GameNight! LIVE!! | Tonight! Trail to the Temple w/ Nikki, Mike & Lincoln @5:30pm PDT
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Hey, we made it a miracle.
How's everybody doing?
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we had
Twitch had issues today, so we were kind of hopeful that it wouldn't be a problem and it got it was out while a man I mean Derek said he started to have problems last night, but hey Cat Love.
Um, but yeah, thankfully this is totally those damn shows.
I know. I don't want to play this game.
This game is this game. So, we're going to play Trail to the Temple, but Nikki and I had watched some stuff on I think National Geographic
and they kept talking about LAR, LAR, LAR, like discovering these uh these, you know, cities and whatever buried in the jungles and this is what this game is. There's drones and it's like
I'm like that's great. That's totally awesome, but stop talking about saying LAR every 10.
At one point they Oh, hang on a second. And I just realized I think the music is still like blaring.
Sweet.
I screwed that up.
We can't.
Nobody's complaining.
It's not in our ears. No, I just realized that I didn't do that. So, sorry. Music's gone now. But yeah.
Okay.
That was probably a cacophony cacophony of noise during the intro.
The Well, I wish that we could do the automatic thing that we used to do. You know that you in your
Yeah, I missed it. We let's over
if I if I did some work I could write another macro to do that now
another window an external window in the
well no I um I could do it through the internal mixer in V-Mix it just I have to I have never written a macro that does mixing like would change a mixing value so I have to do some research on how you do that without messing things up. Yeah
maybe they'll fix the program so we can actually log into Epidemic Sound. I mean, they may have done it, but they don't I haven't seen an update, so I don't know. You would know better than me on that. Um, yeah, they were talking about LAR and that thing, and there was one point where they go into this giant room with all these displays, and they're zooming in on the LAR, and we're just like, the last one we watched.
Yeah, it was the last one we watched.
It's too much talking about LAR.
But yeah, so there you go. And it is exactly these images. I want to know who if it was Kenitia or if it was Mindware. We um
someone watched
some I was in your mind. I was
That's right. In mindware. You're in our mindware. Um the uh we are doing a uh this which Mike says takes longer to set up than it actually takes to play which I saw them setting it up. It took a little while. And then um
we'll probably play this twice. Then we might play Dino Racer, which is the episode we did today. And it's a lot of people are watching that for for one of our shows. It's pretty great. And um and it was a fun game. That's a that one if you can I recommend it as soon as it's available because it was quite a fun game. This is not our copy either. That's Amanda's and thankfully we were able to use it and do do it on the show.
And I I did discover something about Dino Racer by the way because it's not out yet, right? It hasn't released yet.
I mean I they it is coming soonish. Yes, that was a pre-release thing at Gen Con as usual,
right? Same thing with trailers. There is apparently a uh a mod for it on tabletop simulator to demo the game. So um
which I imagine probably goes away upon release, but I I was I just noticed that the other day in my uh on my Steam workshops. I was like, "Hey, that's the game we just edited."
So um so you can go and demo it if it's not out yet. So
it was like number one or two last week on that's why we pushed it out. uh was number one or number two on uh the front page hotness of BG. And so I'm like, well, might as well play it so people can see. I mean, there was uh somebody else has done a video, too.
Dinosaurs are hot.
Everyone loves dinosaurs. So, there is a bit louder. I'm louder than everybody. That's funny because I remember, wasn't this I wasn't loud enough like last week.
Who knows?
It's so It's so messy. I try not I mean do you save the settings when you leave or do you not save?
So so here's the thing is um the my volume my settings in V-Mix never change. Um but uh I but last last week there was issues people I wasn't I wasn't loud enough so I sent the my audio going out to V-Mix. I control that with my mixer. So um so I increased that but apparently overorrected it. Um, so yeah, because yeah, because Windows is Windows, um, I usually just let V-Mix always stay the same and then just change on my things, but for whatever reason, when I come in now
uh to do the paint streams, the uh the music's really loud, so I'm like, you know, and I'm just winging it, you know, I listen to it once we get started and see how it goes. Hey, Scott.
Hi, Scott.
Hey, Scott.
So, yeah, this is a new game, too. This is from Mindware.
Trill Temple came out at Gen Con. was released at Gen Con. So, it's not should be in you should be able to buy it soon if not now.
It's got like the most
It is amazing cover
and they use LAR probably to make it here, I think.
Light cover lighter lighter lighter lighter.
Just just get on to get just go look at Aztec or Egyptian or uh Peruvian
uh National Geographic and you'll hear about LAR over and over again. till your ears bleed.
Was we listen we heard it so much that we ended up stop watching.
I stopped learning because it was so annoying.
They had Roman, there was Italian, uh there was in the c in Central America.
The big one was the Central American one cuz they were cutting through the jungle which is great.
It was really good gosh. They were talking about like please be quiet now.
Yep. Enough about enough about light art.
Can punch you.
I'd rather just say Jinxo. Jinxo. Jinx better. Jinx is just so much better. [clears throat]
Okay. Well, how do we play this one, Mike?
Sure. So, we're going to be we're exploring in the uh the We're going to temples in Honduras. Honduras this time.
Are we using LAR?
We're using Definitely using LAR.
Lar.
So, there's going to be a deck. We're each going to have five cards and I'm going to show some example cards here. So, there's three different characters. There's I think the explorer. There's the uh it looks like the backpacker. And this this is definitely the marine who's uh who can kick our asses. That's for sure.
So this is Pandora also. Honduras Pandora.
Yeah. Each card is one through six. So that's going to be how many how many spaces that person moves. So we're all going to be moving the characters uh together. Think of it as it's not qu. We're just going to be moving them together.
Light art. Light art.
So if I played the one gray. So, I would move
Yep. I would move the um I would move one space. So, I would take the little gray guy and I move him here one space and and he goes here. I'll show
Oh, between the
between the guys. That's why we want a little space. We'll make a lot of space. And then you take the tile in front of you. So, here I'll show you this tile. This tile has a purple artifact on it. Okay. That's the purple artifact. So, there are six different colors corresponding to the six different colors of artifacts. You got to move the the stuff so they can see where you pointed.
Okay, I'm sorry. Here we go. Yeah. So, there's six different colors of artifacts in the game because there's six different lighters as well. When you
lighter, lighter, lighter.
When you take a artifact, you take it and put it in front of you and that'll be scoring. That could score for you at the end of the game.
Okay.
And then on a sec turn, let's say Nikki play the four guy. You always skip. You skip over a person. Yep. So this would be one, two, three.
So it's deep C. And
yeah. So in this one, if you take
that's my one, not this.
It's always
I guess people don't count.
People don't count. You move four. You move four spaces.
I got it.
Right. So if you were here, you can move one, two, three, four. All right.
You take the one in front of you.
So when it says when you have a liar, when you have one of the
Johnson,
when you have one of the drones with three, you can move any one of your choice of the of the colors up here. You move it forward that many spaces. And you have to move it that many spaces. You can't move it less.
Okay.
Okay. And then this gets thrown to a discard pile. We're going to need we may need the discard pile. So I'll keep those
for the lighter lighter lighter lighter.
And then let me show you a couple other tiles we have here. So this tile says at the end of the game if the buff marine guy is in first place, you'll get 10 points.
Cool.
But if he's in second or third place, you'll get zero points.
Cool. And I'll show you a similar one for the uh the researcher. She's six and three. So there's a couple of each of these out.
This is a new Can you game uh Trail to the Trail Up to the Temple?
Trail to the Temple.
What was your question?
Do I have to pick up this in order to potentially gain it?
Yes, you always take the tile in front of you.
All right.
Okay. And then last, where are one? Oh, here we go. Take lighter.
There are crates. These are each worth 1.3. They're crates. So that's two points.
This would be two points for you no matter what. Kill it. Okay.
I'm looking up the game here.
Perfect.
Then so let's say this is how it looked at the end of your turn, Nikki. Then you always take everything that's behind you and you're going to get you basically you going to remove it. Okay.
This out.
It's out. It's going to go to the discard pile. If it if it's a crate or a person or a uh it's a crate, a person or a lighter, you put you throw them away.
Lighter, lighter.
But if it's an artifact, you'll move that color light. You'll move that color lighter that many spaces. So in this case, if you took this tile gets thrown away, you would move green up three spaces.
Okay. Has three frogs.
And that specific Oh, I see. It has that relic on it theoretically.
Exactly. Here, if you look here, here, there were little relics that are under here. See?
Sure. Sure.
Oh, they match.
They match.
Do we put those guys back in?
Yeah, we're going to put it back in. Okay. Uh, so play continues until one of two things happens. Either one of the drones reaches the temple. So, pass step one, you got you go to the temple. It's up here. Yep. Or one of the explorers reaches the temple. So, we're going to go around and around. And it's going to come all the way over here. There's 75. There are 75 steps here.
75 steps. Following the path here.
I tried to make it. I tried to make it clear.
I mean, I see it. It's like here, then here, then here, then here, then here, then here.
Okay.
So, let's talk. You can write these back while we're waiting. So, at the end of the game, you're going to get points equal to a couple things. First, we talk about the crates. Crates are worth points. Um, you're going to get two times the points on your artifacts for the two colors in first. You'll get one times the points of your artifacts in third and fourth. And you get zero points for your artifacts in fifth and sixth. So these are worth. So let's say I had this temp. Let's say I had this artifact card. This is three of them. So at the end of the game, this is worth six points because it's in the times two.
I see.
Oh, I see. So these are not player colors.
How does that um What's your question?
How do you said it's it's in the times two?
Yeah. So, the top the the furthest two to the to the temple worth two.
The next two are worth one. The last two are worth zero.
Okay.
Times the number of times the number of the icons that you have icons you have. If there's a tie, let's say there's a third, I have to go look it up. There's there's a tiebreaker.
We'll go and look it up. Time to look it up. Okay. Let's see what the tie break is.
Scott, it's a new game. It's probably a a game with lidar that's new, too. Not just drones, but LAR. Hey, LAR. Liar. Lidar. You got to watch that show. You're going to go insane. They keep going to that room, too. It's like, okay, man.
It's like they didn't film enough footage.
Exactly. So, they just kept talking.
So, they're just recycling over.
Looks like it's friendly ties in this. Friendly ties. So, this would be first place, second place, this would be third, and this would be third place. So in this example, these would be worth two points. These will all be worth one and this would be worth zero.
Oh, okay. So ties pretty friendly ties. Yep. Pretty friendly ties. Yep.
Said light too many three times too many. No joke.
Yeah. Okay.
Who said that?
That's uh down there on the YouTube one.
So two more rules.
Okay.
If you are the person that ends the game, you get five points. So, you move your the explorer to the temple or you move your LAR little drone to the temple. I'm gonna
kill you.
I know how to do that.
I'll stop that. You get five points. And then lastly, there are five different locations. See these locations here?
We put them out at random. Four of them are good, one of them is bad. So,
um when we flip it over, we'll read it and say and do what it says. But the snake one basically snake is the bad one. You're going to discard one of your artifacts. The rest of them are fly.
What are the cards for?
The cards for that's how you make you're each turn you're going to start with a hand of five cards. You're going to play one card and then uh draw back.
So I'm not always going to be one of those. No,
I totally missed that when you were explaining it.
Okay.
Okay. Now now I'm annoyed. Okay. Um I'll stop saying light. So the uh these you're going to collect these to try to get you know your to bump up a specific one in the race.
Exactly. Exactly.
It's another race game. Nikki P.
This is an absolute race game. Yep.
Okay.
Okay.
We got three race games today. Maybe.
So let's put those back and then we can deal out five cards each player. And uh Nikki, if you want to start,
you can.
All right. Let me just
do a quick shuffle.
Quick. [sighs] Let me see if there's any questions on the chat. Um Jane James is more a radar person, but today we're only playing LAR.
Shush.
What?
Shush your mouth.
I know. I'll I'll shush right now. It's hilarious. Everybody gets five. Everyone gets five. Yeah.
I saw I'm like, "Oh, they had to have seen that thing." He was Kit goes away for like two weeks to develop games and he could have maybe to have a break watched some uh National Geographic.
He probably did. He probably did.
He's like, "Oh my gosh, here we go.
There's not a lot of uh
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Okay, this is not a
Wow, who shuffled this thing?"
I agree. I agree.
I totally
And they supposedly were shuffled before I shuffled them. I mean, Mike has played the game, so I imagine. Hey, Christian. Cool.
Hey, Michael. Is this game worth it? Well, watch us play and see if it's worth it.
Chris wants to cut to the chase every time. [sighs and gasps]
Okay. I
I have a soapbox moment. Not to call out who asked that question, but I'm just like the question, is it worth it? is like the most obnoxious question to me because it's like it doesn't say what you're actually asking,
right?
Okay.
Cuz like worth it is like is it worth is it worth the money? Is it worth the time? As it's kind of like it's all subjective. So it's like if rather than like have me guess what the what you're looking for, then ask your question differently. That's all I'm saying.
Okay. We we're going to start with [clears throat] Nick.
Nikki. Okay.
I don't know. You're just moving and I got plot my moving moving and moving and ju moving and juicing. Right.
And then you land in the one in front.
You take the one in front. Yep.
So that plan was already wrong. Okay.
Well,
I will move two.
Okay. So
one, two. Here I take this tile for the end of the game.
Yep. And then uh
you want me to put it here?
Perfect. And then draw a card. Doesn't that person move? Lady move. Oh yeah, you did it. I'm sorry. I'm a derpy. Okay. Um,
it's okay, Lincoln.
Okay. Yeah. Five cards, Lincoln.
So, now is this one?
That's a
two.
Uh, yeah. So, one space. Two space. Yes. You're always going to jump over other explorers.
You know what? I'm counting tiles. If I just count the spaces, it would make sense. Yeah.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Okay.
Wow. It's terrible. I have a terrible hand, too.
Well, then play. [clears throat]
Hold on. I'm trying to figure it out.
There's no mulligan in this game. Sorry.
No, no, that's fine. I'm just trying to like gain things that would be helpful. And I get to pick what I would
This is definitely a race game. So,
I'll play uh this one. I'm going to do the guy that looks like the prospector. Hey, here I go. I'm on my way. Look at my boots. I got my galashes on. One, two, three, four.
Yep. Okay. So, now
I'm going to take the drone. I'm going to take the drone.
Right. And now,
which does give me no points at the end of the game,
right? So, uh, now move one of the drones three spaces,
right? Uh,
oh,
what do I think I'll get? Nothing, right?
I don't know. This seems kind of hard to know.
Well, you passed by four artifacts, right? Or
what was the card, Mike? I got not great cards right off the bat.
Um to all the good things I wanted were like too far ahead. So, I'm not going to look at that yet. I'm going to now move um what's ahead of me. I'll move this one. Three. One. Oh, let's look at my hand. Uh, did I flip it? Did I reverse it?
There we go.
Okay.
Okay.
And then I draw a card.
Here we go. I'm going to move the uh I'm going to move the uh
the GI Joe.
The GI Joe guy. Two spaces.
One.
Yep.
Then he hops to here.
Yep. And I take the blue. There we go.
The blue, which is what I was hoping to get.
Do you need a card right now?
I do need a card. So now at the end of the turn, because there's tiles behind. Yes. So there's a purple tile and there's a green tile. So, we're going to move purple up by one and green up by three.
Ah,
and then let me have those
one. And then green goes one, two, three.
And then
and then we get rid of them.
Yep. Thank you.
Okay,
there we go.
It's coming together.
Yep.
Now it's my turn. Yes.
Come together. Coming together.
Coming.
Yes, it is.
One. Two. I don't want that.
What do you have? Oh, you have the uh G.
Hey, why are you looking at my card?
I'm looking I'm looking at your tile. I'm not looking at your cards.
I don't read your cards. I don't care about your cards.
Uh, that's okay. Yuck.
Did Nikki say yuck?
Oh, I'll do this lady again. She goes to here and I take that
and then orange moves too
right now.
Orange. Yeah.
Okay.
Orange. There you go. Okay.
Keep the game moving.
Did you draw back up to five?
I did. I'm trying to
I didn't see
get something good. So, uh, Prospector, here you go. Here I go. I'm going to get his triple blue here.
Triple blue and draw a card.
And then uh
Wow. I'm not getting
And then I want to be uh clear that you have to actually um you have to land you have to take the site. Meaning like
you move ahead. I didn't get it because
you didn't get it. But I'm just saying like let's say Yeah. The only way to turn these over is
Nobody can do that till somebody clears it.
Exactly. Exactly. So
which probably won't happen.
Doesn't always happen. Yeah. I'm going to move. It won't happen.
Well, it could.
One,
two, three. Got blue.
Another blue. But that means
you're in the blue game.
I'm in the blue game. And then these go away.
Hey, Mike. I'm in the blue game, too.
Okay, Nikki P.
And then I need a I need a card.
Nikki is the only one that really has been Well, no, Mike was a publisher. Mike has done his own games. Nikki has worked on Mike's games.
I have.
I have.
That's in a different That was a previous life. the previous life. It was a long time ago.
I have written some games up.
Thank you.
And gone no further with it. So, I guess you would say yes. I've considered making a board game.
It's always better to play games than make them games is a lot of work.
Well, they're still in my head. I would still love to do them, but
Okay. What do I got?
I don't know what you got. Magnes and seven one. This one,
two, three, four.
I can't put all my eggs in the same basket, though.
The blue
uh the these little these tiger things cat.
And look, look, the yellow one has
It hasn't even moved.
Yeah. It hasn't spun up its little
Because of because of the way the cards work, I imagine many many things move that we have no control of. Mhm.
And that you hope that you get something on it.
Uh let's do this guy for four.
One, two, three. You get some orange guy.
He's not really the prospector.
He does look like a prospector.
He does, but he's not a prospector.
I know. He also could be like a boy scout. Like one of those troop masters. Boo.
You don't That is correct, Christopher. You don't you don't count. You all like these on spaces. This will be one space, two space,
red space, blue face, space. Okay.
Yeah, that is correct. That is correct. You do skip spaces. Hey, one, two, three.
You're going to get
Hey, I'm going to I'm going to try to see what we get here with this red
this thing.
Yeah. One, two, three, four, five.
Okay. So, take the tile, then flip it over.
Hey, it's got the monkey face. It's not the snake, right?
Take that. Take that over and read it to all of us.
Oh, here we go. Shrine.
Starting with the player who revealed the location tile and progressing clockwise, each player progresses one of the drone markers on the lidar by one space. Sorry, I said LAR for uh who was that was frustrated with me? Uh,
yes.
SWG. Okay.
I'll say schwellag all the time now.
Uh, anyway. So, there we go. I will move at one and then Mike will move at one and then Nick will move at one. Um,
what are we moving? Any of them.
I'm going to do red since I'm in the red game.
I'm in the blue game. So, I'm going to continue with the blue game.
Oh, card.
Do I need to get the yellow going or the or push the orange?
Yellow. The yellow hasn't started yet. Let's get yellow out the gate. It's still zero, so I don't know.
It might be able to get there.
That was fun.
I'm going to move the GI Joe guy four.
The GI Joe and GI Joe got stuck.
Two, three, four. Hey, look. Another blue. I didn't plan that. I did not plan that. May I have a card, please? Thank you.
Me.
Yes, you. Yes, you.
Where's that guy? Where's Okay. One, two, three. No,
I would like to get one of the people to get some points for
one, two, three. Gosh, I'm landing on all the sadness. Okay, so move. Uh, no.
No, that's not you.
Wrong guy. This dude,
one, two, three.
Three. There you go.
That's not bad. Nikki P.
Get it. It's a little uh this is what is it? Verixed. And uh
don't worry. this uh this temple. We're going to cut all this stuff up soon.
I know.
Maybe not. Maybe maybe the explorer is just going to explore back.
I'm just dreaming. I'm going to get a one before the lady. It's a little walkie talkie.
I don't think it's going to happen. He has a knife. He has a walkie-talkie. But
do something with it. Okay. I'm going to move two.
Okay.
She's moving. Two.
Yep. I'm going to take
some frogs.
Yeah.
So, this goes away and this goes away.
All right.
And uh this goes away. So, we don't even ever know what that means.
Not till next game. Okay,
that's cool.
That's cool.
Okay. Uh, all you've given me are is GI Joe. So, I'll take this orange tile.
Okay. Go ahead.
Oh, I didn't draw card. Yep.
Boy, I would like some other numbers.
Oh my.
Yes. I love Batro. I have 100% of Bellatro.
What is Batro?
Batro? I don't. You know the rogike that you played poker. You ever played You never heard about Bolatro?
No.
It was like game of the year last year.
No.
I'll show it to you.
Oh, I love Bolatro.
Yeah. Yes. Also, the tiles, same amount of It's It's 75 tiles out. You put your You put all 75 out and then every 12 tiles you put one of these little special ones out.
So, the tiles are they move the drones. They then you collect into the the categories.
One.
Yep.
Three. Purple. That's right. I
think he's on purple again.
Purple.
I'm on break.
Yes, Bellatro is amazing. It is a great game.
What do the tiles do? So, the tiles you're going to I'll I'll repeat again. So, we're going to have you have like these. These are artifacts. They're going to give us points.
These are going to move the LAR drones. These will give you points equal to the first if they're in the first place or second place at the end of the game. And then these crates, they're going to be worth points equal to the number of crates. So this will be worth two points for you. And then you're going to get points equal to 2, one, or zero times each of your artifacts depending where the drones are at on the board at the end of the game. That's it. I uh board game news. Yes, I just watched someone play fee the scorchpot today. It does look like Batro meets Katon. I did see it today. It looks interesting. Is it my turn?
No, it's me.
Okay, I'll keep losing the scene.
You are just on it. Moving stuff when I was plotting and now which is fine. I I have no problem with you explaining it, but I
Tabletop Simulator is very good. It is a very good tool for testing and prototyping.
I'm just trying to figure out what game to get in here on.
Well, right now blue and green are doing well.
One, two, three, four, five. I am going to go five. Okay.
One, two, three, four, five.
Here you go. So, this goes away. This goes away.
Two for yellow. Nikki's happy.
Three for purple.
Nikki's happy.
Three for yellow. Look at that.
We're yellow. We're yellow.
Yellow. Yeah. See?
Oops.
You have to look at what? One. One. Two. That's good. I'll move two. Right. So, one, two. I'll take this. I'll take the little yellow. Are these like the uh the yellow? No, they're not. What are these guys? Yellow cats. Puma yellow.
Puma, I think is what are the other What are the uh
jaguar? Jaguars.
That Yeah,
that's a purple. No, that would be the purple jaguars. Purple jaguars.
Are they jag the purples or jaguars?
No.
No.
No.
Did you watch Legends of the Hidden Temple?
No.
Okay.
Oh, wrong wrong. No, her. She's moving three,
right?
One, two, three. Three blue. Nikki's in the blue game now.
There you go. Okay. So, this goes away. Uh, this goes away.
And a red. One red.
Okay.
Uh, we're like halfway to the temple.
I know. We're getting there.
Come on. Yes. Dolly Parton is very sad.
Yep. department like Billy Martin. Okay. Um,
what the heck?
All these right here. Look at all those points for us.
So many crates.
I know.
What are the crates again?
Points. Just straight up points.
Straight up points. Okay.
Considering how poorly I'm doing here, I think. Okay. So, I'm going to go three. One, two, three. Here we go. Draw a card. Come on. Something good. Nope. Where's red? Red's not doing so hot. I'll do I'll do two. All I have is GI Jo. One, two,
red.
And then that's going to be two for red. And then this
three for nobody.
Three for
Hey, we're hanging out together. What are you doing here at the back of the Well, I'm over here prospecting with my my rubber zone.
It is a It's a temple. It's a temple. [cough] [clears throat] Edwin Brood. It's a It's a temple.
We have played so many games. Rare Blue Skittle.
We are actually on 670 episodes. That's just standard real episodes.
Yeah, there's a lot of a lot of games. We played a lot of games.
Five. One, two, three, four, five.
Yep.
Right.
Pick a Pick a drone, Nik.
Then I just pick a drone and you want move it through. Here comes purple.
There you go.
And then uh keep it. It doesn't count for anything, but just keep it.
Uh GI Joe one.
Joe,
two three four five.
Okay. Go away.
I wanted to know what was in there, man.
Next game. Next game.
I didn't get a card last round. May I have a card, please?
Bottom of a pit, top of a pyramid. Makes sense.
Oh, that was good.
Hey, I got a card that I actually like.
Two. Three. Oh, no. I don't like it. I don't like it. Let's Let's move. GI Joe. All I have is GI Joe six, please. Lincoln, you have to help me now.
The real American hero. One, two, three, four.
These are negative points. There are not negative points. Hey, you get the lady.
I get the lady. Um, this is not definitely she's not going to be so hot. Okay.
You never know.
We have a card.
You never know.
She's pulling up the rear right now.
If you look at my hand,
no negative points, Christopher.
One. Boom.
Nice.
And I get that. Good. Orange.
I'm giving it to you.
I'm the eagles. Are the eagles? Eagles.
No. Yes. Knowing is half the battle. Okay. Uh, one.
Okay. Let me have the crates.
Crates. Thanks.
Crates are great. A real American hero.
One, two, three, four, five. Oh, one, two, three. Should we try that? Four. I'll move her up. Four.
Oh my. Let's see what we get.
You got points, though.
Points is points.
A, it's a snake. Starting with the player who revealed the location and proceeding clockwise, each player must discard one of the displayed artifact tokens in the box. Players who have any artifacts are spared.
What
are these counted as artifacts?
That's not artifacts. No, I know that. No,
that was what I took when I I got that.
Is that an artifact? That's a LAR drone.
Quit it with the LAR stuff.
Okay, I'm getting rid of a blue.
Dang. I don't want to get rid of any of these.
I know. I'm in bad shape.
Snakes are bad. All right, I'll get rid of this.
Well, I'll get rid of this. Sucks. It's the only one I one of the only ones I've got.
So, then we move two blues,
three greens, and three oranges.
This orange, right?
Yep. That one.
What?
Now I have those tiles.
Jeez. And then I'll take a card.
This might have been here, by the way, which sucks.
I don't really know.
I think it's here.
Everything behind the person behind gets eaten up by the drones.
Okay, drones. Yes.
Why do it have to be snakes?
Watch out for snakes. Yes, snakes.
Yes.
It's my turn. I'm sorry.
The big tiles, um, four of them are good and one of them is not so good. That's the only bad one. That's the only bad sign.
Yeah. Look at him. He has he has a feather in his cap. He has his binoculars.
He's not really a prospector.
I know, but he does look like one. He has a map. And then I think he had this hat back here. Trying to see. He has his walking stick. Try to see what else he has.
Well, I'm gonna try it.
Okay.
He's moving up to the red pots.
Pretty good.
Okie dokie.
Jojo is in the lead.
The real American hero. I don't know what I want here if I'm going to let somebody jump ahead. Um, I really don't want to collect that stuff. I want to collect things that give me points,
right?
Points is points.
Are you allowed to look at your stack?
Yes. Uh, I'm going for the same thing Nikki's doing here. Um,
yeah. I have to check. I think this you can look at your stack. I don't think you're supposed to look at anyone else's, but you can play face like you can play family friendly if you wanted to and play face up.
Okay.
Yeah, but I think the game is you put them all in stack. Maybe face down.
GI Joe was there.
Okay. I'm just I want any kind of things that give me points. I'm sorry. One, two, three.
I think points are better than not no points.
I mean, I'm That's what the game I'm playing is the no the no points game. Oh, that's not good. Uh, here we go.
I have all
She's in the lead. Six.
Two, three, four, five, six.
Double yellow.
Double yellow. Double yellow.
Yellow.
Thank you. GI Joe was there.
Jeez.
I'll be an American hero.
One stupid.
Wait, this was a bad mix because look at the end. It's a bunch of drone movements.
Bunch of drone movements. Y
which we'll probably just jump over. Maybe [sighs]
here. Let's Let's look at what that other tile is. Gi Joe's moving three.
One, two, three. Here you go.
Go, Nikki P.
Here you go.
You getting both.
There you go. What do we have? What do we have?
I don't know what's going to happen. It's a base camp.
Okay.
Starting with a player who revealed the location tile and progressing clockwise. Each player may discard any number of cards from their hand into the discard pile and then replenish their hand to five cards from the deck.
Interesting.
Joe was there. [clears throat]
And then if we need to
I'm happy with what I got. So I'm just drawing for my the end of my turn. Is that cool?
Yep.
Anybody else want to do it?
Yes. Maybe
that.
Yes, I will.
That one's going I'm going to do two. Here you go. Two, please.
Well, that's one.
Thank you.
That one's going. I'm doing two.
Two.
Thank you,
Lincoln. Okay.
And then if we ever need to reshuffle, we just reshuffle. Thank you.
Okay. And now it's my turn. Correct.
It is.
Yeah.
Um, be an American hero. Uh,
it's all drone.
All drones.
All drone all the time.
All the time.
All day. I've just tuned you out. As soon as I hear
I'm done. Okay.
Uh, I'll go one as well. One.
These are both used.
Yes, they are. May I have a card, please?
Yeah.
There you go. Is there Is there more big tiles in the box? No, there are only five in the game.
Five big tiles, 75 small tiles.
One, two, three.
Okay.
So, that's orange is two. And then your choice. Yeah. And that's it. Yeah.
Okay. And then my choice is going to be
one, two. Okay.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Okay, cool. So, that's a green. Looks like
green moves one
and then red moves five.
Five. One, two, three, four, five.
Oh, look. The little binoculars are also
Yeah,
there's six binoculars on this. So, okay.
No, I just threw them in. Yeah. Yeah. Now they all crowded up.
Binoculars.
One, two, three, four. I'm going to move four. Double rainbow.
Two, three, four. And um let me move. O I've got I think I have like no points. I'm going move blue too. Blue two. I saw my blues. I need a card.
No, I did not. I'm done.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll Yeah.
All right.
GI Joe was there.
So, five points if you get the guy the gives you if you end the game gives you five points if you're the one that that ends the game. Um,
right now if they all stay like this,
we all score something.
Yes. Yes. Two. They all two and one. That'd be correct.
I I was just trying to see if I could get to those, but I can't.
He's blocking you.
He blocks you. Yep.
Oh, that's sucks.
And she blocks for this.
Yep. You want to try to get any points you can get as this is I mean I could see why you want to stampede ahead but I don't think it really helps.
I can't do that.
And then you don't need to have exact number. If you if you reach the temple with a number with more numbers than you need, you're fine.
Uh okay. Gray guy goes
check my countings.
One, two, three, four, five.
Yeah,
there you go. And then we move purple up by two. Oh
yeah, purple messed us up there. Okay.
Oh, that I think that did.
Um,
are you going to end it, Lincoln?
Yeah, because I mean there's three. He's just going to go to the end.
Him.
Yeah.
Okay, perfect.
That that gains me nothing but five points.
How do I How do I track that?
Well, we just remember.
Okay.
He dances on top of
He dances on our grave. That ends. Let me go get the uh score. Okay. Okay. So, so I just move these out. So, these will be worth two. These are going to be worth one. And these are going to be worth zero.
I know. Which I think I'm in. I'm in those games.
Okay. So, now sadness.
So, green and orange. Nothing.
Big fat zero.
And I got a lot of them. So,
I do too.
Well, not a lot, but I have enough. That's going to be a pain in the buttocks.
Zero.
And he gets nothing because he didn't end the game. Okay.
Okay. Here we go. So, let's look at this. Okay. So, let's see. Did anyone have Do you have these? Let's do the guys first. So, GI Joe, he was in last place. So, Nick, nothing for that one. Sorry, Nikki.
My guy was in second place. I got four points. Lincoln, did you have any of these?
I do. I get eight points.
You get eight points. Eight points for that one. Okay, perfect. Actually, it's this one here. Sorry, I didn't. I should go here.
Oh, I see. Remember, they're erasable.
Oh, I see.
I told you.
I don't remember. I never remember that. Sorry. Okay. GI Joe was there.
Now you're just wasting ink.
Lighter.
Okay. Next.
Purple. Let's do purple first.
Purple.
I got this purple. Worth two points each.
So I have six.
You have six. Lincoln has six.
Nikki has
10 points. 10 points.
That's 10 points. And Mike has zero. Those.
Okay. Uh, next we'll do red. Red
got zero.
I have two for that.
I think he's got three. Three. Okay.
Well, what is it? Yeah, cuz these are how much?
Those are one point. Yeah,
two points. One point. Zero points.
Okay.
Okay. Next is yellow. They're all one. So, I have four points.
I have none.
Okay.
Five points.
I hear lots of points, but Nikki, this sounds This sounds good for Nikki. Blue next. Blue is worth ones. I have three points.
I have five. Five for Lincoln.
Three.
Okay. Next is
crates. I have three crates.
So, let's throw these out. So, then I have four crates. Lincoln, how many crates you have?
Three.
Three. Nikki, do you have any crates?
Zero crates.
Okay. And then you've got two. Oh, no, that's not true. And then you have five points for Envy of the Gate.
Yeah.
Okay. So, three, five. That's eight, 11, 21. Okay. 8 13 19 22 27 4 6 10 17 You crushed me.
Gastrointestinal Joe.
Look at that. Look at that.
It's because that Well, Nikki even got you two there by four. But it's because you don't know the end.
Uh Lincoln got 27. Nikki got 21. I got 17. So, let's do it again.
Okay.
It's going to take a while. Yep. People get to witness how long it takes to set it up.
So, we shuffle these, right?
Yeah. You're going to shuffle them all up.
I know how to shuffle the tiles.
Yeah.
And then we're going to put these every 12. Every 12.
Did I just do that?
Sorry.
That's okay. The real American hero got your intentional joke.
Start at your area and then
start over here. You say
because you have all you have the time to start off with.
Yeah. I'm just mixing them up a little bit.
Oh, just start on this side of the board this time.
Yeah. Make it a little different.
Okay. So then these guys go
Okay. What' you guys think? So the game is 20 minutes. It's for uh what's what's it say? ages ages eight to eight and up. It's supposed to be a fast quick game. This is and it's going to be there's a little luck in there. There's a decent amount of luck in it.
You're kidding. It's the cards.
It's very similar to bites. That is correct, Christopher. It's very similar to bikes.
So this
that should be the 12th one.
And then one of these on top.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12. It's this one.
Okay. I see.
And then do 12 more.
Yep. Is very similar to bytes. Absolutely. bites which is dit the dits family which was
step by step I think was the original version that step be step as I called it
the old one there
bites definitely has a lot more um uh cars and expansions and variability in it
yeah I have the original but
this is step by step family friendly
so cania influenced by others. He's usually I mean he he created this game you know he developed um deck building games so with um your favorite um uh
mean quest El Dorado.
Yes.
I love that. I was thinking about bringing that today too but um you want to go back down your
Sure. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11. Got to have room here.
Have room to come out. Yep.
To get back out of this.
There you go.
Oh, okay. Let me just do a little bit more shuffling.
Aldi. Yeah, Aldi. Uh, Bites is a um, it's a couple different versions, but um, the current version is an all play.
Step by step by is the game from the dits Wolf Gang and I can't remember her name.
Yeah, it's my all play right now.
Yeah, it was uh, one of the I'm pretty sure you had it. It was one of the easy play games. One, two, three,
four.
Well, I was five. I know it's
turning them all the same direction.
Seven.
Uh, I like bites. Aldi.
N 10 11 12 13 14 No, I'm sorry. Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Still got a giant pile.
I know. Nine.
There's so many tiles.
You said 75, right?
Yeah, there's 75. 10. There's a lot of tiles.
11.
Okay. 12. There we go. I knocked one off. and one, two, three,
big points. You know that one. Yes. I like big points.
See, Christopher, it is worth it. See, you already added it. He added it a while ago.
Is this a little tootin tom it?
That's what I was thinking. A little tiny bit, too.
A little bit. Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, kinesia. That's what I thought. At least it just remakes his games.
I thought it was going to be Toot and Common, but but it is not.
There's some difference. Definitely. I like Toten Common.
Six.
Seven. 8 9 10 11 12.
Then the last be 15.
Oh, look at this. Uh
oh. Uh
oh. A
lot of drones there at the end. What are those drones doing? What are
They're lightering.
Oh, okay.
Dude, shoot the light.
Do you Yes, it's every 12.
Yes, it's every 12.
Okay. Reiner has a lot of games. One game I wish that would somehow come uh people would enjoy appreciate is uh Africa. I love Africa.
Africa.
Africa.
Africa. I know. Um
Mark Johnson and Dave love Africa. Yeah.
You know how much I love Africa? I have two copies.
Did you you know,
do you know what LAR stands for?
Like the rain down in Africa.
It's a capital L, lowercase I, capital D, capital A, capital R. I know that I I What did they How's the lyrics go? We're not in Africa though.
I know what it stands for. I don't know what LAR stands for. Light
Oh, I'm sure that documentary told us.
I know. They probably did.
Light dodes and radar. I don't know.
It has absolutely it has something to course to do with like
Excuse me. Sorry.
But yeah, that was uh got to watch that National Geographic.
Let's see if it says in book. I bet it does.
Let's check. We're waiting.
I mean, Scott looked up LAR because he was talking about the Whimo. [sighs]
Does not. It just says just It just says the name. I'm not going to repeat it again.
Well, somebody's got to look it up. Yep.
Light detection and ranging uses lasers.
Light detection.
Lasers.
There is last card discard pile. Yeah, you just throw. Yeah. So, um you you always have five cards. You always play one, draw one, and if the deck runs out, you just reshuffle. Um you might usually reshuffle in a four player game, but it's no big deal.
I like this jungle layout, Lincoln. They're very good.
It's dense. We're in a dense jungle.
Dense jungle.
Got to do lots of securities paths.
Who's going first?
Freaking lasers.
Boy, we just joking.
Who's going first? Rock, paper, scissors.
See through fog. Nothing beats rock.
Oh, not me. I got got eaten twice.
Okay, Nikki, start this.
You just bumped. You bumped that. I think that I think that goes here. Cutie,
check. 1, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.
Here we go.
That only worked because we both did scissors on your
Whatever.
Hey,
58 months. That's almost 60. It'll get there soon. Thank you so much for the support, Dance and Desi. We really appreciate it.
All the Yes, I was telling I was telling Nan. Yes, they uh these Whimo uses lighter,
lighter, lighter,
lighter, lighter, lighter.
15 months. [singing]
Okay, I would like to move GI Joe four spaces. That should give me the red pots.
I like it.
Thank you.
Pots is pots. We got to get We got to make up names for these guys for sure.
Well, GI Joe is good.
No, baby. Like like like first names.
Well, nobody's going to get this nice four that Mike had in the last game. Oh, there's another one over there.
I know.
I don't have It's a good game. It's a different game when both of them can do that. Yeah, there's Yeah, some tiles aren't taken because they get passed by. That's just how it is.
She's a zero in second place on this one.
Yeah, it's kind of tough.
Okay, I'm going to try that. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
Um,
real American. I'm sorry. Um, I guess I'll take an orange, right?
Joey and Joseph. That's a good one, too.
Him for two, please.
I'm on my way. Wee. Here goes an orange one for you, fella.
Thank you. Thank you.
Whipnapper.
Whipnapper.
Joe. Joey and Joseph. I like it. I like it.
Or Tony. Tony. Tony.
That's [snorts] good, too.
Do you remember that band?
Yes, I do remember.
With the different spellings of
Yes.
Tony Tony Tony Tony. Right. One was an H exclamation point. One had a one had a uh
accent
accent. The other one had
one was spelled with I and one spelled with an E.
Yeah. Yeah.
And there might have been somebody with a Y. I don't know.
Is there same amount of cards number of players? Yes. It's always five cards per player.
All right.
Three.
Three.
One, two, three. There you go. You're on your way.
That's the guy. That's the guy running the race in.
Yes. That's that's Yes. That's That's Tony. Tony Tony. Yes. Yeah. Don't you need that accent there? Tone E. Tone Lo. Okay. Um,
isn't that That's different.
Is that wild thing?
Mhm.
Mhm. Yep.
And he really said the thing part one, two, four, five with thing with an a.
Okay, so here we go. I get this.
What we got, Lincoln?
Oh, a new one.
New one. Yep.
Glowing skeletal cave. Shuffle all the tokens which have been discarded into the box.
Not
um draw five of these tokens and add them in random order as the next five. Ah, too bad.
Okay, hold on. Let me
That would be interesting.
Here we go. Um if you can't make sure the order don't do it
cuz Lincoln wants to break the game.
No, I mean it did.
Here we go. Take the to Here we count the token. Take the token.
Tony,
conclude your turn. All right, let me look. Take the token. After you've dealt with their token,
Tony,
I think this was one of the things on BG that no one knows how to figure this out. So, it says after you've dealt with your token, check if their token on the pass was now lied. You basically take them all up and then after that, then it says if you take a token lies on top of location tile, immediately reveal the location tile.
We did that, but this
So, it sounds like that you have to do this first and then that's done second. So, yeah, it's kind of wasted. Sorry. because there is no there's no discarded. So there you go. It's not painful, but it's not good either.
Then we have some cards to get rid of. That goes away.
Yep.
Green goes one.
One.
Dude goes away. Purple goes one. Blue goes one.
No. Yep. Yep.
Correct.
And do I have five cards? I do.
Your turn.
I know. Hey.
One, two, three.
Sad face.
Three. Angela, how you doing?
Hello lovely people.
It's Angela. She came to LA. She lives in Australia. They were in LA and she got sick when she was here.
That was
so I I wrote her. I'm like, "You're in LA.
So much fun." I'm sure
don't get sick.
It was a bummer.
Traveling. [clears throat]
Okay, let's see. Where are you? I mean, I I think I wrote her through Instagram or something like that, which is not too helpful.
Two for the explorer.
I'm on my way. One, two, here I go. I get a tile for me. Let's see HOW I DO.
And then we have three here. Okay, we have three to move that one. Okay, three green.
Three froggy.
Three froggy. Okay,
he needs to be pointing the right way. Like Frogger. He looks like Frogger kind of.
Yeah, frog. See?
No. No. Frogger.
But look, he does. See the frog? Frogger.
I loved that game and I was terrible at it.
It's hard. It's really hard.
My poor frog was smashed often.
Mhm. [snorts]
Oh, these are all awful. says shopping list for the weekend. It's all drones. All drones all the time. And I've got nothing to on them to collect. So, I will start to try to collect something. So, she's going to move one. Uh drones are going to be worth points. So, the the top two drones are going to be worth two points per artifact. The next two are worth one point and the last two worth zero points.
Did you get a carded?
I did. Your turn, Mike.
Thank you. I'm just move one. She's going to move one. Look at that.
Hey, that's good. I wish they could have done that.
Three of the Eagles in last place. Thank you. Go ahead.
Go.
I would have still liked to have gotten I would like
get those those boxes aren't going to happen for anybody.
Do you hear a ch when you run?
You have a two. I don't know if they
a two for the uh GI
or a one for him.
Nope.
Okay.
Yep. Here. One for
grandpa again.
Hey, here I go. Hooray.
I'm having so much fun outside.
Oh, I don't want people. [gasps] We're having fun. I don't want to move drones and I don't want to move people. I don't want to get people.
Um, I'm going to get a person. Sucks.
Yeah, I got a better hand.
Thank you.
Four.
Four.
One, two, three, four. Hey, just two points. I I will like them.
I will like them a lot.
Moves one.
A real American hero.
Thank you. slapping it out of my hand.
Thank you. Go ahead.
My robot knee
three
three four GI Joe to his score thing.
Yep.
A one, a two, a three.
The drones have been they're kind of taking a break this game. Last game they were really fast and this game they're kind of hanging out.
Mhm.
One, two, three, four, five.
Mhm.
One, two, three, four, five. This is a bad game.
You need that. You need that card that that when you can get rid of all your cards again.
Yeah, it's real bad here.
Oh my gosh. Lincoln is doing a crazy calling
of the board games. Uh it's you it's a disaster in our studio right now.
We're trying to we need to send games back to the charity sale. [clears throat]
Yes.
Badly. We really do. One, two, three, four. Okay. One, two, drums.
A two. A three.
Three.
Okay.
One, two, three, four. Yep.
Don't love it, but it's points.
Two points.
I know. I'm I'm not I'm not anti- points, but the problem is is everything is drone movement, and I don't want to do drone movement.
Well, we need to move the drones right now.
I'm [clears throat] all for that, but I the you know, you want to get some things that'll score points for it.
You do need points. I agree.
Frilly toothpicks.
I'll move two. I'll move the uh lady too.
One, two. Get some kitties.
Thank you. Go ahead.
Jaguar
card, please. Thank you,
Jaguar. Should a video like Paula guess you are? We are making decisions. We have five cards. Make decisions a real American hero. Who am I? Who am I even in the game on?
This is a light game. This is not the most light game.
Okay, I'm moving six. So, we should end up here.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Yep.
I will move a drone. What's buddy?
What drone?
I don't know what's kind of silly.
Do you have anything yet? Red.
Red. Uh, that was three, right?
Three spaces.
Oh, am I supposed to keep the drone?
No.
Um, no. You're No,
because you can't get rid of it, which I thought I thought it was an artifact I could get rid of, but no.
But no,
here we go.
Hey, these are all gone.
They're meant for the calling. No, it's it's hard. I mean, you can kind of look ahead. You can look behind you, but you do need to pay attention because if you call too many of them, the drones you don't want go up and you actually talking about he's talking about the calling of the games.
That's not I'm just talking about this game. I'm
reading what it says. It's his calling.
I saw I saw Paulo's video and I the problem is I I don't even want to think about it. Like basically I'm like, "Okay, we played this
video too."
Yeah, I played It's like I got this in. That's all I'm going to do. I'm not going to worry about it. Um,
but see, look, they're all happy in the jungle together.
Happy in the jungle. Hey,
thank you.
No, you choose. So here, I'll show you this card. See, if you play that card, you move her six spaces. Is it my turn?
No.
Okay.
Contemplate, Mike. I got all high numbers. Don't like that.
Let them think. Keep talking about you're talking.
I'm just reading what people are under. Three, four, five. This Okay. Should we keep racing this game? We're going to have like zero points this game.
I don't want to do that, Mike. I want smaller numbers.
Number.
I'll do I'll do GI Joe one.
People like to see calling for some reason. One one
GI Joe
one. Yeah,
it's cleaning. That's why people like watching cleaning.
Gone. Oops. You're not supposed to see that.
Thank you.
Not that we we could do whatever, but
Well, whatever. GI Joe's moving three. So, it should give me the three kitty cats.
One, two, three.
Oh, it didn't.
You choose the character. You choose them by the hand. So, two. Yeah. You definitely get some choice.
This is here.
Yeah.
One.
You may not you may not be able to have you may not be able to move it as much as you want. It's not like you can not like you can put number and move any character. You only can move the card
that goes away. Sweet.
That matches.
Um people like to watch people go to the grocery store.
That's weird.
Scott does. But I watch weird. I watch weird stuff.
I watch weird. We all watch weird stuff. One, two, three.
Why would I watch someone go to the grocery store?
Because they got nothing better to do.
No, that doesn't. Okay, so those two cup. One, two, three, four, five.
One, two, three, four, five. I know that's I have like the same thing. This will get me this and exactly the same thing and this will give me the exact same thing.
Two, three.
So, I've taken anything that will give me any kind of points.
These are all bad. Okay. Pass.
Well, she's in front. So, let's move her six.
I'm with you on that. I totally understand why. But,
one, two, three, four, five, six. Let's see what happens. Here we go. Let's see what happens.
Don't be the the snake.
Snake.
Snake.
Snake.
Snake. Mike,
does it have to be artifacts that you
can't be an artifact? It can't be a crate.
But it can't be to do the people either.
No. Good. Once again, barely got
probably will work.
Stuff.
I got rid of one one. I'm going to throw my yellow.
Yeah, me too.
Okay, go your skip the big tiles. No, you do. You have to land on the big You have to basically pick up the big You have to pick up the big tiles. That's one of the things I didn't like about the current rule, like the standard rules. I think anytime you go over them, you should be able to activate them, but that could be a house rule.
You can play the games however you wish.
Mhm. But no, the game says you must land. You must take the
He's moving one.
One.
So, it's the drone.
There you go. Which two?
I don't know. I got to think about it.
You have all You have all the power now.
I'm going to move the blue one. It's getting it's getting kind of hectic. It's getting it's getting
I don't have any blues. Nikki,
what did you know? That's why they call it the blues.
Like children living like
Oh man.
Oh man.
It's exactly the same thing, right? No, it's not exactly the same thing. Okay, she's going to move two. Yep. One, two.
There you go.
Yellow at the back of the bus.
Yellow at the back of the bus.
Believe me, I know I'm not excited about that, but
one, two, three, four, five, six. Oh, let's do that. So, here we go.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Drone.
Drone.
Do I move the yellow? What do I have? Let's see what we do here. I don't even know what I've got. I don't really have a lot.
I think it needs to be orange. Arange one who knock you out of the way.
Okay, thank you.
All right, I keep moving this guy.
One, two, three.
Nice.
That's really good.
One, two, three, four, five. Okay. One, two, three, four, five.
No, he must he must move three spaces. So, this would be one, two, three. He basically takes this time. Think he pee. Did you go? Mike,
it's Mike's turn.
Oh, wait.
Lincoln just finished his turn.
No, I I didn't realize it. I'm sorry. I was doing this. I'm sorry.
That's okay. That's the good thing.
I thought you were just thinking about your turn.
I am thinking about my turn. I'm going to move the uh him one and take the 631. Okay.
Okay. Thank you. Go ahead. We have a card. Thank you.
GI Joe.
GI Joe's blue.
So, two orange,
two orange,
two red,
two red,
and two purple.
Who red?
And that goes away.
Yep.
GI Joe was there.
Yeah. Look at that. We're just going to make the temple out.
Why'd you need to do that?
Cuz I said so.
Okay. because I wanted to make it out. So, he can't see the little He's like, "Where's this guy? Where are you guys?
This is terrible."
Yeah, my cards are not cooperating this.
Well, I don't have any I don't She's stuck there for me. So,
you shouldn't tell us that.
You didn't hear that. Don't listen to me.
Okay.
The drone noises.
You have to do the big tiles after you move. That's not what he said. No, you only
you only do them if you land on them if you land on them just before them. Like every other thing, you take the thing here and then you do the
See, there's a tile on top. So, it's the same thing. You would stop your character here, take the tile in front of you, turn this over, and do what it says on the other side.
Go. Exactly.
Go Nikki. Go [clears throat] Nikki. Go Nikki. Oh,
is it me?
It is because I took the uh prospector.
Yeah, I took prospector. Oh,
you do skip it if you go over it. Correct.
Yep.
Like anything.
GI Joe's going three.
One, two, three. Two. Three. Two frogs.
Two frogs.
So, two yellow. Finally.
Two yellow. Two orange.
Two orange.
Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six.
Stop rushing it, Lincoln.
It's tile.
Good for him. Probably.
No. Purple's not doing great. I need anything that would be good.
One, two, three, four, five. Oh, I like that. Five. Five for prospector, right? One, two, three, four, five.
Good stuffs.
Yeah, cuz
GI Joe, he's got Look at all the goodies back there.
I know, but he two frogs and maybe. Yep.
GI Joe's moving one.
Oh,
takes purples.
Okay.
And uh red moves two. Okie dokie. What do I got here? Blue. That was
What happened to blue? I've been taking blues and now blue is stinky. Stinky pants.
Blue is stinky pants.
Stinky pants.
Okay. Well, this stinks. This stinking whiffs. Um I don't know what I've got. One, two, three.
I can't tell. I can't. I'm not looking.
Nope. One, two, three.
One, two, three. One, two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four, five, six. It's purple again, which I don't
I don't want purple either. I know.
Um,
we must have the same cards.
Good gosh. Okay. One, two, three, four. I don't want that. Um, although what is it? Four points if he's still there at the end. Um,
yes. So at the end of the round, if there's tiles
farther beyond, so any tiles beyond the last character,
you move.
Screw it.
So this one, two, three. Yeah.
No, it's not over. He's not the temple yet. They get in the temple.
Okay.
Do you still want to do that move?
Yeah, that's fine. I don't care. Yeah.
I'm just frustrated with the the cards I have.
So this is two reds, right? It's two. So So this would move the It's not over if it's not in.
Yeah, I know. I'm just boo.
I want better cards.
It's your turn.
I I know. Um, sorry. I was explaining trying to do two ones. One, two, three.
Nice.
We know it's not a uh but we know it's not.
Could be great.
Could be great. Could be the reset my cards. I would love it.
Cake.
Oh yeah, that's true.
Oh. Oh, wrong guy. Oh, hold on. Sorry.
Hold the wire.
One, two, three. I'll take you know, that was what I was saying. One, two, three. I'll take him. Here we go.
Okay.
Okay.
I think that's my last turn anyway.
Whoa.
It may not be.
I don't know.
But Temple just moved.
Temple just moved.
I mean, it's five points. Whoever gets that person in, which is great.
Won't be me.
Won't be me either.
Well, that's
I mean, we want to move them have them jump and like have things go up in value.
Six.
Wow.
Yeah, there's something. One, two, three, four, five, six.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Yellow. Yellow. Six.
Take the yellows. You want to go back and
No.
I mean, I'm disgusted that I'm not kidding. So,
hold on. Two purple.
Three green.
Two purple.
Three blue.
Yep.
Is that it?
Nope.
Okay. Two more green.
Three more blue.
Three more blue. Two.
Miserable.
Yeah, it's not good.
That's not good.
It isn't good for you. really isn't good for me.
No, because the guy he he's like he macheted it out.
He's like, "Where are the things?"
Yeah, this is terrible. Uh well, what do I have first stuff? Let me see. I can maybe I can get some. No, I don't.
Okay.
Uh gh this is all terrible. I have nothing good.
Me neither.
Um
that means I'm going to win
probably. I know. I don't know what I don't know what I have.
Okay. GH. Who would I have here? I kind of want people to be I'm hoping to score for the people.
I definitely have some yellow artifacts. So,
so I'm going to go five with him. One, two, three, four, five.
Wait, who?
With the G.I. Joe.
Okay. One, two, three, four, five.
Right. So, you move a move the drone three.
Move a drone three.
Yep. One, two, three.
Okay. Interesting. Okay. So, do I end it?
I don't know, man. I feel like
I knew I need to move the prospector up, though. So,
yeah, cuz he's going to score you.
Yeah. So, one, two, three, four, five. I can't end it, though.
That's a six.
Wow.
Five. Six.
Yep.
Two drone. What do you want to move, Mike?
Um, hold on. Let me do some math. So red's going to move and purple's going to move. Yeah. So
one, two, three, four.
And then purple's going to move. One,
one.
So let me see what else I'm going to move. I think
and then all those drones go away.
Move the orange up. One for my two.
Nikki's going to wrap it up here.
Orange for my two, please. Nine. Here we go.
You did that. Okay.
I mean, whatever she does it move. It's It's over.
Yes, it's over.
It is. I don't have a Okay,
just you got to get points.
Well, GI Joe.
Okay,
so I can get points.
Boo, stop that.
Here we go. Thank you. Okay, here we go. Start with the people.
Yeah, I don't think I have GI Joe or I do have a
GI Joe guy. What do you got? Jojo. So, Lincoln is eight.
Mickey
eight.
Eight. Okay, next is uh so shector. No, right. She's
she I guess she was there first.
Yeah, I get zero for that. I get four.
Get zero for that.
And then I lose. Look how far I lose. I guess sad.
And he's last. Zero. Zero.
We all get zero.
Well, he's four, but he's not he's not in the rank.
Yeah. Zero. Okay.
Okay.
Uh so so here we go. So these are the uh the
Aren't we doing crates?
Yeah. Well, we can do them. So,
no. Oh, no. We're doing red. So, Mike has red.
Yeah. Okay. So, now let's do Yeah. So, these are worth two. These are worth one. That's worth zero. Okay.
I'll do crates. Sure. I have two crates.
Okay. We're doing crates.
You want to do crates? You have three crates.
Three crates.
How many crates you have, Lincoln?
Two. Okay. Red. Red. I have two. So, that's four points.
Anyone else have reds?
Six.
Six for Nikki.
Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Oh, you did do I have four for the crates.
Okay, I won't erase it.
I remembered. I erased it.
Yay.
Woo.
Four.
So, the only thing I score on
Lincoln gets zero for red. Next is orange.
Orange. That's all I
points. Wow. I did good on that. Eight. Lincoln
three.
That's six points.
No. No.
Orange.
They're two. Remember, these are two. These are
They're all Yeah.
Okay. Then these two score. Only yellow doesn't score.
Yeah. The only yellow doesn't score this game. Okay. Uh, next is purple.
I got six.
Six points for Lincoln. Nikki.
I'm looking. Uh, purple is a one. So, two points.
Two points.
Uh, next is greens. They're all They're all one point.
Two points.
Two points for [clears throat] Lincoln. Mike gets zero.
Two.
Two. Okay. And then now we have blue.
Blue.
None.
I have two points. Two points for Mike.
He's got five. And then poor Z. Yellow's worth. And then zero
zero zero or
he didn't go.
There we go.
That that drone
drone was faulty.
14 16 21 23 26 31
Nice Nikki P
8 14 16 22 26 4 8 16 20 22 Okay, I'm tired of playing with you guys. So Nikki got it with 31. I have
31 26 22. I'm taking my game and going home.
That's right.
A
he's like boo to this.
Well, we're going to do Dino Race.
Good.
We'll doer.
Okay.
Did we do Dino Racer? Did we do Dino Racer on the stream?
We didn't.
Temple. No, you can go over the
I don't remember. Temple is not exact. You can uh you can overshoot it.
Overshoot.
Overshoot. You have to because there's
good luck getting a one that you need. I don't think there's that many
that would last make the game last till it was not anymore.
Yeah, we can put it back in
or just slide it over
bottom. So, box bottom.
The crates of wrath. The crates of wrath.
All right.
Yeah, this is fun.
Mhm.
Hey, Amanda,
we're doing your dino racer.
We got a flocked box. I know. We Well, I could have given it to her. I we were so distracted when she was here.
Back in the bag one moment because I would have liked to have given it to her since she would like to have had a back dino racer.
Yeah. So, I think the game's cute. It doesn't over I think it takes longer to set up than to play the game.
Sure. I think Dave will like this game.
I think it's a great light basket.
We are. It was a It's a good episode, too. We had a fun time on that episode. Okay. Thank you.
Sty the Stegosaurus. Okay. Oops. Christopher wants to know why you get younger every day. like
all the stuff I put on my face takes a lot of work to it up.
It's a lot of It's a lot of work to look this good. Sunscreen. I've had sunscreen every day.
That That's number one.
The shiny monkey game.
Hi, Amanda.
Why do I feel like I've got an extra? Did you get to
Did you get to play Trail of the Temple at uh Gen Con?
I have to look it up. I'm not sure.
Okay. So, the race is
I I saw it because I was watching someone, you know, I was watching people doing their Gen Concom things. I think it was the um I think it was the official one or the semiofficial one and then they showed uh this at one of the booths and I was I thought it looks interesting. Well, I wish I had I'd heard about this when we were there, but I wish we had gotten this one.
There are a lot of games
because this this will be a fun race game for people.
There are a lot there were too many games there.
So, these are the rankings. Uh like this is the long shot, right? But it could win. There are more of these than there are more than there are of these.
Okay.
Um we'll have these checkpoints that Nikki's going to put. There's a It tells you how many it is for the first race. We have seven. So, put out seven of those. Nikki P. Make sure they're shuffled. Sticky the Stegosaurus.
We'll use the same box we used on the episode as our And then we'll have each person.
See, I I like these names like Raptor and T-Rex.
T-Rex. That's why this is this is uh Rappy the Raptor and uh what do we Terry the T-Rex? I think we call
Terry. Of course.
Mhm. Why wouldn't it be?
But yeah, the other guys have names. Trtop. I'm Bronto. I'm Steggy. I'm Raptor. I'm T-Rex.
I know.
Seven. You said one.
That's what it says.
Three. Four. You get to do the rest.
I will do that.
Five, six, seven.
Five, six, seven. There we go. There we go. So, at we will uh the person calling the race will um it's going to, you know, we're going to do five cards, then it's the next person. Um then, you know, we'll we'll um we'll I might as well just show.
In a three-player game, you're going to flip three cards.
Okay. Not five. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
Four cards.
Yeah. Yeah. Because there be one. It has to be one left over.
Um so, we'll do three cards. This would go.
Okay.
Steggy Rappy the raptor would go.
Mhm.
And then try Terry the Tritop.
Okay. Then
and then one more. Rappy the Raptor. He takes it into the lead. So what happens is then the person who's the calling a race will select one of these cards. This will be their bet that they think, well, since I was calling the race, I would go first.
Okay, you take that one.
Maybe. Maybe I might go with Rappy the Raptor. Right. It's like it's more likely that they'll show up, but Terry the T-Rex might. Now, as soon as we get where all of these guys are on just on this one, Nikki P, is that what the deal is? Then we flip this over. Um, there are
I think they have to pass it.
I think it has to get on. Oh, no. You're right. No,
because I I feel
whenever all dinos have reached or passed a checkpoint.
Yeah. Okay. So, as soon as those guys go, we would flip this over. Hey, Steggy slips. And he'd slide back, right?
Um, one um that's not what this one is. They're all random, but they're fun like that. And so you'll you'll keep doing that. We're never going to really get too far along unless it kind of inches along like this. It might be different with three.
Um,
do we all get one of these? Basically,
we each get one and then the one that is left gets to bump up. So, if nobody picks
uh top, then it would be this one.
Yep. Then Terry would move one more up. So that's the part that is the uh fun to choose part. So then once we finish the round
variant once somebody uh one of the dinosaurs reaches here, we
collect and track the points.
Um you're going to get four points if it's in first, second points if it's in uh two points if in second, and then one point if it's in third. Is that does that happen with the three-player game, Nikki P?
Anyway, um
we'll look it up. Uh so there was somebody saying something which Chris says uh Chris was saying on the chat that we did it correctly but like they were saying when they swap positions they should come into the different ranking here cuz so this is the other thing when you're when you're doing this this is first
this is second this is third.
Sure.
So top to bottom for that no matter
but somebody is saying uh that you they should switch and they're like uh Chris says it in the rule book it shows that it we did it correctly. back. We can go look it up.
Last place. Do first checkpoint. Say,
what am I doing?
Bronn is last place.
Scoring.
Nope. First, second, third. Doesn't matter.
First, second, third.
What are you talking about?
We're not talking about first, second, third,
for these. You always score first, second, and third.
Okay.
Yeah, that was your first question. Now go to Sorry.
Second question was what?
Chad. Okay.
Scott says, "I think we got it right."
What are you looking for?
We're looking
when they when they shift when when are these check uh the uh if it's up if it's upset.
That's new.
Yeah, that was I think that was Derek.
Ah, yes. 32.
So, look at upset. Yeah. Here we go. The positions of the first picture and the fifth place dino are swapped. This includes the lane the dinos are in. At the race finishes, the swap done is returned to the original.
Yeah, there you go. So, we didn't do it right in the video.
That's okay.
Yeah, it's not a big deal. But
that's okay.
It's okay. No, it's not.
It's a-ok. Okay.
No, it's not.
It's a I say it's a okay.
Aok. Okay.
Otherwise, the T-Rex is going to bite out a crown.
Take a bite out of crown
after the race finishes are returned to their regime.
So, it does very much says that. So, Chris, I think Chris got that wrong, but it's fine.
Well, let's go. Let's let's call him up right now. Kristoff. Kristoff, come back over here and teach it better.
Christopher, he was in the chat. Kristoff didn't teach this man of God.
I'm like,
Okie dokie.
I'm ready to race some dinos.
Dino DNA.
I'll go first.
Dino, you can go first.
I lost all the games. So, I get I do four.
Yeah, you just do it that way.
Here we go. Four. Let's do right. It doesn't matter.
What is this craziness? The raptors off top.
Try top. The tric triceratops. Stiggies. Stickies. It's a three. Raptor's in the loot now. Okay. Now pick. Yeah.
Let's do I'm going to take Raptor.
Rappy the raptor.
Raptor.
You want Nikki? This is pretty exciting here because somebody is going to bump ahead of all of these.
Steaky.
Uh,
dynamite. That's right.
I'll take Rappy the Raptor
and then try moves. And where does this go? Just discard.
Discard.
Okay, here we go.
All right. Come on. Rappy the raptor.
Raptor raptor.
The raptor.
And then, hey, Stegy decides to join the VOICE NOW. HE'S SO WAKING UP. There we go. The big one.
Oh, no. T-Rex. The one that should be like, uh, showing up all the time.
T-Rex. We got T-Rex.
T-Rex. Sleeping at the sleeping at the gate. Tie trap.
Okay.
Okay.
I love it.
Nikki P.
Wow, that's crazy. Nikki P, that's crazy. Was it crazy that I picked that one?
Crap. No, not that.
The T-Rex hasn't gone yet.
Yeah.
Here we go. [snorts] Stegy moves.
Stegy moves. It's It's a three-way. Well, it's not really a three-way. It is a three-way tie.
It is a three-way tie, but there we go.
But but it would be first, second, third.
Yeah.
Okay.
T-Rex, take a nap.
Here we go. Hey, Segi takes in the lead now.
The top again. Oh my god. Yay! Finally, T-Rex. Okay, so now we look at this.
Yes, let's move these.
All dinosaurs die.
BRONTO MOVES ONE.
GO BRONTO. OKAY.
And here's our choice.
Choices,
Lincoln.
Yes. Um, wow. What is going to happen here?
I know what's going to happen.
I'm going to take a tritop.
I'm going to take a dry top.
Okay, whatever. I'm taking a T-Rex.
You don't want to take Stegy?
There's Stegy. Oh, you're already in Steg. You're already in Steggy. Here you go, Mike. Okay, here we go.
I'm counting on him.
Two, three. Does the game immediately end when the when the uh
when somebody gets here? Yes.
Yeah. See,
but we race three times, right?
Yeah.
Well, no. This does matter. This matters.
We we do three full RA or something like that, I think. Is it three races? Yes. Third race.
Ste off into the lead.
Come on. Wy the raptor. Hey, that's what happens.
Yeah.
Slip. Oh my god. Style.
Yeah. Steis let me know. I
think that was what I showed for that one, too. Or maybe it was that one.
Try top.
Try top is in the lead. Oh my gosh. Okay, Mike, pick what you want.
If I take T-Rex, we have a chance to keep Top. I'll take T-Rex. Yep. T-Rex.
I would take the Top.
Oh, don't take Trtop.
I'm taking Trtop.
Um, the Rat.
I'm already Wy, so I'm going to take Stiggy. Here comes Raptor. Here we go. Okay, Nick. Here we go. Come on. Try
rapy. Raptor
and T-Rex. T-Rex finally.
And number three position the raptor. Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
I will be taking rap
rapy the raptor. Oh, I've got two of these.
Um, Stegy is not doing me any good. I guess I will take try top on the outside chance. I want to play another round. So, I'm going to take Raptor.
Rappy the raptor. So, T-Rex moves ahead.
There we go.
But Bronto is not doing us any good here.
I know he's not.
Bronto, look at that neck. We were saying he should be able to win.
He shouldn't be able to run.
Try top wins. Oh my gosh. Okay, so there we go.
Yeah, exactly. Okay, here is the score pad. I get I'll just do this here.
Who's doing it?
I get 20 points. Nikki P.
All right. Lincoln. There you go. Seven, six, and one.
Gets 20.
I'm sorry. I get to 21 because Steggy counts.
One.
Yeah. First, second, third. Seven. Seven, six, and one. Is what? 14. I feel like one of the ones didn't count. Maybe on I don't know.
Do you want me to look at
No, no, it's fine.
Okay. So,
he looked it up for this.
So, first place I would add these two together, right? So,
I think it's coming soon. I mean, it was released at Gen Con. Uh, limited release. Obviously, you can pre probably pre-order from their website
first.
Yeah. Yeah, you're good. 14 of these.
14.
14
plus three. So, 17
plus one. plus one.
So eight,
seven, six, and one is 14, right?
Yes. 14. 14 for Mike.
Okie dokie.
Lincoln knows how to race dinosaurs.
I do not.
That was a That was sheer luck.
Look at that.
Because I really uh stank up the room in the other one.
And then does are there any bonuses for the next rounds or is just
We add another card to the race.
So these go away.
Okay. Then you add
one.
Oops. Oops.
We saw what that was.
Yeah, we did see what that one was. I don't I'm sad, too, because it was my fave. Steggy. Stegy. Hey, Stegy. Do we slide down, Nikki?
No, you don't slide down. You fill it and then you add one.
Throw these back in or not?
Uh, no. We'll just keep going on the I think. But we can look it up.
Please.
Look it up. Please. We areumump
after scoring. Discard all race cards. Discard any checkpoint cards. Build a new racetrack. Okay, that's it. Nope. They're out of the deck.
Okay. And I think I was doing that race, wasn't I?
Yes. I mean, it didn't really finish, but
here we go.
It is plenty.
Come on, Bronto. Come on, Bronto.
Raptor.
Grabbing the Raptor. He's off.
He's so fast.
Hey, try. Try top.
Try top. He's going to poke you with those horns.
Raptor into first place.
T-Rex.
T-Rex. Oh my gosh. There we go. Okay. What do you want, Mike?
I'll pick T-Rex this time. Come on.
He's really going on the team. He's going in on the T-Rex for me.
I'm going to do Rappy the Raptor cuz he moves ahead one more by taking that.
Okay.
All right. Here we go.
And it continues with taking off into the lead.
T-Rex. T-Rex. And T-Rex again. Sprint. He's going to eat that raptor and T-Rex.
So good.
I'll take a T-Rex.
I'll take a T-Rex. I'll take a raptor. Rabbi the Raptor.
Then T-Rex goes one and goes away.
And they're off. Hey, finally. Stick. He's off.
Rabbi R. T-Rex. And then the dry top goes
and dry top.
Tie drops pretty mad. He's Yeah. He's like, I'm looking at everybody else. He's like,
I gotta get up there. What do you want, Link?
I think I'm going to take Rappy the rap door.
I'll take a try top.
Sticky lets me down every day.
He does.
I'm taking him though.
Yeah. Try top moves ahead.
Okay, here we go. So angry. He's very angry, that's for sure. Here we go. Let's see. We're going to start with Triton.
Oh my gosh.
Sty. Come on, Stegy.
Come on, little T-Rex.
Into the lead.
And T-Rex. T-Rex.
Well, you guys see.
We know it's not Stgy, right?
No. Well,
T-Rex, I'll take
as soon as somebody move. If he moves,
give me T-Rex.
That could change the game.
Uh,
but Bronto might just be taking a nap. He might be on nap. He might be with Napake.
Good gosh. Nothing is good here. I guess I'll take try top. It doesn't seem like move for him, but
okay.
And
come on, AD.
The race continues with Raptor
and Raptor again.
Wow. He's my
I got to keep his butt on. T-Rex almost to the finish line. T-Rex win.
Okay, there you go.
And we don't take these.
No.
Oh,
why would you bet on a race that's done?
Just saying. Okay, here we go.
Wow. So, we didn't see anything.
No. And
the game.
Yeah. He's like, I'm done.
So, okay.
All right. T-Rex is
I have 11 points.
Lincoln has 11 points for race number two.
I have 12 points.
Mike has 12 points for race number two.
Eight.
Nine.
Nine points for race number two. If I had gotten a uh wrappy
here is race number two.
I have 20 33. Mike has 26. Nikki has 27.
Very close.
And that was me doing that. We need to set up though. So these go away.
26. 27.
Here. Here. You add one more to the end.
Yeah. None of these got shifted. So none of them. Nope. cuz Bronto was napping.
Yeah, he really let us down.
That's still in the camera shot. So, okay.
And that was me flipping. So, it's your turn.
Yes. Bit on one of us who's on them.
They're chomping at the bit. And
Rabbi the Terry the try. I keep calling him Terry.
Bronto. He finally finally got back. I can make this happen. AND HE'S UP INTO THE LEAD. OKAY.
WOW. decided to join in.
Wow. Okay. So, you know, there's we have had almost no brontos come out. I'll I'll take a bronto.
That's the wrong choice.
I agree with you, but you never know, Mike.
Try tops.
Try top.
Try top is now in second.
Oh, there we go.
There you go, Mike. Two, three.
I want Bronto to just win once.
But see, the thing is,
has he ever won once?
Uh, I mean, I think he
I don't know.
Oh,
Bronto. Yeah. The problem is
the reptile.
I'd be the reptile.
Bronto bronto.
Someone told me I wasn't going to get dinner if I didn't start doing my job.
He's not going to win. I think I need to do the mic.
Diversify.
Let me think. I mean, it's got one, two, three, four, five more to go. Some of these could happen.
Yeah. Someone could slip or whatever the other cards do
if they even move off the starting line.
Face to ever move. We might have used up all their cards already.
A lot of cards.
Oh, come on. Bronto. I'm No, I can't. There's no way I can't.
I mean, he's I'm in on him. It's not like I'm not in on him, but
No,
he's not doing as well.
I just went.
Yeah. Oh, you went? Yeah. You have to go first because you you might um
Okay, here we go. Yeah. Raptor. Oh, you keep the deck for one. Then
move out the game. Finally. Come on, Terry. The T-Rex.
Then Bronto.
Oh my gosh. Bronto might win.
And then, hey, T-Rex. Here we go. Watch things happen. Hey, upset first and fifth.
What?
Okay. So, yeah. Terry.
Terry. I guess he goes down there.
My god.
No, he goes up here. Nikki, that was that whole deal.
Boom. Oh, here are your choices. I'm glad I invested. I guess I'll take a T-Rex.
So terrible.
Turbo.
Yeah, I was going to
Okay, Steggy.
Bronto. Hey, but Bronto's in the race still. He's still Yeah, sure. Whatever.
I mean, he is.
We want another upset.
Come on, upset.
Did Nikki, you [snorts] just did that? Yeah, I did. Come on, upset.
Hi, Marcy. Hi, designer Marcy. Oh, fantastic, Marceline. Fun game.
Oh, we have fun. This is
I do wish I owned it.
Played this several times now.
Okay,
I have We haven't even seen all of what these cards do.
But now that it's a little tighter, maybe. Hey, Terry the T-Rex. He's off.
Come on.
Wing the raptor. Oh my god.
Did you move Terry?
Oh my gosh. Yeah, you did.
Okay, [cough]
there you go. That's it.
So, yeah. Um,
there's my hand.
Wow.
I think I have to take Terry because he's probably going to win.
Probably.
Got to get two cards. But remember, we're going through the deck, right?
Uhhuh. You're not putting what's been used back. So,
is good, Mike. Yeah, I think you can win this very, very well.
Dang it. I just need to diversify.
There comes Bronto. He comes back up. He's like, I'm angry.
I am angry.
Come on. Come on, Stegy. Three, four. Come on. No T-Rexes out of these. No T-Rex.
I feel like Stegy has not moved that much this game. So, this is probably the next step.
So sad.
Bronto, Bronto, move your butt.
Yeah, I like that, too. Come on.
Oh my gosh.
Come on, Bronto.
Give me the raptor. Okay. Wow. T-Rex.
He's still running.
It did not end.
I know. I'm gonna take Bronto.
I agree.
Dang it. Give me the raptor.
I'm gonna take Bronty. The Bronto.
Comes right top.
I mean, if he comes in second, it's six points.
All right. Mike's gonna win. Great.
There we go.
Yep. Come on, Stegy. T-Rex. Come on, Stegy. T-Rex. T-Rex. No. No. Still one more. No. No. There's one more.
Okay. And No. No. No. No. T-Rex.
There we go. Okay.
Jerry the T-Rex.
Wow. I'm the only one with T-Rexes.
All right. Here we go. First place, T-Rex, Lincoln.
Okay, so I have eight plus is second place. Uh 12, so I have 20.
Oh my god.
One points.
Lincoln's 21 points in the last race. Same as the first.
I have 15.
Mike's got 15. Nikki, I don't know yet. I own uh 12 for Bronto. Uh, yep. He's second place
and one.
Yep. One for the rap dolls.
So, I got 13. And now I got to total it up.
I'll do it real quick.
Nikki got skipped two times. What are you talking about?
I don't think so.
Okay. So, 42 53 uh 30.
Maybe we Maybe we passed and you didn't go. Maybe.
May. I don't know.
I don't know. Whatever. it. We We can race dinos again.
It's the drafting that it matters.
It does. No, it does. You know what? We're going to play again. It's just dinos. We'll eat the dinos for dinner.
Okay. So, it's
Lincoln, I'm sure.
53 for me, 41 for Mike, 40 for Nikki.
Close game.
Wow.
We got this guy over there.
It's all, you know, we're always we're playing for second all the time.
Okay.
Okay.
Off we go again.
How many Raptors did you have, Mike? Frappies.
What in that round?
Yeah.
Three.
Yeah, that's a bummer.
Well, I blame it on T-Rex.
T-Rex.
T-Rex's problem. He upset us.
Give me the T-Rex.
Okay. How many we start with?
Okay. First, we get rid of that one cuz it was turned over. Let's just slide these.
The problem is is you definitely want You do need to go. I don't know. Scott says we have the cards.
Yes. We play too fast cuz the dinos
No, but the thing is she gets to pick first. I that's why I said that too. That's what the problem is.
Who even cares? Anything that's down?
You need to get rid of some of those.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Seven. Those two go.
Okay.
Then blue.
Now blue.
Then pink. Then yellow.
We're not trying to We're not trying to uh
cheat you or skip.
Marceline, do you know when the game will be available in retail? if you're still there. Says whoever deals on the round where someone wins, you keep the dealer the same
so that they get the opportunity to um go draft.
Yeah.
Okay.
Makes sense.
Makes some sense.
I was just
This was an upset bottom here. Upset
link
retail in October, folks. There you go.
October is not now.
Now September
means soon.
It's still August. Yeah, I only we put it we would have actually probably put that episode out closer to October, but it was in the top of everybody's uh there you go. Pre-order for the soonest available on Underdog Games website.
I will probably
Yeah, why can't you play with more people? 10 people would be fun.
You can't do 10.
Why not?
I mean,
why not?
You could just
two to six.
Why can't you play with 10?
Uh probably because you have to do the race would be over real quick, right? Because you have to do
maybe you start with more checkpoint, more more rows.
Sure. probably.
It's probably a little more chaotic.
There's two variants.
What's the variant?
There's a hidden card variant and then there's a two or three player variant.
Let's play the 10 player variant. I don't care. We don't have 10 players, Mike.
10 player.
Okay, here you go, Nikki. We're ready. We're ready to race.
We're going to win this race.
You want me to start?
Yes, if you wish. Or you can choose who goes first.
No, just do it. Ready, guys?
She should do it. She got She should get a big choice pick. You guys ready?
I am ready.
I'm ready. I'm sitting up in my seat.
I think this is all we'll be doing.
Racing.
T-Rex move butt. Move it.
And hey, Bronto's awake today. And Ste going.
And hey, take I'm not going to take this.
Everybody that it's not an easy choice with people, but it
Here we go. I'll take Rappy [clears throat] the Raptor.
Well, you know what happened last time. Stegies is a disappointment. Let's go. Bronto.
Brontos. Moving.
Okay. Come on, Terry. The tritop.
No, it's Tritop. The Triceratops. Come on, Lincoln.
It's going to be tri tip. Tritop. There's going to be some disarray here in the first
disarray.
Hey, second win. Fourth moves plus two.
Here comes Tritop.
Look at that.
Okay,
here we go. Robbie the Raptor. Tritop is in the lead. Oh my gosh.
I'm taking a tritop card. Try top. Okay. So, I'm definitely taking a tritop.
Try top.
I'm trying to make the line right.
And we're fry top. Raptor.
Happy therap. Okay. Here you go.
Here we go. Here we go.
The T-Rex.
The other guys have nicknames. T-Rex and Raptor need
Tritop. It's Tri Tip the Tritop.
I'm going to leave this here.
Try the Triceratops.
Triip talking about Tri Tip. Now I want it.
Only reason we capped it at six is because you spend less time drafting and more definitely more.
But there's no reason it wouldn't work with a longer track.
Oh my god. Stegy.
Stegy. Move your not taking this. Come on down.
Come on, Terry. Yeah, baby. Here we go. Some more chaos.
T-Rex.
Oh my god.
One. Wow.
He took some speed pills today. That's right. I'll take us.
Two Stegies.
I'm taking them.
I'm gonna take Rappy.
T-Rex.
Rappy the raptor.
T-Rex. Here we go.
Okay. Here. Here we go. And they're still running. And T-Rex is going to go to
Do we immedately do? Hold on. Come back. Stop. Is it? Where's this one? Pumpkin. It
happened. Bronto the brontosaurus.
T-Rex is going for it.
Stay home. T-Rex.
The moving his butt. T-Rex is like, "No, I'm not having that."
Yeah.
And it's just randomly random.
This is the battle of the century. [cough]
Randomly random.
Randomly random. [cough]
It doesn't make any difference. Cruz.
Absolutely not.
I drafted.
Oh, I didn't even see what you took.
I took over because it was two and two.
Oh, this is bad. [cough] Jerry,
come on. What? We're staying here.
Yeah, [sighs]
I'll take T-Rex, I guess.
Okay,
the Raptor into the lead.
And that goes out and Lincoln.
Okay. And I will keep this cuz this deck will be the end of this. Rappy the Raptor wraps it up.
Okay.
Okay. [sighs]
All right. Bronto is still there. And so anyone that got Raptor and T-Rex
13 points.
Guess what? Stagy disappointment yet again.
I told you.
I know you did. I didn't
has broken my heart more times than
he has.
Lincoln.
I have 13.
Lincoln has 13.
I have three points
total.
Thanks. Thanks. I love you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yes. Total. Total.
Yeah.
And then I had Raptor and
just total. Just total.
That was one point for him, two points for him, right? Yeah. And then five points for him.
Rabbi. Yeah. One. So So it's
So 10.
And then Lincoln gets to go again first. No. Five. Five. So unfair.
One. Four. So 10 points for me for Here's what the first race looks like. Everybody,
if you take Nikki score and Mike's score, you make Lincoln score.
Bronto, the brontosaurus.
Thank you.
So, we add one more uh in a moment. Get these first.
Uh, no, it's fireworks. Fireworks. You wait.
Fireworks.
I think it's volcanoes. I think it's meteorites.
Volcano. Oh, we're killing off the dinosaurs.
It's meteorites.
It is. We're killing off the dinosaurs.
No, it is volcano. Yeah, maybe the meteorite struck. This is This is their This was the Pete dinosaur.
Maybe they're running away from
Yes,
they're running away from the volcano.
We have not tried any drafting.
No.
Okay,
here we go. Off we go.
Bronto the brontosaurus leaps in that neck. He is way ahead of them and he really should be leading. Hey, Bront Ry the Raptor.
Try Territop the Triceratops and T-Rex. Terry the T-Rex. Okay, go. So, um, good gosh. [clears throat] Uh, it is a fresh deck. Sort of. We played one game. Um, I'm going to take Rappy the raptor. Come on, Rappy.
I will take Trtop.
He is worth a lot of points if he finishes. Hey there, T-Rex in the lead. Okay,
we don't want T-Rex. T-Rex is boring. Can we just send a home?
Come on, Stegy.
Come on, Stegy.
Let's see some excitement.
Come on. Here we go, Tricop. Come on, Top. Here we go. The raptor.
Bronto for us.
Where's Stiggy? Where's
Letting us down again? That's where Oh.
Oh, staggering.
Okay. Boom.
Turbo. Discard a race card from the deck. That dino means moose, too.
Is that one? I picked one here.
Yeah. Yeah.
A dino moose, too.
This game.
Is it T-Rex?
It's T-Rex.
Okay, let's take
We have no cards for the the T-Rex.
I'll take top. I I try top. Try top is gonna be my winner. Um, man, Stegy,
he'll break your heart. I know. I know. I'll take Stegy.
Here comes Bronto. Okay.
Is it me?
It is Nikki.
Okay. Yeah. Don't pass it. Yep.
Triton.
Triton.
Come on, Triton.
Oh, T-Rex. T-Rex.
The T-Rex. He's ready.
He moves so fast. He sees. Oh my gosh.
He sees uh in the um
sees the guy in the uh
in the front.
Okay. Uh
Terry the T-Rex.
I'll take T-Rex. Come on. Try top. There we go.
Man, what is going on?
You okay?
He's got a hair.
Everyone loves Stegy. I know. But Stegy is not He's letting us down.
StegY is
Come on. The name Stegy is a
But look at his face. He's like win this one.
He's a cutie.
I know. He's not.
Terry the T-Rex leaping towards the end here. Hey, Rabbi the Raptor. He's like, I'm not going to take this. Standing here. Rabbi the craptor.
Come on. Try talking.
Hey, Stegy. Oh, boom. Okay, here we go. Get ready for disarray. Second wind. Fourth moves. Two.
One, two, three, four.
Oh, Nikki's going to kick us in the pants. Okay, so we choose
for me.
I'll take a T-Rex.
I'll take wrapped
there. I think I got it.
What do you want?
I got it.
Should I diversify? I'll just take him.
Yeah. I don't I won't move one immediately.
It's your turn.
No. When we do the checkpoint.
Oh, yeah. Boom. Boost. T-Rex moves one. Oh my gosh.
This game. Oh my gosh. Come on.
Yeah, Nikki wants Bronos. Hey, T-Rex wins. Boom. Okay, well that's good for Nikki. She's going to get a lot of points.
Boo.
So, I get eight.
Okay, first place. None for you. Second place.
And Stegy once again letting me down. I get nine. Nikki P.
Lincoln gets nine.
I get five. Nikki gets 12.
Five.
I 14, I think.
Yeah, I get 12. Better on horses, not dinos.
14.
Nice. So, second race, it's 22 for me, eight for Mike, and 24 for Nikki P. Come on, Mike.
Like, like like listen, I think I want to race horses.
Come on. The dinosaurs, you know, they they they ru when they ruled the earth.
Down one. What?
That way down one cuz we're at the end. Yeah. Yeah. Is that okay?
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. So, we add
one. We add one more and one more. So, we have nine.
We add two.
Oh, I think we had three there in the hole. I think we had three.
We turned over three. Yeah. Oh,
that was the first Oops.
Boo.
One.
I like seeing uh two.
Three.
Is this the last race?
One, two, three.
This is the last race.
Yep.
There you go.
Okay.
And that's what you're supposed to have for the last race.
Yep. Okay. Okay, here we go.
7 8 9
7 8 9 Okay, that makes sense.
Was afraid of seven cuz 789
Stegy is out the gate
off the line. Terry T-Rex brontosaurus
and
Stegy in the lead. I'll take T-Rex.
I'm not gonna I know that
Stegy.
Steggy is the wrong choice. He's going to disappoint us.
I know. I know,
but I think I've seen a lot of Brono cards. So,
I think it
So, Bronno moves one.
Not all the dinosaurs eat horses.
Nikki dinosaurs eat horses.
Okay, ready everybody.
Yep. Move Rappy the Raptor top. Hey,
try. Try top.
Where's Raptor?
And T-Rex is moving. And Bronto's like, everybody, here I am. And T-Rex is like a No.
Nope.
Nope.
Come on, WPY the raptor.
I'm going to take There you go. [sighs] Crap. There's no way he's going to be second. [clears throat and snorts] Not even not even a shot in anything. Nikki's correct. We've seen a lot of But the problem is if nobody takes him,
he moves. It's crazy.
It's crazy. Whatever, Mike. It's good. You're gonna probably win.
I don't know.
I mean, Nikki is doing great. She is the one who has
Come on, Rappy the Raptor. Boom. Try top moves one. Oh my gosh. Here we go. Wy the Raptor. Boom. Boom.
Come on. Disarray. Stampede. Second and third move. Both one. Both once. So, this second and third. Boom.
Okay.
Closing up.
The back is really falling behind. Oh gosh. Here we go. Try T-Rex. Terry the T-Rex. Oh my gosh. And here we go. Steggy. I'm in the second place.
Hey, Steggy's keeping up.
Okay. I know. I have no T-Rex. I'm going to take a T-Rex.
Try talk. He's He's failed me twice. He can't fail me this.
Nikki P.G.
Staggy.
I don't think Stegy. And I don't know about WPY.
Yeah. The raptor
there. I'll do this. But then it's going to make
Here it comes.
Boom.
Let's turn this which could be good. Catch up. Fifth moves plus one. Boom. This is insane. Okay.
Do we do it again?
Just moves. Oh yeah. Boom. Slip. Raptor moves back one.
Oh, come on.
Rabbi the raptor. But it's usually Steggy who's letting us down.
But Bronto the brontosaurus.
Does T-Rex ever slip?
Uh, I think they all really should.
He needs to slip a lot in my opinion. Bronto. Okay. Bronto. He's like,
he's actually tiptoe.
This is a very tight race.
This is different.
What's up with Stegy?
StegY takes the lead.
Oh my god. Do I take Stegy and get disappointed?
I know. It's so I guess so. Are you going to get disappointed?
I think T-Rex is second.
Disappointment coming.
Try top. Okay.
All right. Crap. It's two and two though. I don't know.
I'm going to do Stegy and hope that
Okay,
one.
Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. Steggy.
He's making a valiant effort.
Try tops like I don't know about this. I can't let you slips again.
And one more. Hey, try top.
There we go.
Okay, Mickey P.
Yikes. Yikes. I don't want to take the raptor, but I don't need another Steggy or another try.
Well, another Steggy if he wins is six points. I don't want you to take that, but
I don't know. Steggy breaks my heart every single time. Every single time.
That is Steggy's reputation.
Well, I have no choice. I'm going to just take
You have a choice.
No, because Rappy the Raptor is not going to do it.
I'll take Rap the Raptor. Come on, try it.
There we go.
Okay. out of the race.
Uh, it's kind of bad though because we don't want Nikki to just mop us up here. Okay, here we go.
Well,
we got the final final round of
maybe before the end of the dinosaurs. Hey, Terry the T-Rex.
He's moving. He's moving. He's moving.
Sty moving. He's like this race is this time. But Terry is like the raptor. Okay. Boom.
Get ready for the disarray. Neck and neck. Third moves to the same position as first.
One, two, three. Right.
That's exactly the same.
Stay the same, right?
Stays the same.
Right. Is that right? Yep. No. No. No. That's not right. One, two, three. See? Yeah. No, no, no. One, two, three.
Yep. Boom. See?
Freaking T-Rex. Lincoln choose.
Yeah. I really don't know. I think I want the T-Rex. I mean, here's the deal. Like, if you can get seven points or five points, that's more than this.
Yeah. Steggy's four points. I feel like I
You're gonna get eight if he wins because
Correct. But but my point is is like you the the thing is you have to look at these second and third uh first and second place ones, right? It's more points than this guy.
I'm playing for fun.
I know. I know. But I'm just I'm looking. Mike,
I think I'm going to I'm going to do tie top the triceratops.
Okay.
This is the most cards I've ever had in this game. It's moving slower.
I'm going to take
crappy the reptile.
It's going to change if you take it. Yeah, I'm gonna take T-Rex.
Okay. Oh, he's really going for it. Nikki P, what do you want?
If I do that and I It'll move Steggy,
which is I've got a lot in Steggy, so I'm doing it.
Yep.
Boom. Okay. Will Stegy disappoint us in this game? I can't imagine.
He's going to stumble or something crazy.
But Bronto is really really the disappoint. He never stay. [screaming]
This is the last race.
My love.
Okay.
All right.
Well, Nikki's going to mop us up.
Is it worth one?
I've got Steggy is 12. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. 10. 10. I got 10 this game.
14.
Hold on. 16.
You got 14. Who was a second?
First, second, third. Third,
you know who I don't like.
What do you got, Lincoln?
I have 12, 14, 16 points.
I'm gonna catch up, you guys.
Okay. Well, Nikki killed us for sure. So, that's uh 44. Mike has 22. And I have 38. 38. So 22 for Mike, 38 for me, 41 for Nik.
Wasn't that 44?
I thought you said 44.
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. 44. Crush this even more. I just
Good job. Good job.
Someone would say,
there you go.
Someone.
Cool. There we go. This is fun.
Isn't it neat? Yeah. It's cute.
I like doing the announcer stupidness. Yeah,
that makes it really crazy fun.
I I like the bedding, too.
It's No, the mechanics are great. It's a great game.
It is really like probably one of my favorite races.
Have you played it before?
No.
No, this is first time.
Wow.
And I didn't uh
And this is a game you would definitely
Hey, Underdog Games. Thanks for
But you guys are joining us.
Yeah, we did play it on game night already. I did not watch.
We just now need to get
not watch today's episode.
It's a fun one. I was doing that voice.
Oh, yeah. We did it. Yeah, that was fun, too. the announcement is fun.
But there you go.
This is cute.
It is really neat.
So, first first uh
there's some real strategy because of
first laps was this was the score and then the second time we played this was
it was tighter here,
right?
Huh. Yeah.
I don't know.
Cuz I'm six behind you and Mike's half the score you have. Yipes.
Yypes.
Yikes.
Retribution. Totally the truth. Marceline.
Finally.
I know. Steggy should win. I don't know.
Steggy should win sometimes. He's more streamlined looking. Look at that.
I know. But Terry the T-Rex, man. That guy. And
he just goes goes goes.
Yep.
Mhm.
But I want Bron. I I don't remember in the episode if Bronto Bronto the Bronto.
Bronto was always having problems in in the game night episode.
But see, that's the thing. If he's like second, you know, that's the that's why I was looking Yeah. on those on those long shots, right? That's where you can maybe turn things around if you get enough of them. But yeah, this is fun. Well, is there anybody we can raid, Derek?
I don't know what that
uh Yeah, let me take a look here.
Thanks for joining us today, everybody.
Thanks for the following and stuff. This is great.
Thanks to everybody in the chat. This was really fun to have everybody here.
Terry Trtop the Triceratops. Yeah, I don't know. I love Bronto as a name and I like Steggy. Sticky's awesome. Try top
tip. The tri top the tri tip.
You're m I'm telling you try tip in a long time.
Mike is really not eating it. There you go.
Well, I'm glad you were able to join us, Matthew.
Yeah. Thanks for coming.
Yeah, everybody. Thanks. There was a lot of chat and stuff today. It was fun.
Yeah.
And Mike was on it paying attention to everybody.
That's my job, right?
I really do. Thanks for teaching the trail to the temple, too, Mike. That one
Yeah, that one was fun, too.
Pretty cover, [clears throat] too.
It is a very pretty cover.
It is.
It's all foily and three threedimensional.
It is. It is. They try.
That one's not a bad one. I just feel like it's I for me, I don't quite say it right. Like, it's in my brain incorrect, but because I want to call him Terry. I mean, that's the problem with them both being teased.
But the raptor
Dino Racer. Yep.
Great art, too, by the way. Yeah, the Dino Racer art's really, really cute.
Awesome. Well, go ahead and get over there and pre-order your copy. It's probably worth it.
There might be some sort of promo out there. I don't know.
Tippy top.
I think you should be able to change write the names. I think I think that should be part of it. Like everyone can write it. It's going to be tip top this game.
This would be a mess top.
That would be dry erase.
Or you could just house rule it and just give all the dinosaurs.
Exactly.
You give all the dinosaurs ridiculous uh names.
Their own names. Yeah. Yeah, they're like a little dinosa and bronto. I like
little dinosaur guys and you could write on little
ttop's good too though because it is an act. You don't want to say tri triceratops but uh but if you said
Tracy
Tracy the tritop tractop
just use lines from Tracy
Tracy Trtop. There we go.
Yes our ass Tracy tritop. There we go.
Who said that?
Evil.
Awesome. Um, well, we're going to raid. Say hi to everybody. Tiffany the T-Rex. That's not bad either.
Um,
uh, but Terry the Tri,
for those of you watching on Twitch, we're going to raid into Vonzinator. So
awesome. Say hi to Bon for everybody on Tuesday.
We can do promos. You can write your own names. There you go. That love. That's what you should do. Yep.
Okay, everybody. Well, thanks for joining us. Have a great weekend.
Uh, try to keep cool if you're dealing with the heat like we are. Good gosh. We actually had a little tiny bit of rain today, too. It was humid. Yeah, we have. It's like It's like we're in the East Coast here. It's
It's not as bad as the East Coast, but it's still pretty.
It's bad. It's pretty good. Yeah.
Okay. Well, thanks everybody. Take care and have a great weekend. Bye everybody.
Bye. Heat. Heat.