
Wild minus one. I'm moving the taco.
Taco goes back.
We'll see about that. Let's see.
Goat one.
Okay.
Oh, goat. Goat's moving here.
No one's ROOTING FOR THIS GOAT. GOAT.
Beat it, lady.
I could swap to the goat. I don't know.
Okay. Cheese.
Go to the next star. Wow. We had a lot of those star ones out the gate here.
Cheese is moving.
Are you sure? Are you Are you feeling kind of bad about it?
The very beginning.
Stay put.
You don't ever know what ahead.
Okay, move two.
Boom. Boom. Tied for the lead. Tied for the lead.
Interesting. Pizza move one.
Okay,
there we go.
Boring.
I know.
Wait, is this And it's not even a swap, right?
It's not.
Okay,
the non swap ones are crazy.
Yeah,
cat go.
Oh my gosh. Nobody wanted that. I mean, half the table wanted that, but we didn't want that.
I'm going to have to separate from her if I want to win. That's true. That is true. I'm not I'm below in points. All right. Okay. I JUST GOT YOU SEVEN POINTS.
I KNOW. But if you if wherever we end up together, you'll be ahead of me. So, I'm going to have to switch.
No points for second place.
There's no crying in go-kart.
Let's see. Cat move three.
Come on.
There's a cat thing. It's me having to suffer. It's the reflection on
She gets to gloat and dance on my grave.
Hey. Hey. I don't know where your grave is at. I know you died.
It's on you. You dancing on your own grave. It's a dead taco.
One, two.
Are you swapping?
Oh my gosh. I don't know. I'm not swapping it. It's It does feel early to swap.
I say it's never too early to swap. Wild move back. Uh I'm going to move the taco back. Why not?
Taco goes back one.
We just talked about how you need her to not do Well, you could move that back and then swap later
because he still has the cat.
I know. I will I will we'll figure it out. Someone's going to jump ahead.
Someone's going to get to roll on.
I mean, pizza's doing pretty well.
Pizza's at the hot dog.
Is somebody going to jump ship and go to the pizza?
Maybe.
Let's see.
Team T. Oh god.
Go to the next start. This is insane. Wow.
And you sure you don't want to swap or anything?
You sure you DON'T WANT TO SWAP?
I mean, I have to eventually.
Yeah. Pizza go to the taco. Gosh.
Oh, wow. Oh, that would move it back, too.
Yes, it does move it back as well. So, we're all really hoping you get move back, too. See?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. I can't get ahead of this.
I know.
I should move the cat back. Why am I not even doing
That's what I WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU.
I know. I know. But then I got
to the next star.
You could swap.
I know. Are you going to swap for the goat?
I mean, I probably should.
Listen, it's true. Don't be alarmed.
Resurrect yourself, John.
I like that this is such an emotional decision.
Take your swap trauma and throw it out
once and it CAME BACK TO HOW WELL THE GOAT has done. I And here's the thing about the goat. He's probably [clears throat] ate some taco with everything else.
Have you ever tried a goat taco? THOSE ARE GOOD.
GOAT TACOS. It's great.
That's a good fusion. I I THINK I WILL SWAP.
GIVE [screaming] ME that goat.
Goat swap.
Give me that goat.
Team taco is now alone. Yeah, she's out now. I saved the taco by abandoning ship.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, you're the bad luck charm.
Yeah,
come on.
Move two. This is insane.
We get two blowouts in the same three race game.
Good morning.
Good one. Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay, two.
Move two. And you could swap.
Jump on the band.
Yeah, I WILL JUMP ON THE
WE'RE just still We're just going to be a team. We're just polluting here the whole time just against Yeah, I'm okay with that. I'm just trying to get some points.
A taco roll. Give it to me. We could be rolling up here.
Mine is one.
Hey, and and nobody cares.
Yeah,
I already swap.
Oh, you could swap.
You've been looking to swap.
I am looking to swap. I'm a cat. I'm going to swap. I'm going to swap to the goat. I can't swap.
You can't swap the goat. We already get it. There's only
to like cheese or I'll tell you the cheese hasn't had many cards come up. So, there is a chance that cheese jumps forward a bunch.
I'm going to swap to the cheese cuz I have I have to like separate myself. This is strategy. It's not what I want, but that's what I'm going to do.
You have to separate us because business is cruel.
If we both win on this, you win cuz you have 21 points and I get the seven points. I'm just at 15. So, I have to separate because I have to beat you in some way.
Oh, cuz you have to get in front of me to get that.
So, he's like prefontaine. He's not running for second for the win.
Post Fontaine. He's been drafting on me this whole time.
He was a track guy for Oregon anyway.
Is he black?
He No, but in the Olympics he
distance runner white.
Yeah.
Or Ethiopian Kenyans and Ethiopian Ethiopian Ethiopians. They original.
They are original. They're original
and original Jews, too. Look.
That's right.
Okay. Here we go.
Wow.
Okay.
I feel I feel bad for the taco. I feel good for it now. Good.
Go cuz where to go at? Get ahead.
Goat down the street. Goat corner.
Goat around the corner. Here we go. Come on now.
Moving on. Good for the taco. Something
Listen. Moving on up.
No swap.
Cheese roll. Come on. Roll me a six. Roll me a six.
I'll try to get you. Sorry.
You can swap, too, by the way.
No. I got to I got to try to be up here.
Okay. Here we go. Here we go.
Mhm.
Here we go. Roll for the cat.
Oh my gosh. This could give her It's Wait, you got to speak it into resistance. Negative one. You did it before.
And I can swap, too.
But it doesn't matter. I'm going to swap. You can get second place and just be and just take my second as many points.
There you go. Congratulations.
This wasn't even close.
This was a drubbing of epic proportions. But but you at least feel in the ballpark, you know, so you can feel good about yourself because Jonno and I are getting six points here.
So the final score score on go-kart is
28.
Jonno and I with 11. We made it to double digits, you know.
And then uh Ry's got 22 and Dulce has 28 points RIGHT THERE. LOOK AT THE LORD. LISTEN, I did not expect to beat all of them every time.
You can keep the scorecard with you and uh you know take it and frame it and remember that time where you just crushed a bunch of
winner dual.
Yep. And you signed IT AND EVERYTHING.
YEAH. Give them some big rims, girl.
28.
It's part of history. Look at the love. And but you are your aster.
That's [snorts] true.
You are your aster I really want
if you would have stuck with cat the whole way bro. I'm just saying
that's true.
That's true. THAT WAS THE VERY FIRST time could have been on cat entire time.
I don't want to think about what could have been not Jordan first.
Yeah.
I remember the first DHY.
You picked Greg Odm over Georgia. What was I thinking?
Originally I had the goat and then I switched to the kitty cat.
Yeah. And you stuck with the kitty cat the whole way and it rewarded you. We were swapping around all the time. You never swap. You swapped once and then stuck with the winner the whole time.
All right. That's go go go go go-kart. And now we are going to set up another game from Taco Cat Games.
What I love about this game is that you can get cards not for your piece or your thing. You're playing the game, but the cards you're pulling affects other players. And I've never seen that in a board game. I would love to play this with my family because I think it'll be very interesting to see uh my brother try to figure out if he should swap and my mom swap a lot and still lose. I thought I thought it was fun. Like the fact that you could swap teams so many times, even though I learned my lesson, uh was a really fun element to see how loyal you could be to random chance. Uh yeah, it was a a thrill ride all the way to the finish line.
Nice. All right, this next game we're going to play is called Points for Everything. And literally, you could just jump in. We are just going to be flipping cards and giving out points. Sometimes you'll get points, sometimes you're giving points to other people, sometimes you have to do a challenge and you get points. Uh, and so we're just literally going to read the cards and whoever gets to the top wins this game. It's just a single race here to the top. But everybody can pick their piece. I think Doulce, we know what piece you're going to be. Narwhal.
OH, ARE YOU? [screaming] I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE THE CAT BECAUSE THE CAT just gave you the win so much.
I hear you. But the narwhal actually exists.
How you I thought this cat I thought you were going to have loyalty throughout the day.
I thought about it. I thought about it. But the narwhal was calling. What do you want? Right. Well, no. You're going to ask. So, you get you pick what you want.
I'm going to pick I'm going to I H I like this gorilla. This little gorilla here. He's fun. I like the little squirrel.
All right.
Wow.
I know you feel like you should get the taco
or the cat.
Or the cat. Have you ever tried squirrel taco? Unbelievable.
They're very small though.
It's very nutty.
I feel like the theme of this episode is all the different
tacos tacos. Narwhal taco. A little bigger. So good.
Very illegal in about 15 states.
Unlike child Mary
also illegal in certain communities where you can kill a narwhal. Yeah,
it's crazy. Get married to a child. Got to kill a narwhal.
I feel like I need some good um
karma, I guess, now last game. And everyone likes cheese, so tacos.
I thought he was going to go for the cat. The cat redemption.
I think now we're all going to get punished that nobody's being the cat in this.
I think the the cat's done enough work. The cat need a rest. Did
enough work. The cat did everything she needs to do. I'm I'm putting them all in my pocket so that at some point I can swap. It's good.
Is there a So, we just split it half and half.
You can you can draw from either deck you want.
Yeah. So, who goes first?
Why don't you go first?
I'll go first. We're going to turn this over. And this says you get a point for every kind of fish that you can name. Okay.
Uh ba bass.
Wait, is there It says timer.
Oh, that's this one. So, in this amount of time, however many fish you can name, are you ready?
Go.
Bass, trout, bluegill, rockfish, crappie, uh carp, uh goldfish, uh what else? Uh blue marlin, uh uh let me see what else. How many others have
pretty good time?
Eight points.
There's eight points. All right,
so we got to put this black cod salmon. What am I doing? Salmon and tuna. The two like most popular fish every
bro. I got so many fish in my brain. Okay, you're talking sunfish. We're talking catfish. There's a bunch of fish with the name fish in the name. You could have gotten more than eight with just fish with the fish in the name. I mean, I love fish. I love sushi. So, I should have been like salmon, yellow tail, black cod, you know, like white fish, like red snapper. I could have gone so many more. Why am I ing on fish?
All right, so now what do we do?
So you're on, look at you. You're on eight points, though. And then this is just here in the discard pile. And Jonno,
I don't want to show off, but I got these long
Okay, go.
All right. Plus seven. The player who most recently did a chore.
Oh, okay.
This says plus seven everyone.
No. So whoever. Yeah. So this anybody can get these points and then you just read the condition of the card. So, so basically the player who did most recently did a tour out of the four of us gets seven points.
I just did laundry for my whole family yesterday. Both whites and darks time of day.
Yeah, cuz I also No, I did laundry on Monday. This is Wednesday.
I finished folding the last bit of it at 12 last night.
Oh, damn. I would have had to doing done something this morning then.
Yeah.
Oh, no. I did the dish our dishwasher broke. Uh, and so I had to do dishes yesterday, but it was at like 5.
Okay.
And I gave up chores years ago. So I live in Phil, so with comedia, so there's no one.
Do I get seven more?
You get seven more points. And when's the last time you did a chore?
I didn't do no. [snorts]
I was going to do laundry last night, but I was too busy making merch.
There you go. All right, you're up to 15 here.
All right, Dulce, you're you're turned your deck.
See? Okay. plus nine majority rules.
So, this is something we're going to vote on. And if you are in the majority, you're going to get nine points.
Which is better? Scrambled eggs, one, hard-boiled eggs, two.
So, basically, on the count of three, you're either going to hold up a one or you're going to hold up a two.
And whoever is in the majority. So, one is scrambled eggs, two is hard-boiled eggs.
Okay.
Oh gosh. Okay. All right. Ready?
Mhm.
Three, two, one, vote. OH, WE ARE ALL in the majority. In the event of a tie, the active players side wins. So, because you chose that,
you each get nine.
You get nine points. Each of you,
I get nine. And then I know the cheese gets
No. And then I'm sad here in the bag.
Thank you for being right.
You can travel with them. can cut them.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH [screaming] EGGS?
YOU SOUND CRAZY.
I GOT EGGS IN MY POCKET. Cob salad. Come on now.
Scrambled eggs.
Catch phrase.
Where you going with that?
Scramble this
All right, what do we got? Oh, this is a keep. So, I get to keep this card and anytime this thing happens, uh, I get seven points. If another player touches the deck when it's not their turn, I get seven points.
I will be watching these like,
is it my turn?
Yeah, it is your turn.
Okay, good. Then I'm going to touch the deck. Okay, here. This one is if you can guess the time within 10 minutes without looking at the clock.
All right, Michael, we're going to have Do you have the the time over there? All right.
Okay. Uh 12:55.
12:35. [screaming]
20 minutes up. No points for you. 20 minutes of You're close.
Everyone for four points. All players who can cross their eyes.
You better believe I can do it.
I think that I can do this. Let's see.
Wait, what am I supposed to Look at.
Okay. Yeah. Okay. Look at me.
I think you're just looking down.
I did it.
BUT THEY'RE SHAKING REALLY SCARY.
THEY ARE TERRIFYING.
Do it.
Yeah. Yeah. You can do it. I think I can do it.
Everybody gets to have a point. Good thing four points. Good thing to know about all of us that if we ever get into a a life or death cross your eyes situation, you guys put
this under special skills on the back of our
resume. 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 and four. All right. Do Can you hand me one of those? No, wait. Is it Oh, it's your turn.
Yes.
Okay.
You almost touched it.
Look at him. Look at him. It's like a Simon says situation.
Majority rules. Which is correct? Toilet paper unspools over the roll. Toilet paper unspools under the roll.
Oh boy. I have And one is for over. Two is under. And I got big feelings about this.
Okay.
All right. Ready?
Okay.
Yeah, you got it.
One, two, three. H.
Okay. Everybody's getting six points. Everybody's getting six. And to all of you under people under there, get what are you doing?
You are not invited into my
honestly. Yep. 1 2 3 4 5 six.
I like they were skipping together.
1 2 3 4 5 6.
If you put the toilet paper underneath, I think you're a monster.
Can you give me one of those cards? [screaming]
YOU TRICKED ME.
I DID TRICKED YOU.
I SEE A POLICE, YOU BASTARD. TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN. I need to catch up here.
Why not? Can he trick me?
Anytime anybody
I told like a Simon says situation.
I knew what I was doing the whole time. I'd been planning that like, oh, I can't quite reach the cards. Can you get them for me? Points.
I was sitting there at that table minding my business, being a Christian, and this man was like, oh, they were like, oh, you get points if somebody touches a card and it's not their turn. And then he looked me in my angelic beautiful face and asked me to hand him a card. I was hoodwinkedked. I was bamboozled.
I got to distract you in
You will never do that again. You will never do that again. You got that was your one.
It just got me seven points. I'm still in last.
I'm ready.
Okay. Ready?
All right, everyone. All players who are wearing any red. I don't think I am.
There's red on my skirt.
Dang it.
There's red on my sock.
Oh, there is. Oh, do I have any on my sock?
You got red on your shoe?
Hey, I don't have it on my sock.
Wow. Brown and green only.
No.
So, everybody?
No.
What a weird making us look at our underwear right here and stuff.
All right. So, six points. One, two, three, four, five, six. And the cat say 1 2 3 4 five six and one two three four five six
should have been the cat. Okay.
Uh it's my turn.
It is your turn. It is officially your turn. Okay. Here we go.
Fantast.
Okay. This is the majority rules. Should uh I poke the player to my right or poke the player to my left?
I mean this is an easy point right here.
So should I poke the player to my right is number one.
Left is number two. So, on the count of three, we decide if I poke the player on my right or to my left. Okay.
On three. Three, two, one.
Poke J. He's too far away.
It would And now do I get to poke?
I got him. I got him. I got him.
I honestly didn't understand the question.
Okay, fine. All right. Well, I poked him.
Oh, should you poke some? I thought I was gonna poke somebody.
No. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. And
oh, I really didn't understand. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight. And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Don't worry, you're going to get more points.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, should I poke? Like, should you poke?
Yeah. Vote the person on his left turn order is draw.
I thought because it said majority rules, it was should I poke?
Oh, got it.
And that's why I picked
Yeah. Uh, for me, if you know, seven points if I know how to ice skate.
Do you?
I do. Oh, really? I cannot growing up in Cuz Jonno grew up in California. And I would say a lot of people who grew up in California do not know how to ice skate.
I'm not good at it.
But I know how to fair. All right, Jonno, you're the cheese. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7.
Wa! Dude.
All right, that's a big jump.
There we go.
Let's see. Okay, me. If you can accurately describe what's directly behind you [clears throat] without
looking,
behind your head without looking.
Oh god.
Uh, a display of a bunch of board games.
Sure.
Um, there is a tiny slot machine.
That is true.
There's various boxes with things in them.
If you can name three of these things, you've already got one of them. I'll give it to you. You can name cuz there's so many things. You don't have to name all of them. You got one. You got the tiny slot machine. If you can name two other ones
behind my head.
Yeah.
Okay. So, I believe there is definitely a wooden shelf. There's a metal and wooden shelf with four shelves on it.
That Yeah, that's true.
There's a tiny slot machine. Um I know there's a clock over here. There's a dragon over there. There's a squash over there.
Okay, I'll give it to you. You got enough of them. I don't know if I
Yeah, that was good. Yeah, you got you got a bunch.
Okay, so 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 eight.
All right.
All right. Can you hear me? One.
Got to keep your head on A SWELLOW. NO, I CAN'T.
IT'S EVERY TIME, TOO.
I get to give it for the whole game. So,
you touch it.
He tried to TREAT ME AGAIN. FOOL ME ONCE, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, it won't happen again. He thought he was going to be able to take advantage of me a second time. Now listen, usually I let a man take advantage of me a second time and I want to, but not in that particular situation. Everybody had clothes on.
I got another keep. If any player other than you touches another player other than you, I get four points. So basically, if you touch somebody, you can touch me, but you can't touch other people.
No high-fiving.
Is there an intimacy coordinator here?
Yeah.
THE SAME INTIMACY SHE TRIED TO FOOL ME.
NO, IT WAS FUNNY. My instinct was to give you a handshake.
We got the intimacy coordinator from Brokeback M.
Just to let you know.
All right, my turn is done. Your
turn. Apparently, if that's the coordinator.
All right, I got I got to keep
Oh, you got to keep
If you uh shake your head no continuously throughout your next turn.
Okay,
I get four points. So basically every turn if you shake your head the whole turn you're going to gain some extra points.
Great. Okay. Good.
Yep.
If you shake your head. No.
Yeah.
You should touch them to confirm.
I can do it.
The lot happening on this is more interesting pile.
You think so?
Yeah.
Or is it?
Or is it
timer? Okay. If I can lift and lower my eyebrows 20 times
in this like number of seconds. All right. All right. Who wants to be the official counter?
See, is this count? That is.
I'll watch. You count that and I'll watch this.
Are you ready?
Yep.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.
Works, man.
Boy, that just looked insane, too. I'm glad you were counting cuz I was laughing too hard.
I'm just surprised.
Now go do that on public transportation. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 stands alone.
Yes. Let's see. Okay. Keith, if you catch another player with their elbow on the table,
I got him.
I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you.
I went in to read what IT WAS. I WAS WALKING INTO A TRAP. [clears throat]
YOU REALLY were walking into a trap.
And no, I'm not going to give you a card.
No. No. I
Mhm.
All right.
Okay. What is that?
Okay. Everyone Oh, man.
I really wish I didn't have All players who don't have a phone in their pocket get eight points.
Wow.
I have my phone in my back pocket.
Even though we're filming right now and I often times set my phone somewhere else, I still have it on me.
This card is sexist. I HAVE POCKETS, BUT MY PHONE IS IN MY PURSE.
HEY. WOW. All right.
Four, five, six, seven, eight.
Okay, we got it.
All right.
Yeah. Okay, he remembered. He's getting extra points.
Okay. Say a movie quote. You and the first person to guess the movie. Okay, here we go.
Uh, yippy cay,
Die hard. Uh
oh, he said it first.
It is. Yeah, you get it.
It's the first die hard.
So, both of you get six points.
And I get an extra four.
And you do. So, 10 points. You're squirrel, right?
Yeah.
So, 39 49 and Jonno gets six. One, two, three, four, five, six.
I love these multipliers, too. One wrinkle.
You're right there.
Yeah. No, I get I know. I know.
Uh, okay.
It's your turn, then.
Wait, you reached for the deck. I didn't touch it.
I hear you.
Yeah.
Majority rules. Which is the superior beverage, water or tea?
One is water. Two is tea. Okay. Which is the superior beverage, water or tea? Okay.
All right. Ready? One, two, three.
Yeah. Okay.
High fives. High five. Dang it. I really was trying to get people on your
I know. I was I I was thinking about it in my head before you even
He said high five to me and I was like, "Wait, it's not my turn."
You were very on top of that though. You were very quickly. Everybody got seven. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Thank you for doing a voice.
1 2 3 4 six. It just gets progressively higher every time. Like
the higher you go up the ladder, the better.
Yeah. [snorts] All right. Okay.
Here we go.
Let's try this.
This deck is fun.
It's fun. Okay, everyone. Everyone freeze. The player whose face is closest to the draw pile.
Freeze. Just freeze where you are. Who's closest to the draw pile? So, they're
Michael, we need you to bring Who Who's closest to the draw pile?
I think it's Dulce. It might be probably you're like slightly closer than me.
I think you're the closest to the
I mean that's really just uh about where we were sitting
more than anything but you get it. You got five points.
Okay. One, two, three, four, five.
Okay.
Okay.
All right. Here we go. You if you have eaten pizza in the last week. Indeed I have. I was filming a different thing on Monday and they bought pizza for lunch. So there we go.
I ate pizza yesterday and I never eat pizza. Four, five, six.
Yeah, it's not everyone. It's just him. It's just
This one was just for me. So you want to hand me another card?
It's not even Don't do it.
It's not even his turn anymore.
This This one is so He just gets to do it and then get
Okay. One point for every unique animal sound you can make. All right. Ready? HERE WE GO.
MEOW. [clears throat]
UH OH.
The seal. All right, that's time.
Seven points plus four, though. That you you keep getting the ridiculous ones.
Yeah, cuz having to do that while you're shaking your head. At least he's earning.
But yeah, I know you are. You win this, you're going to earn it. He doesn't have to shake his head every single turn. But he's like, I'm going to get those points every single time. And I don't care what it does to my brain.
I think Randy might have just shook his brain loose. I think I I hope he's okay.
I mean, I was so nauseous because I get like motion sickness in the worst ways possible. So I every time it came my turn, I'm like, I can't believe I have to do this. 11.
You're this guy, right? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11. All right. That's a pretty nice hair.
Could be Randia.
I don't know.
Could be Randia.
A keep for seven.
What is it?
If you don't talk until the start of your next turn.
Finally, we can get John to be quiet.
God. Wait a minute. What was I going to say?
IF YOU FAIL, [screaming] PLAYERS earn points instead.
Oh, so all if you don't say it, it doesn't happen till the end of your turn. So you can talk as much as you want, but it's it's keeping silent until your next turn.
A little silo.
He has to be quiet until his next turn. And if he does,
if he doesn't, we get those [clears throat] points.
Okay.
Yeah.
And tennis,
they did say quiet, not still.
Sure. Sure.
So I get to be the actor comic I've always dreamed of being.
Physical mime. You've always
clowning is big in LA right now. New audition.
It is fun. I do like clowning. All right.
All right. Yeah. You can't put him in a box.
All right,
let's see. Okie dokie.
Wait, how many points is it?
SEVEN. [screaming]
Almost got him.
Don't answer for him. Let him answer for himself.
If you can laugh maniacally until the timer ends.
You've been doing it the whole time. Ready?
GO.
I don't know why she voided. And Donna's doing an interpretation of it. [screaming]
All right, you did it. You got it.
Perfect.
I feel like I do have a future in mime or a clown. Whatever. Whatever. Silent physical art form. I'll call myself an artist now. Finally, after being a comedian for so many years, I can express my true art.
One, two, three, four, five, six. What a what an insane thing that someone turns on this show at that moment.
That's you laughing.
Yeah.
But also like switching from YouTube channels like let me see what's on this channel.
Yeah. Yeah. For real.
It's okay.
All right. Uh wait, whose turn is it?
Yours.
No, I'm not touching that deck.
No, thank you.
Majority rules. And I would like to um change the rule for this one. So, you have to vocally say one or two.
Oh, yes. Okay.
You should. Yes.
Differences. Oh,
okay. Majority rules. Would you rather have pool noodles for hands or have feather dusters for hands? You want pool noodles or feather dusters? One is for pool noodles. Two is for feather dusters.
Okay. Ready? Three, two, one. [screaming]
Majority rules.
Get out of here. So, the three of us got seven points.
Wow.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 I'm catching up. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 And all of the comments right now are like six, seven.
Oh, okay. Here we go. All right. Oh my god. I can't believe it.
Is this worth the extra four points every time? You don't have to do it. If you can complete your next turn using only one finger.
Oh, okay. Well, you still got four points right there for doing this one.
God.
1 2 3 4.
I don't feel well right now.
At any point you could
I'm going to drive into a bush when I win this thing. It's just got straight out there. Okay.
I like that Jonno is laughing silently over here, [screaming] which somehow feels more maniacal.
Oh, yeah. That's way more.
So, wait. So, since now it's his turn.
Here's Jonno's turn. He can talk now.
Now he gets seven points.
Yes, he does.
So he gets seven points.
Give me those seven.
1 2 3 4 5 6 seven.
Eat it, everyone.
But then every turn he can't.
As long as he keeps that card his head, you can't.
Okay. For everyone, whichever player had ate the ate ice cream most recently,
man.
Two nights ago.
Yeah. I haven't eaten it in a while.
Two nights ago.
Oh, I ate it. You know what? I ate it like a month ago cuz I bought my nieces and nephews ice cream.
A month ago. I feel like someone's going to beat you on that.
I didn't even eat it on my birthday.
Two night two nights ago went out with our family and had
Yeah.
It was Wait, hold on. Um cuz I I My wife has ice cream almost every night. And I will make her some. I didn't make it to last night. So it was two nights ago. It's a tie
and I had a little bit of it. What What is What happens if
I'll give you both seven? Yeah, this is it for everyone
cuz I'm also getting seven points because um it is not Doulce's turn and she reached over and
I just adjusted the card.
Yeah, you can't touch the deck.
But this is the pool deck. This is this card.
SHE JUST TOUCHED IT. [screaming] OH MY GOD.
WELL, IT'S A MOOT PULL.
OH MY GOD.
Oh my god.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7. I've never seen someone hate a card as much as you hate that card. All right. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7. They're splitting this one cuz it was a tie. Why did you get seven touch?
But it's plus Oh, it's seven.
That one's seven. If you touch another player who I haven't given points to this one, right? No. Oh, but you're not getting But you're getting 1 2 3 4 5 6 seven.
Okay.
Boom. All right.
Ry's getting close to winning here.
Zip it up, buddy. Zip it.
That's my turn.
Yep. It is your turn now.
It is you. Which Oh, you're going for that deck. Let's see. For everyone. Let's see. Everyone but the last person to touch their nose right now.
Oh, I got it right before you. I hate to say this.
I got it right before I get it.
So, we're getting four.
Wait, that means you'd have to read my card while I'm reading it.
But he I I read it and I start I did it and then they followed suit real quickly. One, two, three, four.
He's trying to
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. It's pretty close.
Okay. All right.
Which one for you?
Yeah, please. Yeah, I would love that.
All right. This one's just for me. For each pair of shoes visible from where you're sitting,
I think I don't have So, it's literally just our producer, Michael.
But it's not a pair cuz he's sitting on his other
No, no, he's It's sitting out. It's like poking out from
But I can't see my own in the way I'm sitting right now. I can't see any of yours because of the table. So, that's a that was a real bummer of one for me. I only get I only get two points
for that.
Oh, no.
What a shame.
All right.
All right. Here we go.
All right. He really wants the win. You know, he wants the win cuz he's doing the the headshake and
Yeah.
Oh, right. You can only use one finger.
Okay. Here we go. Uh this is this is uh Hold on. Let me see.
A hot dog is a sandwich. is for everyone. Yes, it is one. No, it isn't two. One, two, three. Okay,
it's the majority game every time.
I mean, when you think about it, a hot dog is a sandwich. It's an unorthodox sandwich, but like sandwiches can come in that long cylindrical thing. I mean, a hero sandwich, Subway sandwiches, it's a sandwich. Like, there's bread, there's meat. What else do you need? Everyone else is wrong. And I feel like I won that game morally. So I So I get We get I get eight, four, and six. So I get 18.
I I don't know. Did you use more than one finger?
I just used
But you just used two fingers to vote on that.
Yeah, but you just use Oh, I thought it was with the
No, I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you.
All right, then. Maybe I don't get the six.
I don't know. What do you think? What is this? Says if you can complete your next turn using only one finger. He did one finger for everything, but he just used two fingers for that. But if he you but if he didn't use two fingers then he wouldn't have the majority. So he wouldn't have gotten those points.
Then it would have been tied which then he would have got Oh you would have gotten it either way because it's your turn. And remember your turn breaks the tie. So if you had done one then Jonno saved save. So you would have gotten it either way.
So he got 18.
So you got 18 regardless.
That might be it. And
do you want to do you want to do your honors? Count her out for the win.
Good. That's fine. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
Go little squirrel. Go.
All right. Wait, does people want a high five now?
I'm still going to take the points. I'm still going to take the points. I'm giving you nothing. I'm giving you nothing. You have four points. Nothing. Get off me.
All right. That's points for everything. That's uh Yeah, it's literally a game where there's no setup or anything. There's a ton of cards and you just flip cards and get points.
A total joy, especially when you get a bunch of things going where you're like doing stuff and trying to do stuff and voting.
I also feel like, you know, karma came for you in the first game, Jonno, but I feel like karma came for me overall because the very first joke I did was about how I brought you here to beat you guys and I finished last in both games. In both games, I finished in last place.
I won't make that joke again, you know. You're just out here trying to have friends. That's all it is. You made a whole YouTube channel to prove to everybody.
Yeah, you have friends.
That's true. That is true. Well, thank you so much for being here, everybody. Uh that was Points for Everything and Go Go-Kart. Uh two great games from Taco Cat Games. Uh great family games, a lot of fun. Thank you so much for being here. This is a lot of fun. I'm Grant with Grant's Gamerecks, so you can check out uh good game recommendations all over on the different channels for Grant's Gamerecks. Thanks everybody.
I love points for everything because it encourages people especially with the keeper cards. You you can't just sit back and wait for your turn. That was a really fun game and I mean I just felt like my squirrel just kind of just kept going.
The second game I really like because it'd be a very good like group game, good party game because everyone gets to participate in getting points unless the card says you. Everyone gets a chance to get points.
I loved points for everything. There's so many different layers to it. Even though there's a literal point mechanism, uh it was it was very fun to like see how people could advance with a myriad of ways.