The Golfing Dead - Board to Death Preview
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Let's get this ball rolling. Hi, I'm J Carlo. And I'm Felicia. We're so professional. I'm looking for something on Google. And this is our preview video of It's a preview only. Oh god. Of Golfing Dead. Yes. Yes. With which rhymes with The Walking Dead. I think you understood that pun, right? That's the whole idea now. Golfing during a zombie apocalypse? Why not? In the Golfing Dead, players try to get the lowest score possible by replacing highstroke cards with low stroke cards in their player area. To set up, start by shuffling the stroke cards and dealing nine to each player. You can now rearrange the cards in your grid, unless using the right action card. Put the rest of the stroke cards in the middle of the table and flip one over to create the discard pile. Shuffle the action cards and deal three to each player. Keep your cards hidden from the other players. Put the rest of the action cards in the middle of the table to create a draw pile. Here's how you play. The game is played in two rounds, two completed grids. Each round is played in turns consisting of one stroke phase and one action phase. Play in clockwise order starting with the player to the left of the dealer. During the stroke phase, you can do one of the following. You can flip over one of the stroke cards in your grid. You can draw the top card from the draw pile and either replace one of the cards in your grid face up or down or discard it. Or you can take the top card from the discard pile and replace one of the cards in your grid face up or down.
During the action phase, you may play one of the action cards from your hand by discarding it. Replenish your hand after playing the card. The action cards will allow you to do different things such as rearrange cards within your grid or another player's grid, swap cards with another player, peek at another player's cards, draw extra stroke cards to place those in your grid, block attacks from other players, or make another player skip the turn, etc., etc., etc. Try to set up your grid to get three of the same stroke cards in a row in any direction to cancel out their value and get zero points for that line, even if the cards are negative. Wild cards are worth zero unless used in a three in a row, in which case they take on the same value as the other two cards. A round ends when one of the players has revealed all the cards in their grid. At that point, the remaining players play one more turn. Then they all reveal any cards in their grid that are still face down. At the end of each round, add up the stroke cards in your grid that are not the same as the other ones in that line, taking the plus and minus into account. The player with the least points wins. If you are looking for a short, light, yet strategic game, check out The Golfing Dead. And if you like it, back it
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