Tom's Boring Unboxing Video - May 5, 2026

0:04 All right, everyone. Welcome to the Dice Tower and to the most boring unboxings on the planet Earth where we take a look at stuff that comes into the Dice Tower and we tell you what we think about it. Or we just look at it. We'll see. Colls. Smarter than checkers, more fun than chess. Ooh. Just one more game, everyone. Well, I guess they're just going to go on their thing where they said that uh uh Flip Seven's the greatest card game of all time. They're like, you know what? That works. All right. Let's see. Let's see what we got here. Oh, no, more anatomy. Now it's cats. I see inside the cat.

0:50 And we got a box here. Oh, this is going to make somebody happy. Do you want to play some Arkham Horror? We got Carolyn Fern and Ann Marie Lambeau and Tommy Muldoon and Miguel de la Cruz and this guy who's already my favorite. He dresses so stylish. Uh cool. All right, this one is packaged well. I mean has corners on it. Almost looks like it's a prototype of Swords, but I doubt it is.

1:36 Let's see what's in here. Has corners on it to protect it, which I'm not going to complain about cuz better that you protect something. Oh. I can't show you this yet. You didn't see enough to know what it is. But it's going to be cool. Go ahead and start guessing. All right. What is in this one?

2:06 Looks like a small game. A Reiner Knizia game with a very generic cover. Fruit Island. All right. Bringing enjoyment to the people, Reiner Knizia. Huh. Huh. Analog Game Studios. All right, let's see what's in this big box here. It's not particularly heavy. So, we can hope it's good stuff. Oh, yay! It's the new Colt Express. Ooh. And the expansion to Shackleton Base and Catan the Game Zip Edition.

2:54 I doubt that will be as cool as Catan on the road, but who knows? And we have a package here that I got to somehow rip open. I guess I have to slice it open on the side and hope I don't cut anything. I did a good job. It is Rattlesnake from Osprey Games. It's a shootout. Oh, that looks interesting. Huh. What kind of game is it though? Doesn't say much more than that. Two players. All right. Uh let's continue on here. Ba da bum bum bum ba.

3:40 Oh, it's some Disney Lorcana. Zee's going to be happy with that. The new Illuminaries Trove from Ravensburger. Cool. This is a big one here, a heavy one. At least I shouldn't say big. What could it be? It's a box in a box, my favorite kind of box to get.

4:06 [snorts]

4:06 Let's try box number two. The Queen's Dilemma. Lemme lemme lemme lemme. The sequel to King's Dilemma. It has taken them a long time to get this one out. Well, we'll be reviewing this one soon. All righty then, that's it for another most boring unboxing on the planet Earth. Look at all this boring stuff we're putting in here. Anyway, thanks for watching, everybody. Until next time, I'm Tom Vasel and you've been watching The Dice Tower.

4:59 Hey folks, I'm Tom Vasel. Thanks for watching this video. Check out our channel. We have a lot of videos on our channel. We have live videos that go up each week from live Q&A's to videos where we take a look at the newest stuff on Kickstarter crowd surfing to top 10 lists and more. There's lots of stuff on this channel.

5:17 We encourage you to explore it. You can find out more at our website dicetower.com. I'm Tom Vasel. Thanks for watching another video on The Dice Tower.