Baldur's Gate 3: Goblins No More {Part 12}
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some viewers may find the following video disturbing viewer discretion is advised hey everyone welcome back to board games unlocked and bail and are continuing balder's gate God I should say that it's like you know what there's no really it's obviously we're continuing because there's so much to this game yeah but goes back and forth like it's like God damn it [ __ ] this game like then I think about it cuz like I've played farther than this than this area and I'm like uh we're full health and everything yes I was trying to leave um but for some reason just gives me option to end the day um I have option to leave Camp is is it in your go to your like little campfire on the side if you click camp and resting menu click it and then where you do your short rest yeah it says waiting for other players what am I waiting on I don't know I have nothing on my screen what the Jesus Christ [ __ ] Boulders gate here let's try this leave Camp I left Camp yep no I gotta wait on all the other players which is you oh and okay cool now you good let's see leave Camp um um there's a goblin over here just some dude cowering he's like oh please he's just sitting here where Warrior
plague oh my pig plague oh hey yeah what's up man what in this chest steal something or all right the bollocks will you I'm itching to throw someone in the brick it'll be fun I promise okay we we've massacred um your entire your entire you know what I was B ready to switch to carlac and do the exact same thing anyway that's enough of that hey farewell green and dundy oh wow uh no IDE yep and some money the uh dye doesn't really do anything unless you want to dye your clothes yeah that's all it is well I mean I figured that much but I don't even know how to yeah I don't remember how to do fine um and we'll combine it with that heard someone else talking is there another [ __ ] go oh wow I just found like three Scrolls that's pretty cool okay that's a it doesn't look too bad actually I lie the more I look at it the more I hate it well it is what it is and now I'm I'm rocking that's why that's why we are I was thinking we were in the bottom area um after killing the orc lady we're getting ready to rescue uh house in oh okay cool I walked at why does it look
like you're naked that coloring is awful yeah it's like green and gold so I'm just representing my College alumni dude you're it almost looks like you're uh naked like between all those you wish I was uh let's add those mods yeah we're just our penies are out which I mean that's not even mod we can just yeah that's just that's just nor man okay so I think we can talk to people and not yeah they've they gave up their options of talking whenever they wouldn't let me walk past oh yeah that is also true so more XP oh they don't like me for assault that like how they just said watch it you're getting off lightly oh you're talking to someone attack oh there it is sneake attack this guy right in the face oh man this is going to be good okay oh no didn't do what I wanted to do okay um option two there it is and then I'm going to hide I'm not going to hide damn I killed all those kids nice what' you use uh shatter nice oh there's someone still alive over
here oh no not tail and fur oh they're trying to attack the the gate okay the gate to open it yeah yeah um we're going to have her go this way uh but your still
alive going to get ready for him yeah okay and watch this guy oh okay all right I like how we just side he just side stepped around you to ignore you but didn't want to leave your area that's yeah that's true he um very well very well all right I do like that car only took one point of damage from all that ah kill the bear you know what I kind of I think I went to sleep with this bear you can no yeah totally do it dude yeah I don't see the problem here this is car or this is hson isn't it yeah it is let's kill him kill him kill him uh let's see we got to come over here and turn the lever on I was going to lockpick it and get an out one wow what a surprise what a surprise yeah oh there it is it's like I it's it's he also could have just flicked the Lether yeah well shut up I just don't understand this game has like a pattern of giving you the worst possible thing and it's like I guess I'll waste a roll and it's like yep over AI like over
success yeah there you go it's open like I'm sitting there like I'm like break the the lockpick and I'm like [ __ ] pull out another one there we go look over to my right and see the lever you know what I'm just going to jump in this fire yeah just open the pit and just put me inside there and just call it a day there we go do you think they're going to open it or you think they're going to attack it again oh they're just going to attack it again hey I'm glad you lockpick that well I mean she was supposed to go all right here is how much HP does have 26 all right here's what absolute power does
okay nice nice I love that I've also noticed that anytime it gives you the option to do reckless attack um you almost always miss when it's like hey do you want to do reckless attack it's like yeah I do and it's like you [ __ ] idiot just kidding there we go you don't get two attacks oh you do you just you missed the first one yeah I just missed the first one H you idiot you know I've never done this you came in here and saved him I've never I've never walked in here to save him huh that's pretty cool
hi there we go I was like I don't even know why I'm out here cuz I just killed the children and now I'm like you know what I'm done I didn't help with anything else I killed the children and called it a day who are quite far down the list you aided a bear without knowing if it would Savage you a true friend of nature or perhaps a lunatic do you like I ow thanks I am the Druid H me what you're talking about um no like he just like goes on this whole rant and I'm just like do you like my tiara oh um thought you like yeah look at my the first time I ever talked to Hon was after killing all the goblins and he just shows up at your Camp oh cool like I've never I didn't even I don't even know how we got here to be honest he came here with those group of people we saved at the very beginning who were trying to get into the Grove that's why the Grove people were mad they're like you just left him there you have one of them yeah there's nothing I can do blows your brains out ah you are healed my child Oak preserve looks looks at us who's ready in who's ready to who's ready to meet God something's different you're aware of the monster inside you you don't bow I have two
wolves inside of me they fight for dominancy how is that possible I don't know you weren't speaking lightly when you said you needed help let me tell you what I know I've been studying these parasites was speaking lightly about since I discovered these socalled true souls are infected with them someone is using very powerful magic to modify these tadpoles they're using them to exert control over the infected I'm sorry to say I can't undo that magic which means I can't cure you but that doesn't mean I can't help I didn't find what I came here for a way to remove the tadpoles but I found the next best thing I found out where they come from that must be where theed and it's where you'll find your cure okay so all of this was for nothing okay yeah this is actually the question I was just asking is like in DND D lore I wasn't sure how M if these these uh tadpoles are like actually from D and D um so I'm like I think they are because I was curious it's like okay how is this something that's modified for the game where it's like these are just unique Tad poles that no one can remove
just for a video game sake you know as the main plot yeah I'm I know I'm actually pretty sure in the D like actual D and D lure like it is a thing but like so the idea like the tadpoles are what like do that but like normally it does it instantly like it happens instant gotcha you put the T in and it instantly goes through your body that's why everyone's like oh you haven't turned yet why haven't you turned go beyond me it's either not of this world or so ancient as to be lost to even Nature's memory lost to M I overheard that the cultists are sending all of their captives to moonrise Towers Innocents go in true Souls come out given that all of these these true souls are infected it has to be the source for this magic if you want to find a cure you must head there and is that where the Contraptions are uh there's like a boss at the top of the tower right um wait yes now that the Goblin's leaders are dead I could join you help you find a cure I just need to make arrangements back at the Grove find me there if you wish oh right The Grove by the way some psychopath took over what comes next yeah everything got destroyed buic surroundings than here oh he turned into a rat I was like did he just die yeah he just dies and
runs off all right it turns into a rat and scurries away so he could have done that and left a long time ago that's true that's true did you just take these guys' clothes off me yeah no they were naked to begin with I didn't touch the children ra you expect me to believe that uh why are their pants down specifically the never mind okay never mind cool oh We rescued hon and now I guess we can go back to the Grove um oh hey there's oh you already went up there for the chest yeah there's a room up there but I didn't have a way to open the door think there's a key or something but I don't can it not be lockpick no it can't be it just oh yeah it can damn I'm just can't read okay well let's uh have good olderion go up there fail the first time and then succeed the second
time don't touch me don't touch me oh oh okay yeah I need a 15 so oh wow I succeeded the first time oh nice I got a plus 12 by the way on this we need to get more thieves tools I just don't ever want to have to run out I actually I have some on me why are you not sending them to a for okay dude I don't think there was anything in here oh wait there's a mysterious hole that's why like there's a mysterious protude fa Escape it seems H pull the body out o but first I'll suck on those toes the body comes loose revealing a tunnel perhaps you can escape where he failed I don't think I can fit through that a dude I bet I can still blocked but should be easy enough to clear oh maybe I attack it excuse me where the [ __ ] is this there we go nope I can oh this is stupid this is where what's her [ __ ] face was at no idea who yeah uh the [ __ ] dark elf lady oh Menara yeah Menara her oh she's on her stuff's on the other side of that wall oh yeah you're right all right let's go out the front door so we
have to fight everyone okay there is a troll there by the way I think two of them I think yeah well we have all of our health except for a few HP we got this all righty you walk out there die instantly I just get smashed by the troll first attack 55 damage i' I'd probably you know how those videos where it's like that guy who plays scary games and how quick he exits out yeah that would be me like that's like how fast I would just Yeehaw out of here you switch to like your camera view and it sees you getting up walking out of the room come back with your mace and just bre your computer yeah that would that probably be this game I a very LoveHate relationship with this game because I like everything about it except the the it feels like the the rigged
dice oh do they hate us hey guys hey watch this hold on let me I think let's see what's the biggest area I can hit that that is a hilarious they're all level two in one um but that is just so funny just that insane and oh my God that's hot all right there's a chunk of them gone
huh um okay I'm having carlac one yeah I think the the gurgen is probably where me and carlac will focus on he's slightly drunk I don't know what that means maybe he'll miss more maybe he'll come no he has whiskey dick okay yeah two Miss you're going to miss yep I knew it anytime I clicked no I CLI you click no okay I click no just so Ione to see what it would
do hey oh my man my my um initiative initiative is so bad however they're missing they are why wait this is good this is okay how come Aion hasn't gone I don't know why did why did they all go but then I is it because cuz yeah I I guess it doesn't really make a you may have walked out I think it's cuz maybe you walked out after me um okay where do I want to go is there a good spot for me to miss these um not enough space probably like probably like up here or up there that works too oh that's I was just pointing the opposite opposite one so that's great okay do not have Advantage I don't have advantage on any of these boys okay that's fine um I do like um so all those sleeping guys that uh we ran into at the very like beginning area or we uh that won't work what won't work I yeah I was curious why he said that won't work why why was it a female's voice go okay
yeah yeah oh yeah this guy's going to get it he's going to just he's lacerate 37 come on man 37 oh my God nice well I don't need to Cle what am I on meth dead oh man dude monster he doesn't even have anything on him that sounds right
I'm a run I'm I'm a I'm an animal he got added in now the [ __ ] oh cuz she's knocked down they're probably all going to Target her good she's getting ready to oh hey what's up dude oh that's a perfect crush the bag crush the B bag yeah you can CR my B bag dog all right come on Kyle all right not going to do that we are I think also a source of some of my frustration with this game is that I don't I don't know how much they're actually taking from DND and how much they're doing on their own like a good example is this initiative track up here like why did aeria not go but every all of these uh goblins went before go before yeah like yeah or stupid things like Darkness where it's like that Arrow of Darkness I shot why can't you throw things into it it's like is it a matter of because it's a video game it's just so showing a small portion but in like thematic reality it's like a massive area of Darkness you know I don't know oh man you know what I just thought of you're really G to get like upset and mad at the um we go to the Moon Moonlight Tower
I've I've been there in have you have have you beaten it though like have you okay so going if it's the if it's the same place that I'm thinking of um then yes I have well no that's the that's an act two so uh okay is act two whenever you cross the barge as well in the underdark does it ever say act two yes it specifically will tell you this is act two gotcha um yeah well there is a tower in the underdark that I've been to there is a tower in the underdark that is a uh different area
ah actually shoot this guy oh dang it you ass so do does aeria not get two attacks no unfortunately Rogues don't get two attacks unless you're is it the Assassin build no I don't think they get two attacks at all actually okay okay see this time it worked now I Aion got to go before yeah so I I think it's the uh it was like that it's like a surprise initiative I think that's the idea of what it was cuz you guys came in after me so like if you guys came in first it would have been that's hot that was hot isn't it dude yeah getting two attacks is turning me on oh and I get advantage sweet and let's do frenzy strike with advantage and just Massacre Bo 34 that's brutal yeah I I mean you know you've played board games video games and um D and D with me I never play barbarians no I'm having a good time I mean until I need to actually do ranged attacks and then it's like well guys what am I doing here yep why why am I here all right how much HP this guy have all right I should hopefully nice nice dude that guy's
fried yeah yeah the last time I Massacre the entire Goblin area I had the I summoned the trolls like I did the horn nice and then just watch them uh path is inup that's Carlock let's not shoot carlac okay how blow her up okay so now I don't remember where there we go oh is he still alive oh no he's not he's super dead yeah super uber dead oh sorry it's Carl AC I was not paying attention well carlac you can't hit him so we're just going to drop some of his a better than nothing it's okay he will is that the merchant uh yes it is you know what I was I I saw the slightly drunk thing and you know what it reminded me of do did you ever play Shadows of Mordor um I did yeah with the Nemesis system yeah yeah so like if you kill one one or if he kills you they yes or if they kill you they come back and get stronger or if you attack someone and they escape they like level up yeah yeah that was such a badass system that that's actually one of my favorite systems it's it's amazing and what's
really shitty is they made it proprietary so no one can ever use that really yep y That's why you haven't seen it in any game huh and it's like what a shame who what am I waiting on is it my turn yes oh okay the slightly drunk is uh a minus two um minus two on dexterity plus two on strength oh okay all right well let's uh search ooh Abyss beckoners oh well we don't do any hide armor plus two Gain up U let's send that to aerion ooh got got three Scrolls of revivify oh yeah that's good that is really
good send that to Aeron a dwarf's poem I don't know who you all look through does it show um might show if you do what is it alt is it control which one is it that you [ __ ] see everything oh it's uh alt yeah okay I'm see it it does say empty oh and a bunch of uh food for me more for
me I think there's still like those bug Bears I'm not going to grab all this food it's keep it keeps having me walk around there so much okay so where were those Scrolls split okay so I'm G send one to you are we keeping I'm going send two to you okay um and we can divide those out as we as we see fit but I'm thinking um I kind of want hon on our side like in our I was thinking that in our Squad I think he might be solid instead of Carlock M cuz we got to keep aan unfortunately he's so like preferably I I don't want aerion but he's so Universal like just good that it's hard stuff does get a Little Bit Stronger later in the game well I mean it's not even that it's more of the um like he his lockpicking is insane he's so Universal outside of combat and then whenever he is in combat if I can position him right then he one shots with the sneak attack so it's um yeah oh I think that's it did you look through this crude chest you did okay yeah I did nothing over here
for um no I W walked over there and checked there's nothing oh hey no liar there's thieves tools right there where on the wagon no quick oh yeah actually you now I'm like I swear it says it there we go into my pocket into my pocket let's he before we leave the uh uh whatever it's [ __ ] called The Grove yeah I want to [ __ ] dump a ton of [ __ ] junk into their [ __ ] so we can get all their money yeah yeah yeah I mean I'm assuming yeah yeah so we finally finished oh there's one Goblin right here where'd you go I just standing next to you you went into initiative yeah but I gotta oh God
oh you did you really waste an arrow yeah I was hoping to throw him off here I can just push him or I can try to yeah we got to get to him I don't think I have those boots so let me jump damn yep not enough movement mob dance maob did you get him yeah okay cool uh that's it though we can teleport out of here oh there's this wooden chest over here now I guess we didn't look in that earlier lock pick oh I have advant oh I have disadvantage interesting why why do I have disadvantage oh and that one uh no thieves oh I have no thie I'm exhausted is this yeah okay oh it's cuz I have H no hold on is it the armor oh he's not proficient with it that's why he's wearing just blue underwear where's his actual armor then oh there it is um anyway yeah armor it's only light armor is proficient with what armor did you have for him and he was like nah it is it's a hide armor
it's a um oh it's in his thing yeah it's hide armor plus two uh give that actually give it to me I actually took a level of fighter just so I can get armor oh okay so I can get armor and uh little time to rest oh what's the with haste what it [ __ ] called I don't remember what it's called now I don't know are we uh fast traveling um back to the Grove yep okay are you going to the
okay come on [ __ ] ow I clicked buttons and it didn't work I do find the gift G C you said yeah that's a we'll move on that's also before act two I want to say or it is that or is like the beginning of act two yeah it was weird because it just gave us the uh update um yeah it'd be really cool if all the people you don't accept in which so far right now is Gail wait that's it that's everyone right you can have your party um guess girl be killed Menara Anda a scout just reported I don't want leadership has been decimated we might escape this place yet and I hear you are the one to thank yeah yeah I did that I took by from all of us it isn't much but you've earned it this is four gold um thank you or tell him to keep it ah he can keep it very good of you no no I didn't mean that you were supposed to say no want to thank you too mind he returned just a while ago oh I gave him the coin catching up with corga as for I'll let him keep it yeah no armies at our heels no that's the joke is that he was supposed to be like he he accepted the
refusal it's kind of like it's like no I was just being polite you were really supposed to insist I keep the gold all right we'll join your C oh no no we'll see you there sorry yeah no no no no um they want to come to our camp tonight to party yeah and it says let's go there right away oh I don't want to go okay yeah yeah so the first okay the first time I did this I had the most [ __ ] up glitch where every time I tried to talk to Shadow hard to romance her like we had the romance scene it would get interrupted by a random NPC at the camp trying to attack us oh like he kept being like suspicious of us and then uh after I finally got past that while we were sleeping EV everyone that what happened what did you do I misclicked and anyway I misclicked uh yeah in while we were sleeping everyone like just someone randomly attacked hson oh wow yeah and I'm like I have no idea what the [ __ ] is happening okay um let's see
um here HP is he the only Merchant here I guess there's no there should be the one there should be one or two more guy like one other guy yeah there's like the weapon seller oh he's not over there um he's a tlan so he might yeah I no I see I see him yeah Damon that was the weirdest roundabout Yeah we actually need to talk to him to let him know that we have uh Carlock with us you saved us I wasn't sure we'd make it through Damon your eyes are cool I wish I had better but this is all I have okay what do I even have to sell is it barter silver glass silver glass silver tray uh um this hand
drum uh yeah I'm not going to be using that great Axe we are not bearing the absolutes brand are we we are not okay I'm g sell that amulet then let's see I do not the scroll of speak dead oh we have a glowing Shield none of us uses a shield though but if we ever have Shadow Heart come back then and none of us summon anything right no okay none of us summon okay let's see
329 God just two gold more and it's like nope they're going to be unhappy yeah right that that does kind of suck it's like I mean I'm sure that's based off of um your charisma maybe yeah great sword plus one hand crossbow you don't really have an arrow for roaring Thunder I should just buy because yeah so we will do that I'm going take your money I'll buy you an arrow of roaring Thunder cool let's see kind of like these let's grab both of them Arrow fire yeah 199 that's not bad Arrow of lightning buy these cool arrows for um for a stair on they've been pretty clutch oh that's right ooh change sh plus two take one less slashing damage gain plus one bonus on Deck saving that's pretty good 933 kind of want to steal that it wait I am not proficient with heavy armor no because you're a barbarian you shouldn't have Proficiency in any armor it maybe besides light oh
I'm proficient with medium armor oh medium okay yeah what kind of Barbarian doesn't wear heavy armor none because they use their they they use their um they use their uh Constitution as their uh AC so their H should be higher if they don't have gotcha that's an actual d i I know about in here cuz I haven't played a barbarian before yeah okay well I mean I could buy this uh where was it this chain shirt plus two take one less game plus one bonus of deck saving throws and checks that's not horrible plus two is nice but I'll leave it at that thank you uh whatever his name is Damon May is twist your way now I have all these arrows so I'm going to send this Arrow of Royal roaring Thunder to you and then the rest are going to big dick
Aion yeah cool all right are we ready ready to to no no I'm still selling stuff cuz I went cuz I been cording everything I'm going by hoarding everything hoarding everything yeah I'm just whing out over here uh keep your oh cuz you're heavily encumbered yeah [ __ ] Y at least things have stayed interesting what dude stand
up okay where where is that there it is send that to I love how I'm the only one who has a first and last name could yeah right I'm just Kyle well I don't think I mean I'm sure they all do have last names Shadow heart useless [ __ ] strange strange last name aereon tight lips tight all right well then uh while you're selling I'm GNA go talk to hson you do that that should be done pretty soon I don't feel like opening that cuz I went through and sold all my initial stuff and then bought all of his Scrolls and then now I'm going back and stealing all of his skull hey hson what's going on my dude you took it upon yourself to undertake the right of I ought to Exile you from this place forever instead I shall listen to the explanation that you owe me I owe you nothing Goblin swarmed us like roaches while you stumbled after the past you chose to abandon us I chose to protect us silence the right has been ended I will allow you to stay but consider yourself a novice knew you have forgotten the ways of The Druids our place in the natural order you shall learn it all once again right
here backslide and Nature's Fury will crush you as you wish Master hon uh wait a misjudgment one that should weigh heavily upon her but the Grove still needs her passion you will soon see why oh but enough of that for now I owe you my thanks The Grove stands nature prevails and again I am in your debt speak to wrath he will reward you for your efforts what about my problem uh tomorrow morning we shall discuss what is to come okay hey kaga me peace enjoy it while it lasts oh just going to roll your eyes about that huh you know I think I'll attack her just a [ __ ] go and killer I've done it I have killed everyone in this Grove better not be cursed better not be Cur all right dude what was his name Ross WTH yeah wrath hey my reward you've done it you brought house in back thank
you no thanks is not enough May Sylvanas bless you for all your days oh a prayer I cannot imagine taking on a camp full of goblins was a simple task uh for someone like me it was pretty simple actually fair enough I should not have underestimated IM ated you and I promised you a reward didn't I let me show you your find the C there you go as fresh as the the forest air place it among the pedestals inside our library when the wolf glows brightest everything in the vault below will be yours for uh all of
us I have rune of the wolf do you want to talk to netti cuz I know you had a pretty pretty big heart on for her yeah she was uh my [ __ ] she was just my [ __ ] wh uh yeah yeah yeah I'm coming all right uh come on run down this way [ __ ] combine how do I that's the only one right yeah run of the elk Rune of the bear Rune of the eagle
Rune oh I see that was the empty socket I see
uh later when we're back at Camp uh I picked up a chest that's locked so uh the staring can open it for me later okay it just sit on the ground and it wasn't red so I was like yeah I'll take it okay all right cool going down the spiral stairs to the hidden vault of probably trash yep anything of use a robe of Summer gain resistance to cold damage 119 gold Jade I don't I mean maybe just in case if we ever go into the mountains nothing no it's now I can't I was here first sorrow I just come and attack you trying to pick it up there we go beautiful a beautiful glaive all right what does it do sorrowful lash well I mean I clearly do not want this yeah I think it's a thing that is for uh I'll pick it up but yeah uh what's her [ __ ] face Shadow heart usess [ __ ] yeah H ooh elixir of poison resistance
serpent Fang toxin that's pretty hot um yeah that's probably good for Aion as well wyvern toxin I'll take that an antidote oh jeez bunch of Scrolls okay sending Scroll of animal friendship to you scroll of fire Shield to you scroll of dark vision to you and a scroll of slow to you even though I don't think you've used a single scroll this entire playthrough I have have you I have I have I keep going I also keep going through and learning them so I don't have to go through and uh have extra spells yeah o I'm going to take this potion of Glorious vaulting drink this to Triple your jump distance that's hell yeah um how many how many potions of healings do you have um I have three grater and seven normal CU I just bought all of them off that guy okay um well then I'm gonna I have send that elixir of dark vision resistance to fire lightning resistance um elixir of Peerless Focus which that one's definitely staying with me advantage on con uh concentration saves if I get hit um that's it oh I got wizard Bane oil coat your weapon in oil and it gives the
target a minus three penalty to spell attack rules that is definitely something that should go to you uh for later okay yeah like potions and stuff that I've been keeping um are like elixir so making R resistant to poison but also coding my weapon in poison um but oh yeah potion of speed there we go hell yeah dude speed I like speed this type there we go okay and then just I mean I have some Alchemist fire in case like I have very little things to actually throw but not bad not not bad okay okay so now it wants us to go to Camp right uh I think so I think we need to talk to them and tell them we're going to Camp or we just go to Camp I think they just show up did you talk to nety I am about to blessed day I was worried I'd never see Master hson again you kept your word thank you
I am sorry for that but the whole Grove was at risk but the whole Grove was at the risk that's fine a reward is better you're looking for coin you're out of luck I'm a Healer I wasn't looking for coin but here to M any hurts is it is it more poison God poison salt of M salt of do you know how to craft stuff uh uh there's a button somewhere it said H so yeah press h h oh hey there you go yeah I never did it in my first run through oh yeah you got to have like a bunch of ingredients click extract and like then it teaches you oh you can make these I think I only ever did it to learn uh like a healing potion yeah it should tell us like the zero out of one oh two re I apparently unlocked two recipes I unlocked two recipes okay and it unlocks it for both of us oh okay recipes how are you unlocking them uh down at the bottom it says extract all ingredients so if you have the ingredients on you you click extract and it tells you what potion you can find them in oh okay so like the it's like potion of feather fall if I click on it I need uh Sublime of otus crocus Autumn crocus uh and then Essence got it got it got it okay like Evan Ence I need her yeah we need her to just be super hot we need Amy Lee to join our
party uh all right I wonder if that's like a just a natural thing everyone can do or if there's like a build you can do to where you just I think anyone can yeah and there might be something that lets you do it like better like a ranger might let you do it a specific way or some [ __ ] like that Ranger would be good I was thinking Druid oh Druid also yeah forget Druids exist I clicked the door go my God useless all right well just real quick I'm going to steal this Idol that that thing that that was they were using as a conduit for their ritual if we can uh you definitely can um but what happen sure I mean they' all immediately attack you I'd imagine I wonder what it does I don't know examine oh it's 350 gold well it says that no one's buying that like for that much like nothing that I've ever picked up that said it was worth 300 gold sells for that hey Alura what's up I'm going to have to write a song about you now aren't I yes you are gu you're so hot thank you it's nice to be done with the sad songs for a time you chose to sing those sad songs you wrote them specific specifically to make them
sad I love carlac down there that's fine we'll all go to Camp yeah I think where is he trying to find what his name xanor or something whatever I think he's over the top where long rest um yeah cuz they should be there I thought well nope apparently it doesn't want to let me long Rest Long rest are you in the camp no go to the camp normally when I hit long rest it uh automatically does that oh really yeah oh
now you should be able to do it someone wants to talk to you nope no nope no one wants to talk to me and apparently I can't uh can you hit long rest I can click in a day okay now it's waiting forther play yeah okay here we are there we go all right who want oh a wants to talk to me oh go talk to him what's up my dude go kiss his lips you know I never pictured myself as a hero never thought I'd be the one they'd toast for saving so many lives and now that I'm here I hate it oh I hate it this is awful it's not that bad think of all the Goblins you killed true that was fun still I would have liked more for my trouble than a pat on the head and vinegar for
wine oh God this probably a bad idea it's a heavy red dry and sharp you see what I mean awful all I want is a little fun is that so much to ask God just every every conversation with these people is just a way for you to just get laid oh it is 100% like do you remember have you ever played the old Dragon Age games um I think I played uh like whatever the air quote newest one it's been like [ __ ] 10 years but well Vanguard just came out but you're talking about Inquisition Inquisition yeah yeah so Inquisition think I play a little bit Inquisition Origins and like even The Witcher like it was like a the whole game is you cording and working to try and romance specific people that were like the main relation I think there were like flings you could have with people but like if they were a main character it took like the whole game for you to finally get them to like you this game was like nah everyone just wants to [ __ ] all the time yeah instantly and the people who are playing this game uh it sets a level of false expectations for the real world oh yeah it does you mean not everyone wants
to sleep with me H don't be so sour I like a good time as much as anyone you know what we could always make our own entertainment darling get a little closer so to
speak and it's like I don't want to be an [ __ ] either like what are these are you seeing my dialogue options are you even yeah yeah I mean I was walking around looking at talking like you can't just be like hey yeah I'm not really interested it's more like yeah I sure let me get back to you yeah all right but don't take too long you're not the only tasty morsel around here gross anyway I'm going to go try and romance alira this might be the wine talking but I'm feeling inspired thinking of writing my next song about you please do but I need an angle any ideas uh you could talk about how hung I am let's see um how about the how about the goblin spines I'd ripped out with my bare hands that's very I might tone it down a touch but I'll keep the intent no you were supposed to keep talking to me you did not nope NOP she's like okay this guy's clearly a
freak what about you laa you're my third choice hope you're enjoying the night hero I certainly am cheers to many more like this you're my third dang it oh Beck's over here what she doing yeah cuz I I don't think I can talk to anyone that's not attached I need to dance no no I need to lie down oh please throw up on you that'd be so fun oh you'd be like happened in the game as well as real life D it's so gross all right hson let's let's talk to you I guess go on now don't waste a night like this talking to me we'll discuss your problem tomorrow G hey hson guy I've uh never met before um do you want to just get raw dogged later perhaps don't worry about me although his voice is very soothing a Night Under the Stars amidst nature is just what I need after being locked up in the Goblin's dungeon go on enjoy yourself seek out some wine before it runs dry there are a lot of thirsty people around here yeah there are there are a lot of thirsty people around here yeah but too bad none of them want to oh
there you are come now settle in I do hope you have partaken of something braing this may well take us all night I like what the hell is that but I am engaged in celebration of the purest form thatone if we are to write your legend in the stars then we must first give you a name that ballad was but a crude preview a flame without its CR you're nomed girl something iconic stuck behind house not too much of a mouthful we don't want to exclude the common folk after all I intend this tale to en Rapture all you know Volo might be one of my favorite characters in this game really yeah he's so over the top I love it not to meddle in your side of this partnership but slaying goblins is it's not exactly the stuff of Legends is it after all I'm quite certain I once saw one expire from the strain of spelling his own name no I'm afraid that won't do you shall simply have to go out and slay something decidedly more dramatic okay I guess I'll do
that oh zor that's his name you have no idea good it feels to see these people smiling the saw your dumb ass running in the background so thank you funny enough I knew it's just so rich that your name is Kyle I knew a kid in high school whose name was Kyle and he was about this tall and looked just like him it's funny I worked with a guy named Kyle like before my work switched yeah and uh he was opposite of this he was like super like super tall and handsome he was tall he was taller than Keith and Maya like he's tall I handsome but he's just a he's a he was an average he's an average dude yeah like will you talk to me please you're you're option number 12 in High Spirits strange you know who I never thought I'd find myself caring for yeah please save me please say me Kyle damn it is it me your words not mine but not what I mean I mean desperate people freaks if you will refuges never gave them much thought the not that right I'm just so much better than them especially with my baby bangs
OD this L this same conversation me and her had I'm like standing back they like hurry up I was talking to her waiting in Li she about to get a train ran on her that's more easily said by some than others but nobody's here to debate right from wrong this sucks Trails off and glances around at the party turns back to you myly surprise God you smell like ass I thought you might have wanted to mingle with the others God you look like a [ __ ] wart that's so now I pretend I'm not surprised dude I love you're clicking all the same answers I did we're both just going to romaner I'm sure there's plenty of people who'll be ke to celebrate most thoroughly with you oh who do you know who you got you got to tell me point point maybe you would but I'm not cruel enough to get your hopes up she doesn't like me in spite of what some might be like that's what she said that's what she said to me all right have fun and don't be a stranger you mix signal [ __ ] right she's like uh you know there's someone else in the camp who might appreciate your company uh anyone else it's like all right yeah all right well have a
good evening okay well don't be a stranger what do you mean I was just trying to tell you I wanted to spend time together and she's just like h no but maybe this is why you stay at Camp all right yeah I definitely don't want to talk to lizel I don't like her I don't I don't like her this play through you ready to Camp go to bed yeah I'm ready I'm ready to go sweepy sure celebration quiets to a souping hum as you approach your bunk you've piic you pull back the blankets and a ston is waiting there oh I have to go to go to bed alone I do too you sleep alone can we go to sleep together of your recent trium you're just like hey Kyle you uh sleeping alone too man hey Kyle you know you can fit this this bunk is big enough for two I trust you enjoyed your evening no what is this angle are you looking for me also dude what's underneath my chin you see that [ __ ] dot like it's just like a deeple but it's complicated the journey specifically it's extremely perilous though it seems your accustom to
navigate in danger shut up we get a cure and the chance to hit these [ __ ] where they live sounds good what's so dangerous about it yeah dangerous about tow you'll need to pass through a terrible place a cursed place this curse shrouds everything in Shadow you will not find life light or anything natural there any who linger are twisted by the curse they become Shadow beings tormented dangerous Souls ah like
me you could go Overland along the Risen Road or through the mountains easier at first but you'll run into the shadow curse eventually you could also go under there is a tunnel somewhere in the r and it's kind of dark it leads to moonrise Towers through the underd dark long ago a man called Krick Thor built a secret stronghold deep down there before rallying a whole Army of dark justi shiers sounds rather Inus that hat is so stupid on her I didn't take it off you can hide it me look stupid I think there's more from this stronghold cck's forces could access both the Temple of saluna and moonrise Towers but he was defeated before he could launch an attack if you can find this place I'll wager it will reveal a more direct path to moonrise towers and maybe even bypass the worst of the Shadow curse oh yeah dude what is that divot dude that's like a SM like you've been smoking for forever I need to get one of the [ __ ] yeah those machines what are they called I have no idea um I mean I guess yeah we're going to go we're going to go under left find the hidden entrance it's somewhere in the temple of
saluna uh so yeah I mean I've always gone through the underd dark I've never went Shadow over it I would like to join your if you'll allow me I do I can offer my skills my counsel that you're actually yeah you seem like the best person we've picked up so far it seems our Fates have aligned y let's go let's go May sylvanus guide us nice and I think with that we will call this episode here so I hope you're enjoying stick around for the rest of the series other than that like comment share and subscribe shut up hson and like com subscribe and have a wonderful whatever time of day it is for you hey everyone thank you for watching and I really hope that you enjoyed the video if you would like to see more of my content go ahead and click that subscribe button and the bell to be notified whenever I upload any new content if you feel like supporting the channel you can go ahead and click that patreon link to be taken to my patreon and any help is truly appreciated other than that stick around for any any other run throughs or reviews or cool top 10 or whatever I feel like putting on other than that like comment share and subscribe and have a wonderful whatever time of day it is for you