Baldur's Gate 3: Ketherek is still Alive {Part 32}

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0:14 Hey everyone, welcome back to Board Games Unlocked and Bailey and I are continuing Boulders Gate 3. We are now hopefully getting ready to do a fight. We should be We should be ready to do that.

0:25 Is it clicking this thing? Um,

0:27 oh,

0:28 I think it's

0:30 we got to stand stand on this thing.

0:32 Oh, it's this it's this platform. Okay.

0:34 Yeah. Stand here and then and then mosey on.

0:38 Reach for the sky. Oh, okay. I see.

0:42 Is anyone else's temple squirming around a little more than

0:46 Yeah, the thing that's like in our brain.

0:49 It senses something down there. Something big. They were floating.

0:56 The the thing on mine disappeared

0:58 to rejuvate. Oh, did it.

1:00 Yeah.

1:01 Luckily, surprisingly, mine didn't. All right. I did quick save it. Oh, I'm hearing some music.

1:11 No longer a background murmur. The presence in your mind builds to a roar.

1:17 We found it. The absolute is behind this door. Izzy. Also, I'm Jesus. Who the [ __ ] is this guy?

1:40 You said it was under control.

1:42 Oh, it's Gortosh.

1:44 It isn't you I answer to, Gortach.

1:47 Yeah, these guys are all pretty cool.

1:49 Oh, the general voice. Is this where we salute?

1:54 Salute with cleavers starved flesh.

2:00 How it crawl failure like that.

2:03 Oh yeah, I guess it is armor.

2:04 That Lady Gaga meat suit.

2:06 You forget yourself, Orin.

2:09 I have played my part.

2:10 So when it first came out, a lot of people were talking like saying that she looks like just like Lady Gaga. I can see that.

2:17 A rogue true soul flaunting it under your nose all this time. and you ran from him.

2:24 Sure that they would follow and deliver it into my hands here if you would cease these distractions.

2:31 The distractions have been yours, Kather. Perhaps we never should have dug your daughter up.

2:40 So you haven't lost your edge.

2:43 So goofy.

2:44 Sharp as orin. I wait.

2:45 It is so goofy. The slayer against the undying one. That' be fun to see.

2:52 Yeah, except he's not undying anymore.

2:54 His crypt breath sings to my senus again, again, again, again, again. But he must leave the murder march to Borders's grave. If the weapon is truly in your grasp, Katherine,

3:13 might I suggest closing your fist? Orin and I wait for you no longer.

3:19 The plan proceeds. We're going to the city and we expect you to follow. Army and the weapon in tow.

3:27 Oh, toe.

3:29 The edict of Bane.

3:30 I mean, her toes are out.

3:32 Oh, dude. I've se I saw it.

3:43 Look at this [ __ ] thing.

3:46 Oh, it's one of those giant brains.

3:49 Yeah.

3:49 Or one of those little brains but giant. Oh, nope. It's a little bit different. That's a vagina if I've ever seen one.

3:56 It It is. That's what they modeled it after. It's a brain wearing a crown.

4:04 Yep.

4:05 The testament of Merkel

4:08 of Merkel.

4:11 An elder brain. One of the crulest and most powerful creatures in exist.

4:16 Jahira looks like she's like slightly aroused by it.

4:19 Oh, not anymore. But now she's scared.

4:21 She's like She's like, "Wow, I love this."

4:23 Yeah. Oh, tentacles.

4:26 Behold Duke Ravenard. The

4:29 I thought that guy was dead.

4:31 Preserve us.

4:33 No, we had to come find him. That's Will's daddy.

4:37 Ah, those are conversations we did not have.

4:41 Your

4:42 No, those are definitely conversations we did not have. Ah. Ah. E. Owie. Ah, my my eye.

4:55 Now it's really time we were going. This kid, this guy here, Gortach, he looks like a heroin addict.

5:04 Who's like a rich dad? You try not to sulk. You're supposed to be the fearsome general come to conquer the city.

5:13 And there's his mad uncle.

5:14 I am the hero who will save it.

5:20 Nope.

5:24 Just the brain vaporizes them.

5:25 Time for one. March on Boulder Gates. We go to

5:35 Oh, look the three the three different enemy types.

5:42 Yeah, the only enemies in this [ __ ] game.

5:44 Yeah, pretty much.

5:44 I did see a thing. I did see a mod that lets you add that adds like 20 more enemy types. Yeah, it was like it was goblins, um, skeletons, and uh,

5:57 humans.

5:58 Yeah. Well, there was also nles.

6:04 Nolles. Yeah.

6:05 All right. Hey, Catherine. What's up? Oh, wait. Hold on. I don't want to see that cut scene again.

6:11 Uh, there you are. As predicted. What is it, I wonder, that draws one toward death.

6:21 Dude, you're the one covered in blood.

6:22 Delight.

6:24 H, you are too.

6:25 You could have run away.

6:26 Yeah, but that mine's mine's someone else's blood.

6:29 Yeah, we get Look at the [ __ ] Look at his neck thing

6:32 that could prevent me from fulfilling my destiny.

6:36 Oh, what's the one's destiny is irresistible, isn't it?

6:41 What's the thing in uh they kicked in history before Boba Fett from it? Oh, the Sarlock pit.

6:48 Sarlock. Yeah, that's what it looks like he has around his neck.

6:50 Oh, that's true. His armor is awesome. That spine going down it.

6:55 Oh, yeah. Yeah,

6:58 we were being good boys, right?

7:01 Uh, yes. Is you're trying? We are trying our best.

7:04 We are. We are. Yeah, we are trying our best. Yeah.

7:10 Fer champions than you have tried and failed. If only we had the night song, but she died and was in in like a offscreen cut scene or whatever it was.

7:19 Pink mist just got slapped and she was gone.

7:23 Let us speak plainly.

7:26 Is that not what we've been doing?

7:27 Merkel gave me the one thing I desired. The one thing no other god could grant me.

7:33 Immortality.

7:34 Life.

7:35 No, never mind.

7:37 Her heart beating once more. She's brain dead, but she's alive. Kind of.

7:46 Join Orin and Gortach to grow the goat of the

7:49 meet my daughter. Wheels up in like an electric wheelchairs. Oh. Oh, dude.

7:56 Has like a skeleton pushing her.

7:59 I have fought great wars before in the service of other gods and other powers. But for Merkel, I would condemn all of Fyun to death. You are all that stands between me and my destiny.

8:13 So he's a good guy.

8:15 Brought the

8:16 who wants to bring his daughter back to life, but you're an [ __ ] about it.

8:20 And then I will raise you as my servant.

8:26 Yes.

8:27 Oh. Oh.

8:29 Say farewell, Isabelle. I'm grateful to you for bringing you

8:35 Oh, there she is. Will

8:38 to resist. I know better now. Good luck in the city of judgment. I wish you the best. Sincerely,

8:47 she's like, I kind of hate you guys. You killed me.

8:49 Lord, I offer you these souls so they may return as servants to your cause.

8:55 Join the army of the dead, true soul. Witness Lord Merkel's glory. Dude, hold on. Hold on. I mean, we I would have joined you. Like,

9:04 this is Kendrick is invincible so long as night souls rotting in his cage.

9:09 Oh, wait. So, she's still alive, is she? Oh, yeah, she is. Oh, cool. That's not Isabelle.

9:16 No, the dame alien. Alien. Alen.

9:20 Uh, Dame Alen.

9:22 Yeah.

9:23 Okay.

9:24 That's the moon maiden. That's who we need to knock out.

9:26 There she is. Okay.

9:28 Help her. aka

9:32 nothing important is ever reason.

9:33 We need to just get over to her ace.

9:35 Yeah, which I can I miss the step? Why can't I miss bonus action? I'm the worst one to get over there. So, but he's Isabelle's there. Servant of Saleon. Can we save her?

9:53 I don't know. Uh I've never I never dropped her. So,

9:57 yeah, you did. It was a while back.

10:01 No, in many of my playthroughs. Oh,

10:03 okay.

10:04 I've never accidentally dropped her.

10:06 Okay. All right. Well, I'll head over to the night song cuz I think I'm the one who still has the spear just in case. Um, do I have the spear? I thought I had the spear. You may have put it back in your inventory at the back at camp. Um, or does Cysterion have it? He does not have it. He has a bunch of He has a bunch of those waking mines. He has full inventory of waking minds.

10:40 Okay. Okay. So, I have two options. I can either move towards the moon maiden and help out over there with the intellect and the mind flare, or I can go the opposite way and start on the four random guys up here in this corner. Um, it's a good question. I don't know.

11:00 Uh, let's How far are you going to get?

11:02 I'll go with you. I'll go with you.

11:05 I'm like, you just, hey, what's up? Yeah. Hey, how you doing, guys? [ __ ] you and your magic. Well, I guess I could probably uh Oh, I have disadvantage on her. Why do I have disadvant Oh, cuz it's outside of my normal range. Well, then this will do nicely.

11:30 I could try and shoot Isabelle. Uh, sure. Miss Nice. Love it. Love it.

11:43 Hurry sees 11 also, just an FYI.

11:46 Yep. Soul caged. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Not even going to [ __ ] miss. Wow. Okay. Just [ __ ] do whatever you want, I guess.

12:02 Huh.

12:06 I think Asterion's going down. I'm probably going to I'd probably if like if he goes down immediately,

12:10 I'm probably going to

12:12 uh G bolts. Yeah. Third level. Block that.

12:21 Okay. Okay. I don't think anyone attacked that.

12:23 I did. I hit them all with a thing.

12:26 Hey, what's up, Mind Flare?

12:29 Oh, 15 and 48.

12:34 Excuse me. My wet puss. Um, all right. Got this.

12:50 Oh, yeah. Yeah, he can't take damage. How's her

12:54 I did make him run.

12:55 But I did get a critical hit on her. So, uh

12:59 Damn, that was good. Okay. Um I I'm dazed. I can't do anything. We're stunned. We can't do anything this turn. Oh, damn it. I was hoping I could Okay, you know what? You know what? I'm I'm [ __ ] There we go. Look at that. Look at that.

13:19 Yeah. Um, yeah. I think uh I'm gonna we should drop that [ __ ] uh mind

13:28 I didn't even see him,

13:31 but apparently he just steps down and does half our health in one attack.

13:35 He did almost all my health in one turn.

13:41 Oh, nice 100%. Yeah, still in a loading screen. Okay.

13:46 Yeah, I was at 54. Oh, I was going to say wait a second, but okay. Oh, sorry.

13:51 But perhaps you hope.

13:53 I don't care. Yeah, you along with it. You and many people have tried yada yada yada. Here's my daughter.

13:58 I will kill you now.

13:59 Oh, no.

14:00 Your daughter.

14:02 If he's betraying his allies, like I feel like there's an opportunity for us to be like, "Hey, um,

14:07 what are you doing? Let's talk."

14:10 88%. Sneak attack. There we go, [ __ ] That's a little bit better.

14:14 Okay, I think I can move. Uh Isabelle, yeah, your daughter is dead now. Um you know what? Um bonus.

14:27 I think I have a farther movement range with the Jaguar.

14:32 Yeah, for some reason I don't have a bon like I can't misty step for for whatever reason.

14:38 O have to keep going.

14:40 I go this way.

14:41 So can I do rushing attack into there? I can. at least gets me in there and almost kills. Uh, you know, I'll just stay there. The intellect powers probably aren't going to do much cuz they're all level one. They should not hit me.

15:08 You are right. They should not hit you. Okay. But what I'm going to do is teleport right here behind you. That worked out so well last time. I know. I know. I know. But I'm going to be hitting uh mind flare. Damn, dude. My spell has a 36% chance of hitting him. Yeah, he's way up there.

15:43 Well, it's it's for his saves. His saves are really high.

15:47 Oh, yeah. That's right. That makes sense.

15:48 So then,

15:51 dude, I keep thinking that that panther picture of Jihira is a rat.

15:57 That's funny. Like I'm like, what is that? Okay. So, he pink he So, that pink miss that I thought was her this like dying. It was I guess him teleporting her here,

16:12 I think. So, let's do this.

16:15 Nice.

16:16 Killed one. Killed two.

16:18 He killed two. Yeah.

16:20 And the other didn't do anything apparently.

16:26 Okay, that's fine. That can be there, I guess.

16:29 Deadly orders. your attack, soldiers.

16:33 All right.

16:34 Oh, that means everyone's going to focus on her, though. I think it's going to hit both of us again.

16:39 [ __ ] off.

16:40 A lot less. A lot less, though.

16:42 Not really. Oh, yeah. I guess so.

16:46 How do we not get opportunity? Oh, we're stunned. That's fine. Okay, it's fine cuz Jihira is going to

16:54 drop out of Wild Shape.

16:59 Uh oh. Oh, okay.

17:06 Well, drop out of wild shape as in every

17:08 Okay, so apparent that that must be like a magic missile attack cuz it seems to be [ __ ]

17:12 Yeah. What What is it? It's called Reach from Beyond. The [ __ ] does he even do?

17:20 All right. Well, Isabelle's down. Nice. Oh no, she also is.

17:27 Oh, the necromite teleported. I didn't even see that. Oh yeah, we're stunned. Okay. All right, everyone's going to focus on Asterion now. I just need Dude. Hey

17:59 still alive. Like, can we release her? We can. We just have to get over there.

18:08 Okay. I don't know.

18:09 Now that we're here, now that we're here, now I remember like what is going on.

18:13 Yeah, I know. I Damn. All right. Well, he's saved. So, let's move. Oh, [ __ ] I forgot there were enemies there. Oh, well. Oh, one damage. Who cares? Okay. 55%.

18:33 Yeah, that's what I [ __ ] thought.

18:36 No choice but to keep going.

18:38 Okay. Um All right. I think I can do action search, distracting strike, goating strike, missing attack. That'll do it.

19:01 75%. Oh, no. No.

19:09 Get up. I love how that takes up your whole [ __ ] turn.

19:14 It says it's an action to pick you up, but it's like, no, it's actually not.

19:17 Takes everything. And then it makes it where I can't do anything either.

19:20 Yeah. So, it's like it's almost better to just let you die

19:32 cuz in my turn I pro I don't think I'm allowed to do anything.

19:36 Oh, she also died. God damn.

19:38 Yeah, I know.

19:39 I kind of miss uh [ __ ] Kagura. Whatever. Whatever. Kagura.

19:45 I don't [ __ ] know her name.

19:47 Carlac.

19:48 Carlac. I don't care. Yeah, I miss Kaga from Naruto.

20:08 Who? What are we waiting on?

20:11 Oh, okay, cool. I was sitting on Jiara and it was saying that like it's not my turn, so I It showed that it was on you.

20:18 Oh. We're waiting on me.

20:21 Oh, okay.

20:26 Oh, nice.

20:28 But I don't have any

20:30 Oh, yeah. You have no actions to do anything.

20:32 Actions to do anything.

20:34 Yeah,

20:35 but I'm here. Oh, but that's not here. And now everyone's going to attack me.

20:44 They shouldn't be able to get to you.

20:48 You're right. Oh man, I'm stunned.

20:54 Go, go, go.

20:55 Now get him.

21:00 Oh, thank God.

21:02 Oh, now let's go all down one by one.

21:05 We have to watch them go.

21:07 Yeah, we do. God. And there's no way to [ __ ] speed it up.

21:12 I do like when the games have like that the speed up option for turns. Yeah, like good games. Good games. Yeah.

21:24 Oh, whip me. Uh, the bar. They're supposed to be attacking you. Oh, you're down again. Cool.

21:30 I'm down cuz that thing blew up.

21:32 Yeah. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Oh, hey, my flare is dead. Yay. You're stunned, though.

21:43 Jahara is about to die. Yeah, I'm trying to get to her, but I don't have enough movement. Um, nor do I have any actions to pick her up even if I did. Don't worry, I'll do my cunning action of dash and to go right here. Oh, yeah. Not enough resources now. Love how it doesn't tell you like, hey, not enough movement or resources. So, cuz to a regular person, I knew I couldn't pick her up. to a regular person it would be it would make you think, "Oh, I just need to be able to move there." Um, but alas, that's not true.

22:30 Focus your attack, soldiers.

22:38 Yes. M soul caged. All right, guys. Come on.

22:45 Oh, this one dashed back up. He's like, "Yeah, never mind. I'm going back over here."

22:49 And that blew up. I don't even know what's hitting me.

22:52 They're They're all over there hitting you.

22:54 Okay. Uh, not that one. He wants to He's like, "Come on, Dad."

23:02 He's like, "Look, I got closer. Are you proud of me?" I don't even [ __ ] know. Oh, where the hell did that guy? Like

23:16 that guy is able to summon the the skeletal in inor whatever the [ __ ] that thing that just blew up.

23:24 Oh, your hero's dead. Dead. Okay, cool.

23:26 Yeah.

23:26 Oh, they come out of the Yeah, the incubator.

23:30 Yeah, the incubator thing.

23:36 There you go. Hey,

23:41 will be well.

23:46 Yes, I know death greets us all.

23:53 Survival is all that matters.

23:56 Um, okay. Can I throw? Can I throw? There it is. A healing potion. No hesitation.

24:16 There you go.

24:17 Yay. Six.

24:23 Um, sure. Let's

24:27 kill those things. Get them off my dick. I'll go shove this guy. Take that, [ __ ] We're going to move back behind. And it says it says two to 20.

24:40 And then maybe heavier.

24:45 All right, that's the best I can do. So, can you release her?

24:49 No, cuz I don't have an actual action. I can only I only had a bonus action.

24:53 Gotcha.

24:53 So, I scooted back behind her to hopefully no one can hit me. Yes. Attack her. She has one HP. Everyone go for her.

25:10 I just wasted a scroll of revivify on her. Oh, but I guess she goes back to death saving throws. Unless they all attack her, which Oh, wait. The skeletal in Valair in

25:20 Yeah, we'll hit her and do at least one to her.

25:26 Yes.

25:28 [ __ ] off. Clack. Only some of them are kind of grouped up.

25:48 Too much to bear.

25:49 Oh, you healed yourself. Nice. Okay.

25:51 Yeah, I did.

25:52 All right. Finally, something light.

25:56 Aha. She's free.

26:05 Time for him to hide. Okay. Time for him to not even roll to hide. Can't even catch my breath. All right. Well, at least that guy's finally gone. Um, yeah. the bonus action. I think 15. Okay. Well, I can't pick her up. It's fine.

26:35 Just let her just let her be. That's going to hit me for eight. I think that's what it does.

26:42 Focus your attack, soldiers.

26:47 Nope. Bye.

26:54 Excuse me. Can't wait for her to die immediately.

27:05 Yeah, right. No, it's fine. She's going to be immune to like everything they're hit going to shoot at her cuz, you know, plot.

27:13 Yeah, that's true. I mean, she is literally glowing. Like, it's like So, now he can take damage. Yeah, he's no longer invulnerable. No one else attacked me. I don't even have the death order on me. It's She does. Why is everyone attacking me and you? Heal me. Dab you. Oh, thank god. Okay. All right. Time for another.

27:50 He has high defense. Is that even worth it? Can I sneak attack him now? Nope. Must have advantage. Must have advantage.

27:56 What is uh poison immunity and necrotic by the way is what he has. Kathak has.

28:07 There you go. I'll get him off your off your ass then.

28:10 Sweet.

28:12 Cuz I'm doing the one thing that I can do.

28:16 Okay. So, bonus action. We really need to like buy better potions.

28:23 Yeah. Well, we haven't had anywhere to do that.

28:26 That's also true. It has been the [ __ ] hole of the Underdark this whole time.

28:32 Sometimes the only way out.

28:33 Why can't I [ __ ] misty step? Why is nothing explained in this goddamn game?

28:42 Like I have a bonus action. We fully heal cuz you got all your spells back, right? I got all my spells, but I didn't get any of my stuff that lets me do it once per day.

28:52 All my once per day things did not have come back.

28:58 Okay. What is your health at?

29:02 Oh, yeah. Not enough.

29:03 Okay. So, we're going to

29:05 I should have stayed. Yeah. Oh, that'll work.

29:08 I didn't have an actual action. I only had a bonus action. So, you moving is the only thing I could have done.

29:15 Oh, okay. Good deal. Oh, now I'm up here. So, at least I was able to jump. Oh, dude, that's embarrassing. That's less embarrassing.

29:33 Wow, dude, you suck. Wow, we're talking about suck.

29:37 Yeah. Got to got to love [ __ ] scripted [ __ ] games. It's like, ah, no, she doesn't actually do anything. You waste all that time going together.

29:47 I'm only helping myself. I'm not I'm going to pick you up next.

29:52 Oh man. Uh don't don't react. Just let it hit me. Oh yes.

29:58 I'm glad I didn't do that.

30:00 Yeah.

30:03 Uh I don't [ __ ] her.

30:05 Yeah.

30:06 I'm going to come get you up. I love how he doesn't do anything whenever we That's so the girl that we were supposed to protect at the very, you know, at that inn. Yes. Isabelle, that's his daughter.

30:18 That's his daughter.

30:19 I love how he doesn't give two shits that we just dropped her immediately.

30:23 Yeah. Right. He's just like, "Oh." Uh-huh. Okay. Anyway, guys.

30:26 Yeah.

30:29 Let's go action.

30:33 Oh, is that worth it?

30:34 What?

30:35 Trying to sneak attack. You know what? Oh no. Um, path isn't the right.

30:45 I fell.

30:46 You are the [ __ ] worst, Kyle.

30:50 You couldn't make the [ __ ] balance check to not fall over. Are you kidding me? You look I'm like, "Help me, Kyle." You're just like, "My hip. God, I fell. I fell on my keys." I'm like Jeremiah and Felen blacked out.

31:10 Oh god, that's so funny. I love K. Not Kyle. Asterion, you're so useful. I love how I mean I guess it's like literally any [ __ ] game with with dice. It's like this combat is hard or easy depending on if we [ __ ] roll well.

31:27 Yeah, that is very true. Like it could just we could always roll high and nothing.

31:32 Oh yeah, of course. the one spot that I'm at. All right. Mental fatigue. Yeah. Come after us. Oh, summon another thing. And it's all

31:41 [ __ ] All these boss fights are [ __ ] lame as hell, dude.

31:46 They really are.

31:48 Like Oh, man. Like, they're all mob fights. My favorite one was um Grim, was that his name? The robot.

31:57 Yeah, the robot. Yeah, cuz there it's like [ __ ] like

32:02 it's that Benny music, whatever that's called. Hold on.

32:05 See if I can find it. Me as. Hell yeah. Guys, just keep on missing me. I'm just I didn't know the tactic to not get hit was just to lay down pretty much.

32:27 Okay, let's see. We are going to pick you up. Let's try this again.

32:46 No.

32:47 Okay. What now? Target cannot be moved by force. Okay. Well, I guess I'll just drink a health potion then and heal for four. How that was that was useful.

33:06 And hey,

33:09 hey, I'm down.

33:12 Oh man. And he summons another skeleton. What a surprise.

33:21 Critical.

33:23 That's all we get, dude. Yeah.

33:25 A god. She's a literally a god. And

33:28 even gods apparently.

33:30 Sorry. A demigod.

33:32 Oh, never. That's why she's missing. She's a demigod with a loser.

33:35 She's only half.

33:36 Yeah.

33:37 Oh, why? They're all missing me now.

33:40 Yeah.

33:41 Now, not at the very beginning.

33:44 I don't even know what's happening anymore.

33:49 Whatever.

33:50 What does he have? Seven. I don't [ __ ] care anymore, dude. I haven't cared since the goblin camp.

34:05 Two, four, five. Yep. Nice.

34:08 He's at two.

34:09 Yeah, I know.

34:10 Don't worry, I got

34:13 Damn, I tried.

34:20 Oh, did we beat him? Yes. No.

34:25 What a fool you are. You cannot kill me.

34:29 I'll get you. I

34:30 am eternal.

34:34 You uh meddling kids.

34:37 Yeah. I love how I'm not there.

34:40 Merkel, Lord of

34:42 They're just like, "Ah, no." I mean, even Jihiro was down. Why don't I get to be part of this? I am yours.

34:52 Because you're too cool. No. God, it's so bad.

34:57 It's like a [ __ ] like bad.

34:59 No one belongs to me. I am the smile of the world cleansed skull. I am the regrets of those who remain and the restlessness of those who are gone. I

35:22 This is a god talking to us by the way.

35:24 Oh, okay.

35:26 The god of graves and ages of dust and dust. I am Miracle, Lord of Bones, and you have slain my children. But it is no matter for I am dead and I am not the end. I am the beginning.

36:13 This is my [ __ ] stance.

36:16 Sterence. Oh,

36:18 just an FYI, we're now killing the god.

36:22 No, we're not.

36:25 Like,

36:26 we have I'm down. Uh, so is everyone else.

36:31 He double critted. He hit me and her for a crit.

36:44 Yeah. No, I no idea. I don't remember how I beat this area. Um, I don't remember what I did to you release her as quickly as possible. That probably definitely helps.

36:59 That That is definitely a big help.

37:02 I mean, there's absolutely no way we win this. So, I did find the music, though. It's It's Benny Hill music. And then they're going to Yep. All right. So, we lost. All right. Cool.

37:17 This is fun. This is fun. It's like, oh man, you had this stupid mob mob fight. Um, and then it's like, okay, now that that's over. Oh, also you couldn't fully rest um before this.

37:31 Yeah, you can't actually rest. You can't you can't get out either to be able to fight.

37:38 Um, yeah, it drags on forever and then you have this janky ass [ __ ] cutscene that could be cool except our characters look like they're lobtomized uh in every [ __ ] scene they're in. Just an FYI, it did send me all the way to the beginning like to the to the main menu.

37:59 Oh, it did. I have to So, I have to like reinvite you.

38:03 Yeah, you got to reinvite me cuz it it literally popped up and said, uh, game over. Uh, have the host restart.

38:14 Yep. Nope. Game over. Uh, yeah, we're just going to boot the player. Not even

38:19 deletes the game. you. Man, if only those kind of games are fun, though. Like, they can be really fun. The ones where they like you when as soon as you die, it just resets the entire game. All right, don't take a step yet. I'm going to repick a few spells for Kyle.

38:38 Okay, just hopefully this helps me us out just a little. I just absolutely [ __ ] dis despise whenever it basically soft locks you. Like if we can't beat him, we have no way to be able to um to actually win.

39:01 Like we can't. It's like, oh well maybe if we fully rest. Well, you can't

39:07 unless you go in and change the difficulty. If that's lame, why would you do that? Let's see. What else am I looking for? I'm looking for this one and

39:33 this one. Okay. Um, okay. I am good. I'm double check.

39:46 No, I don't want that.

39:47 There's been people who cuz I keep hearing about how much content there is in act three. And then someone was telling me they're like, "Well, if you haven't been romancing people, there's probably a lot you're going to miss." And I'm like, "Oh, thank God. That means it's o it's over quicker."

40:03 Yeah. No, I I don't know what they're mean about romancing thing because like I romanced uh Lizelle my first playthrough and we do like her stuff ends at the very like beginning of act three. So after this right here, her end of like the romance thing ends here and nothing comes of it.

40:23 Could just be other people. I don't know.

40:25 I don't feel any attachment to any of these characters. So, and before people like

40:32 potentially say something about that, I have played this game outside of recording and I just don't like the way any of the characters are written.

40:41 Yeah, I don't either.

40:42 All right. Are you good?

40:44 I'm ready.

40:45 Yep. Well, let's quick save it again. Even though it doesn't really matter a whole lot. I can't wait to have this conversation again.

40:52 Moving ahead.

40:53 Yeah,

40:56 there you are.

40:57 There you are. You hope to learn your place in history before you.

41:02 I have you. I will kill you now.

41:04 I was going to say I wonder if you can join him, but probably not.

41:07 Join.

41:08 No, you can't. It's still like

41:11 Okay, so I'm the worst person to go after her.

41:16 Um,

41:17 after Jara.

41:18 Yeah. No, no. What? After Jiara? After the night song.

41:23 Oh, going after the night song. Gotcha. I'm I'm [ __ ] slow. So, I'm just going to try and deal with these skeletons over here.

41:31 I wish I could miss the step, but I guess not.

41:35 Is there anything I have that would allow me to do [ __ ] anything whatsoever? Probably not. Uh yeah, I don't [ __ ] know any scrolls of uh uh I do have a scroll that you could use. It's uh a scroll of uh Sletorm. You can cast that in that area and they can't cast spells. Oh, sorry. It disrupts the uh concentration of spellcasters. So, never mind. So, like they're long range spells.

42:22 You want to know what's really funny

42:24 is I did. So, we haven't moved yet, right? Like, Asterion has not moved. The last fight we just did, I was able to sneak attack her without moving, but I guess for some reason now I can't.

42:35 You can't. That sounds right. Okay. So, then I'm just going to do Well, this did that.

42:48 Do minor damage. See if I can hide. Okay, thank god I could slightly hide. Okay, there's Jahara.

43:04 And what's also really annoying is he goes after us. Um, so we don't get a chance to stop that incubating. Oh, I guess you do because you're actually

43:15 Yeah, I go after

43:18 I could. However, as Kyle, I'm going to get far away real fast.

43:28 Okay.

43:29 Oh, cool.

43:30 Yeah. Oh, man. Nice. That's fun. That's fun and fair. Come all the way to here.

43:52 Oh yeah, I forgot that

43:56 that was a thing. Nice.

43:57 Boom. All right, next turn. I can undo her.

44:08 Let's have my player come. Yes. Oh jeez. Well, yes as in like sorry that I came towards you. What do you think? Okay. Probably the mind flare.

44:27 Yes. The mind flare. This game gives me [ __ ] cancer, dude. I was waiting for the host has ended this session.

44:44 The host has cut his wrist because that would feel better than playing this game.

44:48 Just like old times.

44:50 Oh, whatever. Can't wait for you to die, Asterion. Oh, yeah. That's right. I don't get to go. So, well, that mind flare is going to drop me for attack, soldiers.

45:12 They're all dashing. So that's positive note. Is there like a game speed [ __ ] thing that I can do? No video. No audio interface. No accessibility. Game speed. Maybe show gen channels. I'm just my pants off.

45:37 Genitals.

45:38 Nope. No. No. Game speed.

45:46 Wonder if I can shove Isabelle off the edge.

45:48 You probably can. That's

45:51 probably can't.

45:52 Oh, Aster. Yeah, you probably can't.

45:54 It's your turn, by the way.

45:56 Yeah, I I already I freed her. I'm seeing if I there's anything

46:01 special I could do, but I don't think there is, unfortunately. Um, I'm just double checking all my potions, but doesn't look like anything jumps out of me that says, "Hey, use me. I'll be grateful for right now." Oh, actually, a potion of speed. That actually will work out. Okay. Okay. Ha. And dead. Oh, no. Actually, I don't.

46:47 Nice. Catherine Thor, face me. I'll go down. I'll go. Then she climbs down.

46:56 Yeah. But watch. She's going to fly.

46:58 Oh, no. And then she's going to do all that. Face me, you fiend. And then miss.

47:05 Ah.

47:08 Well, at least there's that.

47:10 Nice. Okay, we are going to now fall by my hand.

47:18 [ __ ] off, you worthless [ __ ] Jesus Christ.

47:46 Not enough movement.

47:49 Got the mind flare. So that's good.

47:51 That is good.

47:52 And 11.

48:02 Okay. So, I'm going to cutting Oh, no. Because I think cunning action dash is my bonus action. So, whatever. Take this.

48:12 She's undead cuz of course she is. [ __ ] I hate this game so much. Oh, one HP left. How nice. Um, invention.

48:44 Eat my ass.

48:45 Your attack, soldiers.

48:51 Yeah, missed. Yeah. Everyone get closer. Everyone get closer. Oh, you're going the other way, stupid.

49:12 Okay, let's see here. Let me uh got to watch out cuz she's not my [ __ ] teammate. So I can hurt her if I hit her.

49:44 Yeah, she'll die and then slip. She'll slip and then die. That makes more sense. But I did find the uh yeah, like whenever you ran up and like uh was slipping on the ice. This is the music I was thinking of.

50:09 Can you hear that?

50:10 No, I can't.

50:11 Can you really not?

50:13 No, I can't.

50:14 Oh, that's uh that's amazing. Well, it's called Benny Hill. You would know it if as soon as you heard it.

50:21 Yeah, probably. I will. Actually, I'll look it up here. One sec. Let's see. What do I want to do now? I want to get rid of this [ __ ] [ __ ] next to me. So, let's do this. This

50:46 like a shotgun blast. Take that and that's it. Miss. Oh, did he just backhand her? That's embarrassing.

51:05 He did. He [ __ ] backhand her.

51:08 She did a little bit of damage to him and then he backhanded her.

51:12 I'll strike you down. Well, then take this.

51:26 Yeah. Yeah. What do you think of that?

51:29 Cut.

51:32 How'd that feel?

51:34 Yeah.

51:34 Yeah.

51:37 On the hunt.

51:38 On the hunt.

51:40 Didn't feel good, did it? Miss 19. That's the second time that I've left something with one HP.

51:49 We're gonna fun. It just feels so [ __ ] curated. Like it's like, oh, act two, finale boss fight. Got to make sure things don't die. Okay. I don't I now want to do a different move so I can at least hit. Oh, yeah. Here we go. This is what I want. We're just going to do this. And

52:17 Killas is like, "Jesus Christ." Yeah. What just happened?

52:27 Thank you. Okay,

52:32 I he said he finally said something.

52:34 She's dead. She's dead.

52:36 Whoa.

52:37 Finally.

52:39 Okay.

52:40 Wow.

52:40 Now he finally actually said something. I don't know why he didn't do it the first time, but I love how like whatever, dude. Like

52:49 that was outrageous amount of damage.

52:52 Yeah. Don't react.

52:53 Well, cuz for whatever [ __ ] reason she attacks him and then gets backhanded like a [ __ ]

53:00 to then to then get dropped and then these guys have like the auto attack, the auto hit attack. They're all in a area now, I guess. Yeah, they are.

53:12 Guess she won't ever be getting up. Take that. Take this.

53:40 And I love how after this we have a full ass boss fight.

53:43 Yeah, right. That's so fun. It's

53:46 so fun and balanced.

53:48 [ __ ] So [ __ ] [ __ ] dude.

53:52 Swarm with like 40 enemies and then it's like, anyway, now here's a a oneot a one-shot boss.

53:59 Now here's the real enemy.

54:00 Yeah.

54:03 And there's no way you could have avoided this. Um, it's like we're doing better this time, but uh, unfortunately our other party member that's probably meant to tip the scales for some reason RNGed her ass into the [ __ ] dirt. Oh yeah, get up and contribute nothing.

54:31 Yeah. Yeah, man. You're so useful. Okay.

54:40 God, that's [ __ ]

54:49 You picked the wrong fight, friend.

54:52 Yay.

54:56 Well, I'm up here ready to die. I don't care. Um, dude, I don't even know what to [ __ ] do. Did I heal you at all?

55:14 Me?

55:15 Yeah, I just dropped a heal on you and I don't think it healed you.

55:18 It probably did. It probably [ __ ]

55:19 What the [ __ ]

55:21 Let's see. I cast healing word and it didn't do anything.

55:26 Cool. Glad I wasted spell slot. Nice. Um, where are those things? Oh, you know, that's actually kind of nice.

55:46 That That was cool. I used an arrow and it like spread the damage dealt to him to the the necromites behind him.

55:55 Oh, that's pretty sick.

55:56 That's kind of cool. The one behind him is about to die, so that's pretty good, too.

56:00 One of them did. The other one's at three, but Yep. I don't think And I can't throw anything, so I guess I'll move. And I hide, but it's not going to do anything. And he doesn't do anything. He glitches. Nope. Kills her. Oh, wait. Wait. So, she she's downed. Yeah, we can revive her.

56:28 Oh, okay. Oh, she automatically gets up.

56:31 Nice. She did her.

56:32 All right. Well, at least you fought your last. And it does nothing again. I'm killing this guy. All right. Do I have any I know I have a bunch of oils and [ __ ] Um, well, now he's going to become blinded or poisoned.

57:08 Nice.

57:11 Yeah. Yeah. Take that. Now, if he's co he should be coated in oil. Yeah. So you now you can um

57:19 hit him with fire.

57:26 Critical miss.

57:28 Somehow somehow I critical missed this big [ __ ] thing. Nice. All right. Well, I'll eat this thing. Invalid targets. I'll stab this thing. Yeah. Boom. Nice.

57:59 I'm frightened. I'm dead. Well, if you want to shoot him with a fireball, that's a thing. That's exactly what I was going to do. My level four fireball that I was saving.

58:20 Let's see. Um, nice.

58:31 00 32 and 12. The [ __ ]

58:37 Yeah, it's pretty cool. Pretty cool that I saw a bunch of zeros.

58:41 Yeah, I know. I'm just curious what the zeros were for. Second win for health.

58:47 Yeah. Oh, I felt better, guys. So,

58:51 come on, Dame. Alen, what do you Oh, you're going to fly and maybe do something.

58:56 Oh, dear God.

58:58 And then she

58:59 did. That was

59:01 That's the stuff she could have been doing to uh what's his [ __ ] name?

59:05 Yeah. Yeah, that is something she could have done.

59:10 Why? I want someone to [ __ ] explain to me how I [ __ ] frighten. Um, okay. Disadvantage. Oh, I'm bone shielded. Okay, thank you. Ah, I can't be healed. Ah, damn. Well, I was going to help you. I was going to try. Nice.

59:43 Somehow he's immune to frightened. So, I

59:46 mean, he is a vess of the dead god.

59:51 No, I know. I I'm just I mean, I can't I can't the

59:56 um 12. I just also don't understand why it's 12.

1:00:06 Like, why why do I have disadvantage on him? H um trying to see. Um you don't have

1:00:25 Well, you never know.

1:00:27 Oh,

1:00:28 yay. 21.

1:00:30 Oh, that's the third time that I've left him with almost no health.

1:00:34 Yeah,

1:00:36 it's fine. Yay. Hey, somehow he died.

1:00:41 The combustion oil.

1:00:42 Oh, hey. Yeah, that actually came in handy.

1:00:53 Hey, what's up, Kather?

1:00:55 Impossible.

1:00:57 He just keeps coming back.

1:01:00 He just came back from a long cruise and he's so tan. My lord, hear me.

1:01:13 Nothing. I am forsaken. You You have

1:01:22 He is dead.

1:01:24 No idea what you've done,

1:01:30 Isabelle.

1:01:30 Yeah, she can't hear you. She

1:01:32 Yeah, she's also dead. Oh god.

1:01:34 Turned her into undead. Wow. Yeah, he's so tanned the inside of him.

1:01:40 Villain is

1:01:44 nice. I thought you got pink misted.

1:01:48 The red together. We have crushed him brain and body.

1:01:55 We saved her.

1:01:57 She's totally stable anyway. No.

1:02:07 Why is it focusing on [ __ ] her?

1:02:09 We pick our way.

1:02:11 Is he also? Oh, no. That's what she looked like.

1:02:13 Unleashed.

1:02:20 Her pity. I cannot say the same for Isabelle. She may have been Keith's daughter.

1:02:27 Yeah, I'm curious why it is going on.

1:02:29 World entire

1:02:31 Oh, yeah. They were [ __ ] by the way. I forgot.

1:02:33 Oh, okay.

1:02:34 Fly this foul.

1:02:40 Sorry.

1:02:41 That's my fault.

1:02:44 Um,

1:02:45 it F5. Save this

1:02:47 stone. It's in his armor. Take it.

1:02:50 It's mine.

1:02:53 Yeah, we get his shield. Good thing all this uses shields. Give this to me. I'mma put it right up my ass.

1:03:08 In death, the body is cooling, but energy radiates from the stone.

1:03:15 Grabing other things from him. I don't know. It went to this cut scene.

1:03:20 Oh, did it? Okay.

1:03:21 Remarkable. Truly.

1:03:24 That was the first time we get to see your dream visitor.

1:03:26 Yeah, dude. Isn't she That's funny.

1:03:31 It is the elder brain. You

1:03:33 My god. Talk about [ __ ]

1:03:35 by those three jaw. Yeah.

1:03:37 The crown it wears controls it. And these stones control the crown. It has been dominated. To master an elder brain to subdue it. Our enemies are formidable.

1:03:53 No, obviously not cuz we killed one.

1:03:57 One of them I know. Lord Envash, an arms dealer and a

1:04:02 and a meth addict.

1:04:03 A worship method.

1:04:05 No heroine.

1:04:06 A heroin addict.

1:04:08 Brother is a mystery to me. But the way she spoke, it is most likely she follows Bal, god of murder.

1:04:16 She follows the way of the balls.

1:04:18 Follower of which means the absolute is a front for the gods of death. And our enemies are the chosen of the dead three. I sure would like to join them.

1:04:32 Take you to Tok's stuff.

1:04:34 But you found the source of your infection and the reason for its abnormality.

1:04:39 The crown at top the Elder Brain. Its markings suggest it was forged in Netheril, an ancient empire whose mastery over magic rivaled that of the gods. The crown's Nether's magic must be the true source of the Parasitees abilities. This must be what elevates their potential.

1:04:59 Just saying.

1:05:00 We're level eight in this game. And we fought a vessel of a god. Like that's

1:05:06 I dare not imagine what it is doing to the brain.

1:05:09 If you say so.

1:05:11 Do that in real D and D. That's what I mean. Like

1:05:15 just do that in actual D and D.

1:05:16 Yeah.

1:05:17 Fight gods at level eight. Hope is a luxury for those who have a choice.

1:05:27 And you do not battle of our lives and the lives of you do not have a choice.

1:05:33 The army of the absolute is marching on Boulders's gate.

1:05:36 Oh, I saw all three of them

1:05:37 within the city.

1:05:39 I saw the three kinds of the 800 people that are going

1:05:43 reach into mind flers.

1:05:45 All it needs is an order. an order the death god's chosen are on the cusp of giving. We must rest control of the brain from the chosen before that happens. We must take their stones. Our chances of success are slim, but we must not fail. If we fail, everything ends.

1:06:08 I will be your shield, but you must be the sword.

1:06:12 [ __ ] And when the chance comes to strike, you must take it for there.

1:06:16 You're like, I have a spear.

1:06:18 Yeah, mine's a grenade.

1:06:20 There we go.

1:06:24 Catherric shields supply pack. Oh, his Warhammer that does nothing. Oh, what does this crumpled note say? Let's read it. Let's read it and laugh.

1:06:34 Let's laugh at him.

1:06:35 Papa, I love you. Love from Isy. Ah, I see.

1:06:40 Sad.

1:06:41 He was cheat. Yeah,

1:06:44 sad.

1:06:45 Yeah, looks like Cather Warhammer.

1:06:49 All right, let's see. So, this Reaper's Embrace very rare heavy armor. All incoming damage is reduced by two. When activated, you cannot move against your will by any spell or action, but have disadvantage on deck saving throws. And it gives me Howl of the Dead. Um,

1:07:10 I don't know. One more AC. My adamantine splint armor just has better

1:07:17 better abilons.

1:07:19 Yeah.

1:07:20 So, I guess I'll send that to camp. And his shield. Uh, where the hell is it? Oh, there it is. Yeah, you gain plus one bonus to spell save DC and spell attack rolls, but no one here uses a shield.

1:07:38 Nope. So, I guess I'll just send that to camp. Now he's nude. All right, let's get the I don't think there's anything else to grab.

1:07:53 No, pretty sure there's not.

1:07:55 Get the [ __ ] out of here.

1:07:57 Portal to the surface. There are important matters to discuss.

1:08:11 Oh, are there? Well, let's talk about them at camp.

1:08:16 It's been a long day. I'll need to rest soon.

1:08:21 I agree. Let's go rest. Hey, Dane. Can she Does she join our party?

1:08:26 No,

1:08:27 probably not,

1:08:28 unfortunately.

1:08:30 Yeah. All right. Will wants to talk. Um, so far he's the only one, but I think ending the day sounds like a really I guess we can't fast travel right now.

1:08:41 Do we have to [ __ ] talk to Withers?

1:08:45 I think so.

1:08:50 You know what? That's it, everyone. I hope you're enjoying. Stick around for the rest of the series. Like, comment, share, and subscribe, and have a wonderful whatever time of day it is for you.