Tom's Boring Unboxing Video - June 3, 2026

0:03 Hey everybody, I'm Zee Garcia and welcome back to the world's most boring unboxing on the Dice Tower. We're going to kick it off and see what we've got coming uh this week. This is a pretty hefty hefty game. I'm hoping it's a game. I'm assuming it's a game. It is certainly heavy, whatever it is. It is indeed a game from GMT Games. This is Oh my gosh. Hey, it's a Commands & Colors game. Napoleonics: The Grand Battles expansion. Oh, this is the expansion. Guys, this has some weight to it. This could be a weapon. They might have used it as a weapon in the Napoleonic uh Napoleonica Wars. Uh can't pronounce it. Uh Richard Borg's expansion here with some uh some commands and some colors.

0:53 Complexity medium. It's fine. I can handle it. And then in also in here we've got that Battle uh What is it? Oh, I thought it was a Battle. Baltic Empires: The Northern Wars of 1558 to 1721. Brian Asklev uh ooh Nice. What's the complexity on this one? Four out of nine? That's not bad. Solitaire suitabi- suit- suitability uh You can kind of play solitaire. It's a three. It's so it's it's it's like medium suitability. You have to pretend you're someone else a little bit of the time. Nice. All right, this is next. It feels empty compared to the last one especially. Let's see what we got.

1:38 Oh, no you do not. Give it up. All right, what do we got in here? We have Excalibur. This might be for the hot games table at East. I'm not sure. And then another copy of Excalibur. And again, these are for, I think, I'm pretty certain, hot games tables at Dice Tower East. Uh Don't quote me on that, though. There you go. All right, let's open up a couple of tiny things here. What we got? This is bits for uh that mutation game from Drawnduh. I guess uh maybe for the library. This must be for the library copy of that game, maybe. And then we've also got this one here, which is uh Overpower. Oh, Tom's going to be happy about this one. Maybe I'll put this one somewhere he won't find.

2:46 All right, we got a medium-sized box right here. Doesn't Well, that was a That was a miss. Doesn't feel like there's too much in it. Let's see what we got. Very well packaged. A lot of paper. This is Final Titan, the ultimate [snorts] draft battler. This is a uh I'm guessing not quite a final copy. And again, this might be just because it's that time of the year where we're getting things to be featured at Dice Tower East. That might be what this is for. I I'm not sure. But uh we played this game live, and it is excellent excellent game. And then, is there anything else in here? Uh nope. That was it.

3:33 Let's see here. This feels kind of light. Oh, it's a it's a lot of paper. Oh, no, there's something in it. Hold on. Im- uh Perfectly Imperfect, which is, I believe, a party game from Danielle Reynolds. Yeah, from Randolph. Okay, cool. Nice. And then some tiny little things. Blue Penguin mini card game. It is mini. And then Wool Street mini card game. What's this one? Mateo. Mateo Wool Street and Blue Penguin. And that is it. Those are cute. Look at that. How adorable. This one kind of sounds metallic a little bit.

4:21 It's [snorts] a It's a box of washers. Let's see. Come on. I don't know where the seam even is. I'm guessing. There it is. What? This is Puzzle Hungry Umami Rush. Multiplayer puzzle blitz. Huh. The kitchen is chaos. Can you keep up? 19 unique multi-layered puzzles. Unleash some chaos. Serve up a victory. So, it's a puzzle but it has player count and time. This is very interesting looking thing. All right. Got to check that out. All right, next up we got a big envelope here that has already [snorts] been opened and it is some Bezier things.

5:16 Got to get through this layer of protection. See if we can do this. Ooh, that sound though. Oh, this is sticky. That's interesting. [clears throat] I don't think I've seen bubble wrap that's sticky before. Very nice. Oh. Oh, goodness. Oh. Okay. There you go. They got Haunted Mouse from Bezier, Jonathan Cox. All right. And then the new Zombie Princess Deluxe Edition here. Very thick box box um I'm guessing nice coins and whatnot. And then uh yeah. And then a couple of small little additions to that, but they'll never come off this.

6:07 All right, next up we get something here that says fragile. I I don't know what this is. We're going to be very careful. What is in here? Oh, what is this? Okay, well, first of all, they're not wrong about it being fragile. It's a little It's a little broken up. Like the outside is definitely a little broken up. Goodness, what is All right, I feel kind of bad about the rest of that, the cassette tape, but I'm sure if nothing else, Kenny has a cassette case somewhere. But then the inside of this is a life dial kind of thing where you can you know, spin this and track your your health total or whatever, you know?

6:59 That's pretty cool. And it's like a 3D printed thing, I'm guessing. Yeah. Well, that's neat. Thank you to the person who sent this. I think I think Tom will enjoy that. All right, here we got a cubic box. It says Thames and Cosmos on it. So, let's see what we got from those lovely people. We've got Oh, hey. That's cool. Wild Blooms. Very pretty very very pretty game from Cosmos. And then we've got here Exit the Exit the Game Family Edition with two escape adventures with the Exit heroes. If you played any of the other exit family games, you remember the the characters of these animals. So, there's two of those, and then we've got one more thing down here, Exit the Game Kids, the great bee scape, and this one's replayable.

7:57 All right, this one's got some some heft to it. Let's see what we got in here. Another kind of tall box. We have quite a few things in here. Oof. Hobbycock, the hilarious bluffing trivia quiz. Uh about bluffing and tricking your opponents with your bluffing. Okay. We've got Imposter, the after-dinner mystery game. All right. And then we've got The Mole, an adult party game for shady people. Uh Okay.

8:43 Very you know, Cards Against Humanity looking thing. Maybe it's kind of like that. And then just uh one more copy of each of those same three things in here. Well, that's going to do it, folks, for the world's most boring unboxing this week here on the Dice Tower. Thank you for tuning in and checking [snorts] this out with us. My name has been Z Garcia. You've been wonderful, and we're going to see you next time right here on the Dice Tower. Take care.

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