Swordcrafters Runthrough

0:09 viewer discretion is advised hey everyone welcome back to port games unlocking today we are playing sword crafters it reeks it reeks it reeks this looks like a Kickstarter no other publishing company would make this [ __ ] nope alright cat you were first player go ahead and make your slice yeah no well no you make the slice and then we all slice and then you pick up we slice it up and then oh god we're already breaking it you slice it into groups and then starting with you you pick which burneth I am 100% sure that whenever I explain the rules cat is thinking of ways that she could not listen to them and at times i mean it's it's pretty impressive that's not illegal cut this one got stuck on my finger why don't you go be a bubble somewhere else umm I need to look at my things that's a shame that's a shame I couldn't yeah there was just a gem we're

1:42 just gonna just yeah and like you can't do that we're not trying to all right cat you met you pick that I assume you want this okay I'm gonna take this one alright I become first play on I don't want this okay now we're gonna put them put them together well that's that and work out and you're gonna you're gonna have to push him down but just just be careful be careful daddy I think I got it I couldn't make jokes in the other game but he's coming in here daddy knows it word worse sword crafters we're not oh okay there well if it's not yeah take that okay I mean it's not like they should have made it I don't know what I'm trying to say hmm they should have made it to where they're durable for weaklings like you who my god I sure am glad I'm not

3:14 balding so I'm first make your wife's aronia BAM make that slice right there it doesn't feel good gosh you're [ __ ] dead to me I hope you die I believe the ticket you just cut in a dumbass way

3:56 this robots don't say ye eat I'll show ye i'ma cut you with my sword mi thought that made my penis well that also didn't really work out all too well even okay oh I can't reconfigure this came I mean you can readjust what you just put in but you can't go back don't worry mine's not working out too well what a real shame you [ __ ] didn't that's what you get that's what you get for cutting my my my perfect my price why Miami [ __ ] I got a set going and you you alright let's go ahead let him say the game last six rounds knows the game at six we actually have to go out and forage it after the game have you ever done any forging like no I'm forging sedale and actually had a forge set and

5:28 I went over there and oh my god it is a [ __ ] and if he didn't have like I was gonna say no like trick old school no here we go he didn't have one that cut that Kevin forging it like he had coal we're good to crank it oh and I'm a bellow ya know it was like okay it's hot okay I'm cool with the thought that a awesome alright I mean I know the game last six rounds I'm just trying to figure out we're on round three great and this will be round three okay so what all right that's my cut my name is [ __ ]

7:51 alright alright we put the envelope right there I'm having a meltdown why is your sword suckin I know it's alright Josh make your first slice I mean I know everything there is about blacksmithing minutes is just like making a real sword I was like that is still our short tips does I have to be in a row no they'd have to be on that one side why okay what you easily cut up this the shitty part is that like yeah I could have had both of those because they do play they do this you can't argue that I don't meet them because we all need stuff right so don't

9:36 really pick the anvil that's yep this is now for this boy yes ideally stay okay yeah I almost little shame okay all right so this is round five yep maybe my sword isn't good enough for the sword Cologne did you like what do you mean my sword isn't good enough to defend the realm it's near you uh yeah it's nearly finished yeah the room is safe for now but the sword of protection was broken in battle the King has called on you to help craft a news for the protection craft the sword that will defend the realm all right Josh do you think the person who like Oh you're here how tall are you 6 7 you have trouble reaching the middle of I have actually has won t guys have extended the shelter yeah your arms go down to your like where your elbow would yeah your little tiny baby arms inside yeah I'd be like you can get away from

11:07 me you gross gross human being cat make a slice you know like I don't know what I need anymore everyday we prefer from God well it was under that cuz I knew you moved him over and I was thinking okay well I looked over my [ __ ] dog hey why nice to her no she's not my trusty swallowed yeah avoiding it I figured if I just sold for a bit I'm thinking yeah cuz now I don't want to take cats cuz my for no it's not terrible oh my god yeah it's just my dogs whining Oh our dog just had surgery yeah it's ok you don't you didn't grab it no no you don't you just [ __ ] baby and afterwards there's actually in the

12:37 expansion we have to cut [ __ ] with peace I wonder this one oh wait where does the anvil on it would have been on the one cat Oh huh you mortal fools okay oh

13:13 we're not gonna go we're not going to go down that road all right last round last round arenot definitely has the longest source well ass have the biggest pain in the room I'm not gonna I mean just I'm not arguing with it I mean just I mean if you think about let's think about this for a sec just statistically most women don't have penises so cat's already out and also specifically the most bigger men have smaller penises just been losing weight well it's not like the fat of the penis it like extends down like like it's not like it I was educated because our he's distributor but he also ate six seven so he could be just hung like a horse definitely am I don't wear gym shorts all the time it's just hanging out I can't make that slice alright [ __ ] haters Wu Tang Bao you don't know what you're doing well okay maybe I only got lucky once

14:43 yeah yeah I don't want cut this one and don't kind of cut that one don't know what you can cut this one yeah you can't you could I wait yeah all right that's fine only one of these all right let's see how can I make this okay not only can your sword tip yeah that's what I want to know it doesn't say like yeah I don't think it uh can only have that side well I think it's one yeah it says like 1 plus so if you have at least that number no no it's just the one side of your sword has to have it like that so like if I have this guy right here will he absolutely ruin my sword no I don't know where you're going yes you you have you do have to put them on there also my sword is [ __ ] I forgot to shave down do realise oh yeah so like this works missing that one I guess yeah

16:19 ok so we are on endgame yep well you can do what I'm doing baby just do it like this ok you that's what I did yeah no no you take take your sword tip off and then edges it missing easier yeah just so it can actually look like a sword okay so in game story what is your phony wait how'd you do it thank know like just put it on this just my hand so it doesn't have to match up with the woman no I don't know that I'm just saying that if you say later that dies okay anyway let's help with our swords in the middle for longest sword well I'll have you know it's not size that match I do buy one oh yeah you have we change it like that and yes so I'm gonna get six points you know if I kept my [ __ ] the way it was put my finger thing alright so longest sword now sword quality we check each side of our sword grab your [ __ ] sword I got one um so I'm gonna get two four six if that's my longest one oh so this could put me down to it twelve will do each of us and I have two four six with like three yellow one two three four five six and then there's this side to

17:52 four or and then two four six

17:55 oh yeah yeah one two three four five six so alright no well it for though for the longest quality so you're gonna get four for that side yep so they're gonna be at 812 yeah yeah 20 altogether yeah oh Jesus Christ

18:32 Oh that'd be 1800 one two three four five six okay yes nine easy [ __ ] all right so sword magic most so most player whoever has the most of yellow and red so yep one two three four five six seven eight nine I have nine it's goodbye does have to be another view this is most in general I have three red I never took any idea okay so I'm gonna get eight points let's go man 36 cats gonna get second so let's get more one two three four and there's no third and a four player game or in the free player game oh so that one's done most of orange and yellow no orange and green I apparently can't do and can't look at color so one your hills also counts by the way one two three four five six seven five seven no actually I'm not just learn how to [ __ ] focus so now my fault that some people can't count cuz I also have to fill up the dead space yep I have seven oh I have

20:13 seven also so we'll tie so let's see it plays several players tie the points up for their respective places are shared and rounded down so you and I are going to get four one two three four and Josh is one two three four and then I guess cat comes in second it's four for it 24 yep okay that one's done and most of orange one two three I've three would you look at that one got six alright so you're getting six one two let's look at just move her why I didn't I have I have 300 only have one I didn't even won him on there and then one two three all right and then for your sword tips I have a tip I needed three three red and one blue I literally have three red one blue so let's get give me five points one two three four five and then my other one I needed three blue one one green and one yellow three blue one green and one yellow so let's gonna get me eight points one two I needed one more green to get there it's manageable did you get any ears

21:44 yeah I got eight two Purple's to read and you got what eight one two three four five six seven eight so 56 236 230 haha my son is now the sole without protection ah hey I'm gonna hey ya know let's fight already let's touch tips for the realm you guys didn't follow me you're short soldiers yes we were fighting first of all and then we're fighting for the realm so that is sword crafters everyone I hope you enjoyed look - a little starter click the AI to go to the discussion other than that like comment share and subscribe and or wonderful but every time of day this for you hey everyone thanks so much for watching this and if you like this video then click the subscribe button below to enjoy any video that I put out and right next to that subscribe button is a little Bell click that so you get notified of whenever I actually upload these videos if you want to support the channel you can definitely visit my patreon page the link is in the description below other than that like comment share and subscribe and have a one for whatever time of day of this for you