Tom's Boring Unboxing Video - Sept. 8, 2026
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Hey everybody, welcome to the most boring unboxing on the planet earth as we open up stuff that comes at a dice tower and we see what it is here. We have a pretty heavy box. [snorts] Let's see what we got in here. Carl versus Lynn. This looks like a fairly hefty Euro style game. Naturalist working in the age of Carl Banlin. Oh, it's not Carl Versus Lin. It's just Carl Bunlin. I didn't know that's what the V stood for. Okay. And then this one here. Yin Yang. Use the metal turtle shell to cast your fortune. Oh, this is a reprint of an older game, I've been told. Okay, let's take a look at this box here.
It's some bitewing stuff. You can always tell their stuff almost instantaneously. Alibada about turtles and seaggrass. Both with cases. I don't love these cases, but I know some people will like that. And then both with highly upgradable pieces. Alrighty from Devere
Risky Mixes and Nijar the jar. Not sure how to pronounce that. This is from David Bernol. Oh, looks interesting. Artisan's board. 25 minutes of player. Cool. Let's take a look here.
Empire the board game. It's very striking cover designed by Michael Viser. The board itself doesn't look particularly impressive. Who knows? I don't know much about this. A small little box from Japan, [snorts]
Fantasy Tavern Bra, The [snorts] Coil, and Chiiamata or Briscola Chiaata. These have kind of a very a nice These are all have some heft to them. Amuri Studio. All right. Okay. Let's see what we have in this box.
A brick of a game. Huh. It is Queen Alice from Combo Games, which [snorts] has something to do with chess. Trying to remember if I remember this from Kickstarter. And then High Moon. Huh? Is she an alien? Her face is green. Death Valley. They're all green. Why are they green? Does it explain that? Are they zombies?
Oh, they are skeleton cattle. Okay, maybe they are. I'm confused. All righty, let's see what we got here. Neon Hope, a storytelling game in a glittering Oh, a glitched utopia. Not a glittering utopia. Hm, that sounds cool. The back of the box looks like 10 other games, but I don't know. One to four players, fully cooperative. Hopeful games. Well, I hope it's good. All righty. What do we got here?
Yeti snack. Feel like I've seen this one before. I have. Just the 25th century version of it. Um, and then beer mug dice. Is that beer mug dice? Beer comma mug comma dice. And Orbida. I'm actually very interested in this one even though it's very small. 15 minutes. H All righty. Well, good to see that I had to pay tariffs on this. I don't even know what it is.
Restless Spirits. Hate to do this, but wow. Why would you cover up that cool looking thing? I guess it's so you don't have shrink wrap on it. from Sneaky Rescue, the Deluxe Edition. Oh, that's a pretty game. That's a very interesting looking game. I hope it's good. I like how it looks. Okay,
Satchel Quest. That's good artwork from Weird City Games. You have a satchel. You make combos. H build a bag of chips. H man, I have high high hopes for this one. High hopes. A smaller box here.
Citadels duel. So, the two-player version of Citadel. Very intrigued with this one. You're going to build the most profitable city districts in the realm. Cool. Let's see what we got. Jolt. A magnet game of push and pull. Hm. If it snaps to another, it's out. Well, that's interesting. You don't want stuff to be magnet. Slow and smooth scoring. H. All right, let's take a look here.
Well, the player mat, which seems like there was the majority of the box. Yo-kai Forest Duel and some Yo-kai Forest sleeves apparently. And some foil cards. Okay. Well, let's hope the game is good. Two to eight players. Two to eight players. Huh. Weird. All right. Let's take a look at this one.
Oh, yeah. Is that Prague Unseen? I know people are interested in this one. Uh, Albby Games Capstone. Very interested. I hope this one's good. Okay, let's see what we got here.
We got Caravan [snorts] Sat Dervish expansion and then a game called Robo Rescue. A heartwarming adventure as Homesick Robots Race for Home. Alrighty, folks. Well, that is once again another most boring unboxing on the planet Earth. Thank you all for watching. And as always, I will see you next time. Until then, have a great day from the Dice Tower. Hey folks, I'm Tom Vassel. Thanks for watching this video. Check out our channel. We have a lot of videos on our channel. We have live videos that go up each week from live Q&As's to videos where we take a look at the newest stuff on Kickstarter crowd surfing to top 10 lists and more.
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