The Great Board Game Purge 2022 - Part 4/6

0:00 hello here we are again we are glass for punishment here this is really really painful series for me this is a series where we've gone through our ballgame collection and we've drained the swamp so to speak these games are truly dreadful and we're going to show you exactly how much pain and suffering we have put ourselves through over the years so let's crack on bollocks the next game on this list is a game called grab well this is a really frustrating game where you'll be trying to stop yourself from getting sucked into the center of the galaxy and trying to prevent yourself from being expunged from existence this is a really frustrating game because you'll be going around this track being pulled one way being pulled the other way and that could go on forever and ever and ever all right so grab well let's throw this into a great dirty [ __ ] blacker hole is it going by martin wallace this is hit z road it's a really well produced game it's just that we don't think we're going to be playing it that often we pick this up for about two quid on an amazon bargain bucket it's relatively good it's a decent game but just one game has been sitting on the shelf and it's time for this one to hit the road sake is a real time game called meat eel this one isn't actually that bad it's just every time i dig this one out i get confused with the rules it's probably because i'm struggling with any games that are 13 plus age range right i don't

1:31 know i think the toss back into this one but no i can't must leave here's a game that was sent to do a review and it's truly awful it's a game called over stocked this is a game where you'll be trying to fill up your warehouse with shitty games funny enough they didn't even bother to put a rulebook in this one it looks awful i mean this is one of them turd kickstarter games that people back on a whim and it turns out to be a complete pile of dog [ __ ] bugger off it's another martin wallace game i'm not saying i don't like martin wallace but i just find this game really really drab and boring it's a reprint of a game that a lot of people really really enjoyed i don't know it's just drab i hate london at the best of times right it's a stink hole and this game just brings back bad memories of picking black bogies at your nose when you come back from madame two swords right so yeah london the big stink this is a game that promised so much it's a game by the perpetual failures the engelstein clan right i'm not sure there is a game well maybe spacecrafts isn't too bad if you can actually teach the bleeding thing but this is a programming game where you'll be moving around a pub trying to beat each other up it's a pub ball simulator and really we should really like this because we do enjoy a good punch-up in a pub but this is a really frustrating experience as you can see it's just been sat under a load of other games and it makes me feel ill just having this anywhere near me so here we go there's a game called escape

3:03 room i don't know what this is doing in there i think we played this about four years ago and i'm not even sure if you can reset it somebody has said that they want this one but i don't know maybe you can reset it maybe you can't if you can't reset it i'm sure it will go into his log burner but yeah it's one of them weirdo escape room games that you can only play once i this is a decent game that we're getting rid of it's jurassic park danger it's good when you first play it but there's a couple of flaws in this where it's a bit lopsided and uneven i'm sure somebody out there will enjoy playing this more than me when your kids don't enjoy playing games with you and it's a jurassic park game what are you going to do with it what are you going to do with it it is a game that really is for me signaled the end of portal games as a credible board gaming publisher it's rattle battle grab the loot we actually went up and got the expansion purchase i haven't got a clue why we did that this is a real real donkey of a game what you'll be doing you'll be taking dice acronym into the box using the box as a board and then you'll be doing stuff with the results it's a random block vest the components are nice the artwork's nice but the game itself is a shocking shocking piece of [ __ ] so the next game is pathfinder the adventure card game the skulls and shackles base set i'm not even going to try it out in the box because it's it just doesn't open so everything in there is shrink-wrapped we enjoyed the first iteration of this the rise of the roon glows we got everything for that and then we thought oh we'll get skulls and shackles and never played it i just don't know it's just sat there sat there

4:34 take i mean look at the size of the box it's absolutely [ __ ] enormous so getting rid of this is a huge weight off my shoulders i can now breathe deeply now that this isn't taking up that space with all that oxygen and it i feel relieved that this is finally going because whilst it might be a decent game it's just too bleak and big so you go that's yeah another 10 games that we're going to be getting rid of there's i don't know i don't know how many there is do you reckon there's a lot i reckon there's a lot but yeah i think have we gone through much of stinking turds no we haven't there's some even worse games out there in the hallway waiting to tickle your fancy so yeah come back for the next one if you haven't written that suicide note already so we'll see you then

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