Baldur's Gate 3: It's Goblin Time {Part 5}
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some viewers may find the following video disturbing viewer discretion is advised hey everyone welcome back to board games unlocked in daile and our continuing balers Gate 3 we're uh we're we're hurting hurting pretty bad I mean I'd probably say now's a good time for a long rest surrounded by all of these dead bodies yeah which forgot do we forgot also want to do we also want to swap out uh someone and bring in uh myel uh no I actually think this it's kind of frustrating by having the person to lockpick and heal is is pretty solid in terms of characters uh I don't really like them as much but also liel is kind of cringe oh very cringe I remember like if you romance her I remember one time I was walking around funny enough The Grove and I accidentally misclicked on her and she's like it was after we had had sex and she was she literally said I'm surprised you can walk after I drained you last night and I'm like what is this dialogue like God this is hot I need to nut pausing the video and and I will be back yeah oh cool well here we are what did you I'm I'm following you okay we're in the
forest oh yeah this area did you follow me I I am I just know I just know where it pops out at gotcha all right long rest baby yes are to are there oh man yeah everyone wants to talk to us yeah I know I see that um it's quite a sign I want to talk to the Stars Mr Withers over here first I could take or leave your chin you want me to wait for you yeah okay oh hello been thinking your face is absolutely [ __ ] yeah he's he went down like four times he is [ __ ] I need I need to go to bed little adventure of ours be
over probably a pity a great pity you're quite the Ally after all traversing a verus surviving the crash surviving everything that's follow I'm impress my people but you're stronger than I gave you credit I'm literally an orc I'm literally a God you're too close true I am pretty impressive man you trying to seduce him yeah I'm not uh it's just every single character is horny it's like can I work for it a little bit instead of them just being like anyway can I just suck your balls out your ass H I wish put a vacuum cleaner in my bottle my BS out I just need to get some air clear my head just need to get I'll see you later I'm sure sleep tight I couldn't tell if that was right or not liel baby a fine evening don't you think the Moonlight shines warmly on us the breeze caresses our faces is hideous all of it it is pretty hideous would that I were doing battle up there among the
tears you went to do battle up where look above watch the moon cross the sky the tears follow behind it Rocky bodies tumbling through the sea of night one of them is my crash C
do you think me so sheltered my entire clutch battled beholders deep within the eye of the sky we infiltrated an Yogi spell Jammer and laid waste to its crew yeah babies can do that span tal Sky RK there is more to this realm than this grassy Pebble but enough of this you are wasting your resting time come Dawn we resume our search for a crash wait who [ __ ] decided we were going to do that huh yeah um all right I'm talking to Withers all right oh not this one nor this one and this one less wory still I riddle thee not I speak only what requires telling he just looks like a [ __ ] [ __ ] up there exist an amalgamation of looks like a ghoul from Fallout 4 by the treacherous Cult of the absolute Fel in it name they bear great I didn't understand a word of that sorry guys Zed out uh what what for a mere pittance of coin I might summon the worthiest among them to lend Aid to thy undertaking okay can I get a level 20
character all right cool we now can have underlings oh okay I did not know that was a thing yeah basically you get it's just like an extra person to help you fight all right Shadow heart comes to chat uh okay leader I don't know about that the sooner we find the Druid hous in the better I can't wait to get rid of this thing in my head I'm [ __ ] be in your head anyway uh you know this could be our last night together I had thought of that what do you have in mind well let me get my step stool and no on the right height that's true uh how about a few songs around the fire no game that sounds interesting but on second thought I'm quite tired perhaps something El will come to you before we part ways rest well oh my bad I guess thought a nice communal song I thought all of us hanging out together would be oh wow fallen tree I'm sitting on it dude we are are you yeah was just sit on the tree uh let's see can you sit with me yeah hold on let me inventory yeah oh hello this is nice this is where we should end our thing every time
that's true kiss all right guys we'll be back later look at me I have [ __ ] a stinky fart flying around me yeah you do okay so I wonder why like I can't talk to her just talk later like it's because you already did talk to her that and I think it let me see if I can talk to her again let's have a look I suppose you've never noticed I'm not terribly see I can talk to her again interesting I think it's because she's my partner like I guess so yeah it's hardly an irrational fear to Harbor don't be surprised if I'm reluctant to face anymore yeah well here's the thing uh they're just dogs with no table manners really no [ __ ] game well thank you well you're you might be scared of me cuz I'm an alpha wolf over here I'm a [ __ ] alpha wolf that orc over there beta hard beta oh my let me go get my samurai sword and Fedora all right so let me yeah so let's let's let me try something so what if like what if we did this and then I went to oops how do I Jesus Christ you're staring at
me again okay so now you you want yeah I can walk up and talk to a Stant just okay cool yeah so it's just because we are all hooked up together there we go all right so let me try and talk to her I suppose you've noticed she want to tell everyone about the wolves predators with fangs like daggers did anyone else notice I'm scared of w is like is that your personalised if scar wolves did you know that you can tell that to the next one we cross paths with then provided it doesn't tear your throat out first H we've been through quite a lot with likely more to come care to narrow it down a little
um you're not the kind of company I'd keep willingly oh that's right I forgot you're super racist consider yeah she is and I haven't forgotten that you saved my life aboard the nautiloid perhaps I'll be able to return the favor at some point can you lick my
fangs I don't know if I want to romance anyone anyway we'll just be socially awkward uh who oops I made I clicked the wrong button and live Z is not mad at me she's mad at you yeah that's funny all right I just want to make sure so that seems to be oh no not yet oh there we go I gave uh um there we go uh Auto Select sure full rest baby oh that's right this is where Starion sneaks off to take a [ __ ] oh please I don't want them to hear me it's so embarrassing he's walking so [ __ ] slow I know I'm pretty sure he could have just gotten up and walked away no one would think otherwise oh yeah he has to take a piss the bathroom I'll see you later man now we can leave camp now we can leave Camp how do we leave there we go fire that's what I was doing okay so what do we got we're in the bushes yes so we need to go west oh yeah dude go to the [ __ ] town well actually there's something along the way that we have to get well
actually first there's what's this dude's dumbass name people up ahead something's wrong do his name like oh this guy yeah you can't die please stay with us I hate this guy I don't think he's conscious can you hear us Ed you not a step closer I'll do what I want a strange symbol glows marked on their flesh and something within you stirs in
response he might be whoa he might be a bandit I'm I could be both I could be a Shyer the injured man locks eyes with you a familiar squirming churns in your head owie your minds intertwin you see his siblings andri and Brena new recruits yours to shepher oh yeah I'm just [ __ ] standing here why don't I [ __ ] zoom in see what you're actually doing okay you could also click on the uh ear next to me yeah that's what I'm saying like I I was just sitting there like looking around everything else I was like oh wait I can just click on the ear and see exactly what you're doing there was nothing I could have done please oh no no no he dies no matter what I know I know that's it was me role playing oh you're role playing sorry I know you're unfamiliar with the concept but I'm very somewhat familiar us we were reporting to edn uh yes I don't know any Druids I don't believe you w that you oh I guess that so quick we know that all too well sir but o sir I like the name I like the sound of that we're looking for fugitives survivors from that ship that crashed
farther away here oh yeah I don't know anything about that oh wow man uh how old are you cuz that hair says that you're like [ __ ] 50 oh see and that's where you [ __ ]
up all right that was it the [ __ ] the star you didn't hook up to aaran damn it oh asterion come on not now he's like way back here hey What's happen I hear all my friends fighting but I'm too dumb to move you should search that corpse oh okay oh cool yeah let me do that in the middle of the [ __ ]
fight time for a new there we go oh did she hide yeah she's over here in the corner oh okay there she is you got her nope what' I do that for God damn it who's saying Help oh I'm
incapacitated there we go yay oh I'm I'm still incapacitated now I'm not yeah it should undo itself yeah yeah strange poweres within the corpse it calls to you ah doing I'm doing my mind reading oh yeah you do that oh your limbs move there something of value something mind craves why let its hosts memories go to waste the tadpole has absorbed it all its experience could nourish you strengthen you oh yeah do we want to go into the Tad tadpole business or do we want to avoid it I think we I think we good good boys I yeah I mean we I think we should definitely skip it okay I mean my personal my personal uh I know you get like a a breaks of deceased your mind is your own again I know you get like um abilities and stuff oh I forgot I had green tint in my hair God I look so badass there we go a what a dumb [ __ ]
D hey 30 when the [ __ ] are we going to level I was wondering the same thing sorry we're like halfway oh my God are we yeah how do you find that out 300 uh go to the uh the school this is party oh man yeah I'm at 764 no we only need 300 left yeah oh no remaining experience needed to G oh yeah a thousand okay I thought that's how much we needed to have to hit the next level no no that's much we need we're like barely at okay why is yeah forg if you go to this view you can see everyone's underwear okay can't remember if that does anything I can't Yu search them okay yeah I did they literally had like one vile of acid and their swords Edwin uh the fat the fat hobbit had a he had um yep he had a bunch of food on him oh okay so first things first where is it I think it's up here don't go I mean I guess you can go wherever you want but no if you if you talk to the dog before me I will cut your head off okay okay I I will I I will kill you I push you go
off the dog hold on wait let me try something hold on oh my God don't do it running away no oh you did 10 damage to me and I can't move there we go oh man scratch we're like race like racing to get to the dog I'm just like throw you off it'd be really sad if I just kill the dog while you're sitting oh my God that'd be messed up I'm going be so sad I mean it would be so what the hell just happened
uh what is going on did your screen also go black my screen didn't go black but my screen froze oh mine did too do like oh there we go why am I talking to the dog now I don't know I I literally just walked up what the [ __ ] oh I guess reach out to pet him I don't even know if I have anything for animal handling anyway yeah I don't intimidation okay uh Shadow heart where you at there you go guidance okay that 20 okay dirty no it would say critical success the dog lowers his hackles it's a tilted inquisi bigest skank you've ever met 20 attention back to the corpse a m ERS nervously as if to urge you on yeah me that's what my dogs were just doing a I'm so sad I don't know why it cut me out I I literally just walked up uh leave him in his Sorrows I wonder if you can talk like ra talk to the owner he does not oh yeah and see if he can do anything uh hold out your hand so you can follow descent to the camp yay the dog sniffs your hand his tail
swung low in understanding he knows how to find you okay all right well I'm here I guess watches the corpse a quiet wine escaping with every breath the dog whimpers nervously as if to urge you on the dog looks at his owner with sad eyes the dog sniffs your hand all right well I got to do the same thing any know it did the work yeah it did I need to okay um what's your profession where you from what happened to you yeah what
happened uh where are you in the forest yeah that's I guess so let us delivery to delivery g b g what does he sound [ __ ] Asian oh he does
yeah oh that that's why during this game you don't get any Carri that have messages for you he's dead he's the he's the only
one oh yeah bunch of letters tough lettera soft lettera personal letter red apples coin and leather boots okay hold on let me check something because options there's one where it's like I thought we immediately went to whoever was EES drop yeah allows you to automatically listen on other people's dialogue scenes when possible okay yeah all right so that we got scratch which is a necessity uh you have to do it otherwise your your playthrough is invalid no matter how awful you are during your playthrough you're nice to the dog yes if anyone like kills a dog in their playthrough they need to be investigated what did you just perceive on the AL bear oh that's right do you want me to give you a healing potion since I threw you off the edge yeah that'd be great well no you got to pet the dog first so I think that's Justified okay okay you stole my scene from me I stole the scene where are you are you not I didn't go in I was still out there oh the entrance to the cave any eviscerated Goblin smells like
dick oh well all of us istin nice you guys all failed I'm I mean there's no way I'm passing didn't even let me try there's Magic this chest sealed I can feel my Arcana success was like the most obvious [ __ ] forgot how you get this open I thought there was something over here okay so still I still think this the laziest like text I thought there was something over here I guess not I do have or someone does I have a key but it's not for this no um is it a Starion is it you I guess I can't see your stuff don't you have a potion of animal speaking yes I do I guess you I think I have two of them so I'm going to go the other way um but if you want to try if you want to talk to maybe the AL bear or give me a potion maybe I can intimidate her yeah here you will split it and we'll just see how that goes did you send it yeah things
interesting let's see all right another step forward okay you feel the Quake of its heavy footsteps before you see it uhoh an ow bear it be face that's such a cool like comination like Al bears are badass yeah I like Al Bears something weak something tender I'm not weak won't even have to chew you before I feed you to my son soft
meat sorry wrong cave it's a splinter I've got a bigger threats than you with worse I can I can take it out oh no yeah Berserker intimidation bring it on nice Brave stupid but Brave and I'm too tired to deal with brave you can go but you make one step and I'll rip you to shreds so now I'm curious if we can walk over there and get the EG uh it's um I don't know but I know in because it's in my inventory I have the shaft of a broken spear that's the the other half that's in her and I think you can mend it yeah you can I don't know how to do that I think we do we have to kill her I think we do unfortunately I don't remember what that egg does though the albear egg you can I think you can sell it oh what well she did say one wrong move God damn it I I took like two steps over okay um Shadows
take that ghost okay important I kill a baby no I know if you leave it alone um we find it later yeah Swift as my feet can carry oh my God you're [ __ ] frenzy you're you're so cool God I know hey oh don't don't attack this yet don't attack just
yet there now you should have I I well I would except I don't have enough movement what the Yeah it's [ __ ] stupid okay I guess I'll do in my [ __ ] turn and just be a dumb be piece of [ __ ]
ah see we're uh both challenging each other I'm [ __ ] okay well I save to some multi attack I like that I'm [ __ ] um I'll let you hit him first you can also swap back to you instead of a Starion by click on your by clicking on your face see this is where you [ __ ] up frenzy strike baby looks from you to his death oh my God I feel so I feel so bad hry a single strike will end his hungry food you watch speechless as the CB to eat his mother yeah the C has a fighting chance now that or we've just prolonged its misery have to keep going there you go an these are supposed the oak feathers fathers Embrace Undead creatures that hit the wear receive one to six radiant damage bears that hit the wear deal an additional Beast that hit the wear deal an additional one to six radiant damage uh do either of you want that uh 13 AC be good
for uh it' be good for her Shadow heart okay yeah just sent I should speak up okay I'm going to talk to the AL bear obvious to your presence the Cub continues to Gorge himself on his dead mother uh-huh well gross yeah you can't talk to the El Bear yeah I know it gets uh captured I think by the um the ains yeah the the the old the old bins the BS hey is there anything up there H yeah there is oh did not know I do like absolutely love this game but like I do wish there was oh there we go oh you still have my shovel don't you no I give it back to you oh okay I'm gonna take it again though gotcha just so I can do it yeah that makes sense you do wish why that like parts of the game like kind of like Shuffle like I knew there was something up here like that'd be cool if I came up here and there wasn't anything up here this time or like it's in a different area kind of thing uh yeah but I feel like that could be really annoying if you're like wow I'd like this you know very useful it right now yeah but I don't know where it's at but I mean like in I'd much rather have
like the changes be uh like narrative decisions and stuff versus you know procedurally generated stuff yeah it'll be like normal d and d and stuff actually gets changed around ever so often I mean regular D andd is whatever the DM decides to put in front of you I mean technically well this game should have a D yeah uh I know like everyone cuz Elon is such a piece of [ __ ] uh he was like he hates that D and D is woke because again he's like this [ __ ] virgin piece of [ __ ] and he's like how much is Hasbro so he can buy d and d and can't and do away with the wokeness but it's like uh D and D you don't have to do anything the book says so I don't know it's like the most Petty [ __ ] thing ever that would just cause him to lose lose so much money yeah that's crazy that someone's just like oh I'll just buy it so I can make it better or make make it to where I want it yeah and then no one would play it people would move to Pathfinder or they'd move to uh critical ruls new new system yeah uh starfinder changeling literally the thousands of tabletop RPGs that exist it's not just because like oh it's cuz it's woke that's just what a lot of the people who want like play the game that's what they resonate with so that's what they want to play well that's the thing is he
would alienate the entire fan base oh yeah um where do we need to go uh this technically this direction I don't even know what the other way where that is uh if I remember correctly if we went back that way pretty much takes us back to the top okay of where we met the oh yeah that's true here's oh yeah the adventurers thought you was busy with a f bloods in alon's Grove dude I'm gonna [ __ ] I left as quickly as I could I don't waste my time with devil spawn bet you will too just like my mates here did contract cleverly left out we'd be it's deep in these boogers it's deep looks like you're expected that much gold for some long lost Relic buried in the ass end of nowhere 5,000 gold I should have known the gold probably turns to lead the moment you leave Boulder's Gates stupid thing to die for let's say I want that gold it's called the night Z supposed to be hidden under the temple where the Goblins jumped us I give you a map of the temple and wish you a happy funeral but my mate Brian kept old of it like his own
soer goblins made short of the fat old chunk all I've got is the contract can show you where we turn back if you feel like dying okay I mean sure thanks I'll take it yeah don't thank me I'll be well on my way to Boulder's Gate when you die well I actually almost died at the grow from some lady with a stick happy a dumb smile wasting time keep your hands to yourself oh my bad oh were you trying to yeah I was going to lose his body but then he was like I'm watching you you know that it being red is not a good thing right yeah hey found a goblin drawing Scrolls drawn in a thick charcoal lined upon animal skin this childlike portrait depicts three stick figures a goblin with Sparks in its hands a square humanoid figure which seems to be an elf each of them wearing a simple Crown okay nice don't need broken loot or anything um okay so all so you're going across did you send me did you send me my shovel back oh no gra it I believe there you go thank you there is a dirt Mount down here there is
two I'm literally just picking up all this stuff that's down berry bush some berries some berries is it over here and creamies and okay um I don't know if we can go under here is this the waterfall that we also needed no no the waterfall is back the it's on the other side of the town the Goblin Town yeah okay damn could have sworn there was a oh there it is baby
oh nice Fleet fingers running jump once per turn after the we it dashes or takes a similar action they can jump without using a bonus action nice also I'm going send you an arrow of Darkness or I'mma put that on a ston cuz yeah cuz you're a wizard not an Archer yeah but like it's good to go through like we he he can have that obviously but it's good for uh me to have at least something extra okay until my uh until we start hitting level five because then that's when my can trips start doing at least some sort of damage gotcha okay I'm gonna send holy water to Shadow heart I sent you an arrow of lightning and um can I split those oh split item yes okay so I'm sending you a potion healing potion and then I don't know do I have any gloves on I do not sweet Fleet fingers yeah in case I need to dash then I can do a jump afterwards that's that's pretty cool all right there's so many areas that we can go yes I think you were right going right would take us back so we do need to go I can either keep going down or what are you doing do um oh I was just waiting back up here I didn't know if you're going to come back this way or not I can um um well so if we go through
this front gate right here it's a Ambush yeah we can go around where I'm going we can go around I don't know how I gain 60 XP but I'll take it oh there's a collapsed burrow oh never mind there's nothing in it oh you can't climb in oh okay n it was just a look it's broken kind of thing that was it that's actually something because I've also never played with a short character that there's nothing in there really yeah I know there was nothing in it was kind of sad that was another thing that's one of the main reasons why I want to play as a small character hello and welcome to B rot now kindly giz all your stuff as the symbol glows I just punch him in the face I'm sorry you want to repeat yourself yeah I'mma scream at him and fail I think I have inspiration oh I don't oh yes I do I'm not failing this you barely pass on you hey God jeez all right man our crowd own this town we can take you any time we want okay at least it's nice that my um there's another coll sweethearts oh nice nope nothing
weird all right so can we just walk in out wild yes cool but I do think there are some places that are some people that would be like hey [ __ ] and try to fight you yeah like ORS I'm going to go talk to yeah you talk about them yeah yeah they're my kind or kind of kind of my kind going to be my buddies taste like chicken no chicken tlog face they sound like the gentleman trolls from the hobit this quarrel SS our face that's cool I was going to go through and say they found like the uh por giant poop from uh conquer B for brothers look here I have eyed yet another prize actually Fortune are the same guy it's like I'm a half or stranger I look nothing like them or food like Lark is her measure show us the brand of the absolute God I hope I I'll be so sad if I fail oh P okay thank God food no all I do is go around and
yell at people digestion I fear perhaps friend everyone just is like never mind yeah I mean you'd probably be startled if you went to talk to someone they just screamed at you oh yeah I would it be like okay man what the [ __ ] whatever man okay oh they're ogres that's why it's cuz they're not Orcs fertile friend and this land proves particularly
fruitful am I not astonishing a robust diet makes for a shrewd mind you see I am a gorant and you a delicacy unless you bear the mark of
course of no use for the absolute or any God I follow two masters only gluttony and greed nice the Goblins understand my appetites they save my Hunger for gold and the rest save my Hunger for meat boss Goblin give gold we check brand good deal no talk Cav the skull in yeah I am by all accounts a student of higher Commerce and extortion I can tell make me an offer tempt me who yeah oh dear God oh [ __ ] dude okay no [ __ ] oh man maybe if I had guidance yeah W suggestions oh that sucks I only get one chance you may make yourself stringy oh but you do love to tease that sucks let's see if I can do
it damn something over there Temptation Knocks am I not astonishing a robust diet makes for a shrewd mind you see I am a gorant and you a delicacy you can skip all this CU they've already said it okay um of no use for the absolute or the goblin and the rest make me an offer okay what I can't what the [ __ ] that sucks all right uh just want to kill him but you do love to te um what level are they four two of them we probably get yeah we probably get crushed I'd leave them alone yeah damn we we can go through and crack the support beam and drop a bunch of their HP oh okay do that just got a I think that's what that is yeah didn't really take out any of their HP cool I've done it before where a
bunch of their HP is getting dropped from it o uh okay um well thanks for that yep mhm that's hope we don't [ __ ] die uh all right oh God did it really did they like Dodge it or something uh they they did make saves that's what it was [ __ ]
dude I guess I'm done oh it's cuz I attacked the uh support beam stay dude I'm [ __ ]
yep uh yep that's it that's all I wait why was that all I got to do oh it's cuz I did already did my main action God her healing is starting to become ass well that's also that was a uh healing word so oh okay uh which one you going to attack um probably probably chalk okay if I don't die before then a god of course of course you would [ __ ] miss being right up close to him yeah she's pretty she's pretty trash he can do blur oh what makes him harder to yeah yeah oh hey the acid stopped him oh lucky
me nice um can I Dash actually I think do the same thing no go okay I'm going to try and get up above think I'm too far away yeah why oh they're a God I need yeah and I go be after like all of
them we've only done oh no lump and chalk have been hit okay oh okay Le I'm frenzy okay could could be worse could be worse cleave all of them Reckless attack nice dealt like oh it's fire damage okay frenzy strike there we go all right need her healing yeah I'm going to
it's like fine you don't want to work for us then uh we'll kill you I have had it to where I got him to fight for me and you can summon and I summon them in the goblin Camp yeah you can summon them randomly for other yeah I assume just whenever woo SE H wait yeah how did I not get a uh attack of opportunity against him that provokes opportunity attack okay uh he's at what
23 you can't kill him okay well I got a Starion up top so o here I do have an opportunity I could kill him this that disadvantage what are you trying to do uh there's going to be a spell but it's at disadvantage just how close he is to me gotcha can you not disengage oh but if you Mo that it'll probably kill you yeah well if I disengage that's my action is not a bonus action oh no you're right no a St on all right well let's try it oh so [ __ ] close maybe he'll miss yeah hope so [ __ ] hopeful yeah let's stop okay oh no you're adding a goblin oh wait what happened a goblin got added in is that crit on me
frus attack of opportunity jeez okay well I guess oh I see she [ __ ] sucks take God oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] you two to shove dang it guess I'll do a frenzy strike okay at least I did
something still in that acid too which sucks yeah I know what the [ __ ] why okay whatever I mean what do you expect big po well he hit me with an acid Arrow up front why didn't I get a provoke an opportunity attack yeah
I don't know I I don't really understand why the uh let's have a little fun um why the attacks of opportunity haven't been doing anything oh you're about to die die okay she's healing you yeah
and then frenzy strike there we go nice we do have a goblin out here yeah they didn't have anything on them what's hiding I be he did scroll of blur lumps warhorn well doesn't matter now cuz we killed him I know
yeah maybe we can sell it summons more wait a minute like glitches more come in resummon him we have to kill them that'd be so dumb he's like I'll help you guys wait a minute uhoh
delicious there we go man yeah getting Aion on The High Ground is uh pretty nice uh I'm hitting the short rest by the way hold on hold on uh for the record though what's your intelligence I don't [ __ ] know I do have a warped headband of intellect that's the wearer's intelligence score to 17 uh I think I am out of 17 actually my intelligence is eight that would make put me so now I have a 17 intelligence uh yeah mine is 17 okay well I guess I'll wear it yeah oh my God I understand why' you guys let me walk around like this yeah all right or I become so smart I become depressed oh my God it was so much better being dumb are you I thought are you not hitting the short rest oh yeah sorry I was doing something that can't that oh my [ __ ] god did you also just hit it yeah okay new rule only one of us does it yep the whoever's the first person to say let's do short rest the other person does not touch it yeah unless stated by the other person okay cool um an over of M the well looks un this hey investigation wait what why is it still saying negative one I think that's a glitch put it on oh my
okay that's giving me plus4 okay the in oh my intelligence my actual skill is I don't know okay didn't [ __ ] matter anyway world of two Dry St I'm like hm yep seems like a well impenetrable the coin disappears into the well after a moment you hear a soft clink not a splash excuse me all right I'm climbing down not touch theb oh God I forgot about
this I forgot this is where the uh spiders were I'm coming back up all right you went down the well yeah the F spiders [ __ ] suck man combine
with there we go boom baby the vision vision of the absolute okay so this is the spear that I was talking about has has it's a 4 to 11 damage absolute Knight blind targets that fail a dexterity saving throw um deals an additional 2 to 12 piercing damage to certain creatures that sport multiple set of eyes so it seems like it's really good against spiders yeah yeah I'm going send that to Shadow heart um I have a yeah he's com upstairs um I have a haste helmet at the start of the combat at the start of the combat round the wear gains three movement or gains move gains movement for three turns sorry I just can't [ __ ] read um I was get to a ston mhm no he looks ridiculous yeah wasn't there a way oh yeah we can yeah you should be able to cck show helmet like you hover over yeah yeah [ __ ] stupid and nope I want to keep I want everyone to know that the only reason I'm smart is because of my headband is because of your headband yeah all right well now so Shadow heart has that spear that if we want to go fight the spiders we
can how much farther can I go I say we take care of the at least the top of this area and then do that this guy I mean like everything up here we can either kill everyone or just and a little bird stop this thing flat those wings some more and I'll feed you a worm and you what kind of fruity headband is that oh wow make in front of you what bloody look like we're teaching this okay do you guys just all have shortman syndrome yeah that's what Goin are dude you want this little cave lurking W it find your own he's ours as the symbol glows power courses through you every time I see that symbol it just means I have to punch him in the face okay half or intimidation I'm not even going to say anything just going to barely make it they're like flare as if trying to judge you through smell alone we're leaving yeah that's what I thought gnome Ain we supposed to bring
him I said we're leaving we to get out of here and Rich picking out there for us move it turns out you get a lot done with um dude stop with uh just being intimidating yeah right just being a complete tool uh do you know how to turn this thing off I do okay don't press the wrong button it's funny if you do daddy daddy you're going to knock [ __ ] CS over it's the release break L right yeah the release break oh my God it spun it got
faster well you know I think that's um a good good spot to end this were you being serious I thought that was it oh my God no why do you think he flew off I thought that was actually I've never actually I knew where it was I didn't know uh oh yeah no it's the [ __ ] break well and on that note I'm going to call it here uh I hope you enjoyed stick around for the rest of the series other than that like comment share and subscribe and have a wonderful whatever time of day it is for you bye guys hey everyone thank you for watching and I really hope that you enjoyed the video if you would like to see more of my content go ahead and click that subscribe button and the bell to be notified whenever I upload any new content if you feel like supporting the channel you can go ahead and click that patreon link to be taken to my patreon and any help is truly appreciated other than that stick around for any any other run throughs or reviews or cool top 10 or whatever I feel like putting on other than that like comment share and subscribe and have a wonderful whatever time of day it is for you