The Host | Things Get Dicey (Board Game Sketch Comedy)

0:01 hi yeah you're about to watch the things get dicey sketch but first do you like deduction games like clue i do but you want them to be better than clue right i do check out the kickstarter link in the description below for the new game scandal from megacorp and games it's a deduction game and their other game awkward guess y'all it's really good so check it out thank you for watching this ad onto the sketch thanks for coming to my game night thank you for coming to my game night thanks for coming to my game night thank you for coming to my game night thanks for coming to my game night oh my gosh you brought modern art this is my favorite game i would love to play this but we can't we need to learn this new game i just got sent because i need to film a review for it tomorrow oh you brought battlestar galactica it's a great game but i did send an itinerary for what we're going to play tonight and this wasn't on it oh you brought a friend ugh great the more the merrier um here use my chair no no no no no really i insist i'm i'm going to be up and about anyways i've got some games but i've played them all before so did y'all bring anything new i know you're all new to the hobby but don't worry i have great games chosen for us today i just want you to love this hobby as much as i do so here's how the night is gonna go i have a lot of 30 minutes for our opening warm up game then we have an hour to play paranormal detectives then we'll have a five-minute snack and bathroom break before our main event two and a half

1:32 hours to play fury of dracula i wanna play what you all wanna play i'm happy to play anything oh actually before we start playing can you take some pictures of me for social media thanks cell phones will need to go inside this box you'll get them back at the end of the night oh i don't know um here will you look it up in the rules we are gonna start with a cooperative game which means we work together as a team and it's called ghost stories should we vote who wants to play what everyone raise your hand raise your hand if you need something to drink raise your hand if it's your turn to help us meet our schedule i have a few guidelines i'd like everyone to follow one no talking during the rules explanation wow i have never played a game of ghost stories where we lost that quickly two if you're not ready for your turn you're getting skipped oh is it my turn forget ghost stories okay we will play something else let's play arboretum oh hey come on in no no you're not late at all here you know what we just barely got started here just take my spot it's a peaceful game about planning paths of different beautiful trees hey instagram what's up we're having a game night we're playing that brand new hotness just about to roll here take my board which one of these is rated better on board game geek three snacks and bathroom only happen during designated break times all right

3:04 there you go now we have aged cheddar smoked gouda fresh ground pepper oh wait what about funko harry potter weren't you just talking about wanting to play that should we add that in the mix boy i forgot what a brain burner this is oh but it's beautiful right i mean look at this art by beth sobel okay so i found chronicles of crime oh my gosh your cauldron board looks so good can i take a picture with it it's a lot better than mine you all like fantasy right lord of the rings game of thrones break's over time for fury of dracula where's jessica there's no time she made her choice we go on without her hashtag board games hashtag tabletop oh is it my turn uh just take my turn for me it's fine joseph if you don't take your turn right now we are not gonna have time to play ps4 pizza this is a halfling that's like a hobbit and look he looks kind of like frodo i have always wanted to play this game oh it only plays up to four um hashtag influencer everyone who thinks joseph needs to take his turn right now raise your hand y'all this game's supposed to take 60 to 90 minutes to play we don't have time right

4:35 you have to leave in 15 minutes we could just play strike 11 29 well done everyone thanks for coming bye next time i'll introduce you to 18xx games because you like trains right love spending time with my friends bye don't forget to like and subscribe what a night i am a good host i think i'm wearing a little wine

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