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Kittens in a Blender

Game ID: GID0180911
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2011
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Description

From the Designers:
You are twisted. I can’t believe you actually want to put these adorable kittens in a blender! I guess that’s none of my business. Maybe you’re more of a dog person. Sure, kittens are curious by nature, but when they get in a kitchen full of dangerous appliances, it is up to you to save them.

This fast-paced card game has players working to save all of their own kittens before the unthinkable happens. But sometimes the only way to save your precious litter of kittens is to let those curious little cats learn the lesson of why you should never play in a Blender!

According to the box: A portion of the proceeds will be donated to a no kill cat shelter.

Objective:
Save your kittens and send your opponents' kittens to The Blender.

Setup & Play:
Put the game box top on the table, open-side up and place the oversized Blender card inside, face-up: that's The Blender. Place the oversized Box card face up in the base of the box: that's The Box. Leave a little space between The Blender and The Box: that's The Counter. Assign each player a Kitten color (red, green, blue or yellow), shuffle the deck, deal each player 6 cards and it's time to start saving adventurous kittens.

On each turn, players play two cards and then draw back up to 6. Kitten cards may be played into The Blender, The Counter or The Box. All other cards are played face up in front of the player so that all players can see which cards have been played.

Players can play Kitties on the Move to move kittens to or from The Blender, The Counter or The Box; the number on the card specifies the number of kittens that can each be moved 1 space. Playing a Blend card will destroy the kittens currently in The Blender, save the kittens in The Box, and move the kittens on The Counter into The Blender unless countered by another player's Blend "Pulse" card.

Players can move kittens around with other cards as well. Kittens in the Blender moves all of the kittens on The Counter or in The Box to The Blender. With These Cats in the Blender a player can move all cats of a chosen color from The Counter and The Box to The Blender. Kittens in the Box moves all kittens in The Blender or on The Counter to The Box, while Cats on the Counter moves all the kittens in The Blender or The Box to The Counter.

Total chaos reigns when the Dog's in the Kitchen as each player gives her hand to the player in the direction indicated on the card.

The game ends when all 16 of the Blend cards have been played. Saved kittens are worth 2 points each, blended kitties cost 1 point each. Highest score wins.

Contents: 1 oversized Blender card, 1 oversized Box card, 110 playing cards (64 Kittens: 16 in each of 4 colors - red, green, blue and yellow; 18 Kitties on the Move: 6 of each number; 16 Blends: 8 Regular Blend & 8 Blend Black; 4 Dogs in the Kitchen: 2 left & 2 right; 2 Kittens in the Blender; 2 Your Cats in the Blender; 2 Cats on the Counter; 2 Kittens in the Box), rules.

Description

From the Designers:
You are twisted. I can’t believe you actually want to put these adorable kittens in a blender! I guess that’s none of my business. Maybe you’re more of a dog person. Sure, kittens are curious by nature, but when they get in a kitchen full of dangerous appliances, it is up to you to save them.

This fast-paced card game has players working to save all of their own kittens before the unthinkable happens. But sometimes the only way to save your precious litter of kittens is to let those curious little cats learn the lesson of why you should never play in a Blender!

According to the box: A portion of the proceeds will be donated to a no kill cat shelter.

Objective:
Save your kittens and send your opponents' kittens to The Blender.

Setup & Play:
Put the game box top on the table, open-side up and place the oversized Blender card inside, face-up: that's The Blender. Place the oversized Box card face up in the base of the box: that's The Box. Leave a little space between The Blender and The Box: that's The Counter. Assign each player a Kitten color (red, green, blue or yellow), shuffle the deck, deal each player 6 cards and it's time to start saving adventurous kittens.

On each turn, players play two cards and then draw back up to 6. Kitten cards may be played into The Blender, The Counter or The Box. All other cards are played face up in front of the player so that all players can see which cards have been played.

Players can play Kitties on the Move to move kittens to or from The Blender, The Counter or The Box; the number on the card specifies the number of kittens that can each be moved 1 space. Playing a Blend card will destroy the kittens currently in The Blender, save the kittens in The Box, and move the kittens on The Counter into The Blender unless countered by another player's Blend "Pulse" card.

Players can move kittens around with other cards as well. Kittens in the Blender moves all of the kittens on The Counter or in The Box to The Blender. With These Cats in the Blender a player can move all cats of a chosen color from The Counter and The Box to The Blender. Kittens in the Box moves all kittens in The Blender or on The Counter to The Box, while Cats on the Counter moves all the kittens in The Blender or The Box to The Counter.

Total chaos reigns when the Dog's in the Kitchen as each player gives her hand to the player in the direction indicated on the card.

The game ends when all 16 of the Blend cards have been played. Saved kittens are worth 2 points each, blended kitties cost 1 point each. Highest score wins.

Contents: 1 oversized Blender card, 1 oversized Box card, 110 playing cards (64 Kittens: 16 in each of 4 colors - red, green, blue and yellow; 18 Kitties on the Move: 6 of each number; 16 Blends: 8 Regular Blend & 8 Blend Black; 4 Dogs in the Kitchen: 2 left & 2 right; 2 Kittens in the Blender; 2 Your Cats in the Blender; 2 Cats on the Counter; 2 Kittens in the Box), rules.

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  • to enter the contest it's really simple all you have to do is send an email to watch it played at live.com and then the subject heading in put puzzle strike contest
  • first of all what was the name of the fictitious game that I mentioned in the very first episode of our puzzle strike series
  • secondly what is the name of the publisher who publishes puzzle strike and thirdly and this is the important one who do you think is going to win the puzzle strike playthrough
  • one person is going to win puzzle strike Third Edition and the other person is going to win puzzle strike Shadows which although it's an expansion is a fully Standalone game
  • I've been joined by Luke Smith and we're getting ready to go into this box
  • the game is called fluffy
  • this is a wonderful pick for Keith to send us so thank you very much Keith
  • Keith you didn't tell me you were sending me more games
  • it's always a real surprise to get these gifts of games from our viewers it really means a lot to us
  • Luke go ahead this is your chance one time one time
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  • The light and silly tone can make the offensive theme less noticeable.
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  • Offensive theme where the object is to put kittens in a blender.
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  • getting kittens into a blender to be shredded and chewed up and destroyed
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  • Can a game's theme go too far?
  • there's no subject that I would want banned from conversation because I think that even highly controversial ones allow us to grow as humans allow us to discover new points of view and even challenge our own and that can be very valuable but I think there's a little bit of a difference when we take that subject matter and we put it into our entertainment and then we ask people at least by extension to reenact certain kinds of behavior
  • for me that kind of theme in that kind of game is too offensive it's it's not something I would want to play it's something I would want to discourage other people from playing and I certainly wouldn't want to see someone making a profit off of it
  • for me it's less the theme though this certainly can matter and more how the game respects the theme
  • so that helps create that buffer so that even if the subject matter is quite serious I I'm not offended by it
  • it becomes even more of a fictional setting when you when the components that you're using become even more and more abstracted
  • I I think if the components looked more realistic then that might start to push the barrier on what would offend me and and what wouldn't
  • so when I'm sitting down to a table to play with other people I I want other people to be enjoying their experience and there are hundreds of games out there so I'm I am probably going to avoid a game that I think has a theme that's going to make someone else at the table uncomfortable
  • I really like this question it's very thought-provoking and which ironically is how I like my themes thought-provoking
  • if the theme put you in that specific era time or place where there was so much negativity or so many bad things happens that it's inescapable example being Holocaust
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