Monopoly, But ZOMBIES!!

I've done it I've created the perfect game the perfect Monopoly we just need one more experiment and I know exactly the test subjects to use what's that Mr quees side effects oh Mr quees I don't think we need to worry about side effects if there were side effects well it would have affected me by now wouldn't it and I feel [Laughter] [Music] fine [Music] it is Saturday the 27th of January 2100 hours and we're playing a normal game of Monopoly I'm very glad that you're all here my dear friends Lori Tean zivan and Tilly to join me to play completely normal Monopoly and we're going to have fun because the first rule of Monopoly is have fun and the second rule is make loads of money and that's what I want you to do just completely normal completely normal game of Monopoly let's begin you start by choosing a piece oh there's only four pieces oh well that'll have to do I'm sure there's no reason there's only four but we been lucky we've only got four players I'm I'm just going to watch I'll help I'll help I'll just be normal and help who wants to choose first Tilly yes I'd love to choose first Dom this is so what piece would you like this is so normal I love how normal it is and I'm having a completely normal time good good very happy to be here um it's good well Dominic my oldest friend why you talking like that just normally I'm normal I need I need I need you to just be normally okay normal girls choose the thimble cuz it goes on my little finger so I'm going to choose the thimble that wouldn't even fit a child's finger is that okay shut up Lori very good very good thank you Tilly steel has chosen the thimble uh Sullivan yeah how about you uh what piece do you want all right um I'm going to too slow okay uh I'll take can I have the car please vroom vroom a lot of people choose the car it's a favorite don't look at the papers what's on the papers nothing just a recap of the rules in case I forget cuz it's been so long since I've played normal Monopoly as well we're going through the rules it's fine for me to see the rules what are you choosing to take a ship what we all need to do that but what piece do you want Oh you taking the ship thank you I Mard I don't know why I like all I can hear is this anyway and oh that leaves you with the boot yes yes I'll be the boot old [Laughter] boot right so we all start with £1,500 um oh I'm uh would you mind sorting your own money out please thank you it's just Monopoly in it it's just regular Monopoly so I feel pretty good about it great great great are we having fun yet uh yes right well I think we should decide who goes first shouldn't we who will be player one you roll for it 12 okay so it sounds like Tan's going first you know what you're doing he's rolling two dice great may I please thank you and let the fun begin woo here we go go on again five well done you move Five Paces that's it clockwise oh a train station you want to buy the train station AC cross I go through there all the time do you yeah this is seems normal one train station please okay uh yeah sure uh oh sorry would you mind doing it yourself my hand well done thank you thank you feels good to finally be a landlord yes of a whole train station nine for me nine for you uh there we go penville road I'll I'll buy that what's that 120 120 there we go get rid this nice little portfolio beginning oh wow oh my God what's that that I just got a text message from a friend it says um traffic's really bad on traga Square guys best stick to the tube if you're heading through Central well luckily we are heading through Central aren't we where we go uh that's weird yeah oh Ty is your go okay all right here we go uh six oh and you've rolled doubles do you know what doubles means uh no I don't I'll tell you we get to go again you get two gos oh oh cool and I can add that to my first score can I mhm well you go there and then you you can buy that if you want yeah buy that how much list solivan he knows the rules like the back of his hand hand and then you get to roll again you roll doubles again okay does that mean I get to roll again one two 3 four 5 six electric company want buy you roll double how many times you roll doubl that's twice now so if you roll doubles three times consecutively you go to jail oh okay it's one of the downsides of Monopoly sometimes you have to go to jail would you like to buy the electric yes I'm me up oo perfect seven seven 1 two 3 four 5 six 7even Street very close to um uh free parking which um normally does nothing I think is that right yes probably uh 200 if you want to buy that yeah why not it's one of the best spots in the game yes it sounds like we've got a monopoly expert on our hands I watched a video find street for you three properties in one turn that's unbelievable wow you big spender check me out all right oh sorry just got another text about it okay so apparently there's a loose dog that's been spotted in Park Lane it's uh oh apparently it's already bitten a few people so watch out if you're in that part of town okay that's that's M out yeah that's weird hopefully it's not rabies I'll roll shall I yeah yeah you roll you roll um that's that's a five uh so that's one 2 three four five oh oh you're going to5 25 oh the hat is already rolling in for Lucky Old Deegan well that's how it goes in completely normal Monopoly you win some you lose some what sorry sorry uh it's my mate again he's text me saying oh the traffic's not moving because there's a load of people that have abandoned their cars FAL Square that's weird what the hell is wrong with people eh that's London for you isn't it selfish people are selfish go on then are you having fun you're winning yeah eight eight eight one two three four five six seven eight White Hall oh God s 140 thank you we are in the middle yeah you want to put you want to put it on side it's usually on flight mode say yeah uh yeah but this might be this one's just a [Music] video okay yeah best to avoid the tube as well by those things right who's go is it uh as my go um are you still winning it's about how much money you have if you run out of money you've lost uh I've rolled a 10 a 10 let's have that I go on to Vine Street which is which you own 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 yeah 16 for you but I also roll doubles so I get to roll again oh nice oh hey they've caught the dog hey sorry no no they've killed the dog what wait what then they turned on each other it was ripping someone had a gun but that wasn't quick enough blood everywhere police turned up but pulled apart by the crowd sorry sorry this is this is really long so many typos I'll reply to that later sorry yes uh right you roll doubles great off we go okay um uh yeah so here I am let's go uh oh that one's cocked just roll that again six six all right one 2 3 four five oh my go what's happening what's Happ [Music] should should no we're playing a fun game don't let all of that nonsense spoil the fun stay and play the game only now the game's even better the game has mutated into something wonderful wonderful so let's go through the rules like operational Tilly what are you playing as the thimble the thimble oh well we've got some special rules for the thimble because now you are a doctor and you're able to find a cure for the little bit of flu that's going around and if you find a cure you can not only heal yourself from being bitten you can start curing the sick people who will be taken to free parking to be made into soldiers against the sick people Sullivan who are you uh I am the boot the boot ooh you're an escaped prisoner that's right you've broken free from the authorities you have no money or resources to begin with so we'll take away all of this oh go don't need any of this it's m oh yeah we're using um obviously I don't know if you've been outside lately but money's kind of redundant now so most people are trading with these things they're called bottle caps whenever you pass another player you can steal from them you can take2 200 worth of bottle caps off of them a isn't that Fun Tan what are you I'm the the battleship the battleship you're a soldier oh I like your odds you have been lucky today haven't you but will the luck last you start with a rifle as your weapon oh so when you're dealing with sick people you'll get a d10 to use against them there you go oh everyone else until they get something they can use we'll be using a [Music] D4 cuz your hands are made of weak flesh uh Lori what are you um I'm the on the car the car you are someone who has escaped from a horrible commune there's a lot of communes popping up people huddling together starting to believe weird stuff and you get to use the railways for free and when you use the railways you can zip across the board to the other one isn't that handy that's useful normally it's only if you own them but uh you can do it for free but if there's any sick people in the way you'll have to fight the Z the sick people um in order to uh use their Railway space they have been congregating waiting in the Subways I guess cuz it's dark down there and people get trapped uh great so that's everyone's roles I suppose you're wondering how you win well it's just like normal Monopoly guys we're just playing a normal fun game of Monopoly you're going to get as much property as you can you're going to get rent off people who stay because why should people stop paying rent just cuz there's some HooHa going on in the streets no I don't think so you spent good money on the mortgage for that place and it's right that someone else pays it off so that's what we're going to be doing um the other thing you should know is if you build a house if you get a set and you build a house well that house is going to is going to give you a boost it's going to give you a boost if you're in your neighborhood and the best part is if you build enough houses you can build a hotel which will work as a kind of barricade a barricade where you can protect yourself a wall you can protect yourself behind I'm sure they won't get you in there will they and you'll feel toasty and what's good about my role I just have the burden of responsibility of gearing the whole world appears to be it yes bet we clap for you every night thank you thank you guys thanks so um good good good good good cool cool what about these guys oh These are My Little Friends they're not feeling too well they're feeling a bit a bit feverish to be honest uh especially this guy he's lost half of his arm and he hasn't even noticed oh dear poor old Steve well don't worry about them I'll handle those when it when it comes around to me I I'll get these guys to move um I'd keep away from them if I were you cuz the last time I spoke to Steve he was very hungry oh I'd also watch out if they if they ever go past um The Run Square uh watch out uh they won't get any money cuz they're not really interested in private Capital but uh they might get a bit stronger each time and there's things you might do that might make some of their friends turn up to help them what we in the medical community call a horde so don't let that happen I tell you what when you get more than a few together they can pull you apart pretty quick chance has been replaced with obstacles so if you land on chance watch out watch your step cuz you might fall foul of some rubbish that some careless litter is left on the street and if you land on community chest that's now supplies which means you might be able to get something that will help you if you go to get help over in um quarantine don't worry you won't be there for long I promise I promise we'll deal with you as quickly as we can because we do want to see what happens so what about those cards basically if you get one of those cards it means you've had a nasty um runin uh with someone I don't know if these two guys doing yeah uh they're just having a friendly T okay right who's go is it it's til's go all right get me out of here four that's a four a four well there you are one 2 3 4 hold yeah hold on uh I don't think Pamela here is going to take kindly to you pushing past her like that well I didn't push past do I just I kind of I I you snuck I I you shuffled I did this you don't want to shuffle you don't want to shuffle you don't want to shamble well the first squeezed the first thing we need to note is that when you pass free parking uh that's one of the triggers that means they get a a few friends so let's let's bring out their friends oh I love this guy it's Richard O'Brien from The Crystal Maze there he is watch your ankles folks don't okay you shouldn't okay so you've got Pamela and and R O'Brian to deal with so you're going to be running a D4 but because they've got stronger they're going to be rolling a D6 and it's a simple rolloff if you get higher um you'll probably kill one and get away okay easy peasy lemon squeezy there we go here's a D4 thanks two four yeah what are the chances I'm sure someone will work it out good okay well uh which one would you rather get rid of Richard O'Brien or Pamela Anderson um Richard O'Brien's really upsetting me so I just think he needs to go I don't like him crawling a p Anderson it is no Pamela Pamela can wait here cuz you never know she might be back um okay just having a little rest good okay so you get to finish your move so where were you going to get to it was four wasn't it yeah two so two one three four onet fet Street do you want to buy that property Valu is lower than ever right now so snap it up while you can yeah I will it's Lor's turn oh yay [ __ ] hand though Jesus can I use the railway uh yes you can where do you want to go to you go straight across yeah straight across room room uh well you have to roll first to see how far you go to how far does it cost one is it one go one one but you'll definitely roll a one yeah be weird if I've rolled on eight eight 1 2 3 four five six seven eight Oxford Street how much do it cost uh that's 300 bottle caps oh I'd love to buy Oxford Street are you having fun I'm having so much fun thank I've checked you're having fun the most yeah you have oh four do you think you're having two the most fun oh I landed on a community chest o pick up your supplies what did you get what did I get hopefully it's something useful machine gun gives you D12 when fighting zombies oh my goodness just like she you are the best you you can use both you know no you just stop it you are the best you are the best thank you here you go do you don't want to you don't want to share any of that can I yes you can absolutely share whenever you like I'll wait until I'm in need or someone else is in need oh smart no I see if I already to give it to someone and and then someone else lands something there in danger and they could use it I have nothing left to exactly 2117 the subjects are showing a natural mistrust of one another it's my go isn't that right Brian [Laughter] yes okay that's an eight and it's doubles eight and doubles oh they get to move twice they get to move twice they're getting pretty quick on there feet now um oh equidistant here so who's Richard O'Brien going to go for well I think he can probably smell as a few more people this way so we'll go diddly dooo diddly de diddly hello who's this oh he's got his hand right inside you right inside your th get my all the things that I thought were going to be said to me today right Rich right inside you not one of them there we go oh my God that's horrifying fantastic playing his harmonica maybe he likes to so very good very good 2118 Sullivan made a funny joke probably out of nerves unfortunately Richard O'Brien's still superpowered from the confidence boost pamel Anderson gave him so he's still going to be running a D6 you'd have to wipe out the horde for it to uh go down again oh it's hot in here isn't it four can oh no you have to you have to roll four I can't I can't win no you can you got a one in four chance four she's undefeatable incredible look at those hands get off me Richard O'Brian and Richard O'Brien perishing and goes the way of Pamela Anderson amazing oh that saved me as well cuz it was going to come to me oh you're welcome thank you so much for these move eight as well yes and I think Lor is the closest they can smell the vapors of the petrol car three four didn't know they could go anywh around the board seven eight y they can go anywhere they like what we've observed so far is they tend to go the shortest distance to the nearest human being maybe they're lonely here's a default can't borrow a gun could I per chance if any anyone had a spare gun borrow a gun is this do are they single use or they forever forever forever oh yeah what are you going to give me in return I love capitalism so much I promise not to [ __ ] bite you I don't know that's not I what you got kicking around you got a property I'll take my chances with a [ __ ] Undead thank you five oh I don't think I can beat that oh y well let's see what the dice says but I think you're right only you had a so four oh close close too close he is too close and then oh what happens let's find out so if you'd like to turn over one of these cards there's a one in three chance unharmed you got away but it's not that straightforward obviously the medical authorities have your best interest at heart as you've been in close proximity with a sick person uh we'd love to see you over in quarantine just to check you're okay okay okay fantastic so you'll just be there to your next turn and while you're here uh let's let's have a role of this D7 okay rarely see really it's almost as if it dice weren't made to have this many signs we've been doing experiments uh that's a one and you're one of them uh it's not just the dice we've been tinkering with that's right you you're going to be a mother what well let me tell you uh you now have a baby growing inside of you [Music] uh I'm glowing you are glowing yes yes and and very warm and when people get near you or electronic equipment gets near you it goes War um there's a chance it's a zombie baby so we'll find out when we release you from quarantine on your next turn and if it's a zombie well you'll have a little zombie baby following you around trying to eat your brains oh okay but you'll have a deep maternal bond with it I'm and it'll be following only you around presumably cuz you're its mother I'm it's mother it's so important there's no love like it yep I never thought I could like a game less than I like regular Monopoly but do you know what we found it these the zombie baby cubes little cubes the red one the red the red one so this is how you can remember that you've got that zombie baby lovely stuff who's next oh it's me again oh lucky old me uh that's 10 get any get any old wear couldn't we where should we go Steve oh let's go down to Party Town I hear this oldy this old boot's a good person to hang around with 1 2 3 4 5 6 seven um brains um but are there any brains to eat let's find out here we go a brother four oh lucky you we got a five nom nom nom here we go unharmed uned we're all okay not a zombie we'd really love to see you in the quarantine section please for sake I forgot about that send you over just a formality just a formality hello um where's that D7 that one thank you Dice weren't meant to be this shade why have you created me it's three ooh you're in luck Sullivan you've got a fresh set of legs maybe not where you'd like to have legs but they seem to work so now you get to roll an extra Dy when you move but good but they're not quite perfect legs because every time you do if you roll an odd number you trip and fall and are prone for your next turn and your screaming draws the zombies towards you so are these extra legs on the front or the back it's the pink Cube I think one on the head and one on the arms so you can sort of cartwheel everywhere like the the aisle of man lovely stuff amazing and the zombies still have three SPAC of movement oh do we oh come come why did you tell him that one true it's the rules um let's have a nom this is survival I don't want to go to the quarantine I don't want to be eaten I bet you're feeling safe with those guns aren't you I am see what's happening out there I do still have one to trade if anyone wants to you could get a gun I should have traded for a gun how much do you want for a gun I'm looking for property property I take an orange don't give in to the landlord to tell you it's a big decision that seems fair cuz I get to keep the gun right and it's multiuse yeah that's fair thank you of course the good thing about the situation that's happening outside is letting agents are no longer a thing there's no middleman as such right okay so I get a d10 as well yes thank you so much where's it gone delightful thank you so much five good both yep one and eight very good lovely stuff you love to see it you haven't been bitten you've killed one of these um which one would you like to die the the green lady can go see you the zombies move one more one one more space we'll just stand here for now says my go lucky you and I roll with 3d6 oh yeah run just okay so that's 6 + 4 + 6 16 yes that's an even number yes an even number lucky you 1 two 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 what's worse is that I passed free parking oh yes which means that we get some more little friends oh no would you put Richard over there please so past three parking so they've gone up in a dice level right that's they're on a d8 now they're on a d8 lucky them or are they on a D7 uh oh yes actually no that does make more sense doesn't it if we've got the numbers we may as well use them we got so I'm on 12 at the moment right and I have D4 um hey look at that rifle you don't need a rifle look at look at pille Road Isn't it nice isn't pille Road nice I like it I Like It's Hot Stuff hot stuffer right oh yeah oh I agree to the trade as well you can't fill in my bit of the conversation in your head so sorry it's just there's not much I can do in this world with bottle caps it seems well what I just take the property for one loan of the gun and you takeing the gun back I'm not sure I trust a convicted criminal to give me my property back listen I was only in in prison for fraud and murder so don't worry about me s in good stad for this tan tilly really wants this pedal road I'll give it to you that machine gun though if you want to up the bid yeah I think it's good to have a gun that's my take I haven't taking your sheets off the bed in quarantine I'm right he'll be back what I will remind you is uh if you've got a full property set you can start building houses which gives you a bonus and once you build houses you build barricade the zombies cannot penetrate easily all right uh here we go Pentonville Road not easy to get a hotel in Monopoly though is it what a what a [ __ ] I've roll a three oh lucky you it's a seven that's a bit more than a three isn't it uh let's see what's happened no no no no no I've been bitten I've been bitten I'm sorry I'm so sorry I you could have BL me you this game all of us you couldn't L load to me oh there's something funny about when landlords get bitten by zombies as well if landlords are the worst of us imagine what they're like as zombies the worst of them super zombies those ones that run and can breathe in water so um here every brain cavity into a studio apartment here's what you need to know about zombie players so zombies do not collect money after passing go so you've only got the money you ended with oh arguably this was better for you can I can I can I still steal money off people uh presumably not in this case I think it's probably the case that you've retained a bit of Knowledge from your previous life okay so yes you can you can still steal it could be that either you try and eat their brains or you steal from them how do that grab you that's good yeah like this great so you roll dice just like other players but you can move in any direction you like you can use the train system fantastic you've retained some some cognizance so you can make you know choices about which way you go where you go what you're doing playing as a zombie is simple you're just going to hunt down the other players um separate from what The Horde is doing you [ __ ] up I I could kill him right could have given him gun certainly try uh if you get the as a zombie you won't be able to use weapons or buy properties but you will be able to utilize special zombie abilities by spending bottle caps [ __ ] sake fantastic a 100 bottle caps gets you emotional blackmail that's where the character attacking you will recognize you as a former friend and find it very difficult to shoot you they lose all but one of their dice while fighting You by spending 50 bottle caps you may delay your opponent you can use this to stop your opponent from leaving their position your opponent can try and fight you back but it's a straight one die rolloff by spending a 100 bottle caps you may release the virus into the air making the space that you are onp poisonous to anyone who passes it for three turns this can be stopped with a gas mask by spending 50 bottle caps you may temporarily evolve and run faster to try to catch up with humans getting a second roll after you've moved from your first one but of course you've kept your extra legs yes that is true yes so you're an incredibly formidable and fast four-legged zombie horrific someone kill him please one in his head in his you can also grow Stronger by passing run yes good good you can win the game if you get all of these turned into zombies well that be fun and you guys can win the game by um getting rid of the zombies I guess sounds fair doesn't it yeah well I've still got four spaces of movement you do do you want to use it yes oh hello hi hello I said I was going to give you the gun but it was just my arms w't work working thank you very much you're welcome thank you and may I spend these bottle caps on a special zombie ability you may indeed how many bottle caps do you have I've got I've got 200 so would you like to look at the menu yes just have a little look I think I might spend 50 to delay Tilly so then uh she can't leave her position oh God I think that'll be good so just going to do that that's you back hello no join me I don't you wanted me to be a zombie so badly sorry I should have given you the gun I was going to give you a whole property to lend it for one turn for one little turn that was all it was going to be one little tiny baby turn I just thought you wouldn't give it back probably well probably not but still still here I am now a zombie an angry zombie and now you're stuck so yes just to clarify how zombies and humans can win at this stage we have a zombie player the rest of you if you are the last surviving human you simply have to survive for three more turns well that seems like far off at the moment CU there's so three of you you could easily deal with the situation and if you're the zombie player the zombies are going to win if the last human doesn't survive for three turns once they've survived for three turns the zombies have lost it's as simple as that and I'm sure it won't get any more complicated I'm sure that's it ah yes and also I should clarify the doctor has a special win rule which is to cure everyone but how do I cure anyone oh I don't know I'm not a doctor for God's [Laughter] sake at wait Tilly you'll have to find the Cure we've been clapping for you every night come on hurry up come on Ty hurry up know what the stethoscope does well I suppose you won't be needing these will you no you better find that cure quick well about this baby oh yes let's have a coin toss don't have a coin I got a coin how exciting real money from the old days do you remember the the old days when we used to go get a Big Mac and people on the tube wouldn't be trying to bite you do you remember the old days the old don't take that off don't take that off no Dominic no doic we put that on for protection don't want to get anyone contaminated uh because I've been touching all sorts of stuff been pick a nose who knows what uh yes heads it comes out head first like a normal baby Tails it comes out leg first zombie like a zombie oh what's it going to be it's heads it's a normal baby a beautiful normal baby congratul oh my God congratulations Lor so happy you're a mother I've never been more happy what's it called zy go fantastic you're going to be okay and to remove all Peril to babies from the game we'll simply put that block away what are you doing with my baby uh we're looking after it at the U maternity facility Clinic Ward uh yes yes we know what babies do okay uh that's five two three four five oh that's great where two can I I'm going to stay but can I buy it you can you can buy it cuz it could be use F to trade with tan because then she can use that train route from the two train St she's got interesting isn't it trade with tan of all things uh yeah I'll have that please seven one two three cring another zombie over there another zombie over here're on a DA and now they're on a d8 bring out the zombies is this one ooh there he is he's come to rock your rolles I've got a I've got a machine gun which gives me a D12 when fighting zombies fantastic can't wait to see if it's effective you also get to roll your D4 as well I do you can shoot and punch oh I can shoot and punch just like in real life ooh nine unbeatable with my three well done you kill a zombie which one do you want to get rid of and then I continue my movement to troger square which I'll by but what about um what about Fleet Street you passed little old little old zombie me I am a I am a landlord who owns that property so at the same time as you're getting better and I think you should cough up excuse me excuse me to be on the sidewalk outside what hey you people outside you owe me rent I mean it's the way London's going I think is not too long before London landlords start trying to do that in charge but for the street yeah just just tolls everywhere um right I'm going I'm can I spend uh my can I do my zombie ability yes what would you like uh can I spend uh 100 bottle caps to use emotional blackmail please uh so we go on do the emotional blackmail then oh Tegan hi don't worry about me I'm just salvan you've got an extra leg coming out of your head and one out of your butt yeah it looks good right tell me it looks good it it looks so good good who you okay there yeah sorry I just had a whiff a few you know I saw Tilly earlier and she wasn't so happy to see me but um she tried to fight me but you wouldn't shoot me would you oh I I would never good we are going to put down that gun then aren't you it's just going to be a D4 versus the D4 I suppose yes it is people should have been a bit more Sher with the guns earlier I like [ __ ] hell well Barney the dinosaur what's our lesson today share your guns you love all right all right gosh darn o I mean this is going to be close right it's a two nom nom nom look at the deck let's see how bad it is this is not good let's put you in quarantine and make sure you're okay why you all of the let's see what we do with you six six o let's see let's see what shall we be FL call me Robin Williams because I've turned your skin into rubberized [Laughter] goo it's a son of living isn't it everyone's hit favorite Robin Williams movie from the '90s naughties I '90s '90s I love the '90s I love the '90s I love '90s Tech you remember the tech we had in the '90s phones with big Aerials telescopic Aerials fantastic and you're one of my favorite Robin Williams films now you're Flubber so you now only roll one die but if you win a contest with the zombies they will be stuck in place for their next turn because of the goo okay so we'll uh we'll we'll release You Into the Wild on your next turn that's a green Cube for the flabber it's a zombies turn it's our go thank you when are we going to get around this doubles Double Trouble which way shall we go yeah oh she strling the th I'm just like hi guys good to see you guys it's B and ages guys oh you're not getting around this board very quick are you takes a ages know why right um well Tilly you got a problem some trespass es watch out they might be squatters oh no they're just zombies what a relief not just desperate people who need shelter good okay let's uh so there a d8 versus a d10 lovely do I get a D4 as well yes yes D4 as well yeah okay seven oh that's tasty can smell your skin oh she's done it 11 fantastic 7-Eleven which would you like but this is one this is one corner shop we won't be stopping at I think I'll get rid of the one that is uh straddling me currently both one's sat one's face sitting you the other one yeah the one who's face sitting me can go so appendicitis stays Annie appendicitis the other ones move 10 ptis uh let's move them along that way if you wouldn't be so kind both of them yep one two how far is that 10 to to jail yeah yeah but I think they're just visiting are they I think yes I think we'll probably protect you while you're in quarantine I think it's the least we can do God yes yes yes um and you roll doubles there y yes roll again this one didn't use all of its movement did it no just just went one so oh yeah let's go two three four five six seven [Applause] eight do you want to spread the guns around this time guys I need a gun you could trade it for the railway I I'll help you cuz what what do you want I'll give you I'll give you five five it's this so I'm [ __ ] chasing you you've got more money than that you can at least give me some more money money some more money I'm saving your life money now yes yes I got to survive as [Laughter] well take 50 I don't want 50 that's you've got five you got hundreds you've got all kinds of stuff going on over there what do you mean 50 ridiculous listen I paid 200 for this well I gave tan my orange property so what properties have you got oh I'll just let them bite me fine you all deserve to die you clap for me did [ __ ] all else you I don't know all the time in the world do it I don't like it welcome to Northerners negotiating just let me borrow the gun for 50 I'll give it back okay so we can share the gun on our turn survive as long as I trade as long as I trade you something for it right okay and I'll trade you it back back afterwards it's a fascinating experiment can I have a d10 please that radioactive medicine that's an 11 it's oh can't beat unbeatable and yet I've rolled 12 no okay she's gone goodbye Annie appendicitis I'm in a very singy mood today I think that was the fever um the zombies go again Good Night Fever oh no they're Disco Zombies they discovered the 70s oh no uh zombies go again they roll doubles that was just completed their movement so are you staying alive are you staying alive oh double [ __ ] sake let's go I mean why am I annoyed I'm happy this is fantastic that's four they're going to go for you again Staying Alive doubles again do you go to jail no three doubles three doubles what sort of punish zies don't go to quarantine imagine the chaos that would happen you'd be attack yeah you're right they go to quar no no I feel like you should be no I feel like you should be punished no no that's not what I meant of Justice in this world who led those into the quarantine oh no it was all T idea well while we've got them we may as well see what happens if we put them in the same room together and observe them um we'll put some magazines out get the temperature a bit warmer ask them to keep waiting I'll see you in a minute uh put some 70s funky techno on and what do you know uh our experiment on the zombies has meant they've mutated and they're going to go up to a d10 lovely stuff ready yeah you scared yeah should be four very beatable nine what are you doing finding that machine gun in the quarantine this is a medical space I have no God goodbye Brian's gone and you Flubber IED um who is that that's tler again she's back in a big way she's back and deader than ever a new series of bayat on its way she looks like she's been um lovely here we go uh four five 10 10 get move all right one 2 3 4 five 6 7 eight I don't get to upgrade going past free parking it's only run isn't it oh actually it says here I miss Mis rdit M it does say run or free Park oh fantastic I get a D6 yeah not bad lovely stuff great um and going get your d10 d10 and a D4 yeah so yeah it's going to be hard to beat you but still a three uh that's a three from me playing uh very close one two and that'll be 10 please who are the real monsters here come on all right can I have 40 back in change please yes unfortunately there's nothing in the rules about zombies not paying rent and it wasn't just me that wrote the rules was it Sullivan so uh who's to blame that's true enough can I move now yep you were able to move now I need toay you want to okay don't roll ghost ja oh god well I don't know maybe that's where I make the Cure I don't know how this game works nine n nine one two three four five six seven eight nine Street O Street how much is it uh 26 there you go thank you very much Lor's turn that's a four one 2 three four for God's sake oh that's that'll be 16 please I can't believe it's just gone back to regular Monopoly [Music] now okay off we go two two two one two oh you owe Tilly some do rent is four times the amount shown on dice 8 all right uh zombies it's hot God it's hot come on zombies come on zombies come on zombies 11 11 1 2 bite attack attack what is it a d10 10 beat 10 go on beat 10 that's 10 that's 10 that's for God's sake goodbye goodbye all right roll your dice uh right is that no more zombies There's No More Zombies they go down a dice the zombies that go down to a d8 because the horde has been temporarily obliterated but the virus is still spreading toxins are in the air the water is still being run by T's water so nothing is safe here we go uh that is an odd number so I don't move so it go straight to chil S you've got to move you've got to run the zombies are coming back nine nine one two three four five six seven eight nine Old Kent Road the zombies come back oh no and you get 200 oh stick a zombie over there please yep Elvis is here there's more there's more it's Old Kent Road and you found a Dictaphone which is a bit weird isn't it who uses dictaphones these days it's like we're in a Bethesda game or something must be someone who was really into '90s Tech do you want to play the dict yes please I think I've done it the virus to create the perfect human being is nearly complete there's a slight chance of creating a half man half pig hybrid but that's the price I'm willing to pay to create a new species of humans a species that never feels the need to comment about the history of Monopoly and only wants more Monopoly based YouTube content Pete quinel isn't enough we need more test subjects so I've decided to release Peter into Central London and begin experiments on people that it's okay to treat like guinea pigs and who we don't need to feel any compassion or Humanity towards the landlords and they can't escape they'll be trapped by their own greed and the economic situation they've created what do you think Pete ow ow stop biting that was my hand Jesus wet I mean I don't know what that's about sounded a lot like you D yeah sounded a lot like you d a little bit yeah you think I would trick you into this room to play Monopoly as a way of doing some sort of weird experiment to see what happens to try and create the perfect the perfect YouTube commenter you think I do something insane like that yes well yes yes you think you're playing a game you're not trapped in the game you're trapped in here with me and if you want to escape you have to find another way out the victory conditions are meaningless meaningless what are you going to do what are you going to do Tegan you didn't even play the last Monopoly game it's not fair is it right carry on would you like to buy old K yeah go I will actually as well we're learning I really thought what you were going to tell me how to create the CER with that dictaphone but it was just back story we just got law yeah you really that Priceless 11 nice one oh oh he's uh landed on and uh and will be passing free parking oh Deary Deary doctors what are they going to do they'll put a uh needle into you and grow you a new head that's a poem I've been working it's very good it's it's great it was very two heads are better than one d10 now they six okay okay oh what's that it's an eight what did you roll a six oh dear eight beats a six yeah let's see how bad it is I I'll just have a look I'm fine no no a you don't look very well see you're fine can I just have my gun back I'm fine can just get my gun back before you I'm fine fine I'm no doctor but he do look fine to me we've now got two zombies that were human players they have all the intelligence of the human players which makes them about as formidable as the zombies don't give anyone your guns except this one's got a gun lovely stuff um what does he do with this gun cuz he can't use a gun as a zombie so I think he probably drops it where he is yeah so that could be picked up I think if you pass parking so there's a rifle lying in free parking where currently there's a shitload of zombies Milling about still got another 10 spaces of movement as well because you rolled an 11 Choo Cho oh yeah cuz the boots zombie but he's only got D4 he's only got D4 to fight with unless I use a zombie power oh oh yeah he's got the Doh was it 100 his emotional blackmail his emotional blackmail let's see this emotional blackmail what are you going to say Put the gun down you just have to put it down please but I but but if I put it down and there's a chance I I'll be fine it's okay I can't shoot you I can't shoot you man I can't do it you like me do you want yeah oh Christ what was that was that that was a one that's not good no it got stuck in the crevice three no nom nom nom nom nom nom nom it'll be fine hey it be fine it'll be what if you're the last human standing hey hey Tilly where's that cure yeah for [ __ ] sake Tilly oh it's fine I'm unharmed I'm unharmed I'm happy day kukay let's take you to the quarantine I me just like lurking outside now hello come out hello friend uh the D where's the D7 gone why do I have to Raw experiment cure a fix a medical Marvel a mutation perhaps what's that seven seven ooh we found a cure oh we think we've believe we've used your DNA to create a cure but now we need you to test it when when you next fight a zombie you can use the Cure and see what happens I think there's heavy parenthesis around we believe found cure okay okay what cure uh it is white for Doctor oh nice he's going to say disintegration the doctor album by not that I'm a doctor I wouldn't know um laor you still got two more spaces of movement I mean I might as well go here I can use the trains mm oh clever smart clever smart great was tens go great the one because of my Flubber kind of good in a sense because otherwise you're going to definitely passes three oh that's un lucky hello hello hello you want to use that cure yeah can I use my cure absolutely roll a D6 and what I'll say is on a one The Cure Works which might turn who you with Sullivan it might turn Sullivan human again on a two three or four uh the zombie will get stronger and on a five or six you'll become a zombie no no you this before that's dastardly more okay one is cure one is cure two through four is stronger five or six I'm a Zombie yeah don't roll back or roll a three Okay so Sullivan's now fighting with a D7 D7 so you've distracted him with your bottle spray that we gave you of your own DNA yeah fantastic piss thisiss makes me stronger watch this lying on the floor Donald Trump why it's another dictaphone how weird would you like to play it oh please do margerie the experiment is out of control they're eating each other London isn't safe for us I've been trying to page you but I hope you'll listen to my dictaphones because you know my love of 90s technology I found a way to get you out you just need to get control of the trains all of them and then that's weird it cuts off like that I don't know what that's about either I don't think you need to worry about that train business don't worry about it uh and besides that was clearly a message for margerie whoever she is so I think you should ignore it because that would be rude if you listen to All of margery's messages okay well it's the zombies go [Music] lovely yippe here we come to save the day for the zombies Doubles Doubles you're doing very well today Brian thank you to the thimble to the wall should never have given giving up my gun look at how depressed you are about it it's all right it's not so bad being a zombie someone sprayed piss on me that's the idea that's the spirit go on give it a roll I'm halfway there six six is unable I can't win three you tried tasty tasty let's see who's snacking on me unharmed ftic the quarantine quarantine quarantine Sublime let's roll the dine a number we haven't had please five oh I don't think we have oh wow cool beans this is super sci-fi 90s cool because this is Quantum Leap um yes your body has been infused with Quantum particles when you complete a move you immediately teleport to the opposite tile on the mirror side of the board wow that's quite fun yeah I mean you have as as much control over it as where you land anyway so it does it really matters but it'll be cool won't it and some little guy will turn up with a Rubik's Cube and be like hey you're in the body of a of a woman working in Las Vegas and you need to finish her unfinished business otherwise you can't get back to your own body you'll never get back to your own body because the series will be so popular we're going to keep jumping you from body to body to body to body to love Quantum Le great show these zombies move eight a purle cube for you yay I'm a time traveler [ __ ] space traveler space traveler be uh it's a d10 versus a D12 and a D4 thank you four four 13 you've done it knock one of those zombies away it's gone the way that we all go I kind of like to the gr but the zombies did roll a double right yeah they did yeah they roll eight nine uh let's go let's send this one this way think 1 2 3 4 5 6 S8 n that's now so they've gone up to a d uh 12 fantastic and these guys are going to go that way do I do we add more to four five six seven uh no it's only when we pass those not so that is six oh that's 15 I don't get to move cuz I got got my fresh legs sad There You Go Tilly sweet fresh legs that's doubles that's a three and a three six so you got a Bow Street so you're going to go one two three hello hello that's me first oh sorry Sullivan first and then it's me um so I'm rolling with a D7 now yes uh so I probably won't get a chance to use my cool time ability because I'm going to be bitten to death we don't know that for sure oh that's a b you're so negative that's four you're fine okay see just do that again 1 two three excuse me for not having a positive mental attitude in the horrible Wasteland you've created I didn't with your own desire to you want a D4 as well I have not passed anything yet so you're on a D4 so it's D4 versus D4 okay four it's a shame no one's been picking up all the supplies and OB supplies really it's shame been picking up the supplies you 2 three four five six so ends up here and then zaps over to well actually she would zap over to here right cuz it's the mirrors the oh flippy whip see an obstacle great I need more of those watch your step watch your step okay foot stuck in a bear trap roll the D6 and if it's four or higher then you can free yourself oh goodie roll with only one dice until you pay 500 bottle caps to heal your wounds don't know why there's bear traps in central London but there we go of all these zombies zombies I suppose well here you go can I roll it now yeah yeah yeah you roll it now to see whether you free yourself and you haven't freed yourself unfortunately ouch so you're stuck in place don't be there for so long that you bleed out that's my tip come on humans you can do this so I could go here but I could also go 1 2 3 4 I get stronger if I go past here don't I 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 very good good now you can use a D6 now I can use a D6 very good and what I will remind you all is uh the humans uh if you um get your properties together you can you can build barricades if you build a hotel might require you to work together a little bit which uh surpris none of us have landed on a property in a long long long time and the good news is tan you've got one of the train stations that was mentioned on the dictaphone message yeah what could that imply should we find out yeah because there's a Dictaphone a that's nice that's handy I do like dictaphones yeah excellent work marjerie now you just need to use one of the Hidden access points in Park Lane or Mayfair but be careful because it's weird how they always do that yeah where he's got a bad cuff or something yeah so it's not like a Dictaphone works like a telephone in like when you go through a tunnel you lose signal strange isn't it his sweat was all over the tape and it just wasn't record so it sounds like there might be another way out of this situation but it sounds like there's a secret access point in May feral Park Lane but I I wouldn't I'd be very worried if a zombie got through there oh no sounds like a hidden wi condition to me but what would I know I'm not a doctor whose go is it it's t mine roll those days here I go one of the humans could try the other humans could try and get a train station get out before this TW 12 1 2 3 four five 6 7 8 nine okay okay um where's my normal well first of all we add an extra zombie freak you can pick up that rifle as well ooh oh yes lovely stuff little more bargaining and the zombies are now uh D D12 it was d10 and I've got a D12 dice as well you got a D12 a d10 and a D4 right now you have to roll this after me okay that's 10 10 D and then my 10 and then my four please and a four and a full gun gun Punch gunun Kick we gun gun kick it 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 very good thank you let's get rid of appendix oop sorry and was 10 11 12 I'm going to I've got to fight you and then I'm going to buy that yeah okay holy moly and you're exciting stuff you're rolling a which I'm rolling a D6 currently okay the rail network where's the six there it is there it is beat that beat that mate I think it's going to be pretty tough with three dice she just four she just it could be I mean even if you got one you still would have won so it would have been fun you can buy stre for 200 please I'll take 300 bottle caps back and because I rolled it double I get to go again thank you bye Jo I think she's got it I'm feeling full of Hope Oh wait I only get one dice don't I oh yes cuz my fler oh de oh D passed with the second dice dear do we have to roll all that I mean I think what we'll do conveniently forget uh no we'll um we'll say that we'll let you get away with that first one okay except we're going to give you either you can choose would you like a new medical experiment or would you like the zombies to get stronger zombies get stronger okay medical experiment it is um let's have a roll we want a two or a four please cuz that always will be interesting two oh two two lovely stuff release the clone of Teegan what that's right we're releasing a clone of Tegan and anything that happens to the Clone happens to you including becoming a zombie the Clone is under the control of the medical authorities and takes its turn at the same time as you if you pass your clone you must try to kill it but with a reduced die because of the horror of having to kill your doppelganger can't do this anymore that's a yellow Cube so let's put the yellow cube in quarantine where it will be released from oh good quarantine with all the zombies lovely stuff wow what's that 10 uh let's go here CH two three and we'll move these guys that way yeah just as far as they can go one two three four 5 6 7 8 nine 10 run fantastic T oh wow what a surprise let's go rock we just see you in quarantine versus to 10 if you can calm down append deciders Annie we 22 oh wow you said that like it was close miles away Tam Anderson's back to Malibu Malibu creme let's see who's next it's you oh yes it is uh that is an eight keep rolling rolling rolling rolling keep rolling rolling this way is my best way right yeah cuz I want to go past pre parking as well so now I'm on a d8 it's very nice yeah fantastic your your radioactive Powers have been activated by the car park the multi-story car park that we've hidden all the uranium in doctor how many people have you cured none come on maybe start pots instead that'll help okay so I can only roll with one no no you can roll with two no I can't yes no you have you have to try and free yourself first okay that's the thing come on just pull harder that normally works with be traps hey you're free it works sen rip and the bone cracks you're loose and now if you pay 500 you can you can roll with two yeah do I want to do that I actually think rolling rolling one is actually quite good better the the whatever the thing is yeah you only need to get to one of those you want to get to one of those two spaces I can't get through though cuz I don't own the well someone might lend you a train station cuz they've got two of them six no pity three four so they go up to do you have a D14 I think we do yes oh just bite me please put me out my misery so it goes up to D14 14 14 so I can't beat that I don't you can a D4 so um if take let's see oh looks like somebody's joining the winning team I love brains what a dilemma well it seems that there is only one human player left if you survive for three turns you might win okay but you might want to try and get out through Mayfair or Park Lane before there's zombie players do okay also I'm going to say that the zombie players I think you can all probably get through I think you can probably all take a punt uh so you might want to get there quickly sharp because if they get through it's going it's probably going to be game over for you okay uh but you're very close to winning you're very close to winning you just got to survive three turns how hard can it be uh let's find out so get out of this situation well you're a zombie so I guess you want to spread your situation spread my situation seven uh where am I going I might go around this way yeah okay so one two three five six seven oh back to your own home that's pretty nice that is quite nice what's that noise you hear that oh oh is my phone oh it's the national warning system what's that mean oh how' you work this thing how' you get it to stop stop oh okay yeah so they're going to drop um looks like they're going to drop a nuclear bomb on London because of the uh because of the zombies um oh dear oh dear uh do you want to hear the next dictaphone message yes sorry yeah margerie get out however you can there's a gap in the compound wall behind the multi-story car park run don't let any of those those zombies get out with you I wonder what that means well I'll tell you what it means it means there are now two Escape Routes from the city there's uh Mayfair and Park Lane that route and now it sounds like there's an Escape Route on free parking so you've got to get to either of those to get out if you're human obviously you might be you might be on the home stretch here you want to get out though before the zombies do cuz if the zombies get out that's bad news for everybody isn't it and uh according to the warning system we've got exactly 10 actual minutes go run run run five 1 2 3 4 no no unfortunately because of the crisis quarantine is closed so you can stay there okay that's worse for you cuz you I know you're further away from this but it's it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay go zop okay okay uh oh it's zombies zombies zombies zombies taking their time having some fun drinking some brine they'd go this way I think te is closest yes n Nom or are they trying to get in oh well they want to get a free parking yes yes two three four five six perfect lovely is me right I need to criet I need to roll low uh so that is uh 8 + 6 is 14 that is an even number but I don't want to go too far away uh but um okay I'm going to go you go through the stations yes you Loop Round is there anywh 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 can you go through stage all the zombies going to use the Subways yes so yes I'm going to go round back to marbor Street lovely stuff okay we've got one mad zombie just going round and around in circles over here distressed by the sirens laring on every street 12 so you've gone into the electric uh company or unless you want to go around here this way well I can go way right yeah yeah go either way and I can use the you can use stations as well yeah I'm a Zombie remember remember when that happened 1 2 3 4 five six is that right and then 7 8 9 10 11 12 you've done it you've done it you've done it here we go well done margerie you've made it to the secret helipad the pilot has been instructed to only take one in case you are followed obviously any infected subject escaping on the helicopter would be disastrous for the global population so there's a little riddle for you to solve but I know you'll work it out my little piglet the pilot is waiting for you and he says I've been asked to ask you who's the favorite piglet don't look at here I can't why can't you all know who his favorite I don't know his favorite Pap there been plenty of glues why am I I don't know Tick Tock who could it be oh it's margerie oh yeah all right you want to get on the helicopter yeah thanks see you [ __ ] I'm not Zombie by the way uh good uh well unfortunately one of the zombies has got loose into the wider bad news for Humanity but the humans in the game might still get out save yourself what do you say yeah well um uh yes you you get to go now Lori we need to try and save ourselves as much as you didn't I only need to survive three turns ah but the time is going I don't know whether that's going to yeah you need to get out you had one turn there's not a helicopter at Park Lane is there still uh is it gone one spot I'll be taking I'll be going through the train station then 1 two three four four five five okay TIG tigan quickly so I can only get out through there now yep all the way around and I can only roll one okay great five five five you can buy this and then move but you've got to go through the zomes to go through the zombies first Dear what a shame hurry up fight the zombies T and then uh is this the 10 and the 12 and the D4 and the D4 okay Sha 5 seven and what are they rolling they're on the 12 right now still on the twelves where's the 12 oh my God where's the 12 go on go go on go on seven seven you're fine okay fine okay and I'm going to buy this railroad zombie dies Liverpool Street's mine great oh yep take pick an ugly one soly pretty ones leave the pretty ones zombies go oh lovely where are those dice oh yes lovely right I'll just pick these ones up then with my hand no come on that's a six uh we'll go after that lovely lady who uh called me ugly jimy crickets jimy crickets indeed hurry up a 8 9 10 11's that D12 MAV oh is that the D12 no that's the D12 here we go fire a zombie lose another ugly one lose a zombie get him out of one go go go go go uh okay even the zombies are scared oh [ __ ] no it's an odd number it's an OD number can't move what a Pity those legs are clumsy AR they don't roll that next time so close what a shame six one 2 3 4 five times what I do what do I do what do I do with the freeing God put me out my I worked so hard to get [Applause] this well you've made it out it's just up to me and Lori to try and Escape now did I do it did I do it I madean here we go here we go okay uh that is is 10 that is 10 1 2 3 oh yeah yeah yeah 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 what I will tell you is if the zombies all get out you're dead anyway four uh eight 1 2 3 4 five six 7 eight and I roll again cuz I roll doubles five no one two three four five raing isn't it hey what about myo okay okay that's yeah there's 10 Again 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 yes I'm in it out I'm in it out yeah yeah okay L you get out then we're good then we win eight again 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 n oh sorry eight take a chance chance chance chance take an obstacle ripoff you make a trade with a local Merchant you get completely ripped off loose 500 bottle caps bye take them you prick eight 1 2 3 4 5 6 7even eight [Laughter] seven take take take Supply run you must get to the jail to steal some suppli someone's in that ja at the moment time find them lose [ __ ] it I'm not going to ja it's closed it's closed leave me alone he one 2 oh [Laughter] yes yes oh what horror the zombies have won and you're dead I worked so hard oh those gy High those T of those was even the point of playing the G were St against me what was the point in well I forgot about my little time Crystal sorry the Clone has perished in the nuclear Inferno that is engulfed Central London wiping out what little zombie threat there's left it's just Richard O'Brien trapped in the crystal made no crystals to pay for his release and so he'll stay there with Mother playing his harmonica writing his musicals sorry Richard better luck next time eh let's hope the nuclear radiation doesn't make him stronger and stronger and bigger but it's all [ __ ] anyway because loads of zombies have escaped and now they're spreading all over the world well there's nothing more to say except uh thank you for joining me for this experiment uh this has been very educational and what have we learned do you think launch sequence activated humans are very tasty delicioso and very very greedy hey tan I wonder how the game would have been different if you'd shared your gun on that first turn weapons activated I have no regrets good and as they Feast on Tegan's brains and she has no regrets it's time for us to say good night and good luck in the zombie apocalypse that awaits you 3 2 1 get on [Music]