The Board Game Ambassador

0:00 hey how's it going hey it's alex right sarah was telling me you're really into board games oh god he's not ready okay this is it we always knew this day would come you're an ambassador for the hobby right now say the wrong thing and we lose him forever oh tell him about our gloomhaven campaign that took 200 hours to complete no you don't want to scare him off remember just don't be yourself tell him how fun it is to play as a 17th century farmer in agricola no we have to stay on message talk about katan that's the party line but he doesn't even like katan this isn't about him anymore this is about one day waking up to a world where board gamers are accepted by society where both mother and child understand the farmer rule in carcassonne but but that's impossible it's about distancing ourselves from the sins of monopoly yeah totally yeah totally yeah they're not like monopoly though no great well now all he's thinking about is monopoly ah how many times have we stayed awake at night playing through this conversation that's not what we planned i knew we shouldn't have told sarah it's not worth it we're best off keeping it to ourselves never socializing outside the hobby because i've been getting back into games myself lately a gaming friend he could be the fifth player we need for wrist legacy don't get your hopes up just because he plays board games doesn't mean he wants

1:31 to play them with you ask him if he's free on tuesday for the next 15 weeks he's probably too cool for us he's at a party yeah but we're at a party yeah but we wish we weren't at the party i wish i was playing a game right now i'm not really into parties oh my god let's marry him what okay not that but let's play star wars rebellion with him two pizzas a bottle of wine the official soundtrack on in the background remember that guy we invited round to play game of thrones after five hours he started crying ugh you never let us forget yeah not everyone is into board games as much as we are let's just start slow and hope he accepts us yeah so anyway i play a lot of warhammer get lost nerd foreign