Baldur's Gate 3: Act 3, Here we Come {Part 34}

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0:14 Hey everyone, welcome back to Board Games Unlocked and Bailey and I are continuing Balders's Gate 3. Um, we're in act three, right? This is act three.

0:21 Uh, I we're technically still in act two. I think once we walk through this gaping butthole, I think we should be in act three.

0:27 Nice. Let's go. Um, no. I don't want to.

0:31 I kind of like it here.

0:36 Worms. Lookout.

0:39 Now we can go to bed. Freaking All right. Ah, time to sleep next to these dead bodies.

0:53 Yeah. That also nothing. They didn't have anything on them. They did not.

0:58 Okay.

1:02 I really hope this I really hope the sleeping cut scene we see that dead body just laying there everywhere.

1:09 He's right there. We're We both lay on the other side where there someone's like, "Can you can we move this body?" Where it's like, "Nah."

1:19 I mean, be my guest. You can.

1:22 Oh, Lizelle wants to talk to us. I bet you she'll leave. You killed all my friends.

1:27 Hey Lizelle, what's up?

1:28 Parasite communes with

1:30 I think she's more like what is going on as she learns of the events inside the astral prison. Orus G's only son. He lives the tainted blood of the mother. The traitor prince the Larai.

1:53 an even more powerful still. It said he could bring a thousand githani to their knees with one command. Listen close. The emperor spoke only in half truths. For you to know the tale of you must know the tale of G and long ago.

2:12 Oh, you're just going to tell me. Okay.

2:15 Yeah. Yeah. She's just going to go ahead and tell everyone

2:17 for the hell to secure an alliance with the arched red dragon.

2:27 You think Boulders Gate 2 did the stuff with dragons?

2:32 Good question. I have no idea. I've never played them. Neither have

2:36 I keep silent has claimed undeath and reigned for a thousand years. But it was the first whom Orpheus tried to slay. Orpheus was is Git's renegade spawn a gay Thor who would return us to our slavers. He convinced his own mother's honor guard to join a coup against blackath one. He would have fed our empire to the had he succeeded. It was Kithra Vos himself who slayed the prince in vicious battle. Or so the vious teachers. Yet the traitor is with us controlled by that repugnant.

3:22 Should Orpheus go free, he would hand black's dominion to his gate masters. The astral plane would be first to fall. The others would soon follow.

3:35 Okay. So, it sounds like she's um on the Lith side. She doesn't seem to like Orpheus.

3:45 Yeah. No, no, no. Or Orpheus would go through and hand over uh the gift to the uh the

3:57 We find a way into the prison.

3:59 No. Yeah. See, she doesn't like him.

4:02 Yeah. She wants to kill him. Look at this skin.

4:06 The most powerful mind master known to my people.

4:09 So, Gak and Gani, they're two separate things,

4:12 but they're like they look similar.

4:14 Two words and they would rage. Three words and they would bow to the false prince. The githani would be slaves once more and one by one the plains would fall to the gay.

4:29 Yeah.

4:30 Well, we kind of need him to be imprisoned. Um,

4:37 hey, eat it.

4:41 Don't you want to be cool? All right. Well, we're not going to do that. Uh,

4:46 no.

4:47 We're going to do whatever. We're gonna do whatever dad says.

4:53 Is dad the uh

4:54 Dad's the emperor.

4:56 The emperor. Yeah.

4:56 Yeah.

4:57 Yeah. He's my He's my dad.

4:59 He's pretty cool.

5:00 Oh,

5:01 hey, Carlac. You just uh in your under I took all of her clothes. I forgot.

5:10 Mind flare has been getting their tentacles all over our dreams this whole time.

5:13 Is that why you're nude? Not sure about putting any trust at all in this thing.

5:19 Oops. I totally

5:21 a liar.

5:22 I've got my eyes on the emperor and Carlac doesn't blink.

5:27 I just watched you blink.

5:30 You literally blinked in that sentence.

5:34 Uh [ __ ]

5:37 I don't think anyone else wants it.

5:39 People who weren't I think it was just the people who weren't there.

5:42 Yeah, except Will. Will doesn't care. Yeah, Will doesn't go [ __ ]

5:46 All right.

5:47 Will's just here for the vibes, dude.

5:48 It's like, "Hey, what's going on?" Yeah, I'm a slave to uh to a demon.

5:55 To a demon. I don't want to be a slave to anyone else. Please.

5:59 Although, I wonder if you made him a mind flare if you'd be able to overpower. Um maybe. I don't know.

6:06 Aha! Finally, leave act two. Balders's gate is just over the horizon. Oh, dude. I pulled like a $100 Pokemon card the other day.

6:15 Oh my god. Wow.

6:18 I know. That's so cool.

6:21 I just looked down and saw it and I was like, "Ah, that's so cool." That card.

6:26 It's a sweet. Oh, that's cool.

6:31 I should mind my step.

6:34 I should kill everyone in my path.

6:38 Oh, yep. Okay. I knew I

6:40 Excuse me. I can't find my mom.

6:42 That sucks. That's your problem, kid. Get lost.

6:47 Get lost.

6:48 Yeah,

6:49 she was um she was sick. She had spots on her face and hands. She went to go get some herbs and she was supposed to come back the same day. That was last 10 day, though.

7:03 Yeah, she sounds dead. Oh, yeah. There it is. She's dead.

7:08 That means you don't come back. Sterion approves.

7:13 She's looking for me.

7:15 Do you see her head twitching?

7:18 It's really scary when you're alone without your mom.

7:21 Yeah, I'm sure it is. Okay, I'm not doing that.

7:24 Yeah. Uh,

7:28 just FYI, that was someone pretending to be a kid.

7:35 Oh, I'm not surprised. I don't know where I'm going anymore.

7:40 You just you walk around. You just

7:44 We just walk and do our thing, dude.

7:48 There's this whole there's a whole bunch of stuff out here to do before we actually go into the city. Oh, I'm sure there is. Oh,

7:58 yeah. There's also that Oh.

8:10 Oh, yeah. Okay. I'll fist Logan.

8:20 There's a bunch of uh refugees here and people are [ __ ] mad about it.

8:25 They're mad that there's refugees.

8:27 Yeah, they're [ __ ] mad,

8:32 man. And it'd be really cool if uh Okay. Is everyone glowing for you?

8:37 Yeah. People glow for some [ __ ] reason.

8:40 I think it's because like

8:42 you can talk to them or I think it's their like

8:45 will roll for this this this transgression, this injustice.

8:54 Oh, you poor naive soul. Let me tell you a story.

8:59 Make it fast. A perfectly respectable businessman wants to bring his well business into this fine sea. And what do they do?

9:08 Steal your stuff. I don't really care. I guess they didn't let you.

9:14 Talk some absolute horse bollocks about papers and correct filing procedures and threw me in this slump. I should be losing char's caress by now. Not waddling about in filth.

9:28 Filth. Yeah. Well, sounds like a you problem, man.

9:35 Um, north. We need to head north. It's There's no [ __ ] mark.

9:44 Where we need to go.

9:46 Yeah, the north is the way we technically need to go.

9:48 All right. Oh, you were right behind me.

9:50 Okay.

9:51 Yeah.

9:51 Yeah.

9:52 Just make it easier.

9:54 Wonder if they have Can't stand her. Can't stand her.

10:02 My sister-in-law.

10:04 Oh, thank you.

10:05 No sister.

10:09 Okay. All right. That sounds like a an issue for you.

10:14 Uh, well, they had they had a dialogue. Oh, dead chicken. going to go ahead and take the chicken egg from this mess. We'll make something out of it.

10:40 Oh, some people having a nice little picnic. Yeah.

10:49 Oh, a little girl camp. Han roost.

11:07 These people look like

11:10 maybe they are.

11:11 You recognize the funeral rights of the G people? The same monster hunters you imagine.

11:16 Oh, hey. leader is burning the possessions of those who

11:21 Hey, what's up?

11:25 Is that a starion over there?

11:27 Yeah, they all just attack him.

11:35 Wow.

11:35 So, the impossible spawns in the blazing sun.

11:40 How do they know that's him?

11:41 We have been looking for you. I want to throw him. I fully support it.

11:51 The last friend came to our camp. He stole our children, our future. When we sent Gandril after you, we wanted to interrogate you to discover how to save our children and then destroy you.

12:08 But things have changed. You have changed. Is it true you left your master? That you broke the spell that binds you to him?

12:22 Kind of.

12:24 It's a long story. Honestly,

12:26 his voice actor uh kills it.

12:31 He He does. That's why he won the [ __ ]

12:34 Oh, he won. Yeah. Best voice actor.

12:36 Perhaps earned a second chance. We have tried to save our children once already. attacking Kazador's palace at first light. Even then, it was too well defended. But if his own storm approached, someone he thought he could control, he would throw his doors open and welcome you in. And once inside, you could do what we could not. You could save the children you damned.

13:06 You don't know Kazador like I do. He's merciless. You want me to march into the lion's den and save your children, but I promise you they're already dead. I spent 200 years bringing him victims. Each and everyone was whisked away to be fed on that night. But you never saw him feed yourself. He could keep prisoners for days before killing. If our children are truly gone, then we ask for blood. I know you can understand that.

13:59 Uh, all right. I suppose yes revenge I can do.

14:08 Thank you from me and all my people. If you can do this we will be in your debt. You have lived a life.

14:17 So I'm guessing it's like you do a bunch of stuff for a bunch of groups to get them to help you in like a war. That's what it is.

14:25 Doing this will not write those wrongs. If you're trying to encourage me, you're failing abysmally,

14:34 but it will be a start. You may still be redeemed.

14:38 Hey, can I have your axe? That's kind of cool.

14:41 We will see you again when it is done.

14:45 All right. Dope.

14:47 Okay. Well, I'm glad I came over here. That sounds pretty cool. That sounds good. So, where's uh where's his camp? No, he's it's in the middle of the city.

15:02 Oh, the castle.

15:03 Yeah, it's in the middle of the city.

15:14 Another Okay. What do we have on us? Get sorry mine barrier and I have steeped in bliss. You don't have anything.

15:40 No, don't. Oh, there it is. Now I have it.

15:44 Oh, weird. I wonder if it's everyone's if you're around me.

15:48 Oh, it might be. Let me see.

15:53 Yeah, it is.

15:53 Yeah. Interesting.

15:58 Oh, who's this dude?

16:00 Gorn slick jaw.

16:02 I'm not scared of the authorities.

16:05 I don't think that's fair.

16:06 But it would be stupid to pick a fight with the fists,

16:09 right?

16:11 Oh, okay. Yeah. I mean, sure. I I don't know.

16:17 Oh, we can go down the well. I don't know. I've never gone down the Never gone down the well.

16:26 Oh, well, I'm down in the well.

16:29 Okay, let me click the button. Oh, I've never been in here. Murdered.

16:52 Well, there's a bunch of murdered refugees uh down here. So, if we happen to find someone who is being accused of murder, we will know where the bodies are being dumped. Yeah, they're definitely being dumped down here.

17:16 What was that?

17:19 You're sticking your immigrator nose in where it don't belong. You got a brain in your head. You'll stay in your filthy camp with the other absoluter vagrant scum. Your girl didn't get that memo. You really don't want want to know what happened to her. Now scram. Now scram. Go and take all this money. I want to reach this wench over here, but I can't uh

17:51 Yeah, I was actually about to say

17:56 Oh, yep. That did it.

17:58 I was about to say, oh, can you use mage hand? Uh, I

18:01 don't have mage hand. I'm not that cool.

18:03 It wouldn't do it anyway, probably.

18:07 Oh, sunlit cave mouth. Okay. Why can I all of a sudden not jump at all? That's so cool. Who knows? There's a boat. Oh, another dead refugee. Jeez.

18:40 Can you still not jump?

18:44 Yeah. No, no, no. It It literally won't let me jump. So, I am going to stop for a second and fix my [ __ ] spells because I never refix those. Yeah, because right now all my spells that are in my inventory are level one and two. Oh, that's cool.

19:01 Yeah, instead of all my four and fives I or my fours I picked. Shut up, cat. Get out of here. Oh, cool. I found a very rare scroll of I bite. Your eyes become black corridors walled in teeth. Your gaze capable of inflicting dread, sickness, or putting creatures to sleep.

19:25 I bite is such a good I'll send that to you, and then I'll send this arrow to Hysteria. Nice.

19:47 I failed a survival check, which is probably another mound. Yeah, that entrance took us to Oh. There's a cave mouth over here. I'm finding a bunch of stuff. Oh, I can't reach it. Oh, I bet you can, though. Oh, there's bloody footprints down here.

20:17 Yeah, as soon as I [ __ ] jump over this uh

20:21 Maybe it's too far.

20:25 Yeah, I don't see why it's not just letting me [ __ ] jump. That's the crazy thing. I've never had a problem jumping before.

20:41 Well, it was bound to happen where some jank would start showing up.

20:48 It's fine.

20:49 I don't even know where I'm at. Hey, finally. It's been a while since we could have

21:01 before we could have a stare actually do what I bring him around for.

21:15 Did you go down all the way to like the rivered?

21:18 Yeah, I'm like by the sea. Necklace of elemental augmentation. When one of your can trips deals acid, cold fire, lightning, or thunder, add your spellcasting modifier to the damage dealt.

21:34 Oh, nice.

21:35 I'll send that to you. There's a gold ring that'll Oh, hell yeah. Two potions of superior healing. Um, I'm going take those and I'm going to send the two. Although, I think I'm the only one that actually uses potions. more interesting times.

22:02 Are you down by the riverbed?

22:03 Yeah, I am.

22:06 Nice. There's a I'm a

22:08 Oh, I have a I have a condition put on me. I have

22:14 covert critical. As long as the affected entity remains obscured, the number it needs to roll. Huh? Why do you have that on you?

22:22 I don't know. I haven't done anything. Was there nothing else over here?

22:28 Yeah, there's the cave mouth.

22:30 Oh,

22:33 which is back here.

22:34 Back this way. Okay, cool.

22:35 Yep. Right right there. I think we got to move the boulder. Oh.

23:07 Ah, yay. You were correct. I was just like, "Oh, it's like too small like to go into."

23:20 There's a bunch of people up here.

23:22 Oh, yeah. Probably the murderers. Oh,

23:28 god damn,

23:33 dude. They're using the arrow like the roaring arrows to hit you.

23:36 Yeah, they are. They're going to regret that, dude. Dude. Jeez. All right, Asterion, go off.

23:59 Sometimes the only way out is through. Time to press ahead. All right. You kill that one guy in one hit.

24:22 Yeah.

24:22 Is that what you did?

24:23 I did a snake attack crit and it just dropped him.

24:34 Um, we're just gonna use Hey. Hey. Where Hey, where you going?

24:54 What's that?

24:55 Oh, they're I don't know what these are.

25:02 Uh doppelgangers.

25:03 Oh, okay. Okay, good. No, you still hit it. You still hit I

25:18 Yeah. Yeah.

25:20 I was like a There we go.

25:25 Shape shifter.

25:28 Interesting. What's inside their butt? Crawler mucus coactive weapon with poison. Hell yeah. Someone was

25:39 scroll of thunderwave.

25:41 Send that to you.

25:42 You got a flowery key.

25:48 Clown severed torso. Why is that a Why? That's a It's a It's like a key item.

25:56 That's crazy. Oh, it might be for like a Maybe we're supposed to be in here for like a quest or something.

26:02 I I mean, we probably are.

26:05 We're just doing it. And then now we're gonna walk up to someone and they're like, "Oh man, if only someone could bring me a remnants of blah blah blah." And you're like, "Oh, this." And throw a torso.

26:14 Oh, if only had if only someone had a clown severed torso. What?

26:22 Wow. That's crazy. Cuz I ironically have that right here.

26:25 Yeah, I just had that in my pocket. read. Mom says I need to say thank you more. So, thank you. Okay, I want to read the rest of it. I got rings. Okay, so there is definitely a false wall here. Um, can you light that on fire?

26:57 That didn't do it.

26:59 Oh, there's literally a lever right here.

27:02 It's funny. I am most likely about to get into a fight. What are you finding over there?

27:09 Uh there's just a few random There's like one health potion and uh uh [ __ ] piece of paper that say like, "Oh, help." or [ __ ] like that on it.

27:21 Oh, okay. Nothing that's been like, "Oh, wow. We needed this." Gotcha. And a few crafting and food items. That's about it. Okay. Well then, uh, yes, there is a door over here. Damn, that was [ __ ] [ __ ] level. Goodbye. Yeah, even though you walked through that door, it still was like, nah, door shut. Let me open it. Rights for the passing. I don't want to read that.

28:05 We both go open up two separate doors.

28:07 Yeah, we're like Anyway, bunch of wine. Hey, Asterion. Let's get wasted. Stere, there's a trap over here. Scroll dominate person.

28:21 Oh, hell yeah. Use it on me, daddy.

28:24 There's a ladder over here. So, I have a chest or something that a display case that needs a disarmed from big strong man.

28:36 Oh, okay. Uh, scroll of witchbolt, scroll of feather falling, and a scroll of polymorph. Nice. Oh, it's a DC20. There you go. And then I will lockpick that.

28:53 Crack it open. Let's crack it open. DC20. I got a 33.

29:00 Oh, that's [ __ ] shocking.

29:02 And it has a an elixir of sea invisibility.

29:06 Oh, cool.

29:08 All right, let's move. I was like, when did I take damage? Uh, whenever I got shot by an arrow. I haven't done this in a moment.

29:22 I have a bunch of I needed to learn when we hit level four.

29:26 Oh, now I'm learning all of them.

29:29 I know. We've been like locked in for a bunch of stuff for a while. Oh, there's a corpse. This is probably not a good idea. One of these is bound to be alive.

29:53 Okay, I like the little tapestry up there. That's nice. Okay, the only spell I have left that I need to learn is the iite spell. I need to level up, I think, one more time.

30:09 Nice. There's nothing in here. Oh,

30:12 nothing that I could find anyway. So, over here was the ladder. The stripper pole ladder.

30:25 Yeah. Yeah. This the stripper pole ladder. Yeah. Interesting. Hey, what's up, brother Dominic?

30:40 I've said all I have to say already. Now I just want to pack up my kitchen and leave. I'm not touching it. Not with a mop 10 yard long.

30:53 That's stupid way to say that.

31:01 Some folk didn't like how he looked after the refugees.

31:04 I don't think they'd kill him for it. At least I hope they wouldn't. That's a scary thought. Oh, what trail of Oh, the trail of blood down here that goes down there. So, what clown severed torso? Uh, I do actually think I know where that goes. There's a carnival uh somewhere in this area before we go get into Boulders's Gate. And uh I think it goes I think you got to talk to someone in there for that.

31:40 Oh, okay. Oh, there's a potions of healing on the [ __ ] table. Oh, nice.

31:48 Don't mind if I grab the

31:50 arrested for

31:51 I'm like, dude, it was red.

31:53 Was it really? Oh. Oh, man. Oh, [ __ ] that. Talk my way out of it. Uh,

32:01 okay.

32:02 Why is intimidation Why is intimidation my [ __ ] highest thing?

32:05 Good question.

32:09 Ah, yay. I roll again. There you go. Here we go.

32:17 They believe you for now.

32:20 But something tells you they won't be so receptive to your charms again.

32:26 Again. It's like a

32:35 That's where they That's where they have bath baptisms. Yeah, I have like a like a thing on the map for that area, though.

32:46 Yeah. Uh, I see that. I think it's going back to where we were at kind of thing. Oh, maybe. Let's see. Uh, investigate the cave beneath the open hand temple. We already did that.

32:57 Oh,

32:57 well, I think there was still I think there was still something there because there was like a uh

33:02 still a circle area down below.

33:06 Go back down. It's because of the key that you found. It wants you to find out what it unlocks.

33:18 Oh, okay. Well, I will do that. I will attempt to do that. I went back down below, by the way.

33:24 Yeah, I am. Yeah, I'm heading that way. Okay. If my character will walk, taking a sweet ass time.

33:56 Jeez. Think I was like clip captured. It freaked me out. Okay. Anything over here? Apparently

34:10 something.

34:18 Are they like an

34:20 No, I don't [ __ ] want to talk to you.

34:23 I spoke.

34:24 Shut up. Leave. I don't goddamn Harper safe house.

34:27 Yeah, find it later.

34:31 I was hoping I killed them all. probably something we need to do and we'll do it later. There's a cloud kill down there so watch out.

34:41 Yep, I see that.

34:44 Um,

34:46 there is a wooden chest over there.

34:50 How did we get around cloud kill?

34:54 Don't remember. Um,

34:57 I want to say it's supposed to be a gust spell. I don't have one of those actually. Charm might actually have a Okay,

35:06 she might have one.

35:11 She does not have a wind spell.

35:16 Do those even exist?

35:19 In normal D and D, they do. And they get rid of Yeah. Gust of wind right there. Okay, cool. Shut up. It says will remove clouds. Proceeds to not remove the kill cloud. Nice.

35:52 Okay. Like what am I missing? I don't remember rolling a check or anything. Nope. You just having her go in there and die.

36:14 Yeah, I was having her see if she It wouldn't do it, but like getting down in there and casting it, but it still didn't do anything.

36:21 Gotcha. Well, big [ __ ] lane back to Kyle.

36:33 Okay.

36:34 Did you throw down like a fire thing?

36:36 I tried to shoot the the ball or that that plant. I was like maybe it blow up or something and that's it. Yeah. Uh I have no idea. I don't know what's here. Unless it's somewhere in here.

37:00 Looks like these people were trying to hide in the tunnels here

37:03 since I read the books that were in there.

37:05 Not to criticize, but maybe they should have picked a better spot.

37:09 Yeah, maybe.

37:13 Hey, scroll of stone skin.

37:15 Oh, I guess I did not look that well in there. It was a backpack. Gotcha. Well, I feel like I investigated everything in this uh cave. So, I mean, I guess unless we're completely Oh, get Orin's Nether Stone. I'm re I found a thing that I was reading. That's Is that what popped up?

37:55 Yeah, please. Oh, no. That's one of the brain. That's like one of the main quest lines this way. I don't think it is. Yeah. What's going on?

38:28 This gets us into this room. Okay. Well, I guess I guess we're done here. Because so far I'm not loot handrum plea of rest. Nothing is popping up of what I would use that flower key for. Yeah.

39:00 Oh jeez. I'm now walking around hitting the [ __ ] alt button to double check and read everyone.

39:08 Yeah, that's what I was doing down there, too. I just went back up to the but I would assume it's something within the church but

39:31 but who knows how would we figure that cuz everything in here would be stealing.

40:02 Nice. All right. Well, I mean, I'm done with this area. Jeez. Wish we could ask someone. Hey, I found this key. What does it go to?

40:26 What's this? What's this doing? We let more outsiders in and more Bulurians die. Juke St. Father, look, it's no coincidence.

40:49 We have faith here, Bill. Faith in people, no matter where they're from.

40:55 Who had more faith than Father Lin? How did that work out? Exactly. Logan let a killer into our temple due to his misguided compassion. His faith got him murdered.

41:10 Bill, I beg you, be quiet.

41:13 Even sinners receive illmated grace. And Father Lan knew that.

41:18 We don't pick and choose who we aid. Father Logan instructed us to welcome everyone. That was edict. That is Illmater's edict.

41:33 All I'm saying is we'd be a lot better off without murderous refugees roaming the Enough, Bill. I'm sorry you had to witness our squabbling.

41:43 Our covered in blood. Yeah, no problem.

41:46 Walk well.

41:49 Okay.

41:55 Where you at? Uh still in that temple area, not the underground part, but the just the above part.

42:05 The priests will open the temple.

42:07 You will see that people, holy people,

42:12 holy people. They're good people. Holy people.

42:23 I kind of wanted to keep exploring down by the river, but cuz mad.

42:30 Okay, that was

42:31 Is there more? Oh, it's not even on the map over.

42:34 Yeah, it is right down there. There's more down there to explore. It looks like I don't even know. Like it's the north part of the map.

42:45 Oh, yeah. I guess it is.

42:50 But we'd have to go all the way back. And I don't want to walk all the way there. This does not go well.

43:03 Who?

43:05 The priest. The

43:07 guy that just has an open.

43:13 I thought it was Father Lorren or Lord. Oh, maybe

43:24 there's a lot of people here.

43:26 Yeah.

43:28 Oh, here it is. Here's the uh carnival. Yeah, the carnival place.

43:33 Oh, okay.

43:37 Talk to him. No, the guy right here.

43:39 The Clouse

43:41 next to that big gate. Iron gate

43:44 over here. Oh, I see him. Okay.

43:50 Ah,

43:52 sticks of cheese between his piggy toes.

43:59 Okay.

44:00 What in the hell is all of this?

44:02 A necessity, good sir. The Steel Watch loves pretending Sweet Rivington doesn't exist. So, we have decided to protect you, dear patrons. No need to thank us. You'll be allowed in once I've done this batch. Next.

44:22 Hello. Hello. And welcome to the circus of the last days. The finest extra planer circus there is.

44:30 Is this your uh torso?

44:35 Do you know where this torso came from?

44:38 Um

44:40 Oh, more than him got the knife. They The absolute cronies have been busy chopping people up like it's going out of style. They won't go near us. Of course, Lucriccious Bringer of Night protects us. And even the absolute knows better than to tangle with a necromancer.

45:00 I don't think so. In fact, we already killed a

45:03 You look so intimidating,

45:05 dude. I know. It's like I That is a massive like hallelbert I have on my back. gold armor, gold habard dipped in purple. Like, and I'm like six 6'5.

45:20 Yeah. If you walk up to someone, like, they honestly would instantly be like, "Not a problem, dear patron. Benji just has to check if you're a vicious murderer." Benji,

45:37 why' you yell at me?

45:39 Blood. Tasty blood. So delicious.

45:46 Speak Benjamin. Is he safe? Killed before, but doesn't smell like a cultist. That wanted to eat murderer. Well, murderer or not, I can take no chances. I'm afraid you'll have to move along. No circus for you.

46:04 What?

46:06 Oh, okay. What's my intimidation? I almost do. Do I do an intimidation or just pay him?

46:13 Oh, hold on. I can add uh let me back out. I can use Jiara to add a uh bonus to you. Oh,

46:21 okay.

46:28 There you go. There we go. From intimidation proficiency. Nice.

46:32 Yeah,

46:33 it's an 18 and I probably have a 21, baby.

46:37 Nice.

46:38 Oh, forgive me. You're going to tell me no.

46:45 You're really going to tell me no?

46:53 I'm just like, "Yeah, I I work here, guys."

46:57 Just immediately kill both of them.

47:01 Hey. All right. We're in the circus. Now, where would we turn in this body?

47:14 Uh,

47:16 there's someone to talk to up here.

47:19 You You should come up here first. Oh, yeah. Talk to her.

47:22 Okay.

47:22 Or you going up?

47:23 I Yeah.

47:32 Nature's womb. I have felt no peace here until now. Your eyes stir up. There is painless and deep.

47:46 Yeah. Some guy tried to labboize me.

47:51 You're like, this isn't even my original eye. You are in love. Are you not?

47:57 Not even a little.

48:01 Love blossoms in life's furies. You have formed bonds in this time. Have you not? Trust respect. These are the clothes that love dresses in. Bring the love to me. I will look into your hearts.

48:26 Why do you want me to talk to her?

48:28 Eternal eternally.

48:34 Sorry you for this. I just just uh do three. Your words are cruel, but your heart quivers. Love is a tangled forest. There's no shame in seeking guidance.

48:55 Does she like eat someone in your party or something?

48:58 Uh, yeah, something like that. Damn. I think it's only if you do the love thing.

49:02 Like if I had if I Hey, Asterion.

49:06 Yeah, I think maybe.

49:08 What does she do? Because obviously I'm never going to figure that out.

49:11 Um, she turns into the uh the lady the lady that kills people. the the lady who keeps hanging out with the methhead or the heroin addict.

49:24 Oh, really?

49:25 Yeah. It turns into her.

49:26 Oh, that's her.

49:28 It is a version of her. Yeah.

49:31 Gotcha.

49:32 She Yeah, she's everywhere.

49:34 Okay.

49:35 Come talk to the genie, though.

49:37 Up top.

49:38 Genie.

49:39 Um, where I'm at?

49:41 I'm coming.

49:42 I'm coming. Oh, damn. That's cool. You mean the Xin? The He's a genie.

49:49 You want me to talk to him?

49:51 Yes.

49:57 Approach.

50:03 You are very loud.

50:05 Behold's wheel of wonders. to win prizes beyond your tiny imagination and make your miserable life more bearable.

50:20 What's that 500? It cost 500 gold to do it.

50:29 Across the plains, burning and conquering all. Win the spoils of such conquest. If luck smiles upon you, win the grand prize, the jackpot.

50:46 Oh, the jackpot. All right,

50:50 let us see.

50:52 I do not.

50:53 I'm going to fail immediately.

50:58 You notice a glint in a beard. As it glows, the wheel moves away from the jackpot. He is cheating. Alas, no jackpot for you, ugly one.

51:13 Grab him by the beard. Okay, we're going to try this one more time.

51:21 You dare speak to me as if we were equals. You are a scrap of food in my teeth. The dirt beneath my fingernails.

51:34 You don't have fingernails are nothing. I am however feeling gracious. So I will forget this and allow you to spin again or I can turn you into something vile. Choose

51:56 which one does it spin it or do your worst. Pick one of them. like how it doesn't show you at all.

52:12 No jackpot for you.

52:16 Yes.

52:18 Do I just Oh, I don't get a chance to like even try to stop him from cheating or anything. He doesn't even show it. Okay.

52:26 Alas.

52:27 Okay.

52:29 Um for you, ugly. You are welcome.

52:33 If you would have uh told him uh do your worst, he would have turned you into a piece of cheese.

52:38 Oh, gotcha.

52:41 I gotcha.

52:42 Um so, let's see the items he gave you.

52:46 I got a staff of mumbling wizard.

52:50 Yeah.

52:51 Uh a bag of molding and boots. A very fast blinking disroing blink step. That's amazing. So all the items you can get from him are just stupid.

53:06 They're just

53:07 all food that is put into this bag immediately grows mold and spoils.

53:13 Because it was designed by a compulsive mumbler, the staff can't distinguish between its spells and so can only cast fireball or firebolt at random. That's funny.

53:24 Yeah. Uh oh yeah, that did cost me money each time. Leaving your clothes behind is what the flask the disroing blinks did.

53:33 Oh yeah. I mean I figured this much.

53:36 Uh he does however have a really good item if you hit the jackpot, but I've never hit the jackpot.

53:43 I wonder,

53:45 huh? Yeah. I wonder if you have to save scum it or something.

53:49 You probably do. I mean, I went through once and uh

53:53 went through and modded in a ton of uh gold and just repeated it like a hund times and never once hit it.

54:00 Wow.

54:01 Yeah. It's like the it's these items back here on this middle shelf.

54:04 That's what I'm looking at. Yeah.

54:07 Like you get like something like that.

54:10 Okay.

54:10 There's something There's something else. I I think I remember someone saying he gives you something like really good. I just don't remember what it was. Okay. That was pretty fun. Why is it's like again Zino Circus of the Last Days. Okay, I guess this is a waypoint. Not really a waypoint, but excuse me.

54:40 Oh, there's a displacer beast.

54:44 Yeah.

54:45 And a What's this one over here? I forgot a raptor.

54:50 Uh, crimson.

54:53 God, just have a sneak over there and unlock the cage for the displacer beast.

54:58 Oh, it's a dinosaur over here.

55:01 Oh, interesting. I lowkey want to see if Aster could pick that cage lock

55:15 just to see what happens. bitey buddy.

55:21 I mean, we can you can definitely try.

55:28 What's the worst thing happens? We save scum and come back to it.

55:31 That's true. That's true. No, we'll be good, boys.

55:37 Now, uh, come back this way.

55:41 All right. Is there something going on up there?

55:42 I don't know. Oh my

55:45 There's a big thing going on right here.

55:49 Oh, the this guy with By Buddy.

55:53 Yeah.

55:53 Yep. Bitey buddy.

55:57 It's just that it it hits a cut scene.

56:02 Buddy the dog is my very best friend. Do you know why? Why? I love how the the old man answers and not the kids.

56:17 I don't get it.

56:19 Shut up about the scarecrow who lost a fight.

56:34 You hear that, buddy? We've got ourselves a Debbie Downer.

56:43 Thank you to the loud mouth for volunteering for my next trick.

56:48 Now, where oh where are you?

56:55 Oh,

56:56 on the back of your neck raises a shiver passes through you.

57:01 You, my special assistant. Come on up. You look so scared. Bike.

57:14 You think I haven't mounted a stage before? Don't be warned, clone. If you mean to throw knives, I will throw them back.

57:25 My heart, the enthusiasm is too much. No. Up. Up. Double sharp. Oh, poor buddy will think you don't like him.

57:41 Right there. Perfect.

57:49 You understand the nature of a secret organization? Yes.

57:53 No.

57:56 Okay. That guy is like way too into the show.

58:02 Yeah, right. I'm the same size as these kids.

58:09 I'm guessing this is also one of those

58:12 this that that undead chick.

58:14 Does anyone know why

58:19 you're special, my friend? Because I have a message just for you. Praise the absolute.

58:32 Yeah, it would have been better if you went up there.

58:34 Oh, really?

58:35 Yeah.

58:36 Just because now you're right because you would have been right up on them.

58:40 I just didn't want to say anything while you were

58:42 I mean, it's

58:47 it's totally fine.

58:49 I mean, it's funnier with Jihira going up there. She She would have gotten downed anyway. Just one less step for her.

58:57 Oh, wait. Are we fighting everyone here?

59:00 Uh, yeah.

59:05 Not everyone in the circus, just these people in this area.

59:08 Okay.

59:10 [ __ ] Okay. I'm actually going to go deal with Karen. Yeah, with Karen. Uh, before she opens the door to that displacer beast.

59:20 Good call. What is happening? Oh, okay. I I never know what whose turn it is cuz

59:29 spellcasters

59:32 take [ __ ] forever.

1:00:08 Oh, well, didn't matter.

1:00:11 Yeah, didn't matter anyway. You run over there and close the cage. No, you can't. Damn it.

1:00:17 May the gods take you first.

1:00:21 Why did 93?

1:00:27 Oh, okay. I don't know why I barely did any damage.

1:00:30 So low. That was really low for you. Um, god damn it. Every [ __ ] time. Okay. Take that. All right. That was my turn. Oh, is he on our side?

1:00:55 Uh, this guy is. Yeah,

1:00:58 this bug bear guy.

1:00:59 Yeah,

1:01:00 he's really weak, but he is on our

1:01:03 Oh, dude. I am okay. Thank god. Uhoh. Jeez.

1:01:14 [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you, man.

1:01:16 Where' that ice method come from?

1:01:19 Uh, Jahar.

1:01:20 Oh, you summoned something. Okay.

1:01:22 Yeah. 31 on it.

1:01:36 Nice. [ __ ] Now they're going to get to go.

1:01:57 Nice. That's pretty cool. I mean, they're level seven. Yeah, they have a good amount of health. Let's see. How much is their health? 20 21. Maybe not like great.

1:02:25 I'm like, that's not that good. Nice.

1:02:46 You dumb [ __ ] Good thing for him. Okay, let's see. Advantage. I have advantage on anyone. I don't think so. So, instead Oh,

1:03:12 kind of too far away. Why do I have dis Oh, because this guy's on me. Disengage. There we go. Oh, they're all So everything's here. Everything here is a doppelganger.

1:03:33 Yeah, I think so. I think that's what it is.

1:03:36 Damn it, you loser.

1:03:42 Oh,

1:03:42 he starts Yeah, he starts killing people.

1:03:44 Oh, okay. Well, that who cares? It was that old guy who was way too into the into the show.

1:03:51 I think that's why he did it. He ran over and was like,

1:03:53 like you freaking weirdo

1:03:56 loser.

1:04:01 Oh jeez.

1:04:03 Car so close.

1:04:08 That is like the worst spell.

1:04:11 What? The healing.

1:04:13 Yeah.

1:04:14 Yeah. It doesn't do great.

1:04:16 Okay, let's see.

1:04:17 Healing in 3.5 is so much better than healing in five.

1:04:21 Yeah. like it's so much better. That's one of the main things I think that it didn't translate well. Like if I go through and use the uh like use healing word or anything, even at like a higher level, it doesn't do anything,

1:04:40 right? Even if I do it at like level five, doesn't add anything. Come on, Fodor. Okay, dude. You're about to Jeez,

1:04:53 huh? That was pretty cool, I guess.

1:04:57 Yeah, that was that was super fun. Super fun and balanced.

1:05:10 Oh man.

1:05:15 Did it die?

1:05:16 It did. It blew up. Does it only last two turns? Maybe it does. It only last two turns. I would have hit that hit. That would hit you. Actually, I don't want to do that. Never mind. I can't get closer anyway. So, yeah, we don't do that. Um, we want to kill this. Yeah, dribbles.

1:05:55 Only a four. You dumb dumb thing. No, maybe it didn't. Maybe the other one just lost all its life. Yeah. Okay.

1:06:16 Oh, [ __ ] off. I know it's 50 50%.

1:06:30 Okay, Jar, you need to

1:06:33 Why would you move her up so clo Oh, to heal Kyle.

1:06:36 To heal Kyle.

1:06:37 I'm like, why would you move her up so close? He could have also thrown a potion on him.

1:06:44 Yeah, that's also true. What am I want to use? I don't want to use We're going to use healing word instead. I guess I should have stayed back. Oh, well, we're going to [ __ ] do this instead. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Back out. Back out. There we go. He only worked

1:07:09 on Kyle now. Hopefully. Also, just an FYI, how he credited on me and like just absolutely [ __ ] me up. My AC is 22.

1:07:28 Uh yeah. Yeah.

1:07:30 It just [ __ ] ruined me. So stupid. Uh, is it your turn now?

1:07:44 Still my turn.

1:07:45 Okay,

1:07:45 it's my turn. So, let's do lacerate on Ryland. So, now he's bleeding. So, that's good. And then we're going to do a pushing attack and miss and miss, which is pretty cool. Then I'mma push him and succeed. And that's it.

1:08:17 Oh, okay. You hit that. Yeah. [ __ ] off. Yeah. [ __ ] off. Yes. Yes. Options on what I could do.

1:08:31 Misty, step away. I guess

1:08:33 that's exactly what I'm going to do.

1:08:35 Oh, wait. Hold on. I have some boots you can put on.

1:08:37 No, if I put it on, it's my action. I don't have an action.

1:08:41 Those boots make you They make you ny.

1:08:45 They make me n. Yeah, those are good boots. What the [ __ ] That's a way good [ __ ] spell.

1:09:05 Take that, you dinosaur. Yeah. Boom. Hey. All right. There we go. Is that Wait, how did that not die? What the hell happened? I I don't even know what the What just happened?

1:09:29 Oh, yeah. Displacer beast versus Al Bear. I'd pay to see that.

1:09:33 Yeah, I would too. Ah, there we go. When she hits, she hits really hard with as a [ __ ] Al Bear. like when she hits.

1:09:47 Yeah. I don't know. She hasn't really actually been that useful to our party.

1:09:52 Uh I will say the only thing she's done good is like she she can heal us from a distance.

1:09:57 Yeah.

1:09:59 Morphic and

1:10:08 All right. So, Crimson's dead and then we are going to do a goating attack now. He's goated.

1:10:18 Yeah, he's a [ __ ]

1:10:19 He's like, "Oh my god, I bit off more than I can chew."

1:10:23 Oh, nice.

1:10:25 Yeah, take that.

1:10:29 His name is It's also fearful, but his name is also Shadow Whiskers. I don't know if you know

1:10:34 Shadow Jacka. I love how the only only uh civilian that is alive one that why don't they run away um but is the weird guy that was in two into the show.

1:10:47 He jumped out and got clocked in the head with a hammer and that was it. I want to drop a fireball on all these guys.

1:10:56 No, just do magic missile nine times or however many times you can do it.

1:11:00 Okay, fine. One, two, three.

1:11:02 Cuz the doppelganger is bleeding and he'll probably die. It never does enough to kill him.

1:11:09 It didn't die.

1:11:11 Maybe Theodor will kill him. Or maybe you'll just take that.

1:11:16 I put it in its butt.

1:11:18 I saw time to check your temperature key.

1:11:24 Oh well, that was all a staring could do.

1:11:28 God useless.

1:11:33 Shame. I thought we were killing a real clown.

1:11:36 Oh, hey, look. I found the beast cage key.

1:11:39 Open up.

1:11:40 Oh, wow.

1:11:41 Yep. Did he have anything?

1:11:43 Communal usage.

1:11:44 Oh, he had a hammer.

1:11:45 Let's show some respect

1:11:47 or some more cunning.

1:11:48 Is he like hiding? Oh, yeah. They're like, don't pickpocket.

1:11:52 Uh, hey. It's like, dude. Yeah, I'm still watching.

1:11:57 Yeah, he's like over here hiding. Oh, no, he's not. The the picture showed him hiding. I don't need the beast cage. Uh, all right. Well, that was it everyone. That's that was our uh foray into the circus. So, I hope you're enjoying. Um, we're going to stop there and stick around for the rest of the series. Like, comment, share, and subscribe and have a wonderful whatever time update is for you.