Catvale Full Gameplay - One More Game!
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Hello everyone and welcome to One More Game here on Good Time Society. I'm your host Bailey Meyers and today I am joined by my two lovely kittiest friends. Friends, why don't you introduce yourselves?
Hi, my name is Phil Korea. Uh you've seen me on lots of things here and surprisingly a lot of cat games so far, too.
He just keeps showing up when the cat games happen. I mean, break in when the cat games are happening. I'm Amy Don. Uh, you've seen me around here as well. And meow. Now, the reason we're talking about cats so much is me and my friends are playing Catvil, an exploration adventure game from Food Dice, in which we are trying to get as much prestige as possible, keeping the mood balanced between chaos and harmony, keeping things feline fabulous, just like real cats. Now, we've just explained the rules as much as you're going to need to know, but if you want more details on it, you can check out the how to play written by and starring my competitor today, Amy. Check it out in the link below. But for now, let's get started with Catfail. All right, so this game is played in three seasons, spring, summer, and autumn. And before we can get going with any of our moves, any of our turn actions, we got to grow. We get four growth points for spring.
Yes. And we can divide them however we want between our harmony cube and our chaos cube. But if you'll notice there's only one spot for two. So you got to pick. Are you going to be more harmony kitten or more chaos kitten?
So they can go through each other but they can't occupy the same space. And also it doesn't happen yet. But uh this mood guy later will give us bonuses. So depending how we behave this season it's going to affect our growth.
Interesting. Well, I think for me, I'm feeling just a little bit more chaotic than harmonious today. So, chaos three, baby.
Let's see. And now I'm choosing whether I want to go for this tools or movement. We're going to go movement. We're going to stay in the middle. We're going to do a one and three.
Okay. Okay. Well, then I'm just going to go all I'm going all in on harmony.
Well, you are a very mellow kitty cat.
I'm mellow. I'm wearing blue.
Oh, yes. What kitty cats are we playing as today?
Oh, I'm Scout. I wear yellow. Can I sneak a peek at what I would look like if I grew up?
Of course you can.
I'm so cool.
Oh, you're so cool.
But not yet.
Not yet.
I'm baby.
You're just a baby still. Phil, who are you playing?
I'm playing as Melo. And I don't want to reveal what I look like yet. I want that to be the surprise, like, you know, like a Pokemon evolution. I'm not going to say that, though.
What will he look like? and I am playing as the Kickstarter exclusive Cherry. So, if you backed this game, you were lucky enough to get this sweet little kitty cat.
She's so pretty. I love her pink little dreus.
The art in this game is so so good. Like, it's so perfectly cozy and also kind of cute and badass. I love it.
Yes, it's it's gorgeous. I feel very chill looking at it, which is perhaps why I leaned into the chaos thing because I was like, we need to balance it out.
Balance. Um, yeah. And I will probably bring this up later because I know we want to get started. But the art the art is so cool and my favorite fact about it is that it was contributed to by a bunch of different art students. Like the the story behind this game is really adorable.
Now Amy, you are the last person who fed a cat. So according to the rules, you get to go first.
Indeed. Okay. So, let's see the round start and uh our first phase is going to be cleanup.
Okay.
I'm going to do this all together.
Are we moving into this into the spring at this point?
We are.
So exciting. I have moved the marker into spring one.
There's nothing else we really had to do the first time we clean up because we haven't made a mess yet.
Not yet.
We each gain five fish, which is the main currency of this game. We'll eat it to do stuff and it's just generally delicious.
Yum. Love fish.
Go.
That works for me. I like a fishbased economy.
Yeah, I like a breakfast phase.
Mhm. I need more breakfast phase in my life. Like just more time set aside for breakfast. This game's got it right.
I think this next one we also do altogether. It's the planning phase.
Uh and this is when we're going to roll our action dice.
I love rolling dice and I'm so good at it. There.
Woo. Okay, actually not bad. I dropped one. I'll take that.
Not great. All threes and twos. All ones and twos.
All threes and one one. But that's great because we're keeping four of these dice, right?
Question. Yes. Did anybody get four threes?
I did.
Um then Thank you, Bailey. And I get a free resource of our choice.
Dang it.
It rules to be bad at rolling dice.
Okay. I'm I'm going to go ahead and take a little stick.
Wow.
I'm going to really quickly look at the cards that I have. And I'm going to take also a little stick.
I almost got double rewarded for being bad at dice cuz I got three ones, but if I had another one, I would get a mouse to make me feel better about my crabby.
I love that.
A real blue shell mechanic.
Mhm.
Um I think I'm going to discard this into the Z dice shop.
Is that we go? I'm going to discard this too because I only have twos and threes. I didn't roll any ones at all.
Wow. Well, not to brag.
What's it like?
Um, great. Recommend.
So, one of these is going to be our defense die, which I am perhaps foolishly making a one. We'll see how that works out for me. The other three are our action dice, and this is what we will use to do actions on our turn. I'm so jealous of your roll.
Yeah. No, thank I am too. I am too. And because we are playing the adventure variant, we each take a card.
I love to take a card.
Sorry. At the beginning of our turns. I'M SORRY.
NO,
YOU GET TO SOON.
FINE.
UM, but mine has a lightning bolt, which means it happens right now. Pirate dice. Uh, this tells me it's an adventure. This tells me it resolves immediately. Beware the dice of the old clawbeard. I get to immediately roll any number of my dice or those owned by another cat.
That's pretty good.
What a um I'm not
listen I would except look at my roles.
Like look at them though.
Mhm.
I mean I see that but how funny would it be?
It would be very funny but I am too greedy and uh I'm going to uh reroll Hey, much better. Much better. Still putting a one there. And now I have some threes. Thanks, pirate dice card.
Well, pirates are cool.
Uh, now I get to take my turn. So, I get to do Here I am in my little backyard. I probably should have had some kind of plan. And that is going to be where is I know where I want to go. I want to go to
stick town.
I'm going to move one movement here. I'm going to move one movement here. Portal portal.
I'm going to move one movement to the driftwood river.
Oh. where I would like to be because I have a natural affinity for sticks as it turns out. And I'm going to use a main action. I'm going to commit one of my dye the three. I'm committing a three. I'm going to eat a fish because it takes energy to do things.
And I am going to collect resources equal to my die. Oh, yes. Okay. Please give me three sticks.
Three sticks. All right, I give you a one
and then give me an extra. Nope, not yet. I'm not big yet. If I'm big, I got extra.
Ignore that.
I see. I see. I see.
So, I give back the extra.
Um, uh, yay. So, I've used my gather action committing my three here. So, my three is out of play now. Uh, I still get to do any more basic and explore stuff and side actions if I can do them. You know what? Let's go start big. I'm going to use these side action construct because one of you passed me a starting card that is a jumpyard that says scratch, climb, and conquer and that costs three sticks. But you have three sticks.
Three sticks. Go. All right. Uh, I pay that to construct this, which does immediately have an effect or two. One is that our mood is going to get slightly more peaceful
because my jumpyard is very nice.
Okay.
And another is that I'm going to get a prestige point.
Oh my goodness. All right. One prestige point coming right up.
Uh, I also gain two movement, so I take the matching tokens for that. Is there
this one here?
Yes.
Perfect.
We have two quests going on and I want to help with them.
Uh because then I again get points. One is the garbage trap and one is dig a tunnel.
Okay.
Um I think I'm going to help with the tunnel. I'm going to use I'm going to fulfill this requirement by giving up one of my dye. Probably foolish, but hey, whatever. I want a tunnel. I think it sounds nice.
Tunnel sounds nice. If we make it, then we'll all get these benefits. Um, the people who helped and then everyone can use.
What are the benefits? I can't see them.
The cat who completes the tunnel, the third requirement, just that one gets to choose uh any one mountain space, which we can't walk through, and it becomes a mountain you can walk through because of the tunnel.
So, if we can get this done, uh we will not only get a tunnel we can all use, but everyone who helped out will get a prestige. Or if you let me do it by myself, I'll get two. I'm just saying. Oh, very nice.
And we would do that because why?
Cuz you love me.
Well, I think I mean honestly, it's Phil's turn next and I just I do think we could get this tunnel built right away.
Before I do pass the turn though, I forgot I used the gather action. So, I get to use a special die.
Oh, fun. I love a special die.
Nothing happens.
I love when nothing happens on the special die.
But it could have been
could have been good.
We don't know.
Let's see what the future holds. Okay.
Okay. Well, um I know what I want to do. I want to start moving after I draw a card. And this is one that can happen at any time. So, I'm going to keep that to myself. Um, all right. I really like that uh teleport play that you just did, Amy. So, I'm going to do the same thing. I'm going to move. Move.
You love to be in a forest with portals everywhere
and then go into the sunny meadow and gather. Now, you and I have both also committed ourselves pretty hard because we're not getting more movement until we're out of action dice.
Hey, that's fair. That's fair. I got something cooking here.
Uhoh.
Um, all right. So, I am going to gather uh is my main action. I'm going to commit a three to that.
Uh, so I will gather three uh little of these guys. I have to commit a fish as well. Yeah. Nom nom nom.
All right. Num num num eating a fish.
What kind of fish did you eat?
I ate a little bit of cod, you know. Fancy. Yeah, it was nice white fish. I wanted to feel light today. Um so
I am getting three fabric which is enough.
Oh, for what?
For me to construct something.
Do you want to roll your gather dice?
Uh do I roll it now? Like immediately?
Um cuz your construct will be a separate action. So you could get an extra resource right now.
That's true. You know what? Let's roll the gathered die. Nothing happens.
All right. Okay. Thank you, K.
The gathered die giveth and the gathered die taketh away.
Seems like it mostly taketh away.
It most It mostly does nothing. Uh uh. All right. I will then like to construct boom a little teepee. And I'm going to build it in my backyard, which is over here. So, I'm going to commit uh my three oh gosh required fabric and one fish. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Uh, and my tepee is constructed. I gain one prestige and I move us one towards the harmony set.
Oh my god, I love that.
Coming out strong for harmony.
Now it says I gain uh one defense. Take the matching
coin token token. Okay. Okay, so I
Oh, you also get a defense bomb.
That's a nice little thing to have.
Oh, mine is a jumpyard. So jumping is motion and yours is a little place to hide. So, it's little tepee. I love sense. I love it so much.
Okay. Uh, I'm gonna actually contribute to the quest.
Help the tunnel.
Yeah, let's let's help you with the tunnel. Here's some fish. I'm just supplying the money over here, you know.
Excellent.
Great. Okay. Oh my gosh.
We are one away from completing that quest.
It's pretty exciting.
Bailey has set up for landing on her in case she wants to move a mountain of her choice.
You started it. I'm going to draw a card because I love an adventure. Oh, this is cool. Um, I have to do this immediately. It seems like, let me double check.
If there's a lightning bolt, read it out loud and tell us what happens.
Special delivery. You receive a letter. Roll a dice.
The fake die.
And then depending on what I roll, I'll tell you what happens.
All right.
Three.
A glorious new scratching post. Take the top. Um, let me check what this symbol is. Building. Take the top building from the deck.
Whoa.
From the flea market buildings deck.
Yes.
Wow. That's that top row far left there. You just get it.
I just get it. Okay, cool. That's really exciting. I now have a building in my hand and I'm not going to tell you what it is. Um, let's put that in our discard pile. What a cool adventure.
Um, and now what I'm going to do is I'm going to move one out of my back out of the safety of my backyard into the mouse field. So, I'm taking my movement down to two, and I'm going to commit this three in order to get a mouse, which is like a wild card resource you can use for anything.
Super valuable.
It's very valuable. Now,
even more delicious than fish.
It's committed. Uh, and now, uh, I'm going to do side actions. Uh, okay. I cannot do that building yet for reasons that I won't tell you. Um,
because it's expensive. No.
Oh, yes.
Worry.
It's a little It's maybe a little bit expensive. Yes. Um,
whatever. You got it for free.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to quest. I do think if I'm remembering correctly, the final requirement is two of any resource. Correct.
Well, that's so interesting because I have these two sticks right here
that I'm so happy to spend in order to complete the ridge. And so what happens is uh dig a tunnel is right here. And oh the brown space become a green space. We can turn one of these mountains into a green space that we can actually walk through.Oop boop boop boop.
Now I feel like for me I I want this one gone. It is sort of in there though. Huh?
It is. Yeah. A there's a beautiful puzzle constructed amongst these tiles.
Yes, this has become green now.
Hey,
so convenient for me and me only.
I'll find a way to use it. Move
that out of the way. Fantastic. And then also we all get a prestige point because we did that
together.
Prestige. Prestige.
Prestige.
Prestige, which is good because I didn't have any prestige points yet. You guys are super winning on that.
Honestly, really cool. Um, and then we get one more in the harmony mood.
Very harmonious today.
And then, okay. And I got to choose the mountain that gets to be crossed. So, that's me completing the quest. And that's that's awesome.
We refill. So, the next one, we can keep working on the garbage trap or avalanche.
Whoa.
Avalanche,
which would let every cat gain extra pebbles when gathering pebbles and also mean that every cat involved in the quest instantly loses one pride. So,
wow.
Whoever wants to make that one happen for our general benefit. Boy, won't we all appreciate you
be so grateful to you, Phil.
Mhm. You get prestige.
That That sounds like it's not my vibe. I'm just too mellow.
I'm going to hang out in the garbage trap.
Put that in a separate discard pile so we don't get them mixed up. And I Oh, you know, I think that I'm going to mark the mouse field. What are you going to do
for my second side action? I'm gonna mark the mouse field.
Mark it with a marker.
I'm going to mark it with a marker.
A cat's marker.
Yeah. Uh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to lower this. I'm going to Yeah. I'm going to lower this to a two.
Mhm.
And I'm just going to mark it. No big deal. Just a marker. Normal. Gross. Just saying.
This little kitty's going all the way down to market.
This is normal.
There's mice in there. We might eat those mice. What are you thinking?
Um, I'm thinking I'm setting a mood. I'm setting a tone. I'm setting the ambiance.
She's seasoning the mice.
I'm also thinking that's my turn.
Okay.
Excellent. That means it's my turn. I get a card.
Is that good?
It is. Um, this card is called Becca's Plan.
A
Oh, that cat looks so familiar to me. that the cat is just Becca.
You meet Becca, a self-proclaimed master strategist, following her brilliant plan. This is This is amazing.
Uh I'm going to roll a fate die and see what happens. It's a two. I catch a mouse.
This is why you always follow Becca's plans.
Uh I catch a mouse and it gets more peaceful out here.
Okay.
Wow. Look at us. There's a mouse. And oh my god,
it's almost getting too peaceful out here.
Too peaceful. Full chaos. And I feel Becca would appreciate that also.
Well, that's awesome. Shout out Becca. Thanks for making it more peaceful in here.
Um, well, that was very exciting. And I am going to once again Nope. I'm What do I want to do? I'm gonna get more sticks. I spent all my movement, so I might as well just enjoy being here. Uh, and please give me three sticks.
Three sticks it is.
And you know what? One of these days, this is coming up for us. I get a resource.
Oh, um, I would like a rag, please.
Here we are.
Thank you. Little bonus. You know what? I'll go question again. I think I will pay uh two fish. Three fish. No, just two fish. Yeah, whatever. I'm causing an avalanche. It sounds fun.
Who's with me?
That might just be a you thing there, Scout.
So, I get two prestige points
and you lose one pride.
Yeah. So, pride comes back. Prestige is forever unless you lose it later.
It's like they say pride goeth before the fall. And when they said the fall, what they meant was a big avalanche.
A big avalanche.
Yeah, it might be a bad idea. We'll see what happens. I am going to forego my other sign action.
And I believe that will wrap it up for my turn. And I should mention that we are using a specific demo layout. So, we get to see all of our beautiful destinations today.
But now for real. Phil, what you got for us? All right, let's draw a card and see what I got.
Something fun, something cool, something that helps us.
Uh, well, a thunderstorm. This happens immediately.
Scary.
The veil drowns in rain thunder and abandoned plans. Uh, nothing happens.
Oh, scary.
What the little sign means?
What the heck? What? What?
That's That's
Sometimes it's just a thunderstorm.
Yeah. Sometimes a thunderstorm is just a thunderstorm,
you know.
That's incredible. I uh I love it.
Okay.
All right. So, I'm going to gather first. I will commit three to gather. I'm going to get three more pieces of fabric and roll the gather die. Nothing. Uh I'm going to discard a card for two fish. Um and I think that is the exchange part of what I can do.
You have sold one card. Please take your two fish.
Cucumber. Yeah. Who needs a cucumber? Not me. Great. I've got my two fish. Um, I have gathered. I have traded. And I think I am good to just be mellow and pass the turn.
Okay. Love it. It's my turn. It's very exciting. I'm going to draw a card. Okay. I have drawn and this is immediate again. Mr. Katyagi. Oh, that's very good.
Mr. Katyagi says, "The old master taught you the secrets of kneading blankets and scratching couches. Scratch couch, balance soul, gain one growth."
Whoa.
Very nice.
Unfortunately, we also get a little bit more harmonious.
Wait, so we're now so harmonious, it will backfire on us.
We're so freaking chill. But I've got something I can do to fix this. Don't worry. But a gain of growth.
Yeah. Right now. Instantly.
Instantly I get to grow.
Um
well, I'm going to just I'm just gonna bring my my calm cube up, my harmony cube up one.
Excellent. Just bring it to two.
Yeah.
Um let's put that over in the discard pile. And I'm now going to do something immediately in order to bring chaos a little bit back and to help us as a group. And when I say that I'm going to do that, Phil, I want you to keep in mind I'm helping us as a group. see what you're doing here.
Uh, I am playing this card, Switcheroo. You may swap your unused die with another player's unused die. It adds one chaos.
Nice.
And I am going to trade my two for your three.
Okay, not bad.
Oo, not bad.
Spending all my dice was a good decision.
See, I thought that was a pretty fair a pretty fair shake for everybody. Um, let's throw that in the discard.
That was a use action, so you can do as many as you want.
I love that. And do I have to move?
No.
I'm gonna commit this three and take another mouse that I just got.
You did just get another three, didn't you?
I did. That's so interesting, right?
It is a lot of
And then let's see. Do I want to do any side actions? That's the question. Um I'm kind of curious about that junk box.
I was going to say avalanche. Uh, the junk box would cost you four fish. Uh, unless you're standing on a flea market, which you're not, but uh, four is pretty reasonable.
But four is pretty reasonable. And I kind of want to know what's in that junk box.
You also do have two movement left, so you could get to the flea market.
I could get to the flea market. That's a great point.
But the discount, I don't know if it's worth it.
Stuck in the flea market for the next one. That's a great point. But I could
You can spend
get it next time.
I could just get it next time.
You could just So I think what I'm going to do is just get it next time. and say that that's uh that's that's freaking that that's my turn.
Nice. Okay.
All right. I don't do anything because I spent all my dye.
Oh, wait.
Oh, hunted. That's
I don't have a turn.
That's right. No turn for Amy.
You don't even draw a card if you Wow. Okay.
Specifically clarified that this morning. Why would I do that?
Just in case of this scenario. Well, at the very at the very least, we got to blow up a whole mountain and bring fracking to Cat Veil. So,
we're almost there. We're not done. We're in the middle of a
I'm talking about the building a tunnel.
Yeah. Yeah, we built a tunnel.
The avalanche is the consequence.
Okay. Well, then if it's my turn, I'm going to draw a card. Let's see here. Is it instant? It is instant. Loose logs. These logs look nice and sturdy. Nice find. Sick. I'm going to gain two sticks. That's cool. That's great. Opposite of what I thought loose lugs would mean.
Does this play instantly? No, I if I played it. Oh, wait.
It resolves instantly because of the lightning bolt.
Dang. I get two sticks and we add one harmonious
Well, that undoes the thing right back in the soup. Thanks for that.
Okay, you know what? That's uh fine.
Okay.
Fine and good even.
What are you doing with your turn?
Um were you saying that I can use fish to move? Yes, you can buy extra movement by eating a fish.
I'm gonna I'm gonna eat a fish and move my little tail out of town. Uh gain one movement. Oh, just one. Um I'm going to go into I'm going to go into the portal. And that is one movement. Uh
none of us have marked any portals yet. I point out just because it's
Oh, I mark the portal. What does that do?
Well, it'll get counted with the others when nothing special for being a portal. Um, but when we mark territory at the end of the season, we are going to score crowns for each three tiles that we personally have marked. And uh if you're standing on it in a fight, a place that you marked, you get a free reroll.
That's neat.
You're filled with the bold feelings of smelling your own just full of piss and vinegar.
Um, well, bad news. I can't do any of my main actions on the portal. Let me eat another fish and gain another movement. So, here we go. Two, down to one. I move. Um, let's go on down to the pond.
So, you've instantly moved down here and used your one to get here. Excellent.
Okay. Um, then I guess I can fish by committing this here, too, to get twice the value of fish that is on this die, which would have been six, but it's fine that it's two.
It's just four.
Who did that?
Who did that to me? It's not like you immediately undid the reason I did that. That's the reason you did that for sure.
That's the only reason. All right. Uh and with that, I will pass my turn. I ga No, I didn't gather. I just fished. That's a different thing. All right, Bailey, you're up.
Okay. I'm going to draw a card. I've got one, two, hanging out. Let's see what happens. Another instant. It's a good thing you didn't draw this one. Sudden freeze. Winter has caught you off guard again. Oh, thank goodness. Actually moves us one toward chaos. That actually works. But you can't use fish to explore this round.
Other players have to eat two fish per move.
Whoa.
Whoa. Thank goodness.
You can't use fish to explore this round. Other cats have to eat two fish per move. My goodness.
From now on the round until we get to the um until we run out of dice. Well, fortunately, I got I got this at exactly the right time for all of you. I'm not moving. Weird spring.
That doesn't harm me at all because I still have plenty of movement. It doesn't harm you guys. And it actually brought us back enough toward chaos that we're not going to be punished for being too chill. Hey, am I great at this game?
Okay, let's move.
I have two movement left and I'm going to spend it. One, two. I am going to the flea market. Kittens be shopping. I am so curious to know what's in the box. The junk box. I am going to spend
three fish because it's cheaper because I'm on the space to get the junk box.
Discount.
Discount for me. Take the top card from the junk box deck. I will do that. I love that this is a cat game where it's like cardboard box. What's in it? Yeah. Immediate
uh cat showbo. Oh my god, it's so freaking cute.
Oh my goodness.
This isn't junk at all. Place this card in your backyard to gain one prestige. Other players may take it along with the prestige by defeating you, but you guys wouldn't do that, right?
Oh my gosh.
You wouldn't do that, right?
It doesn't have a card like a cost. It just happens immediately. It does. It does add um It does add harmony. So, it did kind of undo the good thing I did. But I get a book.
Look at your beautiful in my backyard.
Please don't take it.
It's mine.
Yeah. It's almost like a sort of target that you've no
painted on your back.
I believe this gets discarded. I don't think I have to hang on to that.
No, I believe the junk box can go. Mhm.
But we should keep it just for like, you know, a couple weeks in case we want to return whatever came in the junk box.
Did you get a receipt? Yeah, we have to make sure the resale value stays up. Uh, okay. And then, um, I still have this die here.
Oh, yes.
Well, I'm going to mark my backyard.
Nice.
Which means this is a one now.
Mhm.
Okay. Well, then do I get one more main action?
Can you do anything uh with that that one? Well, I don't know.
Can you gather, hunt, fish, or attack in the flea market?
If you weren't in a chunk of ice, you could theoretically eat a bunch of fish and hit one of us. But I not doing that.
I have been frozen in a chunk of ice in an effort to bring chaos here. And it ruined it. Didn't work. I immediately undid it. So, what do So, do I just get another turn while you guys sit here?
Kind of.
No, you have to discard a die because you can't take a main action.
Oh, no. Oh, wow.
I'll just discard this one. It's fine. I don't need the one. I am the one that I need.
Who are you? My therapist. All right, let's
uh and that once all the dye are gone, then we are at the end of a round.
Uh which means y'all cleanup time.
Uh we update the calendar please.
Okay, we are in spring two.
Spring two. We refresh the markets. Okay. Okay. So we fill at the end of
I fill that the poor and two blings um of but too late for these blings.
Oh s no longer on sale. Move them all down please down. Okay, that's cool.
So we Yes, we refresh the flea market.
We don't have any adventure effects that are ending right now and we are not using the forest tokens for this particular playthrough.
Okay, sure. So that's I believe all the cleanup and it's breakfast time.
It's breakfast time.
So we all gained five fish.
Fish, please. Thank you.
I'm going to have five little fishies. Just five little anchovies with some crusty bread and some good
a
and I'm going to put one back and take
later we're going to be eating apple cores and it'll be like well except you have not I
I'm having tapas.
Excellent. None of us have any workers to produce things. Uh, the other thing we do during breakfast, we're going to reset those movement counters. Yay.
We're feeling full of energy again.
We're feeling full of something.
Then we are on to planning. All of these dice have expired on us cuz we didn't buy them with fish while we were uh able to do so. So, we just get those back.
Very nice.
Oh, thank you.
And we're now in planning phase.
So, we reoll our dice. Indeed. Roll five to action dice. No.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god. Wait. What happens when I roll four ones?
Yeah. Good question. Because I also need to know because I also roll four ones.
Are we great at this game?
We're really good at it. But you know what? We get a mouse each as a reward.
That's so nice.
Being bad at this game.
Really good
of rolling
mouse for you. The the reroll tokens pertain to like one action die. Is that the like per die per token?
Once you've committed your action die to attacking, you can't then play a reroll to attack harder cuz you committed it already. But the defense die, you can play a reroll to up your defense.
I'm going to once again live dangerously and put this one on my defense.
Wow.
Let's see what happens. You know, I'm gonna actually follow your lead, Amy. I feel like we're doing sort of a pacifist run, which I'm really appreciating
and I hope that it continues because I'm having a hard go of it.
Um,
I see you've gone another route.
Yeah. No, I'm keeping all these. I want I'm I'm uh you know, just in case one of y'all gets frisky.
I would never. I'm more of a Pyina gal. Wow. Wow. Call us Karina and or Frisky. Uh
I could be a frisky gal. I could be one.
Now we have planned um and clean up. Let's pretend that I passed this to you like I should have because you will now be first player for adventure phase.
Oh wow. This is so exciting. Um well, time for me to start my turn, which is going to be uh starting out with a fish action.
Oo, fish action.
Let's Let's get a bunch of fish. I think it's good to have money. Uh, so I'm going to gain six fish, which makes me kind of like some sort of fish monger over here.
Wow, that's like a lot of fish.
That's so many fish.
It's uh, you know, I like to I'm a Taurus. I'm a mellow little guy. I just want to have my fish and my cloth and my sticks. Um, I also forgot to draw a card, so I'm going to do that right now. And I'm going to note that in cleanup, this is also the kind of thing I didn't understand initially, but cleanup is when you'd say this isn't true anymore. That adventure effect of us being frozen didn't help us at all. It only hurt me.
Well, you know what? Actually, before I can commit this, I have to go back because the card I've drawn kind of demands that maybe I should. Um, all right. I have opened a strange portal.
Oh my gosh. Unable to resist cat curiosity, you go inside. I roll a dieice, fake dye. One is a blue flash, two is a red flash, and three is a white flash. A blue flash teleports myself to any uh the hex. A red flash teleports all cats to my hex. And a white flash teleport another cat to any hex.
Okay.
Wow.
So, let's see what happens. A two. Great.
So, WE ALL COME TO YOU.
YEAH. MEOW. Get in here, everyone.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
And we're gonna keep the pacifist run going.
Right.
Probably.
Sure would be cool if we did that.
Right.
Right.
But you are both in here. We need some chaos to happen.
Speaking of which, the mood does get a little chaotic.
The mood gets immediately Oh, nice.
Um, one more just to one. Thank goodness. Okay. Well, at least there's that. Speaking of which, please don't hurt me.
That's uh Yeah, you know, I'm glad I didn't commit that three to I just don't like that you guys appeared here so quickly and it it sets me. Yeah, it sets it unsettles me. So, I am going to uh swing at somebody.
Not me. He's not me. I beg you, not me. I hate myself for mentioning this, but by the way, if you panic and mark your territory,
you'll get a free rule during this fight. Yeah, I probably should mark my territory.
You don't need to because you have to make a die go down, but I'm just
Yeah. No, that's a good idea, though. I should take this down to one. And
the fish pond, Phil.
I freaked out in the pond uh seeing you two appear. Um
Amy did just tell me that really cool pee trick.
I would have told YOU IF I'D KNOWN IT. That's not fair.
Oh,
please don't do this to me, Phil.
Listen, you've peed you've marked so many spots. my own backyard and the field next to it.
Yeah, the mouse field. All right. Yeah, it's on.
A mouse. No, don't do it. I'm going to play a mean card on you.
Do Do what you must.
I'm going to play a mean card on you.
Do what you must. I'm going to uh
Okay. Yeah.
Are we doing a combat? I love to remind myself of the order that things happen in. Um, so you have an opportunity to bargain. Didn't work out. I tried. You've committed. Which die are you committing as an attack?
This three
committed. Do you want to eat a fish to do? What? Fuel the power of his hitting you
by rage. Yeah, I'll eat one fish.
Oh my god. That's it. It doesn't get him a benefit. Uh
oh. Yeah.
Because an attack has begun, shift it towards chaos, please.
Okay.
Now, uh each of you should add, please. I'm going to referee this first one. Yeah, I'm very excited. Uh take look at your attack dial and your defense dial.
Um add in your case the committed attack amount and in your case the fixed tense threes. Three is my total.
Um and then you each
just a six.
Cool. Fate die to see what gets added on.
Fate die or a fight die?
Oh, I actually don't think I can win this.
So I'm adjusting my dial for the three here. Mhm.
Boop boop boop boop boop.
And then we roll our fate dice.
Roll fate dice.
Okay.
My defense goes up to a three.
Fate dice.
That's something. That's nothing.
Okay, that was a three.
Okay, I got a two.
Okay, now you add those to your dial.
One, two, three. That took me up to a six.
And now beginning with the defender.
Well, hold on. How much is the How are you at now? Eight.
I'm going to roll. I'm gonna use this token to reroll my defense die.
She may spend a token.
I'm doing it.
Ah, I'm doing it.
You're gonna take turns playing tokens or cards or whatnot.
Okay.
So, we alternate doing that.
Okay.
Three.
That's very nice.
So, now I go up two more. So, now I'm at eight.
Whoa. Do you want to play a card or token?
I guess I would like to roll my fate die. Yeah.
Okay, that seems interesting.
That wasn't a judgmental thing. I just took a second to catch up.
It's a use.
Um, okay. I'm going to play a card now.
Uh, laser, choose a player to lose one attack. I choose Phil. This does increase our chaos.
That's good.
You go down one attack.
Okay. Seven.
Yeah.
All right. I'm going to play Ace of Spades.
Oh,
and I'm going to take two roll attempts.
Wow. This can be played at any time. It makes it slightly more peaceful.
Okay. Well, we're getting peaceful now, I think.
Um, more peaceful now.
That uh No, go the other way.
Go. Oh, more peaceful. Oh, we're good, actually.
Yes, we're fine.
We're fine. That's actually better.
This is a good fight.
This is We're fighting the good fight.
It's all going well. I'm watching this just covered in fish pond marking scent.
Yeah.
Uh you have now
I played a a card.
Played that card.
Yeah.
Do you have something you're doing?
Um that's all I think that's all I can do. It doesn't end till you both pass. So if you would like to do another thing,
I'm going to try this. I'm going to try to get my die up to the max here.
Is if we tie, who does it go to?
Defender.
Okay. Well, so the best you can do is tie me.
The best I can do is tie you. What happens if I lose a fight that I've begun? Same thing. The loser is going to face some loser conse some losing consequences.
Wait, I can reroll a dieice for free because of this. Because I peed here, huh? I mean, bar.
Yes, you can.
Let me do that first.
Genuine excitement.
Wow. Okay,
keep that going.
Last one. Last one. Two. Dang. Well, best I
Who do you THINK YOU ARE? I AM.
SO, now we compare the final totals. Okay.
What? I have an eight.
Eight.
I have a seven. Uh, let me just double check. I started out with three, added three. Uh, added two.
On two again,
minus one. Attack. Yes. Seven. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Okay. So, the finals have a victory going to our defender and the differential is one point, right? Eight to seven.
Yeah.
So, it is worth it that you didn't keep the one because you only lose a single point of pride.
Not too bad. And I get to keep my bow.
If you had defeated me, you would have gotten my bow. I forgot about that.
Yeah, I didn't.
And now,
and now because I'm the winner, I get to roll a dieice. I told you not to attack.
You appeared in my pond.
This is true. But you open the portal.
That's true.
I get a prestige.
Oh, there we go.
A crown. Just a straight crown.
The prestige.
Incredible.
Great.
Neat.
Let's see. I think
Oh, that can go back in place. I love this catbot symbol and I like to look at it all the time. But we can just leave it like see how this is true now.
Oh, I see. Yes, that's that's much tidier than what I was doing. Thank you, Amy.
Um I fought
I guess I'm just going to quest. Why not? Let's dig in here.
I'm going to uh commit this one to the garage trap.
What happens with the garage trap? I think it's a garbage trap.
Sorry. Garbage trap. Sorry. I'm just thinking of where I put my garbage in the garage. Uh, no trash. Each cat uh gets one extra trash while gathering
while gathering the trash. Nice bonus forever for the rest of time once you help us set up the garbage. That seems pretty helpful.
Yeah.
All right. Um, with that, I think I'm going to just very awkwardly pass the turn uh to Bailey.
Hey, how's it going?
Um, fine. I spent a card I didn't want to on someone I thought was cool.
I am cool. He just surprised me.
Melo.
He's just fishing. He minded his own business.
Portals.
Do this on my turn and I'm not going to show you.
Oh, I am going to play it immediately though.
While standing on a tile with another player, you may steal two of their fish. Hey, Phil. Can I have two fish, please? Oh my gosh.
I wish I could eat what speed
and that it's nobody saw
and that makes it things just a little bit more chaotic.
And you're standing on the fishing tile.
And I am standing on the fishing tile. A thing that I wanted to do before. So this all kind of works out. Phil,
well, you got to pay the the toll to get into the pond. And that's me jumping at you.
Yeah, I guess so. the toll, but I did not get fe fish or a prestige point. So,
well, you both pass pass through together, so it's like you paid to
Thank you for paying the toll for me.
Yeah.
And movement doesn't count as a main action or side action, and I can do it at any point in the turn.
Yeah.
Wonderful. Well, then I think I'm going to fish.
I am going to commit this two and I'm gonna get four more fish.
Four fishy. And I'm really happy about that because fish is money
and Phil told us money it's a good thing.
Money is a good thing to have.
Power is time and time is fish.
FISH. OKAY.
I am going to then move one. Oh my gosh. As far away from Phil as possible into the portal.
Portal take me here. Whoop. No move required for portal to portal.
Exactly.
And then I
You got a whole mountain in between us.
We've got so much space between us and I think that's great. I'll commit three fish to getting in the garbage trap action.
Fine. I'm just over here causing an avalanche all by myself. I'm doing all of the work.
Can Would you put that on the fish one?
I will. Thank you so much.
And see, but this sets you up really well, Amy. You could just do the garbage trap instead of the weird avalanche things that you've been doing.
Didn't sound like fun. No, we're not. Okay.
It does sound very kitty chaotic, which is
very kitty chaotic. All right. You marking anything you doing any other sides?
Um, that's the end of my turn. I'm done.
Oh, it's me. Uh, adventure. Oh, spiked milk.
Uhoh. And you just had to gulp that much. Lose one pride.
And it adds chaos to the world.
Oh wow.
I'm embarrassed. I had so much milk, guys. So much. I was watching this fight and I was like, "Woo! Woo!" And I just really lost track of the milk. He's got kind of a milk problem.
That's fair. Listen, it happens to the best of us.
Yikes. Yikes.
That's a rough card pull.
Adventure is not always fun. It turns out
sometimes adventure is milk. Uh sometimes adventure is milk and time is fish. Um I think that I would like to go to uh the black market where I will spend one to mark. Why black market?
Talk about a black market. Hey, what's up?
Uh, and then I will move to the mouse field with another move. I'm just having a good time. I've already marked I've moved. I'm setting myself up for next time. And I'm using my other side action to uh eat a fish and get that fry back. I'm just going to sit here in the mouse field and eat some fish and think about what happened.
It seems like a good move. But, you know, you just have to take care of yourself after maybe partying too hard in the milk zone.
Okay. And now realizing that I need to do a main action.
Sure.
You know, sometimes mistakes happen. So, unfortunately, I'm going to pay one fish and go my last movement. Boom. Sorry, buddy.
Oh, right back. Welcome.
Oh, no. Amy, are you about
Oh, go for it. Yeah.
I didn't have a three, so I couldn't use the mouse field anyway. Look, cat life is tough.
I'm I'm You can try to talk me out of it and bargain with me.
I'm not going to.
Okay, great.
I'm too mellow for that. Let's fight.
I haven't thought this through at all. Let's go. Uh, I've committed this die. I have eaten a fish.
There we go.
I make it a little more chaotic in here.
A little bit more chaotic.
I put it at nothing. We're at neutral. Uh, then I'm going to gain attack power equal to my die, which puts me at five.
What have you got?
Uh, it looks like my defense is at a two, but I do have this plus one token that I can use.
You also have three here.
I have a three here. Immediately gets added.
So, yeah, I will have
like for sure.
Yes, I will have five for sure. I wouldn't mind the prestige if you got to throw those hands somewhere. You know what I mean? Let's roll our fate die.
Let's roll our fate die.
All right, I see this going well for me.
Yes,
I believe in you.
O, I'm going to add the one, which is the rules. I'm at six now. You're at
uh Oh, I guess I'm only at five defense. Oh, sorry. I'm at seven defense. Forgot about fate.
Fate.
Fate. Okay.
Um, and now defender begins. Would you like to play any tokens or cards?
Um, no.
I would. Um, there's a chance this works. Uh, I am going to spend this reroll to reroll the defense die, which I can do because I'm the defender. It's a three. That puts me My defense die is not
Your defense is not what you want to roll.
Can we let me take that one?
Yeah, please. I'm very good at games. Oh, this is my movement. All right, this is what I want to reroll.
Mhm.
And I already used all the good mojo, but there's a chance this goes better. I'm rerolling my fate die.
Okay.
Attack. Attack. Attack.
There we go.
Oh my god, it did. Honestly, did not see that happening. Um, now I also have an eight. Uh, which is not great because I do you have seven or eight?
I have seven.
But pretty good.
Uh, and I guess on my turn I will just go up by one and get eight. Yikes. What is that?
This is the night life. Uh, darkness sharpens your senses instead of dulling them. I get one defense and I get one uh harmony mood. So,
wow. Hey, that's good for us actually.
Night life.
Okay, so now we're both at eight.
Dodged punches all night.
Um, now we're both at eight, right? And I got a three on this and I've already committed this. And you have I can't make you do that, I think. But your fate was a two, right?
My fate was a two.
All right, I got to try it. Reroll that, please. I'm spending a mouse.
Here goes a one.
I'm
getting down to seven.
I'll spend this token to go up to eight.
Dang it. I forgot you had that.
It's already at a one. I can't make you reroll your defense die. I might be out of moves, but this was a strategic decision to drain him of cards that I think we can all work really well.
Appreciate.
Well, Donnie, I didn't have to discard a die
in a way. We're all winners.
We've learned a powerful lesson. Um, it is eight versus
eight.
Um, tie goes to the defender.
All right, I'll take it.
Congratulations. I don't lose pride, though, because no difference in the scores.
Very nice. Uh, but I gain a prestige for winning the fight.
You get to roll that dice. You will get either a free prestige or a growth point.
See, pre free prestige.
It's fine. I don't want crowns anyway.
Doing really good on prestige there, Phil.
Oh, no. We're not I'm Wow.
Prestige right now is Phil is at four. I am at three and Amy is at two, which is also a good number.
Thank you.
All right. Well, that was a very exciting turn and I think I'm done.
A lot happened.
Yeah, that was that was a lot. Um, top of the turn, I will draw a card. Uh,
make it a good one.
On my turn, I can play this card. It's one that I will keep hidden, but I will read it real quick.
You could. You don't have to. If you keeping it hidden,
you could tell us.
You could tell us.
We can keep your secret.
Yeah,
we won't tell YouTube.
Don't worry, YouTube. Uh, okay. Um, I think for my main action, I'm going to fish. Let's just get some money. I'm going to commit two and get four fish.
Nice. Nice.
Bada bing, bada boom.
That's fish, baby.
That's fish. And fish is money. And also fish is health because for a side action I would like to recover.
So by the transit of property, health is time.
Health is time, money is health. You can take it with you folks. Okay. Um, I have recovered one fish uh for one health and um I think that's I could quest what what is the quest? It just requires two of anything. Huh.
Mhm.
I mean it'd be pretty good.
Or you could make an avalanche happen.
Or you could I guess make an avalanche happen.
If you complete that I think you get a special reward. So maybe you're considering
I think I'm going to trade uh these three down to one stick.
You'll just you'll make it happen. You don't get a choice of anything. So there's not anything special about being last on this one. But um
you prevent me from getting a prestige by joining in.
That's true. So do you both get prestige for this? Sure do.
Do you get two prestige by himself?
Okay. Well,
all cats involved take the prestige. Things get a little more
chaotic. Garbage track. Not harmonious. Uh, and then having paid all that, what happens?
Each cat gains one extra waste when gathering waste.
Look, from now on, Veil Life is reminding us extra apple core during gathering.
That's really cool. I love that little thing like telling us what these bonuses are. It's so cool.
So helpful.
Um, oh yeah, let me put the garbage out.
You get your markers back, I suppose.
Thank you. I will put this. And the new quest is silkworm care. This would make each cat getting an extra rag while gathering rags.
That's pretty good.
That seems helpful.
Mhm. Or we could avalanche.
Or we could avalanche. That is a great point.
Um I believe I've used both of my side actions. And with that, I will pass the turn to Bailey.
I'm drawing a card. Okay. I can play this at any time and I can't show you guys. I'm going to keep this card in my hand and not tell you guys about it. It's a secret.
It's a secret. All right, that's my move. Uh, all right. I'm going to actually commit one of my dice to just marking this portal.
It's my portal now.
And then
it is pink, so it makes sense.
Oh, you don't have to commit though, unless it was a one. Was it a one?
It was a one. Great. Cool. Never mind.
Yeah. And then I'm gonna portal over here.
And then I'm going to use one movement in order to go into the abandoned camp. We've got the garbage thing. I might as well use it. Um, so I'm going to commit my last die one, but I'm going to get an extra garbage because of that nifty thing that Phil completed for us. Thanks, Phil.
That's awesome. Love that for me. And then I get to roll this fun die, which I haven't gotten to do yet.
Yeah. Join the gathering.
What does that mean?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Join the nothing.
I've joined the nothing. How fun.
It's only been nice to me so far. Well,
I like it anyway. Next time you'll be nicer to me because I said that.
This is good logic. It should work. And I think that's I think that's all I can do, right? Yeah.
My turn. Something good this time
or something chaotic. Haha. This card is called Whoops. I haven't read it yet, but I don't think it's a good thing.
Oh, I love the art.
Clumsy. Clumsy. You lost balance on the roof and dropped something valuable.
Oh,
it's the milk. I'm still under the effects of the milk.
Uh, I lose a resource.
Oh no, Amy.
And it gets a little more chaotic.
Okay. Well, you know,
these actions are affecting all of us for the better.
Yeah. As long as we kind of lean in and balance either chaos or harmony, we're in good space,
but not too much.
Yeah.
Um, so that's going well for me. And I would like to I think I'm a fish. I think I'm going to commit this one to get
two fish.
Two fish. I'll take it.
Blue fish.
One fish. Two fish.
Thank you.
Blue fish. Blue fish.
Blue fish. Blue fish. And as my main action that is now out there and I would like to also lose my last action so I can mark the pond for moving your mark.
What?
What? That's pretty funny.
She splatuned you.
She splatuned me. Good. I would really like to spend three fish and buy one of these dice.
Ah,
I forgot. We don't have that many more turns and then it's the end of the season,
right?
Great point. So, that trade action finishes my turn and on to you.
All right. Well, I think uh this old fish market's kind of getting a little marky for me. So, I'm going to uh I'm going to spend one move over to this here portal. And I am going to uh as a side action actually, yeah, I guess I could spend this now and mark it. the one thing I can do here. Um, but I could then also trade to buy another action with some fish. Um, yeah, why not? Let's buy one more action.
Three fish for this here one. Um, and I will move just one more space back into here and mark the
pond again. Here you are, Amy. I know that we are having
do something like that.
I also forgot to draw. Let me double check. Oh, this happens immediately. That doesn't matter too much. The stick hut. Uh, well, it's rotting and falling apart, but some of it sticks may be useful. We move one towards tranquility. Dang it. And I get a stick.
Y'all, I just dropped a stick.
WHO'S GOTTEN THAT STICK and marked over my mark?
Yeah, we're here at the pond, so it makes sense. Some of us got here because other people opened portals recklessly. I'm just saying.
Yeah. No,
actions are positively benefiting us.
I've tra I've marked two times. I bought a die first, so I wouldn't have been able to mark this spot.
Give me that. Give me that yellow mark back.
Thank you.
So sorry.
Purpose. No, it's good. It's good.
It's cool your instinct was to take it off of Avalanche. Even you know.
Yes, even you know it's not a not the right. Okay. So
So you haven't spent the one that you just bought.
That's true. Oh well. Okay. Well, I get another turn later. That's good to
But if you can't do a main action,
I have to do
got to do something though.
Let's see. I can still move.
Move on back and get some sticks or some fish.
Yeah. You know what? Let's move on back and get some fish.
No sticks. Uh
I'll get one fish or sorry, two fish. Great.
All right, I'm done.
I can't I don't think I can do it. I can't do anything. I don't think I can die because it didn't occur to me that I should have.
It may have occurred to me slightly late in the cycle. Let's see if I can just not have a terrible thing happen for the third turn in a row. Oh, shooting stars. They vanished in an instant, but you still managed to make a wish. I get a mouse.
That's nice.
Wished for a mouse. I wish for a mouse and one harmony.
Slight harmony.
Oh, hey, that's nice. I like
the milk and the whoops, you know, just it was time to be done with all that. You've reached the end of your youth and you've found some zen.
I think that's great. Uh, I am then going to spend a fish to attack Phil. Why would you do that?
To move over here and uh I mean it's spend a fish to move over here and one more fish to move over here. where I will set myself up for the future by not doing a main action at all, but marking this tile um by taking my one, making it go away. Now I'm out of movement. Now I've done a side action. Everything else seems fine.
Okay, let's go.
Great.
So, does that mean we're at the end of the season? It does. The end of the round. Uh we now we it is territory phase. Oh.
Um, for territory phase, we are each going to score a prestige for each set of three tiles that we've marked.
Well done.
So, that's I get one and Amy gets one because of that insane move she pulled on Phil. She's not rude at all.
All right, there we go.
And they stay there.
Awesome.
So, essentially, replace them or we get to do that again at the end of the next season.
I love that. I mean, don't replace them. I got a lot of peeing to do.
Please don't splatoon me.
Speaking of which, uh, it is now the growth phase.
Growth phase.
Okay, because I got an extra growth point last time, my harmony is at two and my chaos is at three. So, I'm going to add three to my chaos and four to my harmony, including that extra point. brings them both up to six and takes me past both of these passives, which I get plus one resource and plus two movement token.
Wait, you get something a lot better than that.
Really,
you should go ahead and flip the little tool. What do you call a square with four little corners taken out of it in an adorable
Why? It's a square with four little corners taken out of it.
This little postage stamp looking guys.
You're getting that little thing over
what? to your left
where
tile to this.
Okay, I flip this.
Uhhuh.
And the movement one.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
And what does it say?
I get Oh, I get plus one resource every time I gather.
I think literally every resource every TIME YOU GATHER FOR THE rest of the game.
So that's what that means. Not just get a resource right now.
This is a passive skill. That isive. That's pretty neat. So I did that with my movement thing as well. So I get plus two to explore.
Oh my god.
Every time. So I just immediately should I just take my wheel up to five then?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
Big day
for charity. That was
very good. Okay.
Wow. I should spend my
Okay. I can't get all the way to six each, but I can. One, two on my harmony and get some a movement bonus. I'll just take that little extra plus two forever. That sounds good to me.
It's pretty good.
Putting me at a base five in general. And then I have Oh, for Pete's sake. 6 + 1 - 2 is five. I have five more points I can spend. One, two, three.
Wow. Yes, please.
You are all harmony.
Which is weird cuz that's an incredibly chaotic move.
Four, five. I I'll just distantly follow up with my chaos. It might get there. Who knows? We get six growth points this summer, right? Including the ones plus six to split. Seven total.
Seven total. So, I'm going to go up the one here. And my movement is going to flip if I can do that. There we go. Great. Two to explore. That's lovely. Um, is that upside down? No, it just looks weird. Okay,
that's correct though.
It is correct. Boo. Is a two.
Let's be at a five. Um, and then I'm going to go all in on harmony with six more points. One, two, three, mouse, please.
Oh my gosh.
Dang.
Four, five, six. We're going to flip the combat one.
Oh no.
As I've proven to be a very equitable and fair person when it comes to hitting my friends.
I like that you you were like, I'm a mellow cat. My cat's name is mellow and I'm sleeping in the picture. I'm not going to do anything chaotic anyway. I'm attacking everyone's teeth. It is also very funny to me that in the harmony tree is the hit people and mess stuff up uh weapon bonus and in the chaos tree is the defense bonus.
I love it. Like they can cross. They can go either direction.
Oh, you're allowed to go either direction.
I'm still sticking with uh this one.
You're on purpose. Honestly,
and your if your next one makes it up here, you get the mouse again. These are there's no point getting these again. But like mouse you can get again. Crown you can get.
I could get explorer again with the camera.
You can hit the other one with the other. Very nice.
If you wish to.
Okay. Well, uh that's it for my growth.
Love that. Love that growth for you.
Wow. And then I believe our mood is going to reset.
Oh yes. Back to the middle. And I think this is also normally when we would regain any lost pride. But we're all feeling good.
I'm feeling great.
Feeling good.
I'm feline feisty.
Pretty good. Pretty freaking good. Um, I think that puts us into cleanup.
Clean up.
Yes.
Okay.
So, the market has to get updated. So, these go bye-bye.
They do. And remember,
everything scooches.
And then we reveal
Fort Cat.
Very cool.
A big freaking building
and pile of sticks. Hot deal. A whole pile of quality sticks.
Not bad. Uh, we also I think that token's going to move to round three now.
Yes, it sure is.
We're in summer.
We're in summer.
Okay, it is breakfast time.
Breakfast time. What fish are we all eating for breakfast?
Trout, please.
You're having trout?
No doubt.
A lot of trouting.
So much trout.
Three. Four. I'm good at this bit. Five. I just need one more. I'm having a salmon breakfast. A lot of people think it's unconventional, but I think the omega-3s are good for my little cat brain.
I would argue that salmon is one of the more conventional fishes to have for breakfast, like on a bagel and stuff.
Oh, that's right. Yeah.
I just come from a big family of uh people who like fish sticks for breakfast, and I don't even know what's in that, but I know.
He's been a cat for so long, he forgot about locks.
I forgot about locks.
Okay, wonderful. Well, I get to go first. I am player one. I have so much fish. It's crazy. We have to roll our dice, though.
Yeah. Let's do some planning.
Oh, that's right. I need this back.
Oh, yes. Yep.
This one fell.
It's mediocre.
Not great, but at least I got a three.
Okay, I got a three. Three twos at one. I'm gonna get rid of this one. Goodbye one. I keep rolling freaking ones. Put a two into
I see. We'll get rid of this one.
In our practice round, I rolled all threes. Have I done that this time? Simply no.
That one's going there. And I keep the other two.
All right. I've chosen my defense. I've committed my other I've not committed. I've chosen my other three. Assigned them.
I'm afraid of Phil. So, I'm going to have a strong defense.
Smart to do. See, three defense is smart.
But you have an increased attack, so if you come at me, I'm basically screwed anyway. Phil.
Mhm.
Can I ask you to please, at least just for this round, not attack me.
Yeah, I won't attack you this round.
Perfect. Then I am going to change my def I'm going to change my defense.
Amy, I hope you'll consider the same. It would be very nice of you. We're also very far from each other and have not messed with each other yet. Yes, it's totally considered that.
Okay, great.
I mean, with portals, everyone's so close.
It's true. We can always put portals into the fish
everywhere,
and I don't want that. Um, what I am going to do is I'm going to Speaking of portals, uh, portaloop. So, that was I believe uh, if I go here, it's two movement, right? Okay, great.
To the old ruins. I'm going to the old runes
to get some stones. When I gather, I get one more resource. I'm going to use this two commit this two in order to get three stones. That's pretty nice.
I like it a lot. And then I'm going to roll this the green the green.
You just psyched psyched Amy out. Too slow. I'm helpful.
All right. Uh, I'm going to roll this green dye and see what I get. Anything? Nothing.
That's okay because what I'm going to do now is using the resources I have acquired over the course of this game and resources.
I am going to spend three mice in lie of three sticks.
Whoa. I'm going to spend three stones that I just got. I'm going to spend two garbage that I got last season. And I'm going to build the lone tower.
Uh, this gives me three prestige.
One, two, three. Takes us one point in the harmonious direction. All right. It says that I gain one defense. I take the matching token. I've done that already. And also, I can pay one fewer fish to hire a worker here. And uh
Oh, dang.
Amy, can you explain to me what that means?
Because I'm pretty sure none of us have a building yet with a little hammer on top except for you, right? Little hammer.
Got a little hammer.
That means you can hire a worker to run that building in your cat's backyard.
Oh,
they can do various things for you. And normally you hire them by paying a fish.
But this they'll just do it for free because they like me that much. Mhm. Wow.
Cuz the Lone Tower is so nice and spacious.
Yeah.
And you're so chill.
I'm so freaking chill. You saw how harmonious I made it in here.
So true. So true.
Wow. Nice move.
Felt pretty good. Felt pretty good. I don't think I want to do anything. I mean, I guess I I could actually You know what? I think I'm going to quest. I have one more bonus action, and I am going to use it to quest.
Not going to avalanche. Uh
avalanche. I'm going to do the fishies.
Oh yeah, buddy.
Well, very nice.
Very nice. Very nice.
And that's my turn.
Working on the silkworm care.
Very cool.
Everyone, I was so excited to be a cat that I forgot to do my adventure.
I'm going to do it now. You meet the hungriest glutton in the veil. He devours one of my fish.
Oh,
and one point toward chaos. That's all right. I have a few fish. It'll be fine.
Oh, BB's adorable, though.
BB's are really cute.
I
Why do I feel like there's
I would give BB a fish connected to
Yeah.
If I saw BB and I had all all these fish, I would give BB a fish. He wouldn't have to ask. I would just
That's binding. You see that BB? If you're out there,
I meant it. All right. Thank you everyone for your patience with me. I was just so excited to cat. Amy, it's now your turn. I'm also excited to cat and also a little bit relieved that I'm not meeting BB the Glutton. Um, but that feels like the kind of thing you say before you draw an even worse card. So, ooh, fallen star.
Okay, so
a fallen star can grant wishes
and help those in need.
I'm in need.
Yeah, this could go in a number of directions. Uh,
what what are the different What does one do?
One would say it changed shape, gain a resource, shift towards harmony. Number two, a hungry little star. Lose one fish, shift towards chaos.
What about three, guardian of pride? Keep this card. It protects you from losing pride once.
Oh, wow.
Technically, the icon is the broken heart. I assume
that seems pretty
It just protects you from
humiliation once. That's the last That's even better. That's like a bonus life.
Wow. Cool.
All right. Well, roll that die. Mhm. Okay,
it's a hungry little star.
So, basically the same thing happened that would have happened.
Two hungry little cats showed up.
That'd be odd. I'm not sure adventuring's for me.
Uh, move towards chaos if I just did it.
Excellent.
I'm tired. It's the beginning of the season. The summer's so warm and so long.
What I hear
how real how real this game is.
All right, I think that I shall hit up the driftwood river.
Okay. Um by committing a two, four, two sticks, please.
Two sticks it is, my friend. Don't There we are.
Thank you. Uh and the gather dye, please. Whoa, y'all. Encounter.
Oh,
my random gather roll
has led us to an encounter.
has led us to an encounter. This is the cut claws symbol.
And it's a good thing, right?
It's good for me.
Mhm.
I don't know. This just might not be my day.
This is a spoiled brat beggar. Uh, apparently. Hey, chief. Toss me a little treat, will you? Uh, I have to roll to see what happens in this encounter.
Three.
What happens in the encounter, Amy?
Why are you making that face, Amy?
Well, I don't have to fight him. That's the good news.
What do we have to do, Amy?
Well, he's moving into my backyard. I lose a prestige until I give him three fish to go away.
Oh my.
That's very funny.
That's very funny. I'm glad that that didn't happen to me.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight him, I guess. But I could have won the fight and gotten something from it. He just lives in my backyard now until I'm not paying him his fish yet.
Just squatting.
It does. It gets chaotic for him.
Oh, yeah. For him existence.
That makes total sense.
I accept my lack of Did I lose my prestige point?
You did.
Do we think this is
down to two, which is a normal number to have.
Yeah, we're good. It's a good number. Both the spoiled beggar and the fallen star seem like they're just BB coming back to town.
Yeah, just thought you could avoid me in different hats.
Mustache. Bye-bye.
Um well, frick. That's what I get for gathering apparently. Um so next time we get the nothing on that die.
Feel good about it. Okay, noted.
Um and then I uh that was my main action. I would like to, you know what? I would like to pay four fish to buy the worker. There's a worker, right?
The smuggler.
The smuggler.
I don't remember what she does. Smuggler. Let's see. Oh, yeah. Okay. I actually I quite like this. Um, but I can't hire her yet. So, it doesn't matter what she does. Um, because we won't find out till I play later. You could have already read her, but that's anticlimactic, isn't it? Um, if when I get to play her, after I hire her once per game, I can exchange any number of resources at a one to one rate.
That's nice.
Yeah, that could be useful.
Yeah.
Uh,
you got so many um sticks.
There's that. Uh, so I have used a trade action. I have used my main action. I believe I will now and reducing this two to a one to pee on this portal.
Oh my.
Well, dang.
Nothing personal.
Peeing all over my portals. I see how it is.
And that does it for me.
You have a two in defense, right?
Yes.
Okay. Um on my turn, I'm going to start drawing a card. Ooh, this is for my eyes only and I don't have to play it immediately.
Oh,
while I would love to um pee, I'm going to just I'm going to start walking over to the flea market
through that mountain that we dig that t dug that tunnel through. You're welcome.
So happy about that tunnel. So, one, two, and a third. Maybe a two.
Good thing we didn't avalanche it.
I mean, could have advantages. I would like to spend uh quite a bit of fish today and do two purchases.
My goodness.
Um but they're all reduced by one because I'm at the flea market.
Bee shopping.
Kittens be shopping. Um so I would need to spend three and four. Seven fish, which I will do here.
Oh my goodness.
Seven little fishies uh to buy the bundle of sticks.
Okay.
And the junk box.
Okay. Um, well, I am going to fulfill my ambition of being a collector.
A
yeah, all I need to do is own two junk at the same time, which I have done.
Oh my god, that's two junk.
Feels great. Um, so as such, let me see here. That is fine. That's fine. I'm good. So, I get one prestige. I get one growth, which you know that's going on the tranquility.
And we move one towards tranquility.
Okay. Dang.
Are you going to use your junk box to go into the junk box?
Um, yeah. Now I will use my junk box to go into the junk box.
Junk box. Junk box.
Junk box. Junk box. Um. Oh, sick. Okay. I can play this at any time. Let me read it real quick. Okay, I'll hold on to that.
And um I'll use this as well to gain three sticks.
Three sticks. Three sticks. Three sticks.
And gain one tranquility.
Yeah.
All right. Um, I need to do an action. And I guess that requires a little bit of movement. So that's uh Bailey's backyard. That is not useful to me.
Yeah, it's full of my piss.
It's full of Bailey's piss. Uh, so I mean, sorry, cherries. Uh, so I'm going to go over to the mouse field and hunt. I'm going to use the last of my movement, which doesn't feel great.
Oh, I can't hunt.
Then I will go not to the mouse field, but to somewhere else that's within two spots. There isn't really anything.
Go to your own backyard, piss in there.
I guess I could just hang out my own backyard and get ready to piss in there. So, I'll move my movement down by one. And
but if you're not doing a main to get rid of a die.
Yeah.
Well, I've already used my two bonuses, so I'm going to go ahead and just get rid of this here. One.
All righty.
That's fine. That's fine by me.
That's cool. We like that. Does that feel good to you?
That felt good to me.
You fulfilled an ambition.
I fulfilled an ambition.
That's a huge move. My cat is ready to go. You know what I mean?
Speaking of which,
you're like mostly grown up. How are What the heck?
Bling bling.
Wow, that's a lot of bling blings.
That's a lot of bling bling.
That's really funny.
Okay.
Bling bling bling bling bling bling.
Yeah. What's the difference between the bling and the bling bling?
Well, I'll tell you. Hold on. A bling. Add this card to your building to upgrade it. Once per season, you may lower the value of one die of another cat by one.
Oh,
bling bling. Add this card to your building to upgrade it. Once per season, you may raise the value of one of your die by one.
Raise your own.
Bling harms someone else. Bling bling helps you.
I feel this is an accurate This must be how cats work. They're like, "Oh, yeah.
Yeah,
he got the feather."
Okay, it's now my turn.
Indeed, adventure. and I'm pretty excited about it. Um, what I'm going to do is draw a card. I
keep pointing draw.
I I keep forgetting because I'm so excited to be a cat. Yeah,
I've drawn this card. All right, let's plays immediately. Mosquito wand. As soon as you grab it, the wand begins to buzz. Roll the fate die. Fate die, please. Thank you. If I roll a one, mosquitoes will attack me. Uh, if I roll a two, nothing happens. If I roll a three, a cat of my choice.
Oh, no.
loses a pride.
Oh, wow. A cat of my choice loses a pride. And I also forgot to mention I get to because of that shift toward harmony or chaos.
Wow.
And we are dead in the middle. So, I'm gonna shift toward harmony.
Okay.
I'm gonna do that. And Phil, we had a truce this turn.
Yeah,
Amy. Phil and I had a truce this turn.
And by process elimination, I have to send the mosquitoes at you.
What?
Faked this. I would have rather I would have rather rolled a two. No one has ever said I had to send the mosquitoes after you and had that be true. You know, you had a choice.
I didn't because I wasn't going to send them at me and Phil and I had a truce. And I'm allowed to break deals. It says that in the rules. This isn't in the rules. You're allowed to break deals.
Well, thank you for clarifying, but I'm a cat of my word. I'm sorry.
That I appreciate it on some level while I am covered in mosquitoes.
I'm really sorry. I didn't want to.
A really good adventure.
Your your poor adventure is going off a wall and I dropped a a stick and I'm covered in mosquitoes.
I'm really sorry that
I feed on everything though, so there's that.
That's good. That is good. I am gonna go one, two to the quarry
to fish. I have moved two. I have one movement left. Okay. Hooray. I'm doing it.
Excellent.
I have one movement left. I did not do math correctly there. I'm going to fish. And I'm going to use just this this one dye. Get myself two fish. There we a freaking go. Now, fish do not count as a resource, so I don't get an extra one. It would have been cool, though.
Um, okay. Do I want to do any bonus things? I think I kind of do. Um, I would like to trade
some side action time.
Yes, I am now going to trade for one of my side actions. cuz I'm going to trade three fishies
at Haven and get one of those dice. I learned my lesson last time.
Smart.
Thank you.
Nice. That is all that I'm going to do.
Tada.
Well done. Well done. Good turn.
Thank you.
And I even remembered to do that card all on my own.
Um, thank you for reminding me. I would like an adventure card or die.
Another cat appears to eat fish. Oh, sounds like another cat has appeared to eat her fish.
Yes, it does. It does.
How interesting. How very interesting. Uh, I probably Oh, yeah. I do still have him.
Sorry. He's still in my backyard, it turns out.
Yeah.
Thought that was an a mistake of some kind as it turns out.
I would like to go Instant here. Spend one movement to the quarry. Taking me at three. Two, three, I mean. Uh, where I shall fish. I shall fish with this. You know what? I need fish. I'm spending the three.
Heck yeah.
Um, I would like six fish, please. That's a lot of fish. And you know what? I respect it. Thank you. It's a feast of fish. You like me.
Feast of the six fish.
I have to take off this guy who lives in my backyard. So, uh, that is my main action. Excellent. And then I am going to spend one more movement to go to Haven. Um, I would like to spend You know what? I'm here. I've got a two fish discount. While I'm standing here, I am going to spend both of my side actions, pay a total of six fish, and get two growth immediately, please. Thank you. We will just make it on up to A little gather bonus. And now I feel more accomplished.
There you go.
Generally better about life. Excellent.
Maine side. Am I playing else?
And that is it.
Great turn. Thank you. Thank you.
All right. Time to draw. Let's see. This is
Everyone's so good at remembering to draw equally.
Oh man. Uh let's see. Wow. your fish eating eaten or are you
No, it's just it's just things I could do. Um but that's you know that's another that's that's a problem for another day. I'm looking at what everybody's got
for reasons that are own.
Remember our truce.
Um yes I you said for that turned
um well I guess I'm
for this round. This is the turn
I'm going to play a Trojan cat. You may steal two basic resources from another cat's backyard. After playing it, move to that cat's backyard.
Wow.
Well, I don't have any resources.
You don't have any basic resources.
So,
I want I'm going to steal a fabric and a wood from from you, Amy.
It's fine.
I'm going to move one towards chaos as well.
You sure are.
And then I teleport to your backyard.
It's a nice backyard, man. Get out of my junkyard. Suspicious and empty. or give some fish to this guy. As long as you're there.
Yeah, I teleport there and there's just this beggar like
got any fish?
I'm so sorry.
I didn't realize someone was here.
Since I've used uh my Trojan cat uh ability on my turn,
uh I'm going to then just tick one down here for a side action and do a little business
in my backyard.
That's kind of rude. There's a lot of uh there's a lot of things going on out here. I'm going to uh eat a fish here for a movement. Uh and then gain two. So, I'll move one here. I will spend one more here to get rid of. Actually, I'll take this down to one. Why not? Uh to mark that territory as well. And then my last move here to get some garbage. Sorry, some waste.
Uh, and now we do get plus one waste during our gathering attempts.
So true.
So I will get rid of that and get two waste.
Pretty good. Veryful.
And then roll the gather die to see if uh something terrible happened.
Nothing terrible happened. I'll take nothing. I'll take nothing.
Nothing's good, actually. See, we were so quick to not appreciate nothing. I didn't appreciate nothing when I had it. And now,
uh, all right. And with that, I will, um, move the turn to you, Bailey.
Okay, it's my turn. I'm going to draw a card and go on an adventure. AND I'M REMEMBERED I'm remembered in everything.
All right. Hooray. It's my birthday.
Of course it is.
I get to roll the fate die. Uh, if I roll a one, a feast. Every player gets a fish and we shift toward harmony. Oh,
roll a two. Time for presents. Take a resource from a player. Shift toward chaos. Three. I want that. Take one top card from any of the flea market decks.
So, this is all pretty good.
That's good stuff. Yeah. Birthday.
A three. I want that. Uh, okay. I'm going to take a card.
Building oddity junk deck.
I'm going to take it. I'm going to take from the oddity deck. I like that. Here we go.
You first time you went in there, you won the cat show. So I can understand. Oh, this is so cute.
I'm crushing it.
You are.
So because I have done that, I what I did draw was the junk box. So I am going I'm going to take the top card from the junk deck. Fate wants me to have junk and I'm going to have junk.
You will get your garbage.
All right.
I'm not alarmed at all. the most evil lab I have seen on Bailey all day.
Fine and safe. Definitely. This was just the drawing. She hasn't even started her turn.
So menacing literally. Uh okay. So I have I have one movement left, but I can also eat a fish and move, which is great. I am going to first expend this die to do a little mark
like the old quarry.
Uhhuh. Um, that's my mark. And then I'm going to fish. Good call.
Oh, yeah.
I have a three here. I'm expending this three to get six fish.
Six fish.
Pretty freaking
exciting.
Um, and then sorry, I'm just I'm having such a fun time thinking about what I'm about to do. We can tell and it does not trouble us.
Uh, I'm going to move my last movement right here to Haven. Um, and I'm going to play the card that I just got. Uh, and I It says when I'm standing on a hexagon with another player or an adjacent one. So, I could have done this earlier actually. You may slip them this card. If you want to read the final sentence on it, that would be helpful.
Let's see. Well, let's see. A bag filled with passion.
Mhm. Mhm.
No one can resist it.
It's catnip.
They lose their senses and discard one from my choice of dye. Oh, you. So, okay. Listen, listen. I know that last turn I wanted to fight Amy. However, you are exploiting the one who is addicted to milk.
I'm having fun by introducing her to catnip.
Uh, I'm honoring our truce. This is find catnip
sentences and discard. Oh my goodness.
Okay, so I'm in Haven now and UM HOLY SMOKES. UH, I think I can trade, right?
Think I don't know.
I think I can trade.
I'm going to spend since I'm in Haven anyway. I'm going to spend three fish since it's two fish cheaper to do this and get myself a little growth point.
Nice.
It's just It's just the one though, right? Yeah, that's fine. It works for me. I get a mouse. Yay. This is a fun day.
It's your birthday.
It's my birthday.
And that's my turn.
Hey, guess guess what I do?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Oh, well, I guess I'm going on an adventure. Uh, you're wandering through the alley. Sorry. Encounter. You're wandering through the valley, attracted the gaze of unwanted eyes. Resolve the top card from the encounter deck. Oh,
a ninja.
Wow.
Um, he contributes to chaos. That's lovely. I've been waiting for a fool like you so I could roll one. Make a deal. Uh, buy
junk for fish.
Junk for a fish. Nice. Humiliate you. Defend yourself. Uh,
then he would attack you.
Then he would attack me. Or never mind. Ninja vanishes as if he was never there.
I love that he's like, I'm going to beat you up or make a good bargain or just leave. I think this is what No Country for Old Men is about.
This Yes. This is Anton Czech cat girl.
Yeah. He looks at me just lazily kind of moping my way through the abandoned camp, jumps out. I'm like, "What's up?" He's like, "Wow, this was Nope. No, no, thank you. No thanks.
I don't mess with drugs, says the ninja." All right. Um Okay.
Some of us just get them from friends.
Um Allrighty. Here's what I can do. Not much. But you know what? I will buy uh another turn here because I haven't done that.
That's fun.
I need to pay. What is that? Three fish. H
That's all the fish you got.
That's more fish than what I've got.
Uhoh.
You know what? I can spend two fish to uh gain two movement and go bingo bango.
That's pretty good. Um, I can start fishing. But before I do that, I'm going to spend this mouse to reroll my one here.
Oh.
Oh, got one again. Wow.
That would have been funny.
There it is. There it is.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
I'm going to commit three to fishing and gain six fish.
That's a lot of fish.
That's a lot of fish.
Nice turn. Um,
nice mousing.
Oh, here we go. Yes, there we go. The the mouse really came in clutch. Uh, let's see. So, I've got the six finish. I could buy another turn. Why don't I do it? Um, let's trade five here. Get this and this and get one back.
Get yourself a a squeaky new turn that you get to do immediately.
A squeaky beautiful new turn.
Um, let's roll into the next turn and do it again.
Avenar.
Oh, and you don't even Oh, this does happen instantly. Aliens.
Aliens.
You got abducted by space cats.
My goodness.
Will the fate die? One, they brainwashed you. lose uh one growth and shift one towards chaos. Two, they implanted a probe. Gain one growth and shift one towards tranquility. Harmony. Wild. Pew. They fire laser. Destroy a house and remove its tranquility.
Remove its crown.
Remove its crown. Uh sorry. Remove its prestige. Destroy a house. Remove its prestige. And remove half of the
Return its card and half the spent resources to the
Whoa. I could blow something.
Wow. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I can blow something.
Of course, it's that one.
Our truce. Our truce.
You have that jumpyard, huh?
But Bailey,
our truth is over.
Our truce.
Your tower must go kaboom.
Our truce.
The tower.
The tower.
So, um,
so read it out. What? What happens?
So, first we're going to destroy the place, the house.
My tower.
Remove its prestige.
Three. Oh, yikes. then remove its or return its card and half the spent uh resources to the owner. So
So how many resources did that cost?
That cost three sticks, three rocks, and two garbage.
My goodness.
Do I round up for half?
I feel like you got it.
I feel like we should probably
my freaking building.
What?
The space aliens.
The space aliens did it. I just picked your house.
I'm just saying they owe uh some good bargaining. So, I get I get one trash. I get I guess two rocks and two sticks.
Yeah.
Yeah. On the bright side, at least I still know how to build the building. These are the blueprints. Of course, I can rebuild. I've got some of the rubble from the explosion.
That's a good portion of it.
Our truce is officially over, though. And lots to think about now. Phil,
he's claiming that was aliens. We believe him.
You love blueprints. Um, all right. And now I will um I've got the one more thing to spend. And you know what? I think I'm going to spend it marking.
Oh,
I love me marking a body of water.
Thanks for just
Okay, so that's the end of the round, which means that I have achieved my achievement.
What is your achievement?
Untouchable. You have thick fur and an even thicker shield. Nothing can even scratch you. Avoid getting your pride lost for three rounds straight. I gain a prestige, gain a growth, and we move one point toward harmony.
Oh my gosh.
We'll take some harmony.
Oh my gosh. So, if the mosquitoes had gone after you, you would not have been able to achieve this.
Yes.
I did you a favor.
Yeah. It was really
And you gave me cat.
It was really high stakes.
Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
Well, I was honoring my truce with Phil. Oh, how's that going? Well, it's over now, ladies and gentlemen.
It had it had to end. At least I could have blown up your junkyard.
That's true. What am I trying to
even the cosmic cat scales?
I can't believe you blew up my tower on my birthday.
Fair.
Okay, great round everybody. For some of us.
Hey. Yeah, for some of us.
What are YOU TALKING TO? IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY. And now my birthday's over and we're moving on to the next round.
Okay. So, we start with clean up, right?
Yes. Uh, time to move the counter forward to round four. And we're going to refresh some cards.
Yeah. One second, Bailey.
Mhm.
That's a different shirt than you were wearing before.
What?
Yeah. Before you had the olive oil thing going on and now
Oh, I was hoping you guys didn't notice. I got a little too in character and I maybe coughed up a hairball.
We won't tell anyone. No one will notice my secret. Yeah,
keep your hairball secret.
Keep my secret.
I believe we should all reset our movement points.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yeah. Here we go.
To our new maximums,
right? I have five now. Five. So I'm at 532 myself.
54 four I think. What was my defense at?
Braggy.
No, I just have one. Okay, there we go. 543.
I'm at 532. Um,
this is the unfortunate moment where I realize I don't think I regain this pride until the next season. So, good luck to me. Yeah, I did think we were going into the next season when I was like doing my math now and I'm a little disappointed, but everything's fine.
Eternal Summer.
So long.
Oh, and Amy, I believe I should hand you this.
It's your turn to be the first kitty cat.
I think that's probably it for cleanup. Shall we have breakfast?
Let's have breakfast.
I would love to have breakfast.
Favorite meal of the day.
It's the best meal of the day.
Five fish, please.
I'm just going to put six. Put one back. And technically this is when we reset the movement counter. My bad
for Bailey.
There you are.
Right. That makes sense because we've eaten a nutritious breakfast. So now we can move again.
Yeah, we got to get the energy.
It all makes sense.
Which brings us to
the planning phase.
Oh, someone's missing a die. It's me.
I've solved the mystery.
It's a good mystery sol. ing that and a detective. Whoa. No.
It landed on a three.
Floor dice.
I don't want to be a stickler.
Listen, it was the only three I got. You got to let me keep it.
I feel like it definitely. Yeah.
So, now this election. I'm going to ditch this guy.
Um I've done the thing again.
What's that?
I rolled all threes.
Oh, Phil.
I know.
Free resource for us. We got a free resource.
Oh, that's so exciting.
Okay, hold on. Wait, let me look at my hand.
So, you know what? I rolled you roll all five dice, right?
Yes.
Okay, then I rolled one, two. I rolled one, two. We're fine.
Did you write four threes?
I rolled four threes. Yeah, that
is the steal the thing.
Well, I think I'm going to take a stick.
I'm taking a rag.
Yeah,
one rag, please.
I'm I'm going to do it.
One rag.
Thank you, Phil, for rolling so well.
Yes. Hey,
Bill was hugely helpful.
You're welcome, everyone.
We'll remember this later, I'm sure.
So glad you only do nice things for other players ever.
That's right. Just like when I blew up Bailey's tower.
Don't remind me.
I want the three to do things, but I should probably stop living quite so dangerously. So, I'm putting the three in my defense.
I have also put the three in my defense. I am afraid of Phil. Full stop.
What? It's not like I've done anything to you recently.
The whole weekend. All right. blew up my tower so hard I had to change my shirt about it.
Yeah, that's fair. That happens a lot. It's not a mystery. I just put my threes into the slots.
So sorry, everyone. So sorry.
Wow.
Just, you know, letting you know where things are.
We're so screwed.
Screwed. We've got to get better at rolling now, Amy.
All right, let's start with me taking an adventure card, which can only go well,
right? The adventure cards. Uh, always goes well. Always goes well. Heep from above.
Oh,
cat's whisper of a figure who aids those in need before vanishing into the mist.
A cat with the lowest prestige gains one prestige.
If tied, you choose who gets it. Not tied.
Not tied.
Definitely not. It goes to Amy. Amy, you now have three prestige.
A, that's great. That's a great adventure card.
That's really lovely. Some of these are bad.
Well, it turns out some of them are nice. I wish it also meant that I got an additional prestige, but I've read it doesn't. We do move towards order though, I think.
Oh, okay. Harmony.
Thank you. Yes,
we're feeling harmonious because that happened. I think that's really nice. We are rooting for
What a good beginning.
Yeah.
Um, okay. We're
by which you mean middle.
Yeah.
To this turn. What a good beginning to this turn. I'm trying to think of this as positive.
What a good beginning to the end of summer. this season.
Um, which is to say I still have action dice and I can do things such as uh remember that that's a five. I would like to please do one movement and I'm going to Oh, you know what? Heck with it. Um, two, three movement. Five, four, three, two. I would like to get some hot rocks. I think I'm going to just immediately get three rocks, please.
And roll dice.
Three rocks for Amy. That's why they call you three rock Amy.
They do. That's true. And I would like to Oh, junk deck, please.
Oh, very nice.
Nice.
Junk, junk, junk, junk, junk. Some good things on that die, too.
Something cool. Are you going to you going to tell the class?
Maybe we get to. Let's see. I'm I'm I don't have the patience to be sneaky about it. Cardboard box. The ultimate defense. Who would dare invade a fortress of cardboard? I may either gain one scaredy-cat bony bonus or uh hide your loot and prevent another cat from stealing it. I'm not going to. I'm going to take the bonus. Um I
It doesn't say
I'm I'm assuming this is like
defense bonus.
Yeah, I assume it means a token.
Yeah,
I dig. I dig.
Very cool.
No steel.
No steel.
Uh excellent. Excellent. Excited to have that cardboard box.
Phil putting the card that allows him to steal at the very bottom.
Just, you know, I'll put it in a different spot. Uh, that was my main action. And I would like to I want Fort Cat.
Okay.
Uh, I think I got the fish for it. And this is a trade action.
Fort Cat is yours.
Will I ever be able to build this cuz it's really expensive? Who knows? But it looks fun.
It is fun.
This is the ultimate fortification. Uh, and then with my second side action, I am going to go ahead and build I'm going to build a construct a rough bed by paying one fish.
Perfect.
Uh, and three rocks.
Perfect. It is a really rough
think ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just literally made of rocks. Um, and then I will please to gain a prestige. Okay.
Give us a point of I guess chaos from me sleeping on rocks. back to neutral and then I gain a growth.
Oh, fun. What a good turn.
Yeah, thank you. Um, stop. Okay, that's it. Thank you.
There we go. Good turn, Amy.
Okay, I'm going to start by
Let's very quickly refresh the market. So, sorry.
Yeah, my flow. What do we got?
OH, A DINO HOUSE.
WHAT?
WHAT?
I went all in right before the dino house was going to be on.
So cute.
That is adorable. It gives you a growth point immediately when you build it.
Oh. Oh my.
Also,
can you install a worker there? You can.
Oh, that's really good. It
is really good.
Okay. Well, I guess what I will do is now draw my cards.
Um, this is happens immediately.
So delicious. So fluffy. Cheesecake. It would be a shame to enjoy it alone. Uh, gain one growth. Seriously,
add one cat of your choice gets one prestige. Oh, so I get to share a little bit of prestige in the form of cheesecake.
That's nice. Who are you going to share it with?
That's a really good question because I feel like you're out ahead, Bailey.
By one point,
but it'll about to be two and Amy and I could tie up real quick.
Is that what you want? I mean, Bailey did just have Oh, sorry.
You did destroy your tower.
Amy just have a great turn. I did destroy your tower. You
destroyed my freaking tower. The least, could you share some cheesecake with
Will you let the tower go
if I give you some cheesecake?
Being destroyed.
I've got it in her hand.
Bailey, you can have
Yes. Yes.
I'm bad at this.
I'm going to go Yeah, you really you really talked me out of it. It's a big day for cheesecake fans everywhere.
Yeah,
that's a prestige cake.
I'm going to the old CF right after this show. I'll tell you what, Cheesecake Factory
not brought to you by, but they should.
Um, all right. I'm going to start with my main action being fishing.
Fishing.
Um, and I will expend one three here to get six fish.
Six fish.
Six fish.
That's a lot of fish.
A lot of fish.
So many fish. Um, and then I will move one right here. I will mark a die down to make my mark on the teleport.
And then I think I'm going to buy the dino house.
Oo.
Oh, heck yeah. All right. Dino house.
That's five fish.
It is. It sure is.
Okay. Uh, that one here.
That's for you.
Excellent. Um, those are my two side actions and my main action and a movement. Let me crack that down one. I believe that is it for my turn.
Good turn. Good turn. Let's refresh this market. We've got the mushroom house for a shroomy living. Uh, it gives you one reroll when you build it and it's also really freaking cute.
So, that's going right there. I'm taking my adventure card.
Adventure soon.
Changing my shirt made me really good at remembering stuff. Oh, this one I keep secret from you.
Oh,
I am going to play this now. It's my turn. Gray Magic.
For a brief moment, the world falls silent, sharpening your mind while weakening another. We move one toward harmony. But when you see what I'm about to do, you're going to know why it's not harmonious at all.
Increase the value of one of your dice by one, while reducing the value of a die owned by another cat by one. Wow.
So, I'm increasing my one to a two. So, I now have all twos, which feels better to me.
Mhm.
And I'm going to reduce the value of Amy's one
by one.
There we go. That goes to the discard pile. Amy's die dies.
Look at it.
All right.
Look at what you killed. It was an whole action with unlimited basic actions and two side actions
and hopes and dreams.
Hopes and dreams. I hate that you sound like that improves the deal. Fine. Fine.
That makes it better.
Nothing. And I don't care. Great. Makes no difference to me. So, I'm in Haven and so the first thing I'm going to do is one of my bonus actions, which is to trade. It is two fish cheaper to trade. Since I'm in Haven, I am going to spend two fish to buy Phil's two time.
Fair enough. Fair enough.
That's really cool.
Yeah.
Very cool. Very good.
Um, and then what I'm going to do is I'm going to move one, two,
three. That's three movement. Take myself down to two movement.
And I'm gonna do my main action, which is to gather. I'm going to get some garbage. And I get an extra one because of uh during gathering you get extra garbage. And I get an extra one because I increased my gather skill. So I'm actually going to be getting
which I'm going to remember the next time I gather.
Whoa.
Good call. Good call. Good call.
That's a lot of trash.
It's a lot of trash. Thank you so much.
I have so much trash. I'm going to roll this die about it and hope that I get something good and not something bad. What's the paw?
I think that's the bad one. It could be good.
Could be good.
Could be good.
Well, let's see.
Spirit of the Veil. First of all, we move one toward Chaos. We're back to neutral.
It sounds like it's good.
Does it? Uh, be careful. You're entering ancient lands. I roll a dieice. Um, if I roll a one, he gives me his cloak and I gain one rag.
Cool. If I roll a two, I have to beat him in order to gain one rag and get his cloak. He just feels bad for me if I roll one.
And if I roll a three, boo. In panic, you flee to any chosen hex.
Whoa. That's That's kind of fine.
A two. Let's just not roll a two, huh?
I rolled a two.
Yeah, exactly. A two. Yeah.
Yeah. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. So, he has four attack. our first encounter combat.
He's attacking me with four.
Um, which I don't like.
However, my defense is a two plus my defense die is a three. So, I think I win this encounter.
How much attack does he have?
Four.
I don't think I have a way to boost that.
He's coming in with four attack. I naturally have five defense. We are both going to roll a fake die. Amy, you're going to be rolling for my NPC opponent.
Spirit of the Veil.
Spirit of the Veil, and we're gonna determine who wins this fight and who gets to keep the cloak.
Oo,
I rolled a two.
I rolled a two.
Okay, so that means that he has a six attack and I have a seven defense.
And is anyone messing with that in any way?
I'm certainly not.
Are you? No. OKAY. SO, I WIN.
I get a fabric.
You get his little clothes.
I steal his clothes.
You beat him up and leave him.
Took his shirt. Yeah.
Yeah. On the side of the road.
Discard him. That's what happens when I defeat you in battle.
Okay. That was a very good gather. I have one more bonus move.
That was part of your gather.
That was part of my gather. It was very eventful for my bonus move. My final move of the round. I am going to buy this Fisher cat because I really like his vibe.
Mhm. Excellent vibes.
But before I do that, I am going to play Black Friday, which enables me to buy any displayed card at the shop for one fewer fish.
Amazing.
Very cool. Um, and it also takes us one point toward harmony, which is nice because we were neutral before and that does nothing for us. So, you take that.
I'm going to take my fisher cat.
I've taken my fisher cat. He goes in my hand because I'm not going to play him just yet. I have nowhere to put him. I just like to hold him.
And I'm going to pay my four fish, not five.
Whatever. And that's the end of my turn.
Excellent. What do we got in the uh oddities aisle?
Let's find out.
The rock fur.
Oh.
Uh after hiring produces one rock each round collect during breakfast. Pretty good. He also does give you one prestige when you play him.
Neat.
He looks cool.
He's cool as hell.
Yeah.
Back to Amy,
who has a normal number of dice.
Sure do. All right,
that's great.
Amy, is this the start of your turn?
Yes.
All right, I'd like to play something. I want to play Map of the Sky. At the start of another cat's turn, move them by three hex's and reroll one of their die. I'm trying to give you a better two.
Oh,
I'm trying to give you something better than the two.
Thank you.
I guess
there's a 33% chance that helps.
I thought that it was I just changed the die, but and I am now seeing that there's a roll on there. So, this is actually very funny. And I'm assuming it moves us toward chaos.
Moves us toward chaos.
Yeah, we're interested. I
make a request. What if I landed on Haven?
That sounds great. I I'm trying to help you here cuz I know you did just get a little roughoused.
We're all trying to find the guy who did that.
We're all trying to find the guy.
Uh, and we're going to reroll it, too.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Well, I think Phil rerolls it, but you can keep that if you want.
I'll reroll it. I'll
I'll go with that. Possibly fairly.
All right.
Well, you know, now
break even.
At least it's not worse. And it took you to haven, which is where you wanted to go
because I would like to buy a die with a side action.
Uh, and it normally costs three fish, but it costs two here. So, for a single fish,
I will take a dieback. Okay, there we go.
Cool. Um, uh, thank you.
Yeah, actually, that was super cool of you.
So, it all evened out.
I'm going to one, two, three. I'm going to head to rags by spending my two remaining movement and one fish. Like I wanted a lot of rags, but I also am now scared of die getting lower. Um,
what?
What are the odds that I pull that card again, you know,
and use it on you?
If you I pull it again, you have to. That's
It would be a funny bit.
May I have one extra? Nope. That was one extra. Nope. It's not one extra.
Here you go. Here's Take a three. Take a three.
Thank you.
All right. I'll take a five even. Five rags. May I have the gather? You can. A
what' you get?
Uh any
Oh, fun.
I like I like Okay, let's see. I would like an additional rag, please.
An additional rag.
Thank you. Yeah,
there we go.
Sweet. Five after all.
From rags to rags.
That was my movement. I have used a side action to trade. I have used my main action to gather. I'm going to pay two resources. Mhm.
Um, and I'm going to work by myself on this friaking avalanche that you all will not help me with.
I just
It's a quest.
I just don't want to blow up a mountain.
I We're cats. It's there to be knocked down.
Fair point.
I've never seen a cat knock down a mountain before.
Have you ever seen a cat big enough to? And would they not immediately knock down a mountain if they could?
Great point. Great point. I hear what you're saying. consider it. It's all I'm saying.
Okay.
Uh that was my second side action which means to you.
All right.
But I do get another turn at least for now.
And I'm really happy for you. It's almost like nothing happened.
Um Oh, that's fun. This happens immediately. Um or so. Yeah, it does.
Ancient ruins. Well, no one knows what these ruins were. It's a perfect spot to gather pebbles.
So, I'm just going to get a pebble. Does it affect the harmony or chaos at all?
Uh, it goes one towards chaos.
Oh, rocks is chaos.
Rocks is chaos, as I'm always saying. Um, all right. I think I know what I need to do. I'm going to move one.
And I'm going to gather some um some trash.
Woo!
Hell yeah.
I'll take uh two here. So, I will gather two garbage or sorry, two waste. There's specific
plus one
plus one. Oh, I don't have the one for gather. Oh, plus one waste in general
because we did quests
for all of us.
You're you're starting to get me on this avalanche thing.
Okay, what does the avalanche do for us again? Remind me.
Actually, each cat gains an extra rock when gathering rock for the rest of the game, and nobody suffers except the people who did the quest. So, if you want to keep doing it on your own, feel free. All right. Um, let's see here. I think then it is time for me to construct a dino house.
Dino house.
Dino house. It's, you know, if I got it, I got to build it.
You got to build a dino house.
Three waste, three fabric for boom, a dino house. That
That's how you build buildings.
Yeah. You just throw some garbage and some fabric at it.
Rags.
Um, just like in my house, I have a pile of oily rags. In case I ever see a spider, burn it down and leave.
Wow, that's great. You're better for anything.
Yeah. Yeah. Uh, okay. So, I immediately gain one growth.
That's so good.
Gets me a prestige. Well, gosh.
Oh, dang.
And then constructing the Dino House gets me two prestige.
Oh my god, you are up to eight prestige.
I am up to something indeed.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Um,
and close to grown up here.
Close to being a full grown up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mhm.
That's unacceptable to me. I'm just a little kitty. All right, I think after that, do I want to move? Do I want to mark? I think I'm going to mark.
Leaving a mess everywhere.
Just going to make eye contact since we're in the same spot.
Dang it. Sorry. There we go.
Wow, that's cool. You did that.
Is that your final move?
That is my final move.
All right. Noted. Okay. I'm going to take an adventure card. I need to roll the gather die.
Dice.
Sorry, I forgot.
Hey, a resource.
Everyone's getting all the good stuff and then I had to fight a vagrant. Yeah, like you got a rag for it.
That sounds pretty fun though. Okay. Uh, I will take a trash. Why not? Let's do it.
Cool. Trash.
Trash.
Okay.
Okay. It's adventure time.
Adventure time.
All right. This happens immediately.
Warning. Dangerous cat at large. Big reward for capture. We move one toward chaos.
Place a wanted token on a chosen player.
Oh no. Is this cat hunt?
Yep. The first player to freaking get this guy earns an additional reward of one prestige and three fish.
Whoa.
You put a bounty on a cat. I'm gonna put a bounty on a cat. May I? Uh, well,
it seems only fair that I give this to Phil because he has the most prestige.
True. But it would be really funny. No, I I need it. I do need that.
It would be really funny.
Technically, I am closer to humiliation. So, if you wanted to make sure I'm not a threat, that's
Stop telling us bad things.
Stop making arguments.
Okay.
Wow. You have a bounty on your head.
That's pretty cool. I feel good about it.
There's a bounty on Phil's head.
I'm I could attack you right now because we are on the same space, but I'm not that actually interested in collecting the bounty.
I see.
I just needed to play that card.
I like that.
So, instead, what I'm going to do is Oh, I know. First thing I'm going to do is something very funny. I'm going to reduce one of my dice.
Yeah.
And Mark replacing Phil's mark.
Nice. Yes. Good.
It's mine. Now
you've both peed on the trash in the abandoned camp.
Both peed on the trash. I have two more movements. So I'm going to go one, two.
Nice.
Wind up in the Driftwood River.
Doesn't sound good when you say it like that.
Yeah. But I love it here. And I'm going to gather um with this two die. And so I'm going to get three sticks, which is awesome. That's so many sticks.
Bonus. Cool bonus. Seems good.
Pretty cool sticks. And then I'm going to roll this. And I'm not going to get an encounter again. Of course. That would be crazy.
Nothing. I love it. I'll take nothing. I love
We've come on a journey with this game. We're like, "Yes, thank God. Thank God. Nothing."
Um, and then for my final move, I'm also going to construct
I'm going to spend three sticks, three rocks, one of them is a mouse, and two waste in order to rebuild
the lone tower. taking us one toward harmony, adding three prestige for me, but so many think it's a normal amount.
10 is halfway to winning.
Also get a defense token again.
Wow. Yeah. See, aren't you blew it up?
Yeah, maybe I put that wanted token on you cuz I wanted to find you and say thank you.
That makes sense
for that. Um, I can also on this turn pay one fewer fish to hire a worker here. Am I allowed to do that?
Uh, hiring a worker is playing a card, which is one of the unlimited actions.
Oh, great. Well, then I'm going to for free it seems like
play my fisher cats.
So, he is hanging out here. I'm going to get two extra fishies every breakfast. Also, we move one more toward harmony. Neutral again, baby. Dang it.
And I get another prestige, taking me up to 11.
Oh my gosh. End of turn.
Okay. Hachi machi.
We're fine.
We're fine.
Yeah, it's going well.
Let's see. Okay. Well, I suppose I must begin my turn with some adventure.
Yeah, adventure it up.
Total chaos.
Okay. Is that good?
Sounds good. Oh, interesting. Okay. Actually, it's not as bad as some of my cards, which are like chaos. Distribute all your belongings to the ground. Uh, but uh to help with peace and rules, claws are out until the end of this season, summer. All cats may attack each other, even on safe hexagons like their own backyard.
Whoa.
Open. Sounds like we should attack Phil.
I mean, wanted poster. Open seasoned. I get it. Spade is telling us to attack this guy. like a wow. Okay, I'm going to leave this in place so we remember it's still happening.
And
and I assume this moves us more toward chaos.
You know it does.
Great. That's good for me, actually.
Cool.
I'm going to go ahead and build the scratching rag,
which costs three sticks and three rags. I'm basically broke now, but I just like buying things.
Kitties be shopping,
you know. rough bed, scratching rag, jumpyard. I'm I'm all set back here. The tableau
guest is still hanging out.
It sounds like you're getting ready to be a ninja warrior.
Not ideal. It does. Yeah. I'm just training a jumpyard.
Uh and since that was one side action, my second side action, I think, is going to be to sacrifice one of my die.
Oh, but you spent so much money on it to finish this quest. Oh my god.
Oh, wa. It is a sacrifice. the hacker am.
Uh, which means, please try not to kill me. Um, that I have given up this one and this one and this one. Each cat gains one extra pebble when gathering pebbles. From now on, please flip the avalanche token.
Okay, flipped. Plus one pebble during gathering. And each cat involved in the quest instantly loses one heart.
Oh my goodness.
Possibly the other action I should have taken was recover, but we're going to find out. Um, and then please
free to attack you or Oh no, it's ones I can attack you. I can't hide in my backyard. Yeah.
Yeah, hypothetically.
My injury has happened. Probably should have thought that through. One more word to chaos, please.
Yes, chaos. And then please too prestige since none of you would help me.
That's right. We did not
despite my repeated please.
We kept saying stop doing it and we kept going
Amy why are you doing that Amy please
very unhelpful. Uh but next up we can work on the beaver deal.
Oh yes.
You know I'm not the beaver deal.
It's so cute too more sticks when we gather sticks. Each cat gains an extra stick while gathering sticks.
I love to guess, right?
Yeah.
So, you know what? This is interesting. Something are introducing something interesting to this world because like as far as I know, it's just been cats that are uh sentient, but apparently there's a beaver civilization.
Oh, yeah. Sure.
Seems like what what else is
what else is out there?
We're all living side by side in harmony. Well, some of us
Some of us are living very chaotically.
Just slap a wanted poster on film.
Yeah,
I had to. Well, uh, onto my turn here. Let's go ahead and draw a card.
Something good. No whmies. No whammies.
Not something I have to tell you all about.
Oh, fun.
Wow.
Love a secret. No, no secret.
That's actually kind of awful.
Don't make friends.
But
sounds like the card isn't going to make friends either.
No, it is not. I am going to spend three fish as the first thing I do to buy this die.
Oh my gosh.
One more. Let's go. Um, and then
look at you all having turns. It's so fun. You should try it.
We're very near to the end of the season, so I feel like I have to start introducing more chaos so we can grow more.
Yeah, that seems right.
So, I'm going to play a hefty bribe.
Oh,
from now on, you work for me.
You may visit another player, another cat's backyard, and steal one worker. Their card goes to your hand and they lose one prestige.
What if I cry?
We're going to see what if right now.
Wow.
My prestige.
Hi, Fisher Cat.
Lured away. My goodness.
Well, cuz you bribed the worker.
I bribed the worker.
I thought maybe I was going to get the bribe.
You were more chaos.
He's doing it for us. We get groceries.
We're growing. al together.
But
um I think also
a friend
I knew his name. Uh I'm going to uh pay one less fish to hire a worker. Uh which is going to be this totally different guy than your Fisher cat. Um
he's just the same cap but wearing a mustache.
Yeah,
different name tag.
Um let's see.
Do you gain a prestige for that?
I do gain a prestige for that. And we move one towards uh
I did that on because I was really upset.
Oh, no. Sorry. We moved one towards harmony when I play him.
I see.
Yes.
He's a very peaceable boy. It's crazy he did this.
Mhm.
Yesterday we just yesterday we celebrated his birthday at the office and I got him a really good cake.
And he said, and I quote, "Bailey, I'll never leave."
I like that you recruited him with a bribe, but neither of you paid him anything.
I just said I gave him a cake. That's true. That's true. Some of the cheesecake that I gave you. Some of the All right.
I have my own cake.
You regifted cake.
Yeah. It's still good.
I'm going to use uh a side action here. My other side action to
Why won't you stop stealing from me?
Uh and let's see. I'm going to move right here. One, two. One, two. uh to Oh, wait. I can't I can't uh Mark, that's great. I love that.
Oh,
what's the uh bounty on you again? Just out of curiosity.
Uh if you remove my Sorry. If you humiliate me.
Mhm.
Then you gain what is it? One prestige and three fish.
Did we keep the card?
I think it's under there.
I'm going to fish it back out because we probably should have kept it. My bad.
There we go.
Um place a W token on a chosen cat. First cat to humiliate them. There's an additional reward of prestige 3 fish. You
see that right there? Perfect.
It's good to good to know.
Yeah. All the good things that'll happen if we humiliate Phil, which I'm feeling more and more inclined to do this turn for some reason.
I humiliate myself on a daily basis. Um,
humiliate.
And I'm I'm going to end my turn there. I just have to give up a die because of that.
Are you serious? You're ending your turn?
Yeah. I don't have I can't uh gather there. Uh, that is my basic action. Um, so that's it.
Cool.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right. I'm adventuring. Immediate.
Oh no.
Oh no. Amy.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Red Wraith. If you meet her, porcel weep for you won't have time to escape. The good news is one point toward chaos. The bad news is every player immediately loses one pride. OH NO.
Is that an adventure card?
Yeah.
Hold on.
YOINK. NO, SHE DIDN'T.
OH, VERY NICE.
TAKE IT BACK,
ZEN. NOPE. Not bothered. You may immediately discard one adventure card drafted by yourself or another cat.
Does So, that means the chaos goes back to normal.
That's fine. I'm cool with that. Fair tradeoff. Thank you, Amy. Well played.
I've done this for both of you.
Thank you. Yeah, we all know I'm getting humiliated anyway, but this way it's slightly harder to collect a bounty on you.
Wonderful. Assume that was the goal.
That's absolutely why I'm sure.
Okay, I think what I am going to do is I am going to reduce this two to a one.
Mhm.
And I am going to replace this. Sorry.
Gota gota got a mark. When you got to go, you gotta go.
You gotta go. You gotta go. I'm at a river, Amy. Um, so then what I'm going to do is I'm going to spend this one to get more stick. So, I get uh two stick.
Two stick
because of my gather bonus. You do.
So, can you give me a three one? Actually, I trade. Very good. Very good. I have so many.
Are you working on the beaver deal right now while you're in the Driftwood River?
I could have worked on the beaver deal on my turn. Oh, you could.
Dang it.
Well,
well,
I think I'll have a turn maybe.
I already I marked. That's my one bonus action. I have one bonus action left. I haven't moved yet. And I am now rolling the gather die and hoping that nothing terrible happens to me because it keeps
You did get attacked last time.
I got fully attacked. Nothing. Yes,
I love that. And then for my final maneuver, I am going to trade. I am going to buy a new friend because my last one got stolen.
So, I'm going to spend five fish in order to get the rocker cuz I love him.
You're coming with me.
He's very cute.
I gain one prestige.
Are you hiring him right away?
Yes. Oh, because you can because it's one cheaper or
Oh, that I think that's just on the turn that you play the card. It's one cheaper, but he does cost one fish, but I don't know what that makes a lot of sense. I have one fish,
so it all works out.
That's great.
Uh, so I've hired him. I gain one prestige. We do move one toward harmony. Sorry. Uh, and then I get an extra rock during breakfast. Yum. Uh, and that's my turn.
Okay. All right. Here we go. No. Yes.
Okay. Yeah. So, I don't have a turn, but I'm celebrating being alive for another second.
I'm so happy for you.
We need it to be a little bit more chaotic in here. So, between turns, I'm going to play this card. Sneak attack. Between turns, you may attack another cat on any hex.
What?
Even a safe one. Move to that hex.
What? Who? Amy. No.
No.
Um, let's roll some fate die. Huh? Okay. Oh my gosh.
You got a lot of defense.
I do have a lot of defense.
So, what are we What are we standing at right now?
Um, I am standing at a five attack.
Mhm.
And you have a five defense.
I have a five defense.
Yeah.
Okay.
So,
here goes. Oh, well, that's not going to go great.
I also got a one, but we've That means we've tied, which
ties to the defender.
H mice are rerolls. Just going to throw that out there.
Mice are rerolls. That's interesting. I don't have any mice.
Oh, thanks for that info, though. Who wants a reroll, I guess?
Both of us
offering that.
Oh, yeah. H
you should keep your mice, Amy. Yeah, but maybe somebody owes me a favor.
Oh, wow. I like this. This is interesting. Uh, you know, I feel like there's a pretty good chance that if we roll, it's going to be a one. So, I don't think I'd want to reroll it.
I'm staying.
Yeah, you get a bonus out of this. I've moved.
Um, I think
Okay, wait. So, how do we resolve? It resolves at a dead tie.
It resolves at a dead tie. So, goes to the uh win. I win. I'm
Nobody loses any prize because it was a tie.
Mhm.
Uh Bailey,
unless I add one def I win. I won't do that. I'm not interested. I don't want the bounty. My hand my paw was
was forced.
I see. I see.
Oh, but if you he had been one down and you spent both of those then now you
It would have been really funny.
I get a prestige.
Dang. for. Yeah, look at that. That's the fates rewarding you
for being so chill.
I love chaos.
All right, now I will begin my turn
by going on an adventure.
Wasn't even your turn.
Yeah.
Um, okay. Let's see. This is something that I can do for me. Um, oh, that did move us up one chaos. So, we should be one more.
Nice. Exciting.
Mhm. All right. Here we go. I'm going to pay one fish to gain one movement.
Oh,
and I'm going to go one, two, to the pond.
Ooh. Oo.
And I think it's probably just good to go fishing.
Go fish.
Go fish.
I love a fishing mini game.
Yeah.
Hold the horses. I'm going to
They're fish.
Hold my fish.
Uh I'm going to fish. I'm going to fish. So I will commit this one
and gain a two fish. That's great. Um
and then with my side action, I'm going to quest. I'm going to quest by paying three fish. Actually, no. I'm going to quest by paying two sticks uh to add one completed part of the quest for the beaver deal.
Oh, you don't want to work on the quest that I'm working on? We could finish it.
We could finish it this turn.
But look at the beaver deal. I'm so excited about that.
Prestige.
I mean, they both get them prestige.
The prestige.
My second favorite Hugh Jackman movie. Um,
what's your first favorite Hugh Jackman movie?
Obviously, it's the circus one where he plays the guy who capitalizes on it. Outsiders. I forgot the name.
The Greatest Showman.
The Greatest Showman.
Sorry. X-Men. X-Men would have
That's good.
I was too busy ANSWERING THE QUESTION AND FORGOT TO MAKE A JOKE.
WHY? WHY IS YOU JACKMAN always taking advantage of outcasts?
Can I have an I was too busy answering the question and forgot to make a joke shirt? I am requesting this.
We're going to sell them in the shop as soon as this video ends. Okay. Um, that is it for my turn though.
Great turn,
Bailey.
Okay, turn time for Bailey. Um, it's time to adventure and it's going to be like a really good one.
It's going to be one really good one.
Okay, this is going in my hand.
Looks
and is very cute.
This guy loved him.
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh, we need to replenish this.
Oh, yep. What do we got?
Sorry. Uh, stura kamishkow.
That's
okay. Translate that one. I think we can figure out what it is. Um,
it's sturdish. I don't know what that one's supposed to say. So, I feel like we
I'll just read the flavor. Yeah, just find out what it is. It's cool. It says, "Hot deal. Only the best of the pebbles. You gain you you buy this and you gain three rocks."
That's Yeah, sounds good. It's rocks. And that rocks. Okay, I have pulled my card. We've refilled the store. I have one dye and I'm excited to use it. Uh, I don't have any movement. No, I do. I have two movement.
Oh, yeah.
Got two freaking movement. Um, okay. I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to go into the portal. I don't want to go to the pond where Phil is because he scares me. I don't know why.
The bounty probably.
It's the bounty. He He He's not He's He's desperate. He'll He'll do anything.
He's I keep peeing and making eye contact with you. So, that's that's
so aggressive. Uh I'm going to portal over here. Use my last movement. to go fishing in the old quarry. I'm going to spend a die and I'm going to get a fish, right? Two fish.
Two fish.
Two fish plus one, probably.
No, I think that's
Oh, it's just gathering fish. Two fish.
Two fish.
Two fish for Bailey. And then I don't roll the dieice because I don't freaking want to. Uh, and I don't have the ability really to do any bonus actions. I guess I could trade if I wanted to, but I don't.
You don't want St. Kitska.
I'm going to spend two sticks.
Okay,
this is what I'm going to do
for my bonus action to go right there.
Oh, silkworm care proceeds along. Yes, I didn't forget about the quest I started.
I'm going to do that. And I could do one more thing, but I don't want to.
Love that.
Yeah. End of turn. End of season.
I lived.
You lived.
Did not see that coming.
You lived to cat another day. M uh so at the end of the season we have our second time doing the a territory phase
which means
I should have marked
no. All right, it's fine.
I'm just gonna I'm going to regret it but I won't do anything about it.
Also a shirt that we might need.
Uh so that is one, two, three, four, five. Uh, crown for Phil. One prestige for Phil.
I'm on my way.
A crown for Bailey.
A one prestige for Bailey.
And a crown for Amy. Just one prestige for Amy.
Yeah. Thank goodness that you did it, Mark right now because it would have been
that would have been so
just pushed her over the edge to no uh no prestige.
That's you. You could have
Oh, I could have done it. Okay.
Okay. Yeah, we're fine of you.
Thanks. Which brings us, I believe, to growth.
It's grow time.
We're doing growth.
Oh, I'm excited.
We're in the autumn of our lives.
Oh, that sounds
sounds nice.
So, we get an extra plus one to our chaos dice. So, Phil's going to be forced to move that one.
And we get eight autumn points.
Great.
Okay. So, one chaos movement
and then eight.
One, two. I get an extra die.
So, we're doing the growth phase right now. I think let's go ahead and just summarize what we've done. I can go first. Uh, of course, we got eight growth points for being in autumn plus the additional chaos growth point because we're so freaking chaotic. Uh, so I get a mouse for my chaos cube hitting that mouse thing. But I spent the rest on harmony, taking me all the way up to 18 for harmony because I'm desperate to grow older and it's the only way to do it. As a result, I'm now permanently going to have one more dice in the planning phase. I have one more defense permanently and I gained a prestige point.
So that's pretty cool.
That's amazing.
Thank you. I've done a plus one. I have moved my harmony up top. I gain a bonus to my defense, which is much appreciated. Uh I gain a prestige point, please, for passing the crown.
And I also gain an additional die, which I'm excited uh
heck yes,
to to put into play. And I'm also stuck at 18, wishing I could grow up, but not quite able to. And it is the growth phase, so I think I freaking heal.
Sounds like it. Well, if I were to summarize my growth, uh, like I do every week with my therapist, I would let you know that I got an extra dye going along the, uh, harmony growth plan. Uh, I have become an adult.
Oh, wow.
Mellow. Look at Look at how cool I look.
Oh my god. I find additional uh fabric when gathering.
That's fun.
That is fun.
My stats change a little bit. Uh I gain a little a considerable amount.
Sorry, I didn't mean to make that sound. It just came out of my mouth.
This is just part of Bailey's soul. All right, there we go.
We maybe missed our chance to collect the bounty. I'm just kidding. We should have We should have killed him when we had the chance.
You should have gotten me when I was a kid. Um, any I also moved my chaos up to get one additional point of gathering. So, uh, yeah, I'm a gathering machine.
Wow.
I'm going to open up my own cloak business.
Wow. Okay. As long as he just sticks to the cloak business and leaves me alone.
Leave my life of crime behind me.
We reset the mood.
Yes, we're back to neutral, which we were not that far from to begin with. Despite our many efforts, we tried so hard to be chaotic. It just didn't work. We're too chill.
I mean, his name's literally Melo,
right?
Okay, speaking of Melo, it seems like Melo might be the first player token.
Clean up.
Oh, we also have to reset the storedeed. Almost forgot.
Is it the whole store gets reset?
Well, get recycled and goodbye to a little cheaper cuz it's older now. That's it's last seasons.
Makes sense.
So, we've revealed used rags and a lookout. Fun.
What do they do?
I will tell you in just a moment.
The used rags are pretty great. They give you three rags. And the lookout gives you one prestige to gets us a little more chill, a little more harmonious, and gives you a two movement tile. Also, you can hire a worker there.
That's pretty cool.
And only costs three sticks to build.
Only three sticks and you can hire a worker.
Oh, come on.
That's pretty good.
But it does cost five fish if you want it.
That makes some sense.
Oh, and uh we update adventure cards that have expired. This bounty, I believe, has not expired. Bounty remains. But total chaos is now over. That was a summer thing. That was our summer phase. Uh we
attacking each other in each other's
backyards. It gets a little hot. You get a little fighty. You know what I mean?
It's autumn now. We're apple picking.
Mhm. We're not fighting.
If we fight, it's going to be through barbs and words and just
That doesn't sound fun either.
Real catty.
Never mind. It does.
Um, okay. Is it time for breakfast?
It's time for breakfast.
Give me five fish and nothing else.
What kind of fish are they? Um, these are goldfish.
Gross.
Nice.
You mean like the cracker or like the like the pet?
Well, I'm a cat, so probably the pet.
But, um, the cracker will do in a pinch.
I've taken five fish, but I also get a pebble.
Nice.
Neat. For free. For free.
Uh, I'm going to take seven fish because I get five normally and then two for fisher cat. Um, so that's I'm going to put these two back.
The betrayal.
What an excellent employee.
You get to do one more thing.
I get to do one more thing.
You grew up.
You grew up.
OH, I GREW UP.
OH,
the big toe cat.
He's enormous.
I'm way more excited about that than I should be. That rules.
Biggest cat in the world.
I'm a big boy.
Look at this.
This feels really good, you guys.
Like, come on. Oh my god. He's going Get away from him. He's going to eat you.
Well,
oh my gosh.
Time to run from Phil.
Yeah. No. Yes, please. Uh, all right. Uh,
that's so scary.
After breakfast, I believe it's time that we plan, right?
Yes.
Plan planning phase. Oh. Um, we should have all reset our movement. Yes.
Yes.
Good. I didn't.
All right. Oh, and we keep an extra dice.
Nope. This is all ones. It's crazy. What do I do if I get uh three ones?
If you get four ones,
it's three ones.
I got
You could reroll and try to get four ones.
I don't want to.
Good news for everyone. I got four threes again.
What?
Yeah. And then a two.
Okay, we get one. We get resources.
Get a resource.
I'm actively mad at you. I am giant and magnanimous.
Wow. I'm taking a rock. I'm taking a stick.
Okay. Very cool.
Thank you.
There you are.
All right. Um
and we still have to choose. Oh, but I did well this time.
Okay.
By my standards.
Congrats to everyone who successfully rolled even a single three. We've just realized instead of keeping all of them,
we get rid of
we've tragically checked the rules and we just get to roll an extra one and discard that. Uh so everybody roll your sixth.
Yeah. And then two of them get discarded and put in haven for us to
buy. But you can still only buy one per round.
Okay.
Well, I love that.
I rolled a three.
I rolled a three.
I rolled a three. Oh my god.
Phil. So there's there's a two and a three for everyone.
My gosh, he's got so many threes.
You're all gaining for my benefit. Yeah,
that's crazy.
My goodness. My goodness. Okay, keeping my three in the defense slot cuz I afraid of fill adult cat.
I haven't hit you since like last season.
Please never hit me or I'll cry real tears. Okay, I guess I'm putting up two twos.
Okay. Wow. Okay, not bad. And I'm putting up some sneakers.
Let's We have variety in the shop now.
Snake eyes. That was supposed to be a two. I hit it with my hand.
Snick eyes.
That was a a very eventful planning phase.
Holy smokes.
Yeah.
Okay. Well,
we're all scared of each other. I see.
Very afraid.
After that, is it time for adventuring?
I believe it is time for adventure.
An autumn adventure.
Oo, an autumn.
Our final season. An apple picking a jacko'-lantern carving. Perhaps
I have one that happens right now called a bad map.
Well, that seems bad.
Yeah. As you study the map, something feels wrong. Moments later, you spot the mistake. You may swap the position of two tiles with the exception of the mountains.
Whoa,
that's pretty cool.
That's huge. What are you going to swap? I am kind of interested in going to Haven and it's kind of a journey right now. So, I think I'd like to swap that with the pond.
I can grab it.
But you're on the pond.
Yeah.
Are you going with the pond?
I think I'm going to I think I'm going to remain a universal con. Oh god, no. What have I done?
I love that the bad map means that you've just realized you are not in the pond. You are actually at Haven.
Yeah.
Whoops.
Oh no. Wow.
It's like a shopping mall over here.
What have I been fishing for? Yeah. Okay. Well,
the bargains. That's right. Uh I am going to
Neat.
Spend one fish.
Did we move towards um harmony?
Oh, we shall.
I'm so sorry to All right, I'm gonna spend one fish. I was so excited about this thing that I'm going to do. Um
I'm just going to buy that for one fish. How? How? Uh,
you bought a three.
Yeah.
So, it cost
Oh, I need Sorry. six fish normally.
So, three.
So, I'll You know what? Here you go.
How did you get a three fish discount?
Uh, or wait, is it two fish? What is the fish discount? Two fish. Four.
It's still awesome. Oh my god.
Still pretty good. Okay, I'll keep these then and put that away.
A four fish.
That makes sense.
He got first pick of his own. I think I'm so afraid of
Okay. Um, now it's time to do some things, I suppose. Um, I'm going to move with two movement. Over to the mouse field. I think I'm going to hunt.
Sure.
Some mice.
You can do that because which of your threes are you going to use? You know,
oh my god,
the one I just bought seems like I'm not attached to it. He doesn't even care about that three. He's thrown it away twice.
Thrown it away so many times. All right. Boom. Boom. Boom. Okay.
I think you get one mouse. It's still bad, but I
I think it's Let me just double check that.
Oh, with a three. Just one. Okay. That's perfectly fine. That's perfect.
The mice are so valuable.
The mice are just so valuable.
They are though.
They are. I hope you still like your move.
I do. No, it was uh I haven't hunted yet, and I feel like that's something every cat should do.
It's important.
Um cover quest. Let's quest.
Ooh, you could help me finish that one. If you
if I give up and she finishes it, she gets an extra prestige.
It's true.
She's so close. But I'm really committed to this beaver deal.
You're just going to let her have two prestige. Fine.
Well, she has to get rid of a die. That's a whole That's a big thing.
It's a lot.
Working on that beaver deal.
True.
Um, okay. And I believe with that, I am done. Bailey, your turn.
Okay. Pretty exciting turn, Phil.
Um,
giant enormous grown-up cat, Phil.
That's right. Feels good.
Well, you're all very one one more growth point, which could come from an adventure, could come from a litany of places.
Okay. Well, first thing, the adventure is going to come from one place, the adventure pile. All right. Immediate. Old laundry. The wind must have been strong for laundry to end up all the way out here. I get two rags and we move one point toward Harmony.
Nice.
Wow.
Nice.
Two rag Bailey. That's what they call me.
That was more rags than you got for fighting the spirit of the veil, right?
Well, that was just one rag he was wearing, you see. So, in story, it makes sense.
If you if you have to fight for rags, you only get so much. But when the universe gives you rags, it bestows them on you. Like a gift, a blessing.
It's the secret.
All right. I hate where Haven is now because it'll cost me one extra movement to get there. However, I'm going to go there because I'm going to go. That's two movement.
I'm going to spend three fish for a growth point. I'm going to grow the hell up.
I forgot you could do that there.
So, now I find an additional two fish while I'm fishing. My movement speed goes up to four. It was originally at what? Hold on. Must Let me look. It was originally at three. So, I gain a movement point because I'm a grown-up now.
Mhm.
Uh, my attack goes up to four. I'm very afraid of Phil, so I have to be ready for anything. Come on.
I think we all know that I'm the real threat here, though. Let's keep that in mind.
Tiny tiny Amy over in the sunny
in the sunny meadow plotting her schemes. Now, I think you actually have six movement because of your uh
Indeed, you do.
Well, I I already used those. Okay.
So, I just gain one back. And then I do gain a defense.
Nice.
So, I am now at six original movement, but four movement total at the current moment. Four attack, four defense, and I find an additional two fish when I'm fishing. It's cool to be a grown-up.
Wow. I guess pretty nice.
Wait, hold on. Are you a grown-up, though?
Oh,
great point. Yeah.
Bam.
Get big girl.
I did like a magical girl transformation.
Yeah.
That's so cool.
The ribbons went around and behold a large cat
in a kimono.
In a in a gorgeous kimono. The art for the the Kickstarter exclusive kitty cat is so pretty. Like I I think that anyone who supports the Kickstarter is going to be so freaking happy. I'm I think I'm going to support the Kickstarter because Cherry rules.
Cherry rules.
Um Okay. And then am I also allowed to buy a die while I'm on the Haven space? Am I allowed to trade twice?
Uh second. It's probably your second action.
It'll be my second action. Yeah.
Um okay, great. I have a lot of fish. So,
I am going to spend two of them to buy one of those two dice.
Nice. And I think that's really cool of me.
Isn't it cute?
I really love the way I did that.
I love how I did that. I'm going to use two more movement to go back to the quarry. Two movement down. And I'm going to fish. Just regain some of that money I fish. There you go.
Hey, fish is movement. That's what the people say.
That's fish is movement and movement is time. And time is fish. Uh, I'm going to spend this one that I have
and get two fish plus two additional fish because of Cher's sick power.
Oh, that's very good.
Wow. Yeah.
Nice.
Pretty freaking good. So, that sort of completely balances out kind of all the money I spent. It doesn't matter. It's like a pretty cool turn. Pass.
Nice.
Amazing. That was a very good Thank you. Let's see.
I thought so. Uh let me just look at this secretly. It's a lot. It's a lot to consider. Okay. Luckily, it's not a terrible thing that happens right now. Uh and it is my turn. I am not grown up. I'm feeling very outd.
Uh but I still have some fight in me. Uh, and I would like to get I think I would like to go uh one to the Driftwood River. Oh, a lovely place to be.
Yes. Yes. Um, I've spent two doing that. I'm going to spend a three getting some driftwood. I would like to gather. So that's three plus four for generally gathering.
Oh, gotcha.
Three, four total.
Yep. Thank you. Perfect.
Uh oh, yes. Three plus four.
Three plus seven driftwood, please.
And then I'd like to All right. Two more movement. Boop. I would like to purchase a die please for instead of four fish merely two fish for a number two.
There we are.
Thank you. Oh
cost so much more.
Usually that cost my plans for the evening. Uh, and that was a side action. I've done a main action. I have an additional side action. I'm uh at one movement and I've got three more turns to go. I am going to reduce this to one to mark the haven. That's fun.
There we go.
And I wish I had a third side action because I really want to finish one of these quests. It's fine. It's fine.
That's the way the cookie crumbles. Uh, and that's it for me.
Okay, whale. Uh, I'll start off by adventuring. That seems like the right thing to do.
Sure.
Tea time.
Tea time.
Did someone say tea? You may interrupt or cancel any fight. Uh, this have has to happen immediately. Uh, even after dice are rolled to calmly enjoy some tea. All player or all played
cards and tokens are discarded.
Interesting.
Wow.
I'm going to keep this. Yeah, sure.
Cuz maybe I just will start a fight and then cancel it with tea.
You start fights and you finish them.
I start fights and I finish tea. All right, I'm going to um I think do some fishing.
Fun.
So, it'll be two movement.
Classic cat activity.
Boom. Boom. Sitting down by the river like Big the cat. And um I'm going to get six fish, please. That's a lot of fish.
Lot of fish. Um, boom. Boom. Lovely. And then I'm going to move. One, two, three. Oh, no. Sorry. I only have two movement. Oh, I should do one, two.
There you go.
I'm going to grow.
That seems nice to do.
He's already big. He can get more.
I can get more big. die.
I have all this chaos to foster within myself. So, I will pay three fish.
Okay.
To grow a little bit.
Oh, dang. Cute.
Um, okay. I've done my main action. I've done a side action. And uh, you know what, Amy, while we're here, let's fight.
Oh, no. You're just beating up a baby. Oh my god.
I'm going to play my revenge card.
It's so small. I forgot I was also in this space cuz I can't see me behind you.
Because I've already used a basic action. I have to play the revenge card here. Uh, which lets me attack another cat that previously attacked me and gain one. Is that how that works?
How do I attack you?
Yeah,
you did. Oops.
Oopsies. Uh, and gain one claw for doing so.
Dang. Okay,
let's put that on there for now.
Permanently.
Uh, just on this attack.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay. So, you are attacking me to be clear. The kitten.
The kitten.
Mhm. The kitten standing next to you.
Small baby kitty cat.
The very small baby cat. when we were both babies and you attacked me. Well, now I'm be
I know that was a long time ago. That's like previous seasons. Um, stupid revenge. Okay, why start? I start with a basic defense of my two plus one that I forgot to add for my bonus makes three. Mine is sticky. Okay. Um, I start with three, four, five, six. What may I ask what your attack is at?
My attack is currently at seven. Great. Cool.
Wait, you know what? I think my attack might be at six. Sorry. I'm just trying to calculate for three.
It's not even that because you have to just commit an attack die.
Oh, attack die. I'll commit this three.
Yeah. Is that what you're going to do?
Up to nine.
Nine. Huh?
Nine. And I've got six. And we're each going to roll a fake die.
Mhm.
Um, cool. Let's see what happens.
This seems kind of unfair. He can cancel it if he loses.
I could cancel it if I lose.
Well,
okay. Well, I'm at nine
and I'm at 11. Oh, it does go to 11.
So glad so glad to find this out. Um, I'd like to play dog bone dice. At any time during the game, I may sacrifice one heart to perform two rerolls in any combination on myself or another cat.
Oh, very nice. Um,
please, where's your fate? That was just a two. Yeah,
forgot it wasn't a three. But please first reroll uh the committed attack die, whichever one already.
It was a three here.
You can't reroll your own committed attack die, but I think I can reroll somebody else's
committed attack. Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm the defender. Feels fair.
Please roll again.
Fate said no. One more time.
Yeah.
One.
Okay. Where are we now? Where are we now? Tie puts me down to a nine.
And I'm at a nine.
Okay. Tie goes to the defender.
Well, I'm going to just have tea time instead.
Why didn't I keep that? Cancel a card card.
All played t uh cards and tokens.
You were going to die if you didn't. Good point. Good point. Good point. Good point. Um Oh, so what? All played cards and tokens are discarded. You may interrupt even after dice were rolled. It's fine. And did that move us toward harmony?
Uh, moved us towards chaos.
Towards chaos.
Dog bong also moved us towards chaos.
Okay,
nice.
Well, we're at neutral.
And starting the fight at all.
Oh, the tea time moved us towards harmony, but this
Oh, sorry. Yes, it does. Chaos at plus one.
Okay, everything.
I'm so tired and it's not even my turn.
Coming together.
All right. And then I guess I'm going to just uh mark this place real quick.
You're the worst.
I sure am. I'm so sorry.
Just the worst. With that, I'll pass my turn to Bailey.
Great turn, Phil. Very scary.
Do a lot of hits is my idea.
Gun adventure.
Okay, I get to keep this a secret if I want.
Thank you. You You too. That was good.
You've even lost points. You just deprived me of getting our victory back.
Yeah,
just to play.
That's so sad. attacked me and then left as soon as it seemed like a
I like started the fight and then as soon as you started to defend yourself I was like you want to have tea instead.
I hope I got some tea.
Yeah. Oh yeah, definitely. We all have tea.
Okay, I'm going to spend one movement to move to this pond. I'm going to reduce one of my dye by one in order for to mark. Sorry. Oh my god. Seriously.
Sorry. Uh and then for my second side action, I'm going to commit that one.
Damn it.
To questing.
Yes, of course you are. I knew I should have just put my two in there. and complete silkworm care. Uh, I get it looks like a prestige. Two prestiges cuz I completed it all by myself. That's cool.
Um, we move one toward harmony.
Each kitty cat gains an extra rag while gathering rags. Yay.
That's nice. So, I'm gonna flip that over. Amy, do we have a new quest?
We do. And our new quest is plant catnip. Nothing can stop you now. Uh if we manage to finish this one, each cat gains two extra movement at the start of any new round.
Oh, cat rules.
Love that.
Catnip makes you mole.
Please take your pee back. Oh, I was like, why why are you handing me this? Yeah, you need I I gota got to restock the tank here. You take this. Um, and then for my main action, I'm on a fishing space. I guess I'm gonna fish.
Uh, so I am going to use this two to fish. And so I'm going to get four plus two because of Cher's ability. I get six fish.
That's amazing.
So many fish.
So many fish. Fish can be also exchanged for so many things at the flea market. That's true. Anywhere.
Used all my actions. So I just I'm just going to hoard these until until next time. Fair enough. Um, and I think that's basically all that I can do. Uh, pretty freaking cool.
Yeah, it was. They grudgingly admit. Okay. Um, it is my turn. Please let me adventure.
An adventure for Amy.
Thank you. Scraps. It's actually good. Uh, you found a door of an old boat. Some of it may be useful. I gain an apple core. A waste.
Very nice.
Please give me trash and move things towards harmony. Harmony.
A nice adventure. What a concept.
That is nice.
Go. It be my turn now. Can you move me one?
Oh, gotcha.
To the portal.
Mhm.
And then over two to the old ruins.
I will go to movement zero and uh
consume a fish.
Actually, I will stay at movement one and use my two movement tile.
Perfect. Um, uh, that was nice. And then I would like to get some pebbles. Um, and I would like to get what? We have a bonus on pebbles, right?
We sure do. Plus one during gathering.
Listen, I don't know if this is the most sensible. I'm going to do two in order to get Nope. I'm going to do one. It's all right. Just thought this through. I would like to get uh a pebble for two pebbles, please.
A pebble for two pebbles
and a third one because I have my own
There we go.
bonus. I can count
a pebble bonus.
It's going great. Um and then I would like to in order I hope I counted this right. I bet you did. This seems likely. I would like to please mark the rock spot. um bringing me friaking back up to still behind. Um and then I would like to use my second side action to construct one, two, three, four, five. Um two of these three rocks, a apple core and a mouse that I'm just using as an apple core. Uh and two rags to build Fort C.
Oh, very nice. um the ultimate fortification, which also it's kind of neat. I uh I'm also going to pay a fish to pay one less fish to hire a worker here. Um so I'm going to pay zero fish on this turn to hire the smuggler
in a dark alley. You meet a smuggler whose grin promises a deal once per game. I'm I can do a really cool exchange. Um but also finally means I'm a boss.
You're a boss.
I I built all these small buildings and got my own way. You enjoy watching others work for you. Um, I achieve my ambition when I hire a single worker. Um, and please do give me a prestige.
Absolutely. You're up to nine
and a Oh, I didn't even know this comes with a growth.
Wow.
Oh,
so does the building which I was saving. So I actually amazing. Okay. Prestige. A growth. Uh, one harmony, please.
So much harmony. No more harmony.
No more harmony.
Um, and the Yes. I grew up. You grew up.
Look at me. I'm big scout now. A
I assume that I immediately gain the plus one plus one plus one down the line. It seems likely. Um that's very exciting. I now find an additional stick while gathering after I built the five stick building. Um, I think I will also
Wait, you have one more growth point, right?
I do. Yeah.
Yes. Thank you. I I don't remember which one this was on, but we're going to assume it was on that one. And go here. Yes.
Perfect.
Um, excellent. And then I Thank you for the change. Will, that wasn't free an action. That was I have no cards in my hand. I've got a big backyard full of junk. But finally fought cat my ninja warrior fortress and I did both I think that was two side actions I marked and I built
you did it.
Have I done a main? Yes, the main was getting
getting getting pebbles.
Look, it's been a long turn. I'm very excited.
You got so many things.
Hey luck going on. Good. I'm so excited.
You done good.
Four prestige for that building. That's wild. That's so
Oh, wait. Hold on. You have one more thing to do.
You grew up. You got to get big.
Get big. Get big.
Big.
Very nice.
Wow. This island looks so much smaller now.
It does. Some of you got to go.
Someone got to go. Uh, all right. Is that it for your turn?
That's it.
Okay.
Great turn. Ready to adventure, Phil? Did I get my four prestige for the building?
Nope.
Oh, put those. Give those.
One, two, three, four.
Oh my.
Wow.
There you go. You're up to 13. I have no resources and no cards. Nearly no resources.
Okay.
Immediately an encounter.
Resolve the top card from the encounter deck.
Scary.
Let's resolve shroom cat. Okay. I think I know this guy. Um, have you ever eaten a rainbow? That's amazing. Uh, so I roll the fate die uh on a one. Here's a taste. Defend yourself. Win and gained one mouse. Not bad. Wow, not bad. Uh, two, good shroom, steal one chosen uh, resource of any kind from another cat. And bad shroom, give one chosen resource of any kind to another cat on a three.
And now I'm guessing this is moving us toward chaos.
Moving us towards chaos. All right,
that seems likely.
All right, here it goes. Let's see what's up with these shrooms. A two. Steal one from another cat. You don't really have literally one pebble.
Don't do it. It would be so funny if you take her only pebble.
Her only pebble. It would be monstrous. Uh and I will in fact take this cloth.
My cloth.
I know. I get a lot of cloth for no reason. Uh but I wanted the cloth.
That was the cloak.
I fought for that.
Lovely. Okay. Um well, it's time to do things on my turn. I'm going to do two separate actions to do two growth points. One, two.
Cool. And you get a mouse.
Get a mouse.
Pretty sick. Good trade.
Um, and I have no movement left. No fish left. Whoops.
I will forfeit this die.
Great. It happens.
That's where I am.
Are you sure?
Oh, I will give this die.
No, you can't. You already did two side actions. No, we did.
Oh, I did two side actions. Dang. I can't quest. What a bummer.
It's okay. Just gruesome.
Pretty gruesome indeed.
Pretty gruesome indeed. Oh, I would have got the prestige or the growth point if I had done it.
Anyway, it's my turn.
Fair enough.
I'm drawing a card
with my 10 prestige.
Freaking heck. It's an encounter.
Encounter, please.
What do we got? All right. I must take one random card from another from another cat in exchange for two fish. You appear to be the only one that has a card in hand. So, here are two fish.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, you're welcome.
I'm really glad I can use those this turn.
I'll take this. I know exactly what it is. And we move one toward chaos. And I give this to you. And we discard. Goodbye, Jimmy the Paw.
Goodbye.
This is my last die. What I am going to do is a somewhat controversial maneuver. I am going to commit this in order to complete another quest.
I'm just happy the beaver deal has got
activity. The beaver deal is done. So, Phil and I each get
a prestige.
And then we get an extra stick. It looks like if we gather sticks.
Hey,
pretty cool. Pretty cool. So, I get a prestige.
Theoretically, we could next build a raft, which would be extra prestige. This moves toward Harmony if I'm not mistaken from that. Um, pretty sick. Okay.
And that was my first side action. uh which did of course get rid of my last die. So I can't do a main action, but I can do one more side action. So what I'm going to do is I'm I'm just going to purchase a building.
Hey,
no big deal. Just just a just a normal building. I'm going to spend three fish and I'm going to buy
Oh, nice. That
the good old days where three fish could buy you a building. Am I right?
It's in my hand now. End of turn. Oh, wow. Okay. Okay. Wow. Okay. I'm an adventure. Cat Excalibur. You discover a legendary sword stuck in stone. Um, just looking at it makes you feel stronger. Gain a growth and shift one towards harmony. That's seriously rad. That's pretty cool, right? We're shifting one towards harmony. No more harmony.
Oh, there was an option where I got a prestige immediately, but this is still good. Um, and there's a even worse option. So, okay. Good start. Good start. We are Oh, apologies. I need to reset this. We have basically We need a plan. Um, and that's going to involve
We could mark something.
I could mark something. I would like to
pretty good move going to
There's something. You know what? Yeah. Um, one, two, spending those two to get here because I want just because I want another growth point because I love that you can just buy them and it cost three fisher.
Yes.
Excellent. Which means I get a mousy.
Oh, nice.
It's a pretty good trade.
If I could get three more points, I'd unlock a thingy. But we are in the autumn and we are moving quickly. And I would also like to
I need a card. I'm going to buy the bling bling. Love that. For three fish, uh, which upgrading a card, a building is playing a card. Add this to your building to upgrade it. Once per season, you may raise the value of one of your dice by one.
That's really good.
So, now I have upgraded. Um, I'm going to upgrade the jumpyard so it doesn't make the fort cat as much of a tempting target. Uh, I'm going to use one more fish. I'm going to use two more fish. No, I'm gonna use one more fish. Two more fish. I'm going to get a bunch of sticks. Great. How many sticks?
Um, three.
Three sticks. Easy.
We got an extra one from this.
Thank you.
There you go.
Oh, and I gained an additional gathering.
One, two, three.
I think it make
whatever. Four. I think we're at four.
I think five.
It's five. Yeah.
Um, thank you. Great. I spent a one
and you got so many sticks for it. Um, gather. I'll go quickly.
I got Give me a stick.
Just doubling down on sticks. I love it.
All sticks. Excellent. That's it. I'm totally winning.
Next turn.
Your turn.
Oh my god. Yeah.
Yep.
Look, I'm paying very close attention to the game. Um, and I'm going to spend this three on like whatever I want, man. After I adventure, which is fire, a massive fire breaks out.
It burns your remaining die.
Choose a tile, excluding backyards and mountains. It burns and becomes inactive until the end of the season.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh. Um, I'm gonna say it' be funny to burn up a portal.
Don't. But don't.
I'm going to mess with all of us by burning Haven. That's a good idea.
I assume it can still be march though.
Uh
oh my god.
Who knows? Who knows what's going to happen. And then on my turn, I'm going to
She burned Haven.
That's pretty funny.
That's pretty funny.
I'm going to reduce this by one to
Don't mark my river. Oh,
got to mark the river.
It's going to get in the entire water source.
Give me my kiss back. Uh, and then I'm just going to pay one more fish. You mark one more tile since I haven't done this turn.
Great turn.
And uh, that was delightful.
Did you actually mark this?
You did not mark it. You just picked it up and put it back down again.
I thought about it.
Thought about it.
Okay.
Okay. Great turn. We're moving on.
All right. I'm out of turns.
Yeah, we're all out of turns.
Fabulous. Okay, we're in autumn six. Oo, we moved along here. It's the final round.
We're back in the cleanup phase.
Cat hunt is still on.
This moves forward first and then this gets added and then Sorry. And then these two get disposed of.
Oh, okay. Cool.
And then everything scooches on down. Discard, please. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So, we have revealed bling and serenity.
Beautiful.
Serenity. Serenity.
Sounds good. We've revealed it. Um, everyone gets their dice back
that they because we all get to roll so much and then discard two.
I'm still down a heart.
I think that's
but we're back up. Movement.
Mark's been updated. Calendar's been updated. I believe we're now in breakfast. Pass that
first player token.
Oh yeah, here we go. Wait, we uh we get our fish for breakfast, right?
Oh my god.
There we go. Five.
I get five fish in a rock.
Five fish in a rock.
Delicious. The rock adds seasoning. The rock is salt.
I've decided.
Pink Himalayan.
Mhm.
Beautiful.
Just like it matches my kimono. You see?
Excellent. Uh,
did we move first player?
Yes, I have first player now. Um, we've done our breakfast. It's planning time. So, let's roll our dice.
Have a really important question, guys.
If I accidentally rolled early, can I keep it?
Go for it. You You did it.
Everybody get resources cuz I got five threes.
Oh my god. No wonder she wanted to keep it. That's so
I love that for us. For us,
I want to take a rock. Um, I'm going to take a um I'm going to take a rug because I still miss the one that you took from me. It makes me very upset that it's gone.
Mhm. Makes sense.
Actually, pretty good. A bunch of threes, a bunch of twos.
Putting my three in my defense. Three.
All right.
Great. I love this planning phase. And then I love that I'm the first player.
Very nice.
It's pretty nice for me. Um, we're gonna start by adventuring and no whamies. No wamies. No whammies. No whammies. Uh, cold and cold. Nothing happens.
That's It's just cold.
Noies. It's just cold. Makes sense. It's the end of autumn.
I'm going to start with my bonus action.
Um, I'm going to build a building.
Oh man. Again,
I'm going to construct. So, I am going to eat a fish because I have to in order to build a building. Uh, and then it's two sticks. Oh my god. It's two sticks. I get one back. Thank you, Phil. It's two rocks. It's three waste and it's one rag.
That's a lot.
It is. It is a lot. Uh, we move one toward chaos and I get Oh my god. What is this? Three
prestige.
Oh,
check that out.
She's all grown up and all prestigious.
Oh my gosh. I think that if I'm not mistaken that's one of the windcons.
You trigger the final round right now which is very exciting because yeah you need 20 to win. I I'm flabbergasted.
So what happens when a cat hypothetically reaches 20 prestige.
We play to the end of the round and then whoever has the most prestige is the winner.
Interesting.
This is extra cool. I'm not excited that you're kicking our butts. Um, but if you get more points during this, like not that that could happen, um, you get to put your marker back on your cat at the start and a second one starts counting above 20.
Oh my god.
Oh, very cool. Okay.
Okay, great.
Well, I loved building my fish throne. I gained one of the junk pile when I built the fish throne, by the way.
Wow.
Um,
fish thrown.
Fish thrown.
What a way to win.
Pretty cool. Seems good. Uh, okay. Amazing. Uh, I don't have to use this yet. and it's going in my hand. Cool stuff. Uh, all right. So, I've done my first bonus action. I wasn't planning that far ahead because I thought I was just going to win.
Uh, I think I'm just gonna freaking vibe. I'm gonna
keep fishing. I'm just going to keep fishing.
The We song. Let's go.
I'm gonna spend a two in order to get six fish.
So many fish. That's what I'm going to do. And then bonus action. Don't wanna.
No need.
Don't gota.
Don't gota. Don't wanna. No need. End of my end of that. That's Amy now. Amy now.
Amy now.
Look at that. Look at that theft mastery. Oh, I wasn't supposed to read that out loud. Um, we'll just keep that under our hats. Could be anything. Uh, and then we will take our turn, which for once is all threes, which is incredible. I would like to um move one and then I'm going to move two to move one and mark. I'm going to Move one.
Was gonna get your pee on the There we go.
Thank you.
Uh to the flea market where I will do my second action of buying some stuff at a discount. I'm going to buy serenity. It sounds awesome. I spend three
now.
Yeah. Um I see a strong chance that I
Sorry, that just came out of me.
Uh I'm excited to have things. And then
so nice to have things. You know, it is One, two, three. Go to the abandoned camp. Takes me down to one. I will commit. These were all threes before, but I took one down. Okay, I will commit a three to get so many
garbage.
Three, four, five. Garbage.
Thank you.
And then you also get a stick.
Oh, I do. Hey, thank you. And I roll the gather dice.
That's right.
Nothing. But that's for the best, honestly, sometimes. Uh, so that was my two side actions. That was my two my main action. Please go.
Okay, here we go. Time to draw.
Definitely going to catch you. Definitely going to catch you.
Oh, okay. I
Yeah, maybe.
I drew a worker.
Sorry. We have to
Oh, yeah. Restore the store.
Tough scratcher. Built to last.
That's what they call me. Okay. Uh uh, let's see. So, if a place has a little worker thing, can you only have one worker there?
Yes.
I need a new place. Um, okay. I think I'm kind of I'm kind of focused on this whole growth mindset. Um, so I'm going to pay five fish because Haven got burnt down in a freak accident to uh get one more growth. Uh, then
nice. I haven't gathered in so long. I'm going to spend two to gather. Actually, two.
Sorry about you standing in the fire. That was maybe rude of me.
It's okay. I was I was I was busy peeing anyway.
I think some of it would be put out by that.
Just kept going. Kept burning. All right, I'm going to commit one to it to get two, but actually three, but actually fouring fabric. That's so many fabric. It's more like for brick, am I right?
Absolutely. Four brick. Thank you for saying that, Bailey. Thank you for being brave enough.
Anytime.
That's me brave enough to make the dumb.
Uh, I'm going to for my quest or my second bonus action quest a little bit here. Since the beaver deal is done, I've gotten hooked on
that rags you can roll.
Oh, here we go. Boom.
Oo.
Building a raft. Cuz I got to get out of here, you guys. This place's getting too aggressive.
Uh, we're all trying to find the
guy who did that.
OH, AN ENCOUNTER.
OH MY GOD. OKAY.
LUNATIC. OH, that's really fun.
That seems bad.
Um, roll a one. He bumps into you. Roll a two. Gab. Win to gain two growth. That's what I want. Uh, three. Something shiny falls out of his pocket. Gain one resource of your choice.
Whoa.
Okay.
Come on. Two. Fudge.
Ooh. And we're moving one toward chaos.
Move one toward chaos.
Are
um Okay, one bonus action. One more.
I don't think you wanted to fight him, though. That
No, I didn't. I don't want to fight him.
I'm going to take a little tinkle and pass the turn.
Okay, great. Adventure time. We're doing it. Okay. Dust in the wind. Nothing happens.
Two in a row. Your adventures are so chill.
My adventures are chill as hell. I've got 20 prestige. I don't have to be on the road. Um, okay. I am going to spend four fish. No, there we go. To buy the leather lofts.
Oh, I know. Pretty cool. Um, and that's going in my hand. And then I'm spending what is this left?
I'm going to spend three fish to buy this building
as well.
I'm buying so many buildings.
Yeah, this is dangerous.
She owns land.
I just want to I just love to build. It brings me joy. I understand how real estate developers go to sleep at night now. Um Okay, I have so much movement. I have all my movement. Where's the garbage? It's right there. The garbage is there. Easy. Okay, I'm gonna go one, two, and I'm gonna get some
Hi, how's it going? Don't attack me. I'm just here to get some garbage. Deal.
Uh, I'm gonna commit
from across the mountain. You're here in the wind. Fine.
I'm committing a three.
Don't draw attention. You still have a bounty on you.
That's true.
And I'm going to eat a fish because I'm gathering and that's how it works. And I am going to collect I've been occasionally forgetting, but I try. I'm making up for my past by remembering now.
Um, I'm going to collect three garbage, except no, I'm not. I'm actually going to collect an extra garbage and then an extra garbage. So, I'm going to collect five garbage.
So much garbage.
So much freaking garbage. Um,
you're like done getting points, though, because you have all the points.
I mean, I could get more points if I wanted to. I just love to have garbage. I just I just realized in real life I have I guess both of these skills along because I keep collecting garbage.
And that's the end of my turn. Pass to Amy.
Oh, I was being sarcastic. I assumed you were about to make seven more points. Um Oh, no. I just I I purchased these things
as a bonus.
You know, no intention of anything.
What do we got?
So, a scouting nest. Kind of big, kind of cool. And a dirty scratcher. Kind of small, kind of scratchy.
Dirty scratcher.
Dirty. Well, um
there's so many cards in hand. It's so fun.
Boy, this is my uh adventure and I think I better use it. So, sorry. Um once per game, you may steal a card another cat has just bought at the flea market.
Oh, interesting. Which one?
Um the smaller building.
Okay, it's What did I just pick up?
The lookout sounds right.
I assume it's the lookout. He will spot every intruder or take a nap. Excellent. Excellent.
Seems very scouty.
Um, I got prestige for doing that, which seems a little unfair. Please give me a prestige.
That is kind of unfair.
Oddly, we things get more harmonious.
Okay, I don't feel more harmonious, but continue.
It also seems like maybe I should have read this card better. It's a worker. Take all of it back. I'm so sorry.
Okay. Really?
Actually, let's say that I paid the fish to hire this. I'm trading out my smuggler. I'm hiring the sneaky thief.
There we go.
Which lets me once per game steal a card you've just bought uh at the flea market.
And you've done it. Fantastic.
Done all that. Very sorry. Here we are.
Well, I've hired a sneaky thief. Seems like a better
throw him away now. I don't like him.
No, he still works here.
Does he I mean then you should probably keep him in your tableau.
Then throw him away.
You throw away the other one.
I don't know.
The quick one. You think you do? um which is messed up. I would like to commit a three to get a whole bunch of apple cores, please.
So, it's at least four immediately.
Three
and a stick.
Thank you. Then I would like to I'll just do this. I'm going to go ahead and build this. Lookout uh is costs three sticks to build and gets me a prestige and things move towards
one more one more trash. Sorry.
Oh, thank you.
And then spend a fish to gather,
right?
Yes. Spend a fish and gather.
Um and then uh I think I spent the fish for this building already and got the point for it. I gained two movement. Take the matching tile. And if I done this in a different order, I could also rehire that worker, but I don't have him now. So, we're just going to move on with that.
Um, that's a once per game, so it's not going to refresh. And I think that caps it for me.
You gathered.
Okay. So, no, it does not. Collector, I collect trash and clean up garbage and curious what I keep inside my bag. I faint in fear and lose a growth.
Whoa.
She shouldn't have stolen from me. He's a bad idea.
Oh my god.
You sent him after.
You have a bunch of buildings and you sent a hitman after a game.
So, fun fact, I really wanted to
I'm the catfather.
Oh, I That was both my side actions, right?
Yes.
Okay. Well, then I am done.
Okay, wonderful.
Time for me to adventure.
Cool move.
Let's see.
Don't cross me.
That's nice. Hex. Uh, until the end of this round, you lose one scratchy.
Oh, no. That's fine.
You should probably keep that.
Oh,
or you've already lost it, so Okay, I guess.
Yeah. Yeah, it's But it moves one towards uh Chaos.
Sure, that makes sense.
That makes sense. Um, it should move towards tranquility because I'm kind of a menace. Um, apparently. Yeah.
Let's see. Let's get some fish. Move. Two.
Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. A fish. A fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish.
I will commit one to fishing, giving me two fish.
Nice. And I will spend three to buy a one die. Nice.
That's right. I want one more turn.
That's cool. I like that.
That's cool. I like I'm gonna pee here.
That's it for my turn.
Great. Is it okay? My turn. I draw a card immediately. Um the gambler, take a random card from another player and give them one of yours.
Oh, okay. is something good.
It's supposed to be random.
Oh, okay. Yeah,
a random card for another player.
I guess you can randomly tell him. Yeah, good point. Good point.
I got something good.
I forgot to roll the gather. Oh, no. I didn't gather a fish. It doesn't matter.
Nothing.
That one. Uh
oh. Oh, interesting. That's funny. So, I'm going to play this immediately.
Uh, theft mastery. This takes us one more toward chaos. While on a hex with another player, you may steal one random card from them.
Oh my goodness.
That is how things I had the
That's pretty good. Oh, serenity.
Very confused about the stealing cards.
Yeah. Uh
I should not have dabbled in this.
No. Yeah, not at all. Um okay, I am going to spend for my first bonus action. I'm going to construct which is going to cost me a fish. So I'm going to get two back and it's going to also cost me three apple and three rag. One of which is a mouse. It's a mouse rag.
Uh the band from parks and recreation.
A mouse rag. We
Okay, great.
The merch for the band.
I have now made the leather lofts. We move one toward harmony. I gain two prestige. Yay.
So, that goes back over here. And then I'm up to
She's laughing us
to 22. Uh, pretty cool. Pretty fun. Pretty good. Uh, I gain a defense token. Do not attack me. There it is. Ah, I got it. I'm great at picking stuff up. Uh, and I could hire a worker, but I'm not going to. Um, okay. And then I have one more bonus action. And in order and for my and I also have a main action. So I'm first going to mark the territory. Oh
my P.
Mhm. I'm gonna do that. I think that's really neat.
And then my pee.
My bee.
God. I think I'm I'm gonna FIGHT AMY.
OH, WHY WOULD you do that?
Action.
I haven't been in any fights. Oh, actually, yes, I have. I haven't been the attacker in any fights.
But you talked us out of fighting you and then you got points for it.
Uh, you stole from me. You stole back.
The catfather remembers.
The catfather remembers.
Yeah.
Remind me how to attack.
Sorry. Declare your attack die.
Okay. Declaring my attack die. It's a two cuz I marked with it. Didn't even respect me enough to attack me with the full amount. I see. I see. Uh, let's see. Commit one die. Eat a fish.
Okay. shift one towards chaos.
Okay.
Uh and then you are going to gain attack equal to the die you just committed. And then we will both roll the fate die.
Okay. So I'm at a six. What are you at?
I'm at for defense one two three four five six seven.
That's pretty good.
Okay. Now you roll your fate die. And Oh, unless
Yeah. Yeah. We roll the fate die. I don't know why I decided to do this. Where's the other fate die? It just seemed fun.
No, it's a good move. I thought grudgingly respect it. It's very funny. If you beat me by two, you will humiliate me.
My lap. I'm going to do it again.
Bailey, if you beat me by two, you'll humiliate me.
That's a possibility.
Oh, that'd be funny. We haven't done that yet. Anyway, I rolled a three.
I got a one. That's so interesting.
Um, this mouse is a reroll. I got
a two.
A two. I think it might have been too early to play the mouse, but defenders would go first and you just attacked me, so I was just really getting ahead. Mhm.
Um the
how what does that bring us up to?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 nine.
Nine. Um that's pretty interesting. Uh
what have you got?
Yeah. Can you reroll your fate die for me, please? Move one toward chaos.
Oh, I gain a growth after I use that. That's fun.
Oh my gosh,
that's a good card.
Grew up for doing that.
Yeah, I grew up a little for doing that. Oh, perfect.
One again.
Oh my goodness.
Going to discard this. Okay. So, um,
and you make her discard it. That's
She's closest.
Um,
the paw father.
Okay. So, now I'm at 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. Anyone in the room, Amy? I'm coming after him.
What are you at?
Uh, nine.
I'm at eight. You're at nine.
I'm at nine.
Mhm.
10.
11.
If you defeat me, what happens?
Uh, I get to roll and you lose as many points. Hm, that's interesting. Uh, instead of what? Instead of that, what I'm going to do is I am going to play the Batcat Mask. Uh, this card gives one time protection from uh, damage and your opponent receives no rewards for winning the fight. Move toward Harmony.
What?
You've both pulled the most terrible attacks on me. I just wanted to try it. I just I thought it You guys made it look so fun.
That rules.
That's amazing. Anyway, that's my turn.
Okay,
you will take damage. What was I at? I was at 1, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, and you were at nine.
So, you would take two damage.
Well, I don't like that very much. Um, but there's not much I can do cuz
But you can make me rule this.
Probably wouldn't have attacked you if I'd known the thing about the mice, but it is what it is. I'm going to keep this. Uh, yeah, there's nothing I can do. I tried. You still make me not roll the reward, though.
That's true. But it's okay. I'm going to now that I'm at two. Now that I'm at one heart, I'm going to hang on to the thing that's going to keep me from dying in case you decide to attack me.
Um, good fight. Good fight. You know, I I thought it'd be fun and cool, but it didn't work out. That's how it is. Roll your freaking rewards or whatever. Finally,
I'll remember this.
Uh, and it's a a growth point. It's a growth point. point. Oh,
it was a fish,
which I already got the mouse twice. I don't think I can get him three times. So, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Oh, cuz you went back.
I got knocked down the tree.
But you got up again.
Mhm. Yes.
Never going to keep you down.
Yeah. Apparently, they are going to keep me down. Not gain rewards.
All right.
So, you're I got ultimately got nothing useful.
And I love that for me. Are you ready to adventure to do an adventure with your final die?
Encounter. Cutiepie pie. I'm just a cuddle that's here for hugs. Maybe
three. What's three get you?
And snacks. She steals one of your fish.
Oh my gosh.
Sorry to laugh that hard.
Yeah,
that was good.
Chaos that just keeps
that keeps happening to you in this game. That's the thing.
It is um pretty
I don't think I've gotten fish stolen from me once. I think it's happened to you a dozen times. Um, I think I would like to get away from you and do some fishing.
Oh, I love that.
So, I'm going to go. Please do get away from me.
One, two. I'm going to Before that, actually, I'm going to reduce this by one to mark it.
Amy.
Yes, Amy. This is This is the ultimate revenge.
I mean,
don't piss on my piss, Amy.
I'm going to fish. Um, I would like that, please. Do I? And we don't have an extra fish bonus unlocked. So, I'm going to take my two fish. I need my second act. I haven't done my second side action.
You've just done one. The P8.
Great. Because I need to uh trade something for cards are the only thing I don't have. I can't get this guy out of my backyard. The end. Bummer.
Okay. Uh here's my adventure. Oh, it's another guy.
God, he's got two dice, huh? I got two people who live here. Check this out, though. I know what you're thinking, Phil. You're probably going to take all the entire turn doing that. No, no, no. I'm going to immediately fish.
Giving me four fish.
That's so many fish, Phil.
A lot of fish. What am I going to do with those fish?
Eat some.
Nothing of value. No, I'm going to put five fish.
Trades them. Quest.
I'm going to do three fish to quest. And then I'm going to commit one die to quest.
OH.
WHOA. OH, that's too prestige move.
It's really handy at this point in the game.
Well, that's my raft. So, don't worry about it.
Oh, and now we all get additional fish while fishing. Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Cool. Glad it on the very last turn of the game.
Pretty neat. Oh, we get one toward Harmony cuz raft. Uh,
you will never fix the bridge. There you go.
I get all my pee back. Thank you.
Oh, we build a raft. You've done so many quests
and I I mean, nobody helped with the avalanche, but it was still important.
I'm glad you did it.
You did a great job bringing down that mountain single-handedly. It's like that scene in Mulan when she brings down a mountain single-handedly.
At least that cool.
That at least
it was really cool.
You rewatched Mulan.
Okay. Was that Wait, do you do you have bonus actions you can do?
That was a question.
Those are my bonus actions.
So that you can't do anything. So
can't do anything. That's a game.
The game.
Oh, you know I can move two. Heck yeah.
Got to do it.
So, I'm so sorry. I know you are all looking forward to counting your piss, but
stealing that spot for me is not going to do much for you, Amy, because since I hit 20 prestige, that triggered the final round. We aren't doing American Ps this autumn. You pissed for nothing.
You You can't stop me from counting my own piss. One, two, three, four, five, six, two, three, four, five, six. I also have I have seven as well. I have five. We were close.
It was very close.
But I think ultimately
ultimately I just am the catfather and I won't be brought down. And meow buddy, watch out.
Thank you to my fellow kitty cats. It was a pleasure stomping on you. Pleasure pissing all over your piss today.
Hey, I pissed the most. Okay, I want that live stream. You're
right. Absolutely, Phil. his champion of the game made an effort
and Amy tried really hard.
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That sounds really good.
Yeah.
All right. In the garbage. Before we do that,
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