Baldur's Gate 3: Attack Upon the Iron Throne {Part 38}
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Everyone, welcome back to Board Games Unlocked and Bailing are continuing Balders's Gate 3. Um, so we fig we fixed it. Uh, it we had to kill like kill me. We tried downing me and then resing me, but then I I really wanted to keep talking to the [ __ ] Al Bear cub and then uh we had to kill kill me and then pay for withers to come back cuz god forbid you auto save whenever you go into camp. But
yeah, right.
All right. Well, we have Will with us now.
Will is Yeah, Will is now with me. Please will
follow me, sir. He has no armor on.
Yeah, it is.
Is that armor?
Yeah, it is. All right. Well, we'll see how that works.
It's a medium. Oh, he's not proficient with it. Oh, no. We might as well not have [ __ ] armor on him. All right. We'll have to get We need to go buy armor. Literally, it's the only thing I don't have for him. I have a The sword he has is good. Um, wait. Actually, no. The sword. I need a new sword for him, too. No, no, no. Hold on. I just need to do this. Give me back to Will. I need to make my pack weapon.
Yeah. Now it's my main weapon and it goes off of my decks and I'm proficient with it. Yeah. Gotcha. Okay. And then where'd she say we needed to go? Uh the Oh, no. No. No. What's going on? Yeah. No. Okay. What am I doing? Map. Okay. Um, so if we're doing Will's thing, we need to go to the It's to like the south.
Oh, there we go.
Directions. Yeah. Show on map. Right there. Right on the refrigerator. Okay. Yeah. So, we need to go to the We need to go west. Yep. And then down a little bit. Yeah. And then Asterion's stuff is a little bit north of us. But in the meantime, as we're running past everything, we need to find a shop so I can
buy some items for him.
Just to remind you, I'm a
But if you want a true vampire, I'm happy to.
Who is he talking to? I don't know. You probably
Yeah, it might be one of those situations where he's just talking out loud, right?
A broken steel watcher. A tag wired to it reads, "Unit defective. Return to the steel watch foundry at the west dock."
Yeah. Disable the steel watch. Whoa.
Oh [ __ ] What's going on? Oh, what's going on here?
Harry Nautles. God, I love that name.
Found his forks. Got it. Didn't see it up north. Thank god he's on to some proper sick bastards.
Oh, what a shame. Okay.
Yeah, what a shame, dude. What a shame. Everyone watched me loot their bodies.
Ah, no. It's shaking.
Um, so is it like a do we get on the boat? Is there like a Uh, let's see. Let's see.
Uh, we're not there yet. We still got to keep going over. Keep going to the west. I'd like to, except there's a massive ocean between us and where we need to go. You're looking south, am I?
Yeah.
Oh, yes, I am. Yes, I am.
Now,
what do you mean? Everywhere like wherever I'm facing is north and then everything it just constantly rotates. Come on. I always get lost somehow. I don't know why. Right, Zoro. Right. Anyway, look, there's people over here with weapons. I hope it's an armory.
Gloomy Fentonson and Fitz the firecracker. I could also try and uh pickpocket um his like some armor. Okay. F5, baby.
It's probably not going to work just because I didn't click on that.
You are welcome to purchase something else.
It's like, oh, you want to go and steal from her. Poor Killius.
What's he uh proficient with?
Uh light armor. Just light. It's the studded leather plus two. If you can if you're actually able to grab it. The drought studded leather. Oh [ __ ] Click the button. I'm backed out.
Um,
okay. I got it. I think the studded leather plus two. It's still in his inventory.
I got leather armor plus two.
The studded leather.
What? I didn't find studded leather plus two.
It's It's blue and it has all the enchantments on it. Yeah, that's Yeah, not that one. The one a little bit lower down.
Oh man. Yeah, here they come. Oh, wait. Except big old [ __ ] you.
Yeah, I succeed on the leather and then it's like, ah, no. Studded leather. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Can't have that. I'm just like a ri just rip his shirt off. Oh, what happened? You know what the problem is? The problem is it's based off of fifth edition this game.
Yeah.
Imagine it's like, "Hey, I would like to pickpocket this person in 3.5. I do it from a mile away. I I mean, so it it's it's based it's based off of fifth edition, but it's not like as bal not as good as what 3.5 or five could be because like
All right. Were you going to talk to him?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I don't I don't even know if that matters in any way. Like I don't know. So, it's uh right before the shield. Studded leather plus
the D studded leather.
No, it doesn't say D on me. It just says studded leather plus.
Okay, I got it. I got it. Yep.
Okay.
Do we want gloves? I mean, I don't think the gloves do anything.
No, I have He has gloves on.
Okay.
And then send that to Will. The hell is [ __ ]
And then hit F5.
All right. Huh? Pickpocket. Oh, I clicked over here. How? How? Like, why does every [ __ ] How, dude? Did they catch you? I succeeded on the [ __ ] pickpocket. Okay, so they showed up. All right, let's get out of here.
Are you What are you doing?
Okay. Yeah, you were just I thought you were talking to him.
No, no, no, no. I was just talking to uh
Yep. Yep. There. There immediately assumed
investigate you to be specific. No, I mean, why succeed on the [ __ ] check if you're going to get caught anyway? Yeah, that's it's really weird. And I somehow I knew I was going to [ __ ] fail a goddamn DC10. Oh well, 20 doesn't do me any good.
Let's leave. God damn. What is the [ __ ] point to say you can't steal?
Yeah, they make a lot of items in this game like, "Oh, you have to steal this to get it or like not a lot. They have some items in this game like, oh, you can only get
He made He made the comment uh yesterday or not yesterday, last episode." Um, okay. Apparently a seal watcher is just hopping around where it's like, "Oh, hey, how do you beat the Xin? Oh, you got to pickpocket an item off of him." And you're like, "Oh, they want you to pickpocket an item on the game that hates pickpocketing."
Yeah, that was literally the beginning of tonight.
I know.
Uh oh. I think you said the other day.
I said yesterday. And
oh, all right. This this uh wheel thing down here at the bottom, this is where we're going. Big yellow blob.
Yeah. Just [ __ ]
I think this is where we're going, right? That's where we're at. Yeah.
Somehow a game that came out 14 years ago, Skyrim, putting a bucket over a merchant's head and robbing them makes more sense than this game.
Yeah. I I uh
like it would make sense or like why don't 20s actually do anything extra
like they're just an auto success and that's it. It's not like like lockpicking is a great example. Hey, I lockpicked. I got a nat 20 on it. I It didn't break. I get to keep it.
Yeah, we want to go in this.
Yeah. or a um
I know
they hate they hate us if we do.
Uh
or like a nat 20 on like a a a charisma check against a guard when you steal something and they don't pester you because I'm sure if we go back there like hey you stole something. How do you know that?
How you you don't see it?
Like uh well your companion there is wearing it. No, we've had this like it's just it's so dumb if a [ __ ] DM pulled that [ __ ] Hey, I want to roll the pickpock at this guy and you succeeded and he still had you get arrested. I'd quit. I'd be like, "Okay, well, apparently nothing I do [ __ ] matters."
Yeah, that would be kind of [ __ ] irritating if the DM actually played it that way.
I also thought But we really do is
I mean I'm sure we can just barge right in.
I think so too. There's just all those people down there and I don't want to pickpocket in front of it or the open the door like that and they go
they go, "Oh, what do you think you're doing?"
I love how I jumped down here. Um I took damage because of course I did. Uh I didn't need to. We could have just walked around and I could have went up these steps. How the hell do you get You can't get around there, though.
There's not a Oh, yeah. You're right. I guess not. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes.
I jumped down, took damage.
Oh, you switch to Asterion and it
and then I'm like, "Oh, Asteria needs to jump down here. Otherwise, I can't pickpocket this [ __ ] thing. There you go. There's your three damage. There we go. Now, now we're all [ __ ] together.
It made sense that we we jumped a farther distance and didn't take damage than just jumping straight down. Yeah. Yep.
This game is going to give me [ __ ] stage four
already gave me dementia.
I I wish I wish so I didn't have to remember this [ __ ] [ __ ] hole.
Anyway, let's go in.
Will gave up freedom to save his father.
Yeah, he did, man. Hey, why don't you tell me about yourself?
You will never understand people like that.
You're [ __ ] talking to us. Yep. I wanted to go in.
What the [ __ ] are these?
Oh, okay.
They know we're here.
Yeah, apparently.
All right. Uh, sneak attack on the ripper. Where are you going? Uh, damn. I really want to use that. Keeping him up here.
Survival is all that matters.
Can I jump down there? I can. Well, isn't that nice? Can I move anymore? Oh, I can.
Are we just attacking people's pets? Hope so.
This doesn't look like a prison where Will's father would be kept. Mizara or whatever her name is.
She's like, "Oh, yeah. Go kill those pets in there.
They're actually Will's father's pets."
Will's like, "Oh, I don't want to do this. Oh, okay.
Whoa, 20.
I also took 20. I took another 14.
Also, just saying he [ __ ] hit me on a 20. Have a 22 AC and he still [ __ ] hits me.
Yeah, they're level two. Oh. You [ __ ] worthless piece of [ __ ] Could be
Carlac.
That's true.
There we go. Yeah, they have wolf fangs. I know. I'm taking them.
Yeah. There's a dead goblin up here.
I saw that. There's nothing on him, though.
Oh, there's a goblin skiar there.
A goblin scamar. A little scammy.
Yeah. Let's just let's just use that from now on.
Remember how we like were trying to figure out how to like lift things and it's like ah, it's too heavy to lift.
And then all it was was you had to go and click and drag and the game doesn't teach you any of that.
Yeah, that's that's pretty cool. That's one of those things like Yeah. Yeah. We should have been
This game has zero tutorial.
No, it has area one. That's all tutorial.
Oh, no. That's the prologue. That's not the same thing.
Oh, yeah. My bad.
Yeah, you [ __ ] idiot.
You're like, uh, okay, Seth. I feel like you're taking your frustration now that God, you know what? You know what bugs me about you?
Go on like a [ __ ] 20 minute rant. Anyways, continue playing the game. Do I feel better now?
Wow.
Like crying.
I need a Yeah, I need a break from you.
That must be
Don't come over to my house on D and D, please.
Our current D and D is almost as bad as this one. Hey.
Hey,
I'm clipping that Maya [ __ ]
in [ __ ] 40 weeks. Uh, time to lockpick 18. I mean, this is nice having a million things that contribute to the one thing I'm good at.
Five for you. That's That's what five is.
All right. Detention block. You going through this door?
Oh, dude. I thought I thought the pump I thought like that we couldn't click on that door. That's why I kept clicking the pump room thing. Oh, I was like, "Oh, this is like a wheel to open the door." Uh, a greasy smelly climb down. Oh, that's funny. What's up top? There's also machine parts storage. I'm open this up. Okay, I'm looking up top. They gave me the option to climb up here for some [ __ ] reason.
Hey, infernal iron carlike will need that. Oh, wait.
Oh, dude. Do you want some of this GC lube?
According to the label, this is filled with Gubricant.
What's in here? Whoa. Bunch of really good arrows. You going to send those to good old Asterion?
I will.
Oh, saving.
Oh, okay. Well, I I don't know where we're going, by the way, but this looks cool. I don't know if this is the same way to rescue Will's daddy.
Oh, dude. There's a submersible.
What's this?
You ain't supposed to be here.
You spot a curious metal cont. That's by that. I mean that one I get plus four to intimidation is 15. Got a nat 20. No, I got a dirty 20. A little skanky [ __ ] 20.
You tell them to stay out of the way. They're all [ __ ]
He can't stop on the dam and they go ding in front of the prow.
Bloody salt is always flopping around in the water. I've almost hit one or two now. Might have even nicked one off the port bow the other day.
The other day. Maybe that'll teach him to keep out of the way. This big boy, the captain of Gray Harbor, built him with my own two hands.
Take the passage between here and the iron throne faster than you can say, "Fuck the absolute."
Nothing without Lord Gaut's go ahead. I transport whoever he needs taken to the iron.
The iron throne, huh?
Feels like a ripoff. It's an underwater prison in the realms.
Maybe you're not supposed to be telling us this.
I was like, I have questions or yeah, you have answers. He's like, oh yeah, I'll tell you everything, man.
Keep those working under control.
Do you boss never sends anyone that prisoners? Um, intimidation again, baby. Nice. All right. Well, your next one's going to fail.
Yes.
I'll take you in, but look, there's some bad [ __ ] going down in there. You don't want to get involved. Neither did I, but it was them or me.
So, I killed every prisoner.
Get in when you're ready. Are you a good guy? Oh, hey, Kyle. What's up?
Hi. Just
what was your character's original name?
Lord Farquad.
Oh, that's right.
I look like Kyle Gat and James.
I should have made someone look like Jack Black. I should have made a bard. We should have made two bards.
Okay.
No.
No. I don't want to do anything with this ever again. Yeah, let's all of a sudden
No, right now. Just switch it. We can do it.
We We could I don't want to, but yes, you're right. We could we could do that. That'd be funny.
Box over here for Star's [ __ ] skinny little skinny little holes.
Lubed up lubed up fingers. He just spits on him every time. Do you need to do that? I want to see a [ __ ] I want to see that in D and D. A [ __ ] rogue do that time. just go
and and then pull out like it's like oh [ __ ] he's about to do and then he just pulls out a lock like a lockpicking kit.
We could We never make joke characters. I feel like that might be one of my issues is Oh, there was [ __ ] nothing in there.
Oh, cool. Why was it locked?
Well, to keep nothing in there.
We get in trouble whenever we make joke characters.
That is true. Yeah. I think Keith can make characters [ __ ]
No, no, no, no. We have a guy who makes who who makes joke characters, but he says they're serious characters.
Okay, I'll give you that. Um, or he makes a character that in theater of the mind stuff is is one way, but how it how it's actually played is completely different.
Do you remember
according to the label this is filled with G lubricants.
Sorry, I didn't mean to click the [ __ ] lubricant.
Oh [ __ ] we played we played uh a D and D at my house uh whenever I was with Megan and uh you made the character where you made the uh the bard who who uh walked behind people.
No, no, no. I made I made a weeb
and one of you one of you guys made a character that had prestigitation on me.
Um
that made it to where either it was always like a b yeah because that was that was during um when Maya made uh oh he's from fate zero
Gilgamesh. No, he made Gilgamesh and Yeah. And I dodged an arrow and rolled a net 20 to catch my fedora.
And you [ __ ] yourself.
And I did. And then I [ __ ] my pants
because you you said if I rol [ __ ] my pants that I was like, "All right, you [ __ ] your pants." Like, "God damn it."
Uh
[ __ ] uh guy who uh was invited from Keith. I don't remember his name.
I remember Andrew. Andrew. Yeah.
Yep. Yep. And he made it to where Yeah. No, dude. The irony is not lost on me on Andrew.
Dude, I know exactly where you're about to say.
No, I know where you're going with him.
They're the exact same player.
Yeah, that's not what I was going to say. I was going to say he was making a he specifically was like, "Oh, I'm making a Deadpool player." Yeah.
And he was just like, "I'm just gonna pop into people's houses." He's like, "Oh, I'm here now." And he uh said, We asked him a question. He goes east.
Oh man, dude. Stupid.
Where the [ __ ] are we,
dude? I don't know. A greasy slide down or whatever.
I've never been in this area.
I've got a long road ahead.
I keep getting scrolled notes. Maybe I should read them. Nice try, Jack and ape. What are you looking for? Suck thong.
What are you looking for? Suck thong.
Oh, that's funny.
Darwin Vin is over here. I need to wake him up.
Darwin Vin. Okay.
We're in the sewers of wherever. Yep.
It's probably like poison or something.
No, it says uh sleeping potion. The [ __ ] do I wake him up? That's my question. Can I throw something at him?
I don't know. Can I hit him? Can I throw your elixir?
Oh, what happened? I'm in I'm
talking to
Yeah. Oh, I guess I'm in a fight now.
Oh, okay.
With Kevo, dude. I
and Barnes crit. Dude, I I don't know what happened. They're like, well, okay. Why am I going last?
Oh, okay. Of course I get a critical miss. Whatever, [ __ ]
Okay, now you're dead. You just have a bunch of daggers.
And this is where you [ __ ] up. Why? Whatever. It's not going to Okay. I What? What is this [ __ ] Ex Unstoppable.
Oh my god.
Yeah. Jeez.
What is unstoppable?
Means they they reduce all damage down to one.
Oh, cool. What gives her that ability? I want that ability.
Right. That'd be pretty awesome. I don't know what she is. She's the one who summoned these crows, though. You know what also sucks? Unless I unless I'm missing like a button somewhere, the fact that you cannot speed up the game.
Yeah. Uh yeah, I do hate that. Especially when like you're in battles with [ __ ] like 30
Yeah, like 80 ravens.
All right. I will. Um.
Oh, what gives him plus 13 health?
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
I don't remember. Something that I did. Uh, let's see. I think it was It wasn't that. I don't remember. It wasn't for some reason, but I don't remember what it is.
Well, you're [ __ ] useless. Walk around it.
I don't even know what's happening right now.
His [ __ ] movement sucks. That's what's happening.
Who the hell? Oh, I forgot he was invisible. I can see invisibility.
You're just It's because you're not looking at him.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. God forbid. That's so stupid. Doesn't give me an aura. No perhaps, no nothing.
No, just
no. Just a big old middle finger is what I get to see. Um, actually, you know what? That's so dumb, dude. Oh my god.
Yay. She's still unstoppable. And that's it.
Yep.
Jesus Christ. Okay, I think I'm gonna teleport in there and drop a fireball on your guys's area. Why they all decide to fly to Asterium for no reason?
Why are they all just going to him?
And why don't I get Attack of Opportunity? Oh, is it because I'm blinded?
That probably has something to do with it.
Oh, that must be why I couldn't uh be evil or be evil be see invisibility. Yeah, that could be the reason. Let's see. We're gonna
provokes attack of opportunity. Whatever. All right. So now this. Yeah, of course she saved. Let's do it again. Why? Why does that knock not knock them off? There you go. All right. Well, that [ __ ] is on the ground, so I guess you can try and kill her. Okay. Hello, ma'am.
Oh, that's the one. I thought I said that should do more damage because she's in water. That'd be cool. That would be pretty cool. Let's find out. Nope. Not as cool.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy. The guy I can't see who can attack and then go invisible, I guess.
Shut up.
She's like, "All right, fine. I'm out of here. I guess I'll run away. I expected her to have some sort of ability where she could hit you. I did too. Um,
yeah, take that. Yeah, crow. How do you feel about that? Oh, nice. I mean, my characters are going to die, so Yeah.
Yep. There it is. Critical hit. Nice. Gonna die by a bunch of crows. Yeah, I see that.
Okay, we're going to
What are you doing?
[ __ ] hitting them with my sword.
You don't have any spells?
Well, as a warlock, you only had get two spells.
Oh, it's it's uh I I didn't know it was Will's turn.
Yeah. Now it's my turn.
Oh, okay.
Because I'm
[ __ ] is my thing?
Okay.
I wouldn't waste that.
You sure?
Yeah, cuz there's an invisible guy here who's just going to kill me as soon as as soon as I get up anyway.
One crow left who was going to attack Asterion and kill him.
Hey, there he is. And invisible. Don't know how they're doing that. man. Yep. Asterion is now [ __ ] dead. [ __ ] Will just [ __ ] three birds. [ __ ] point that out.
Hey, I mean I came in and got my ass beat, too. And both of my characters are about to die. Um,
I mean, unless you I mean, maybe if I get to do anything on my turn, um, then
I'm really debating about doing a thunder wave up here because I know he's standing there.
Yeah, he should. So, I mean, I don't see why you
I found you. 21.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Wow. I did not expect I didn't expect that. That was uh nice. Yeah. All right. I guess it's up to Will, who can't kill birds. All right. Well, here's what we're going to do. We're going to run away. Just kidding. Going to Okay. 11.
There's one with a one, by the way.
Yeah. that he'll probably miss. Yep. Called it. Called it. I knew he'd miss. Uh like, how do I know? It's because this game is [ __ ]
Funny.
It's [ __ ] predictable.
Oh man. Wow. And now you're dead.
Oh, I think that's crazy that they have it built in to where the NPCs do double attacks on someone like on someone who's down. They have
I think that's a
I think it's crazy that they have a bunch of of [ __ ] built in to make this game not fun.
Yeah.
You know what? Maybe I should just Never mind. You know what game I really want to [ __ ] play?
Anything other than this one?
Yeah, I want to play Repo.
Oh, I've seen that. Yeah,
it looks so much fun. That game looks my my one suspicion with that game is that it looks like it's fun for streamers.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
Like it feels like it's like a it's a streamer bait game. Um like Fall Guys and all that where it's like this is a perfect streaming game and then when you play it not streaming it's like ah yeah. All right. Well, I don't I don't know where I saved it. Okay. So he's ready. Well, that was an absolute waste of time and not fun in any way. Like every single fight this game has provided.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
No idea why those people were there.
Can we just go down the hatch right here and go into the submarine?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. There was no reason to to actually go over there.
We just started going over there.
All right,
there we go. That's cool. That is pretty cool. Aren't you the intrepure? digging and diving where you don't belong.
I thought we were friends.
Oh, okay. I guess we're enemies now.
The iron throne.
And I thought we were friends. Anyway, I'm going to tell you exactly what it is.
It is the most useful tool for motivating my Gondian workforce. Key to the Oh, Star Wars.
I love I mean, this has some like weird uh highly tactical element to it.
Yeah, it's pretty sci-fi.
I mean, it is well fantasy to some.
Find a hologram as you do.
Fantasy. Pretty fancy.
It's basically an illusion.
Yeah,
he did agree to an alliance after all. What the hell is happening back here? Like, ah, we don't want to render anything back there.
How many people are trapped within? How many lives will be lost? And what
will they never forgive you if you abandon his father to this fate?
So, basically,
that was a mistake.
When the corpses start to wash up on the
I love how it didn't give me any other option to leave. It just said continue. Like, it's like Sorry. Well, your dad died. I I had no option to do anything.
Yeah, it was. We could have gone in there and he just said, "Nah, I just blew it up."
Unless we have Unless Now it's on a timer. Wait, why am I driving it?
Because you're the main character. There was a captain. There was indeed a c. Oh, there he is. There
a cold suckering wetness.
A voice familiar to you from the underdark wraps itself around your brain.
You must act with haste. Duke Raven god is held within these walls. He must be extracted. Don't know who the [ __ ] alum is. Is that the plant guy?
Oh yeah, it is.
There are many hostages here. Do you graven guard chief among them? He needs your help.
Do not concern yourself with me. The city will be best served if you save Ravenard. [ __ ] Will's face looks like he's about to throw up.
Yeah,
Raven Guard is held in the security ring.
Be careful. There are many hazards.
Oh god,
this structure is collapsing.
I mean, this is cool.
Act with efficiency. Good luck.
Good luck. We're all counting on you. What What are we fighting? Bubbles. Um, we have six turns.
Oh, I see.
All right. Well, hitting F5.
Consider Goros's. Okay. So, I guess we're against him now.
Yeah. Because we came here.
Whatever. Okay.
I wonder if this is worth the cost.
Okay, cool. I killed him. Uh, so do do you want to split up or
Yeah, that's kind of what I was looking. Okay, see which way to kind of go. Okay. Can I throw just something? Do I have anything? That's What is that? Oh, it's an oil barrel. Okay. Um
Oh, I see. Guess I'll end my turn. Yeah, I don't really know. These guys aren't that strong. We should be able to all kind of take one of them on at a time. We should Where's Will? Oh, he's down here.
Yeah, he's down in the middle. Um, did it say where did it say he was like the the Duke was at? They said the security wing. Okay, that was that was all we were given. Okay, how big is this place? It's probably massive and we're probably going to lose.
I don't think there's
I wonder if there's any more
[ __ ] That was interrupted.
All right, I guess save as many people as we can.
Yeah, blood. Oh, well, Will's about to die.
Go. They end they ended their turn. So, okay, go.
Oh [ __ ] Okay. Yeah, they're all they're all clicking in now. [ __ ] you. You [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] Um,
well,
a better position.
A better position.
Yeah, you lie about being able to take them on.
Yeah. Yeah.
Not going to be able to Well, I saw the one I didn't know they were going to have more than that one you killed had the 30.
Yeah, I know.
So, I was like, "Oh, okay. That if most of them all have 30, then it's totally fine."
Where the [ __ ] is all my health, dude? Yeah, I don't remember what we did before that to lose all your health.
I did lose my my health. Oh yeah, I forgot about hellish rebuke
and safe to say it. Um, okay. There's So what's your plan? Um there is two in that s the sahaguin or sahagan there's one I'm trying to see where this I'm trying to like scoot around the map to see where the security wing maybe we can see Will's dad somewhere but I don't see him on anything, but I think yeah, I was trying to also see where he'd be at.
I mean, I saved it right before all of this, so
yeah. Okay. Well, then we're just gonna move into here.
Oh. Uh, well, I found someone who's a mind flare.
Yeah, I saw the mine flare over there.
Right there. I would imagine that's him.
You think so?
Probably. Have you ever done this?
No.
Okay. Got that.
I was like, have you still not gone?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that's cool. I guess I clicked underneath him. [ __ ] off.
Cuz what you Yeah, you clearly wanted to attack the the ground.
Yeah, I wanted to scare him. Next time that'll be you. I'm just like, "Oh no, I missed. Don't hit Will harder." All right, cool. Kind of wanted you guys to get closer because I'm going hit you guys with a [ __ ] lightning bolt. an eight. Dude, what the [ __ ] This thing does almost like a a minimum of [ __ ] eight.
Yeah, you got to fluff the uh the difficulty. It's like, aha, in this area you do minimum damage. Thank god. Okay. Critical hit. What a surprise.
You picked the wrong fight, friend.
Is it dead? Good. It is dead. is dead. Dead. So, oh god, I forgot that dashing is an action. Yep. Except for,
you know, well, I got all these people. Okay. Nice. Oh god. For you haven't moved at all. No, no, no. I've left them this way on purpose. I mean, so we're probably not going to succeed if Nice.
Can't hit him with anything. Well, the my main thing is I know these guys are all going to come running down this hallway
and that is where the mine flare is. So, they're all going to come running this way. So, hopefully they
I can go down.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then I'm just leaving Will in front of that guy because also I mean all these guys that we're saving could also just get slapped and killed probably.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Go [ __ ] figure. So, it's just it's an endless horde.
Is it really? I mean, they keep they keep spawning. So,
um, do I have a I don't [ __ ] know, dude. Where are they spawning at? Is my question. There's these holes underneath.
Gotcha. Yeah, this is where they're where they're all spawning.
Yeah, I was hoping that it was just an initial spawn. Okay, so we shouldn't have ever brought Will.
No, we're going to get rid of Will. He [ __ ] He sucks. He sucks hard dick.
My feet can carry me.
Is there a Oh, there it is. Well, that's not the way though. Double How do I Is there a way to open that?
Oh, man. The clip.
Yeah, I'm I'm trying. Three more and then I have an action surge that I could which I don't know why I did that because I can't I guess I can throw something. Do I have anything that I can throw? Is fire
seems like throw this costic bulbs.
Hopefully I can shoot him.
Perfect.
And then you up again. You have a bunch of enemies. Yeah, I do. And they're all at full health. Nice.
I really hope we also don't have to make it um back to the submersible. We probably do.
Yeah, we probably do. Uh, actually, yeah, I escaped to the submarine docks before the iron collapses.
Yep, you're right.
We probably don't even get anything for rescuing all these people. Uh, yeah, we're actually only here for um
to make your life either easier or harder. No, they don't do anything. They don't help.
Oh my god.
Throw a [ __ ] net on me. Hell yeah, dude. [ __ ] you guys. All right, Will. Come on, man.
Has he hit him once?
Yeah, like every other turn.
Okay.
Okay.
Eight damage.
But he's only hitting him for like his minimum.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Is he proficient with the weapon you gave him?
He is.
Okay.
That's what happens with the uh binding uh Oh, the pack. Yeah, it forces it to be to be uh proficient. Critical hit. Nice.
Blood follows me everywhere.
One HP. Nice. Finally killed that guy. And I guess that's that. Jesus Christ, dude. All right, man.
I mean, we might as well just [ __ ] reload.
Thinking that
there's no way we're going to be able to make it. Unless it just TPKs us and that's the end of our campaign. It's like, oh, no, that's it. Uh, we we failed.
Sorry, guys.
Yeah, the old Yeah, the Elder Brain won. All right, then let's just do that.
But we'll play it out. See what happens.
Okay.
Did you attack Did you attack the the wall again?
I think so. Yeah, I think so. I think he did. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Miss. Miss. Oh, he got me that time.
I wonder if we do this and uh we fail. I wonder if uh the demon chick goes there and just automatically saves him since she promised you she would. We'll find out.
Oh, there he is. The Duke. He's in the initiative round now. The [ __ ] is he at? How? I don't know. He got added in. Is he not there? I don't understand.
Oh, and he got taken out of the initiative round. Did he make it to the I don't know, but it said he was in the initiative round and then got taken out of the initiative round.
Well, it must [ __ ] dude. I don't know. Must be one of the um doors I opened, I guess.
I mean, we're not going to make it. This is the last round anyway. So, now it's just for info. and to see if Will actually [ __ ] kill this thing. All right, he's been rolling consecutively like six, seven, and eight. Is he going to roll an eight? He rolled a 10. That's the highest roll he did. That just
Why did he get 320 XP for him killing that guy?
I don't know. You did whenever you killed the one in your area, too.
Did I?
Yeah. Wonder how many I'm getting for killing all these guys. I don't know. Oh, there's God damn, dude. Uh the mind flare is that's Ollum. I don't know who that is. Wow, we killed all of them. I've
killed I've killed so many people.
Yeah, there's like a hallway of bodies. It'd be cool if only one of us had to make it. But that's the that's the last round. Come on, guys. Hurry.
They should get out of here. All of them. Two turns to get out. Oh,
those you can only use one thing at a time.
Oh.
Oh, plus 50 on all those.
Oh, there we go. We lost. That's it.
That's the end of the campaign.
Yay.
No. [ __ ] the demon [ __ ] got us. I bet.
Maybe if it'll ever [ __ ] load.
Oh, no. No. Uh, it it game over.
Oh, game over.
Okay. Well, that's that. Uh, I guess we'll restart um and try that again. [ __ ] a, dude. Um, okay. Like, comment, share, and subscribe and have a wonderful whatever time of day it is for you.