Snakes & Ladders, But ONLY SNAKES | House Rules
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hello I'm Adam from no rolls bar and I'm Sullivan from Nero's Bar and welcome to House Rules the show where we take a classic game and pull the ladder out from underneath it this time around we are playing Sullivan's favorite game Snakes and Ladders it's a great game it's just well designed you got two things Snakes and Ladders well not this time around what because this time around on house rules because we we modulate we we mess with we break classic games in order to make them silly and the way we've decided to make snakes and ladders silly is that there are no ladders only snakes oh dear laughs in this game every time you see a ladder that is not a ladder that is an extra snake so if we were to roll and get here that normally in Snakes and Ladders oh you do that and isn't that exciting no not in this game instead that does nothing but if you land here oh you found a snake all the way back down you go it's possible this game might last forever and because of that we've decided to add one more little juicy juicy little tidbit on top one little extra rule is that every time we would go down a snake we have to take a shot hooray hooray we're gonna use the Blue Curacao that we use for our battle Shots
video look the battle Shots video and those shots are being poured and administered To Us by Terry it's becoming less of a wave and more of a just slowly tendrils creeping down the lens and into your front room yeah this is going to be horrible I think yeah it's going to take a long long time long long time because we're especially going to be playing by the classic rules I I have some classic rules on a piece of paper here and these are the the classic rules first of all before you can place your token on the board you must first throw a six that's ridiculous that's so stupid that's what it says so we have to do it also you have to land exactly on a hundred always good that if you're here and you roll a five you go one two three four five great which means if you're here in Roll of four one two three and there you go good it's lovely this is great it's lovely it's good we might modulate these rules depending on if we're having any fun but uh we'll start as we mean to go on you are blue of course because of Chelsea and I am red because of Manchester City Football Club very good very good I did it I did it I had to be one of those and look look how look how look how red it is first of all uh Sullivan because Manchester city is a better football team I'll be going first oh okay is that you agree well it's interesting because
Chelsea have won two champions leagues in the city of one zero you could make that up and no one would know I think that's true that is true no no there's no way of checkings right no there is no way of Jackson they burn the records every season so according to the rules you can uh throw the dice three times to try and get six on your first turn so let's let's give it a go okay shall we here we go all right here we go that's fine that's a five again three and that's a one so nothing for me on my first turn so great stuff let's have a little look at this there we go oh and that's awesome okay great yeah all right so we haven't started yeah we have to roll a six to start so we'll game we'll go again look at that so I am now on the board hooray me so is that your turn that's my turn yeah good good good here we go uh that is oh it's oh it's fine okay so I'll start okay what do you mean do I not do three right that you did on your first turn Sullivan oh but now it's not now it's it's just one okay yeah so here I go off into the distance one great steaming ahead it's going crazy here I'm not even on the board yet all right good stuff here we go here we go good one two three four five six I'm Stephen I have to go ahead again let me just check the official yeah check the official rules yeah if you roll a six
during the game you can roll the die again brilliant absolutely let's go again great so far very good another six two three four five oh and back down you go and look at that hubris isn't it hubris the uh the the hubris Amanda see I've done a good tactic here staying off the ball stay off the board so you don't have to don't have to drink at all Terry may I the first shot of the game this lovely Blue Curacao I hope it's kept cheers to you yeah it has been in the studio for literal months smells strange how does that taste it settled nicely it's a fine vintage that's they're always the best when you open booze and then leave it yeah open it first then you have you're leaving that's what they do with a good wine oh we thought oh no sorry again absolutely five one two three four now that is a ladder and I would climb that lad all the way to number 31. I'd be doing so well but unfortunately it's only snakes in this game this ladder is made of snakes hey I'm I'm nine percent of the way there fantastic oh good I'm zero yes you are and I still will be imagine we got the whole game and I never get on the board it's like candy that all over again here we go two one
two very good lovely staff here we are four that's a four this is a bad rule oh one two three four oh it's very close yeah very close too very good here I go again all right one two three four bottom of a snake good stuff good stuff that was absolutely fine of course that's a one so one that's nothing very good in this game yeah absolutely one two three four five six go again one two lovely stuff beautiful here we go here we go I want to play the game why won't the game let you play Let me play look at me just sitting out here probably I have to reread this before you can place your token on the board you must first throw a six you can agree to take three throws in the first round and then so that's yeah that's it that's it okay great it might go is it yeah yeah it's your game oh you're fine very nice all right one two three four five I'm steaming steaming ahead here we go that's a two that's not gonna do it here we are six don't mind if I do one two three four five
that's gonna be lovely oh here we go here we go it's already ready you've already spilled and he's already spilled Terry's drunk yeah one step one for us one for Terry yeah of course here we go yummy yummy yummy in my tummy oh drink responsibly by the way we should say that at the top make sure if you are going to play this version of the game do it with a Terry around yeah yeah you always have to have a certified Terry around yes have you taken your Terry certification all right here it is on screen yeah here we are yeah I Go Again absolutely why not oh yeah one uh one there we go there we go there we go here we go get on the board at some point let's be nice nice for the video wouldn't it one two three four five six there we go again there we go bottom of a ladder um you would have easily won the game before I'd even gone to the board and been playing normal Snakes and Ladders so here we go three one two five down
it really won't we need another shot I'm afraid yeah sorry Terry we need a shot also could you put an hour on a time limit because this is we've got too much booze to be like oh we'll get through the booze and end the episode we can't guarantee to finish this game because we might die so instead we'll play for an hour and see if who's winning and at the moment by default me well currently you're winning and I'm not playing well that's all about to change yeah absolutely here we go
one two three four five six one two three four there you go lovely stuff all right if I can play the game here we are it's a one this is insane this is insane
I'm sorry I'm sorry viewers I'm sorry I don't mean to do this I shouldn't have just done that stupid isn't it stupid not to do that one two three four five six okay yeah they're all one two three four five six hours this is a torture this is a horrible nightmare would you rather be you would you rather be me I'd rather be you're having the worst you're still on number nine thanks Terry don't worry I guess it go again though I get to go again of course one one okay ten percent of the way there here we go that's one Jesus Christ Sullivan please Jesus Christ two one two your turn here we are here we go and this is a four I can't you roll this I don't know three one two three okay that's fine where is it there we go uh here we are that's five that's a five four one two three four this is horrible
yes best game ever I love this game the eyes the nose well it's your turn my turn absolutely yeah why not here we go uh one there you go we can't climb that that's a snake I can't believe I'm actually moving now this is amazing okay one two three four five there we go look at you go steaming steaming forward here three one two three very nice okay here we go six oh there it is where were you before uh okay here we go uh one two three four five six roll again lovely stuff that's a five one two three four five yay welcome to the game hooray oh here we are here we are lovely do you have a rehearsal after this Sullivan uh thankfully for the first time ever when we've been doing drinking stuff I've got nothing important after this excellent oh God it's like a thought about it just a funeral um it's only my family they'll just make more they always do here we go oh it's a fight one two three four five good could have used that being a a normal normal oh one slowly here we go all right so you know what we've settled into a nice Pace can we get some analytics from Terry please so how the game's going so far yeah uh so far yeah very entertaining she says
face planted into her face very entertaining it's a thinking your decision to get on the board very good yeah but I stayed after to make you look more drunks and your decisions later on very good my decisions of course like this decision is sick now that's a good decision one two three four five six oh and again go again I get to go again one two three four five six here we go I'm almost halfway there one two very good very good here we are it's only a three one two three that's okay that's okay great no it's not great it's not great make better decisions yeah I need to make better decisions in this game this is you know been a poor play strategically for me one two there we go very good very good decision two three four five six okay here we go now this that's dangerous danger little row danger row here we have some safe Rose this is a safe row yeah for example this is not Yep this is a safe road yep this this this is not yep and this is a nightmare hey good Nightmare and it would be anyway normally but it's got an added ladder there we are and 84s a nightmare uh one boom bottom of the snake great here we are one okay
don't do this don't do it don't do it at home don't do it no don't not even the rock proper rules don't do this I see you know I've heard some people say that they you know play Candy Land the way that we did and that I just find insane it doesn't do it don't do its bad if could there not be a more black and white cautionary tale this is a bad version of this bad game you go for it like it's like we've sponsored someone to like run the Olympics yeah but they've got broken legs and all we've done here is just take their shoes
one two three four five six great decision wow you were in the world prints are there haven't you uh you've escaped it I have one two three four it can't go wrong it can't go wrong it can't go wrong it won't go wrong what oh tortoise
also the tortoise and the hair Parable is not a good Parable because the parable of the torts and the hair right is supposed to be slow and steady wins the race yeah whereas the parable of thoughts and the hair is don't fall asleep and then have a sleep yeah absolutely oh stupid stupid stupid two one two one there you go little setbacks little setback just a little setback it's not too bad of course sorry I I just rolled the dice before you took your shot I'll let you have yourself don't rush this I don't want to rush it foreign
ASMR stands for Adam one two I'll do it there he goes you haven't even gone down many snakes I'm starting to feel it you don't feel it what's the percentage on the Curacao that we're drinking today Terry you know that's not bad that's not bad it's not bad yeah yeah I've had five six yeah I've only had two so I'm okay at the moment yeah you're Lucid yeah and you know what so am I hahaha usually I'm the drunk one by this point oh one two three four easy peasy lovely stuff here we are that's a one of course it's like in like an engine builder you're the one who's taking the time to really Shore up your engine bay area yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm really showing up my position and you know I don't want to rush into it six one two three four five six good very good yeah yeah of course oh six again yeah
sorry it's all right all right don't worry I get to go again though here we go here we go that's a one okay okay Welcome to My Life uh that's a five okay that's a bit better one two three four five oh close close close to a ladders yeah would have been bad two one two oh hello you're getting a bit closer aren't you oh dearie doctors oh oh it says how long have we been playing for Terry okay don't do this don't do this please don't do it six very good one two three four five six and that's a five one two three four you're in a safe run to worry about anything I'm fine three one two three hold it hold it there we go there we go five one two three four five excellent oh smooth sailing this one two yep hopped over it three three one two three we narrowly avoided the ladder yeah it would have
been devastating that ladder Showmanship from the boy two one two they're showing you how it's done now this has been to Snakes and Ladders one two three four very good the cobwebs have been truly shaking off one two this is oh it's beautiful the Beast is loose one two three four five six oh my God you're gonna overtake me I'm gonna overtake you no don't do it five one two three four five hey I need somebody to pick up my game I need to pick up my game someone fell asleep someone didn't read the favor very good very good very good here we are five one two three four five okay don't worry I'm catching up one two three four very good very good here we are five again oh one two three four five oh Sullivan he's found his feet he's found his confidence this is it one two three oh five one two three four you can't be happy with that yeah that's a tactical error
Candyland at least when you're playing the rules properly like it's gonna end and it's gonna end fairly quick yeah all of the cards have been shuffled all the moves have been programmed into the deck you were just going for it and you'll be done in 15 minutes yeah this could never end yeah with the rule that you have to finish on 100 it could literally never end yeah anyway don't worry about me I'm over halfway so I'm gonna be absolutely fine one two three four yeah absolutely okay great yeah that's a three yeah so that's one two three in fact you know I'm gonna go so far as to say that I will never die you will never die interesting and see why that is a six so maybe you're right one two three four five oh well
what am I doing down there hello Terry take it away no Terry you have it I nominate you it's my right oh I reckon all the alcohol's evaporated off this is just blue yeah yeah it's just 100 blue now yeah some refreshing get the away from my guys sorry mate sorry sorry
one two hello hello what are you doing darling let's go a while oh what is it I got separation anxiety Brazen I don't wanna I don't want to tell you what yeah yoga
I need to get away from it this is still be damaged one two three I said I said where are you going are you looking back okay one two three okay good all right I need to roll a five to catch up with you you're going
I'm over what what it was just love bombing me and now one two three four okay here we go five one two three four five this game
we don't need a bucket we don't need no stinking bucket you forever thank you for moving the bucket closer to me appreciate that that's very good that very good six eight one two three four five six very good roll again here we are and it's a series oh my God one two three four five six he's moving on up here we are
why do they call it Shoots and Ladders we don't know two three four five so Snakes and Ladders is based on an Indian game it's like it's several hundred years old and I think the snakes part of it is to do with that lineage I'm not entirely sure leave it leave us a note in the comment if you know that lineage of snakes and that is super well but Americans are just like that doesn't make any sense shoots shoots we don't want these snakes we want good old American shoots I love how so meant so much of the American dialect is just like a child learning English yeah it's like aluminum like ours is aluminum right and like the Americans is like aluminum yes that sounds like a five-year-old trying to say alumin yeah I mean we can't talk you know like we call it an elevator because it elevates you from the ground to the Sky Lift lift is over Jeff or lift give us a lift I press the button lifters lifters please just in the air please with my mum my mum is in San Francisco right and she story time story time foreign
the paramedics come along and then they're like madam what happened in San Francisco what happened to your hand and she was like well I was just getting into the left and it went sorry madam say that again I was just getting into lift and the door slammed on my head what do you mean elevator
please kill my husband he got an aluminum rod through his skull wow do you mean I rolled a one by the way then then I went there we go two one two very good very good the game has begun again after a brief interlude one two three four nope oh no I've been going backwards you were there right I was I was there and then I was gonna go one and then one two three four wait what yeah yeah are you really it's already falling yeah we've been drinking I'm sorry viewers I'm sorry anyway we'll remedy this situation Terry give the man a shot if you can't sleep this won't happen again
well as if we have any left at this point yeah you're right to have gone why would you still be here yep my mum's left hand story is so good here we go two lovely okay nice okay so I rolled the two and I'm gonna remember which direction I'm going this time one two there we go silly no no no no no no no no no where were you I think I was I think I was I was here and then I went one two so I'm down there okay oh dear oh dear he's um he's stumbled upon a ladder made of snakes yeah good point why would I do it I guess I'm mental bad bad attackers you're a drug bad tacos it's many more than I am I should have counted I'm on I'm on three stop stop here we go we've got four one two three four oh God so are you nearly there there we go one slow and steady here we are please win oh I won no we'll see now there we go and then one oh there we go oh don't
take it easy on me because
Tipsy by the end of this not smashed look at it and go up the Blue Devil this is sweet lady C I yep yeah of course you had a big party last night we did but I had a little office woman we've moved offices it's very nice yeah very sex oh bloody hell one two three four five six good Land good roll uh one two three
he needs it oh God yeah we had a little office warming yeah we went to um went to a bar we had um a place called four four quarters four quarters in London it's a board game very nice oh bit of Showbox one two three four five super super cool only 90 96 spaces left to go you got it you got it and two there we go big strong roll and the three whoa five
one two three four five oh crack out the second box set come on Terry you can open that bottle take this first look at you oh and look at Terry look at me Sullivan and sing me the song of your people sing us home let the world sing along oh my oh man Elizabeth hey see all right
she did it she opened it blowing dust from our alcohol because Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade we've chosen poorly here we got six oh you've done it okay uh this way one two three four five six roll again good roll a good road to get that on another I think I've been there before one two three four five six exactly what happened last time it's exactly what happened last time you get another little ago another go in it I can defeat that snake I think I'm home free I have so long to go you do you do remember when I I couldn't play that was 10.
great it's really good oh you'll go again yeah yeah one good great stuff good there we are all right one man there we go your turn why don't you rolling one oh two two oh I'm great big spender one two three four five six thanks foreign tastes the same yeah it's broken I need to get to go again I do get to go again two lovely stuff that was very funny one I hate this so much it's just the worst thing here's the new rule new rule when we get to 30 minutes left on the clock we'll add a second dice how about that I like that a lot and so then is it is it instead of a six do you get an extra turn it's like doubles yeah if you roll doubles you get at an extra turn like Monopoly rules yeah yeah that makes sense
five one two three four five very good one hot dog four four one two three four yes oh very good dodged it well dodged like a Greninja like a Greninja yes the Pokemon yes one still in the danger zone oh God don't worry I lost it oh like a chancy nope six very good one two three four five six get that man a shot if it is that a snake out here before me that ladder seems to be hissing um I'm sick of these goddamn snakes my goddamn life oh my goddamn life you get to go again oh yeah of course of course I do four I've got it so sickly two three four excellent very nice all right here we go five one two three four five boom good no more shots one two three four
flames flames on the side of my face I didn't make that that's one clue that's one clue that's from the movie clue play the clip Terry flames on the side of my face thank you Terry thank you Terry thank you Terry thank you Terry thank you Terry six six thank you Terry one two three four five six thank you Terry good no no it doesn't count doesn't count wow Derek still in a danger um three okay one two three lovely stuff we're gonna speed it up now yep one there we go
get me a drink Terry for God's sake Terry this is less full than it normally is don't treat me like a child Tom here tired don't matter top me up I will be cuddled not in Snakes and Ladders thank you very much don't treat me like a child I said please makes ladders for his job watch these videos dad why won't you why don't you Dad stop saying you're not proud of me why do you keep telling people I'm a journalist one two three four five six very good dodged them whoa whoa whoa cheetah Makita over here okay one two three four five there we go lovely stuff all right four one two three four very good all right speed speed Snakes and Ladders one lovely here we go uh two one two oh very good very good what's that oh brilliant that's an extra roll as well so okay let's have a look at this one two three four five six very nice
it's fine two three four five wow Hey Big Spender Santa what do you think is the most unwatchable video nine is it nine one two three four five six seven eight nine amazing look at the progress we're making now with two dice oh eleven oh that's huge one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven my God he's making strides here we go six six not bad one two three four five six oh narrowly everyone in the ladder and you will avoid it I will ten oh boy four five six seven eight nine and ten
these waxing wings it won't it keeps me this snake keeps me why does he yourself why does the snake me so so
oh Sunday son I'll tell you for why you've got a lovely bottom and look in your eye I will be releasing a book at some point this year I think oh me here we go uh it's eight eight lovely so 30 plus 8 is 38. no no there must be a different 38. you know my math is wrong no why don't you counter out then one two three hello four eight no eight eight and eight but you ended up on twins why am I less than snake
and thank you much oh thank you very much thank you very much so that is uh one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve roll again three one two three excellent very excited I haven't still got lost she's making ice coming yeah he's coming back he's never got past me okay
one two three four five just something for you to keep in your head for your next turn all right well at least you get a double go yeah there you go lovely stuff here we go three stop stop stop stop stop stop stop one two three four five and now Sullivan you don't want a five don't wanna five you just roll the fives two fives in a row never done it oh
this is this is dangerous this is dangerous here here we go two one Heroes again he rolls again he's touching them all right fine very good
that's what me and that snake did oh I like one end but the other one that's a 37. boom perfect not counting them out don't need to it's fair eight one two three four five six seven eight very good you're safe you're safe in that row that whole row so how well you're doing Sullivan honestly over the moon I'm over the moon I can't believe this uh five okay one two three four five this Road's fine next time I don't want to encounter this one I sure met my sister
don't talk to him like that he's by Prince what about me but I'm the biggest one on the board lucky number seven one two three four five six seven good easy here we are six one two three four five six oh Sally bobren keeping it safe oh my God it is a five one two three four five very good this is amazing it will never end it will never ever ever end it will never ever end no I obviously can't get a one but one two three four oh don't get a four or a five six seven four or seven and when you're rolling two dice what is the most common number two roll just remind me I think it's a hundred
oh I don't like that oh I don't like that I don't like that I was heating up seven one two three four five six not too bad Tesla shot still bad but like you're bad it's only a little snake
that's a horrible noise wasn't it there we go let's just work out yeah because you are almost about to get into the final row yeah and win this whole game and put me out of my misery one two three yeah five that's bad seven that's bad eight nine ten eleven that's bad if you roll double six which you've done twice this game you will instantly win any other odd number you apart from nine how can one would you come on yeah four one two three Sullivan you are skating oh it's horrible this it's it's so tense at the top 11 that's a huge roll two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven very good who is catching up a one you can't roll yeah one two three is bad seven is bad eight exactly and you win yeah but nine is also bad it's not nine is super bad because you will double back on this snake hand so I go that's really bad because these are all Snake Eyes
okay I'm getting back I'm getting back here we go here we go Snake Eyes I seek already out of the dice now you're not getting those again four one two three four this is a safe Row for you it's all about unbelievably in Snakes and Ladders you need Snake Eyes to win anything else will you please please if I get one wish in my life I'll give it up for this this is your wish this is your wish is it I don't want that billion dollars stupid Genie I just want to win by snake eyes one two three four five oh you are so close Sullivan Sullivan you're so close okay I take the wish back including didn't work at nine one two three four five six seven eight nine when you're catching up as well you're catching up okay I need one two three four let's also win five is bad six he's back in Snake Eyes territory he's Snake Eyes territory here we go eleven no nine yeah in a way but
think about it wait a minute it's you run a hypothesis one two three four five six eight no no no
give me my blue gold it's all sticky everything's sticky now Snake Eyes to win Sullivan here we go I didn't get it the first time I'll get it a second we've made two dice makes this so much harder yeah so much harder so much harder because the end game like getting up the board yeah fine but the end game is so much harder six one two three four five Sullivan come on nine one two three four five six seven
so that's eight right yeah no but I don't want to I want to I love you I'm the biggest ladder on the ball no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no why do ladders give me my thing quite a tactical error I would say from that over there it's um not the best choice at this point I would say Sweet Baby James now I need a four a five and I'm fat and maybe loads and I'm but I can't bother to work that out I need a four it's an eight hey you got some fours four didn't know I don't know I was nervous oh no I rolled a double thank you Terry
it's two snakes was two snakes in a box you've had nothing to drink let's bear okay a six and a AIDS well there we go and there we go chaos here we go a one that's a good start and a one it's the steak guys so well at least you're gonna roll again yeah four one two three four bottom of the snake five
we're not even close to finishing yeah genuinely my competitive streak is kicked in and I didn't want you to win you've only won one house rule and that's all you're getting as far as I'm concerned you haven't got what it takes Terry tell him
you need to win this nagging is always a good quality yes there's nothing wrong about that two give me another two I can go to five set seven seven one two three four five six seven lovely you don't get infinite goes but I'd like say guys oh where were you where were you this is the dangerous throw oh hang on a second so one only one you can't do one two three four is bad yeah
when you roll two dice what's the most carbon dice results very great very wonderful so happy for me it's Heaven Oh I thought that was one of the most common names
here we go four one two three four five Snake Eyes away from winning let us die let us die let us die thank you Terry what do you mean yeah I've been rooting in the bottom you did really want to this big ladder I'll show you what he showed me things I've never seen before he's really well wronged he's such a passionate lover he
odd straddler is straddler a type of ladder I think I think it is please let it be a type of ladder that's that's close enough to be a joke no Sullivan please Solomon please smile please laugh please laughs
sorry I if it had been a straddler that's close that's so close I know one of them Dunlop and I've been trying failing things done flop what do you mean done flop he didn't done flop flop do you flop in bed wait you could have a floppy penis yes floppy as well or read them all now and the uh and the rides read them all out we'll do a sex joke about each one of them yeah okay yeah here we go we'll alternate yeah
oh mate that's yours hey Sam he's a real goer in bed yeah a good one okay this is my one all right
hanging fruit on this you don't need a ladder to get those low-hanging fruit My multi-positional Little Giant he's ready to go whose turn is it it's no three three bottom of a lot here nine okay one two three four five six seven eight nine careful all right we got a seven one two three four five six seven easy peasy no problems 10.
10. oh he's done it I'm gonna find a ride eight one two three four five six seven eight oh that was close close to disaster 12. okay one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve so you need four I need four no wait one two four three four five totally have what it takes three out of four or in your life that's right Sullivan isn't all these ladders just appearing around you and flashback the straddler the multi-position little giants the Dunlop no you're gonna dance long you did in bed last night
he's already not rolled before eight okay all right here we go oh eight oh one two three four five six seven eight roll again one two three four five I'm catching up I'm catching up I'm in the end game now horrible horrible horrible five no hang on hang on as you pass by
get that man a drink Taylor As Old As Time As Old As Time beauty and the time time as old as time
ah do you think uh Disney right Disney right obviously we'll copyright this uh video because of that let's see if we can get Disney to take this video down go on nine now that's me one two three four five six seven eight nine he's safe for now one two three four six Snake Eyes will you beyond your imagining one two three four five six seven eight oh
my God Taylor's oldest Time song as old as wide Beauty
that is our game of house rules snakes and snakes don't do this don't ever don't do any of them but if you'd like to see more there they are uh we'll join you next month when we've got another house in the pipeline three two one get on board
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