Baldur's Gate 3: We're Off to the Tiefling's/Druid's Grove {Part 3}
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some viewers may find the following video disturbing viewer discretion is advised hey everyone welcome back to board games unlock to Bailey and I are continuing with balers Gate 3 the not boor game at all but here we are anyway with a rousing campaign so it's the B game like Jon right it's the closest thing um I mean besides like Monopoly as a board game I guess Mario Party is actually the closest it could ever be to a video game board game but this is this is our way of of doing DND without the ability to actually play DND D yeah I mean very true so uh well let's just go into the Grove we just saved them we did Emerald
Grove okay good it's no longer do you have Shadow Heart Like linked to you yeah she should be there are children here you fool we was running for our lives you led them us and you let them take the Druid too
unbelievable uh let's see Druid those goblins didn't take any prisoners we lost him back at the ruins old place is crawling with Goos he trusted you nobody forced Goos Goos things got tough he couldn't keep up simple as that my God you're a coward the human's eye twitches he's about to blow this will be funny he going to come take that [ __ ] should have done that a long time ago arrogant prick had it out for me from day one no one leaves my people out cold yeah so you knocked him out cold instead clever only way he shut that hole under his nose he was right though coming back to this hell hole was a mistake no amount of gold can put right I'd rather face another round of goblins than stay in this pit yeah it kind of smells like [ __ ] now let's Rob him for once the guy knocked out yeah he's he's up never mind okay I Wasing he would just stay there wow what you call me a cheap shot I should have expected that he's like you heard me uh
true to form and good riddens this Grove has troubles enough whatever your business I'd see to it quickly I've never seen that down forcing everyone out this attack will only strengthen their resolve there's a shiny chest ooh on these pillars there have been several attacks by different monsters The Druids blame us Outsiders for drawing them here but I can't get nobody's welcome anymore they've started a ritual to cut the Grove off from the world outside we can't stay but we'll be slaughtered if we leave we are no Fighters that's embarrassing I've tried corga their new first Druid won't even see me you though I know it's not your business but she owes you for saving this place perhaps you could pers her for more time to prepare if nothing else oh I've got my own problems we know you a great dead what gets on his knees what are you doing oh uh nothing looking for my contact it fell out when the guy punched me really we're Messengers now you'll find what do you mean we you [ __ ] up
Aion make them no one even likes you more besides every one game of the year yeah yeah wasn't he nominated for best voice actor yeah um I think he won he might have I mean this game basically swept I was honestly shocked that it did win just because I expected the typical um like oh it's Nintendo cuz it up it went up against uh oh jeez what's it called Legend of Zelda not breath of the wild tears of the
Kingdom all right I'm going to go start selling [ __ ] oh yeah that's a good idea that's a good idea come on asterion let's Nar Naruto run I'll come through and bl some of the gold with you nice I can't remember does uh can we only um talk to him one at a time yeah I think so yeah I think so too I'm going to go talk to the sexy granny that's down here one thing I am excited for is um to get to a point where I haven't been because again I've done this Grove thing so many times oh yeah oh it's Granny sweet lip word oh wait no she's over here sorry oh I guess you're all old saw you fighting those slimy bastards no you didn't fancy a bow hell yeah fill your belly now while we still can look it ain't much but it might make all the difference the only way we'll make it to Boulders gate is to run and run hard if a null catches your sense you'll need every bit of strength trust me so she's like the only thing we can do is to make the ball skate is run it's like there's there's a world where you can teleport at will or
fly like you can't find any spellcaster who can teleport you yeah oh here she is Auntie eat my ass I see one of you L hell yeah dud goodness came along good [ __ ] name oh oh you're hideous there's an awful slump shoulders of yours petal are you hurt am cold feverish I'm all of those hug me will outs and Potions Galore I'm going let her fuss over me you take a so at that and you'll feel right as reain aha injects me with like ca oh oh my God what what the [ __ ] what are you doing drink potion down the potion a comforting warm spreads through you I swear you're still as peaky looking um well that's also my skin like I'm an I'm a I'm an
orc I've seen it all I want just need the comfort of a of a grandma I just like crying the wife was none too pleased and introduced him to a pot of boiling oil but worry not I fixed him up and depending on the lighting he looks good as new my point is whatever ails you I promise I've seen worse why she sounds positively demented backhand aerion you keep your mouth shut what is it P what's wrong people spoken to I've got a mind flare parasite of my head as you recount your adventure Auntie athel nods along her eyes okay maybe I haven't seen worse you poor pet my heart goes out to you truly I see no sign of a nothing that could change in an instant you need help serious help there's a few scoll lotion here that could do it but um yes the only I may have something at home uh that look of interest I've collected in your interesting hold on I'm I'm I'm listening to her oh sorry by my house just at the edge of the forest
let me mark it on your map I'll be heading back soon so I can meet you there okay Mom no do you need anything I have a few odds and ends for sale okay what harm bother oh sweet I got a potion of Greater healing all right so let's just Rob her and just steal all her money let's just take it all let's see what do I have oh I think that's new I think now it's showing a stereo bag as well I don't think it did that the first time I was playing this what so whenever you go into the trade barter thing um it used to just show your bag but now it shows both oh wow okay I did I literally been sitting here and I have not noticed it pretty neat do we need I don't do we need like Jades or anything precious mineral from the sea of Fallen star chairs precious SS and stone Carvers alike I don't think so I don't think we need this onyx ring I don't need that scale mail I don't need Barbarian clothes don't need any of this [ __ ] definitely need the
shovel okay sell that dagger he has a raper okay so how much money do I even have 132
damn 174 I guess okay um so all I ended up buying was a scroll of scorching Ray um there was really nothing that was okay of of interest to me um I do have 280 gold left okay I have 306 so she has corell's Grace which is a this a mace it's a Quarter Staff 4 to 11 damage versatile natural uh pugilist you gain a plus one bonus to unarmed attacks unhampered resistance while the wielder is not wearing armor they receive a plus two bonus of saving throws does that sound interesting to you I don't even know what weapon you use yeah of course absolutely that sounds ftic actually okay it's 250 I get it I I have a few I can to get and then there's a potion of invisibility oh it's a potion okay might okay I'm going buy the potion for Aion maybe she'll take $10 less for no reason yeah nope I bet having high Charisma um makes it makes the stuff way easier Auntie Ethel what a good
lady yep there's nothing weird about her at all just a nice old lady okay yeah I just bought the be careful on the road potion for ston hate if something happened to you take care of oh a minute ago I tossed in a uh an extra Rapier into aerion um you should be able to dual wiild that and get a bonus attack with it oh really you should be able to out
I was wondering okay I almost didn't sell it I'm also sending a uh fire arrow to you okay yeah because what does he have right now okay
he is not able to doal wield a I'm thinking that he was able well he wasn't able to unless I'm stupid and I don't know how to equip it but I'm pretty sure I'm not stupid okay well my bad did you buy that quarter stf I'm about to yeah I was going I was just relooking at it to see
exactly yeah mainly just because of the plus two yeah did you see that they uh Larry and Studios announced what's coming with patch eight no so it's going to be a big one it adds TW uh eight new or 12 new sub classes oh wow so one to every class The Bard gets the College of Glamour ah I was hoping sword um Barbarian gets path of giants oh that's a good one cleric gets death domain great that's a good one uh Druid circle of Stars okay Paladin oath of the crown oh I like that one uh fighter Arcane Archer o that one can be really good um monk Drunken Master Ranger swarm keeper bees Rogue get swashbuckler sorcerer gets Shadow Magic uh the Warlock gets hex blade oh I love that and The Wizard gets blad singing BL singer yeah blade singing can be really cool so and then it's adding like a photo mode uh so you can just take a picture of everyone's feet and all the sex scenes so how long do you think we've got
before the Goblins come I like I like the beat scene so and maybe it also comes with um fixing the [ __ ] multiplayer that's my advice yeah right oh she was hot she anyone in here it's locked yeah we need to go talk
to swing and swing get away from me kid swing and swing and swing and kiss me whoa hey can't say I've ever seen someone like you
before go on Take This Ring it's lucky take your time you haven't seen anything yet Mister around take the ring and watch your fortune change I'm try and do the same thing I think it's like the easiest thing in the world yes I actually succeeded nice weeping bleeding Hells F this kid okay maybe you don't need extra luck but since you're already holding the thing call it heads or tails Tails taals it is see that's the kind of Lu you get from one of my lucky Rings I've got more where that came from real cheap too interested is everyone here a swindler hey hold on you got to pay for that I don't have to do [ __ ] you're getting paid in experience you're getting paid in exposure I'll tell everyone where I got the ring uh sure you got it one sec that's what I got okay don't know what I succeeded on
on perception but ring of being really invisible oh the Ring of infinite wishes dude for only 10 gold uhhuh infinite wish oh this is the most important one the Ring of resistance to ants you know how I hate ants yeah that's the one that really gets me nothing you suddenly feel something moving against your back and turn oh
man all right there we go hey hey where do you think you're going I'm going to eat you
where you think you're going oh God my knees not a chance I'll fit in there oh can you fit in there oh my God I can I've never fit in these things before huh well look who's come to visit my kids say you've been busy since you got here messing with business yeah you scared the life out of little silie now you're going to pay for it dude don't fight me kids I don't think I'll be paying for anything god dude you're your character model he's so good you're about man I don't know I don't know go for whatever you whatever you feel like you you you think that's funny fine laugh at this I'll go tell the gods you're pushing us around see you around
chump all right okay cool uh well we'll just kill all the guards no cuz I I've had one run through where I killed everyone one here and uh and Carlock did did not find that as amusing really I don't see hey you here to trade or yeah I know I was standing right here telling her to rob you one of the kids should be trying to walk out are they bored to death look you caught her good for you you wanten a chump like everyone else around her now do your favor make room for the Chums all right you know what I can respect that uh dude I don't know where I I think I actually I might know no I just you got to walk out the same way oh okay he stares right past you as if you're invisible or boring you see nothing out of the ordinary when you turn back there's no trace of the child oh and I probably lost all my gold okay no good deal yeah I know there is a way in there oh you're back okay yeah it was not where I thought it
was like uh yeah it's not the same Hideout as I thought it was as the other side I wonder if hold on let's see
Silve wonder if I can actually quit hiding moving time for discretion a mild last you
loser being arrested for theft you def make it now uh I'm going try and talk my way out of it intimidation who is it I don't know oh [ __ ] oh it's a ston [ __ ] God damn it I thought it was my guy
all right there we go not 20 not 20 they believe you for now but something tells you they won't be so receptive that was a good use of inspiration all right all right [ __ ] off a ston the one time I try to have you steal and you can't do it yeah what an idiot please last let my daughter go right now she's a thief hell spawn and you will wait for C's judgment now get back let me through mam or I'll RI your damn throat
out oh look at him he looks so cute to took my fingers in his nose God they're so a just the the cuts scenes at least in the First Act are so awkward yeah cuz like he does that then they just like stay in there and they're like yeah mag give him a chance you get back what why am I the one talking you're the one who moved forward keep back force my hand and I'll show you its claw a moment gon what I understand he's like hey it's it's Kyle it's Kyle let him go go ahead Kyle yes I see you've been warned oh bolo yeah ah my good friend you were at the gates just now no when the Goblins came you saw them up close a few questions if you please there's no overstating my interest Glory now then how would you describe that particular batch of goblins size nature distinguishing qualities you search your mind nothing useful I I I don't remember
I remember that they're dead goblins Harley they were shape shift give an exact description goblins were of rare gem colored Hue and wielded magic blow guns yep and the dragon they had marching in the rear was it of the brass or silver variety H pretty sure it was brass it was brass right I'm pretty sure it was uh brass very brass witness mistook obvious Silver Dragon for brass last question then you'll be quite free did the attackers rally to the absolute when they fell upon the gates no the absolute doesn't exist um no concent I'm not dying they did didn't they like that one oh curious oh curious indeed I've interrogated one a captive In This Very Camp She reports they've abandoned their God mlat in favor of some course mov mcloven mcloven they God mcloven Goblin Superstition not worth ah but is superstition all these goblins are informed by a kind of strategy anathema to their kind I for one intend to get to the bottom of it just preparing to head to their Camp as we speak in fact if you'll
excuse me I ought not do that um let's see my friend every story benefits from a dragon that's true until we meet again goodbye and yeah none of us can speak to animals and seen and seen okay what were you doing I was literally standing there same to your conversation oh okay I walked over here cuz Above This pillar like right above your head up at the top of it there's a chest and I want it oh oh wait I think I know how we get to it hold on do we got to jump from the top yeah yeah yeah um I'm not going to steal this bird stuff oh we have to somehow get the get tough it to move why cuz that's I think that's the only way um to use the elevator but I'm an expert animal Handler which apparently I have Proficiency in I'm just going to you just got to get right behind him and nudge him that and you could do this you can apply this in
real life if you see a sleeping mother bear with their cubs all you have to do is just kind of nudge them just walk up behind them and just go yep and nothing bad will happen never I'm not going to lie to you I didn't know this was a thing oh you didn't no see I've always just walked around yeah because as far as I'm aware yeah you can jump over here and then jump um well I thought you could jump
up huh not enough space don't you do it by the way don't you don't you [ __ ] do it to never I've actually never talked to the squirrel oh you haven't no I could never find it I I never knew about this part of coming up here the squirrel lunges at your foot and bites it I hate you D what I'm just I'm checking it I'm not kicking it I thought you kicked it no okay not going to kick it that's rude not funny why is it being an [ __ ] you follow the squirrel's gaze to a pair of clumsy ugly feet you're on her territory looking around her territory extends from one end of The Grove to another kick her now I'm going to kick
her oh look at that look at that spread dude it's [ __ ] nice yeah 17 studies you for a moment before twitching her ears compromise after a final squeak of warning break the rules and there will be trouble she scurries away there there's rules over here oh we convinced Timber to let us walk on her territory she left us a small trinket to keep us away from the trees oh that's cool you got a Hena ear neat
damn I don't even know I can't even see the chest that you're talking about actually really I'm going it yeah I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist D oh wait nope I do see it yep you're talking about right yeah I just that one I just watched you yeah that one oh it's locked you need the Starion to go down there no just pick it up oh yeah and then you can throw it down yes throw it
down that's so funny did you oh wait can you not pick it up uh no I can uh you can't toss it down I no I can I I can do that too but regardless of whatever I do is going to be like six [ __ ] damage for me to get down oh that was four there we go it's the lowest yeah all right where's the uh chest uh in my inventory oh you picked oh pick it up I thought you might pick it up in terms of like it's on the
Flor a crooked touch well I definitely should get this I didn't get it what did I roll a [ __ ] two wow oh my god oh Jesus Christ wow I think I used all the thieves tools yeah yeah I have no more thieves oh I have one okay one more oh what was in it I'm going to take the money I guess oh the Arcane thing is mine go for it oh yeah and then deluded oil of sharpness uh I could take that for Horus and all right we need to buy some picking uh tools but yeah if you actually follow me since by the way how okay it's it's connected now how do you unconnect like your like so a Stan isn't like God damn it dude uh like left click on them to go through and pull the thing and you can click
ungroup got it come on Aion you [ __ ] [ __ ] careful where Shadow heart I'll up here where I jumped off at okay yeah I've had it to where I like was traveling on my own and the one thing that I they don't have is like where your party members teleport to you yeah that that does kind they can just get stuck
okay now I've been up here what's next I should speak up sure glad you were here for those goblins picked one off yesterday myself shot her through the throat that should have killed her but she kept gasping cloring at the arrow that's brutal that's what Z said too I hope you're right I want to help I just didn't think it would feel like this yeah it's pretty brutal yeah War does that it's like don't worry it gets easier it's like yeah well they're like oh wait it does cutting action hi what's going on oh I'm fighting this bug bear oh I see that damn it where do I go from here speak me try to go into a
frenzy and I don't think any of this is going to do anything cuz I can't reach him oh I guess I can oh nice that was a lot what's weird is like if it's like hey your movement can only go this far and it's like but then it lets me move to get in range to attack oh he's surprised
nice yeah what one of my favorite things I was going through and re reading all my stuff stop I um is my spells that do uh area damage yeah they won't do any damage to you oh nice yeah I
did wow I'm not surprised she missed I'm not either run delicious delicious there we go baby laugh if be missed also yeah you probably would basic poison let's give that to hysteron I guess there's a Morning Star if you but I think the we're you have good timing never been much of a fighter so wrestling a bug bear would have gone poorly but you're not here for are you aes's stench is all over your skin let me guess your devil mistress sent you to get her soul coin back but too bad I earned it fair and square I literally have no idea what we were talking
about why thank you dread Slayer of bug Bears great you shall live forever in my memory that's what I wanted now take my guards back to that pouting Ires and leave me alone a coin or death or death now so then our interests barely intersect I'm sure there are other bug Bears to kill best of luck finding them you telling me there is more telescope I'm looking through iter through the telescope I am barely talling God oh I have I didn't even know about that I don't think I've ever I'm just looking at it like huh cool imagine like you mind if I look through this and it's just a dragon you're like you know what never mind cuz it was just blurry for you right I didn't look through it oh okay yeah so I click it and it's just like blurry so you just like slightly see a dragon you see a red dragon tyrannical greedy and vain they hunt Without Pity uh it moved to the left didn't it it was FL telescope points to the
left the telescope points Straight Ahead all right then I guess back to the I guess to the right the telescope points to the right yeah didn't know you could even do this okay hey yeah we got to go to this place all right now let me try something neither seen nor
heard there we go nice what does she have that you want I I took her soul coin I'm I'm raising this I didn't even know when did you have that spell uh it was an amulet and it didn't work what lame crime's been committed and this guard decided to investigate inves you to be specific wait
why I'm investigating that same crime leave it to me okay plus two to deception not 20 baby God I've cred on both of my lies with him may have talked your way out of this one but there will be no Repeat Performance oh wow anyway uh Comm this guard decided toes I don't it's probably coming to me but oh no it's me is it the situation is quickly resolved clearly you're not the one responsible I even know why she's up here all right let's let's just [ __ ] okay there we go right oh maybe the I don't know let's get out of here okay I think there's I can't remember where it's at is it there's the the the beach that we can go to oh yeah it's back down towards the uh round area okay we got to fight the harpies and stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's back I walk by and step on the squirrel whoops we're here oh it's it's down here isn't it yeah yeah
okay I do wish I could understand you my very first playthrough I played a ranger um and animal speaking is is fun a you getting some getting some fish for me oh you're talking this way not the other way oh I thought it was this way no there's another way that takes you the other like it takes you down the back side there's a bunch of harpies you figh oh okay then that's what I was talking about yeah that's the I wonder is there anything over here I don't know I don't think I've ever came over here yeah I don't think so either well while I'm over here doesn't look like
can I walk no yeah they don't really I don't think so just going around the okay yeah I I don't think there's anything over this way but that' be cool if there
was right let's go deal with those harpies harpies H H Flo of harp oh it's saving I was like what what's happening yeah I was like okay I've never learned to converse with kind that's right actually hold on I'm going head up here this is another area I was wanting to head to cuz I want to hear this girl's shitty song no it's actually good cuz she's also so
hot so the one evil run I did I R up here and smash guitar hilarious and it's like her mentor's guitar that she gave to her before she was killed change no damn
it there's no singing voice I could save those lyrics no I'm moments away from a Grizzly death at the hands of this bloody song I Can't nothing fit you know I can
fit violence doesn't fix everything you know music can help in ways a silly blade can't yeah let's go to uh let's go tell that to the your friends that were slaughtered at the gate the people I we lost on the way here it's important yeah see snatch the loot out of her hands and smash it
smashing on the ground it can't hurt oh God this going to be so funny I have an extra loot if you want hand me that loot I'll start from the beginning we'll take it slow we're all back here like does he even know how to play Loot I'm holding it upside down and backwards steal it put put it in your
back he's rocking like he's like interesting like oh yeah try again oh I was hoping to was harder that's so good look um I really appreciate the help but I think I should continue on my own thanks anyway no this was a lesson in oh she gave it to me oh nice it was a lesson to show that music isn't doing [ __ ] are you going to try now yeah yeah sounded like a cat being strangled God damn it no I'm moments away from a Grizzly death at the hands of this bloody song I can't it can't hurt what do you have in mind it refers to a night on the road with my teacher the Hara I was fast asleep when I heard a noise it was her gurgling in her own blood speaking of it now my heart hurts and my words just seem to crumble like ash I just realized she's wearing like a Jester outfit yeah she is as that's
perfect mhm mhm point to the loot give that to me that's awful words of I'm wondering if the voice actor actually was singing this sounds like it sounds pretty close yes yes nice my guy just stands up and tries to play Background dink dink she like hey this is a moment for me back up this almost sounds like G I don't know why but just our characters there just are awkward I know I'm like standing with my hands on my hip like yeah yeah Shad Hearts just in the like slow lightly in the background like like swaying
yeah well my first play through remember ran into this area so nice this is something this is two things new for me which is really cool because that just shows how great Boulders Gate 3 is yeah this a great game I just can't wa for you to get into area you're just like I've never even attempted this area yeah they all just sto doing this stuff like you know what yeah that's how we the ritual is by having her sing they're like you know what are we doing I guess what else are you supposed to do if someone just like abruptly broke out the song walk away take their Loot and break
it cover this is just dragging on though yay I man that's a pretty aible clap with those gloves on well would you look at this Grove so lovely so grov likee thanks that's the first time I've played since leala died who my teacher oh okay thank you my teacher she was playing her loot oh hello dog we didn't hear the nose coming there was so much blood oh wow I can still smell it uh toughen up no yeah she'd yell at me for that clunky verse and make me plate and my fingers were raw oh never mind sounds like she sucks finish the Weeping Dawn for her I have a long way to go but thank you I needed this and with that I think that's a good place to stop and on a nice positive note I don't even know how long this this uh video is but oh I think you have oh you have speak with the dead on you I
thought she gave you a select inspiration or something but uh but yeah that's that's this episode for balers gate and I mean I'd like to say well shut up yeah shut up I'm talking here um I hope you're enjoying sck around for the rest of the series like comment share and subscribe and have a wonderful whatever time of day it is for you hey everyone thank you for watching and I really hope that you enjoyed the video if you would like to see more of my content go ahead and click that subscribe button and the bell to be notified whenever I upload any new content if you feel like supporting the channel you can go ahead and click that patreon link to be taken to my patreon and any help is truly appreciated other than that stick around for any any other run throughs or reviews or cool top 10 or whatever I feel like putting on other than that like comment share and subscribe and have a wonderful whatever time of day it is for you